Katie’s Hero (5 page)

“Marjory! Marjory! What would you do about this?” she kept calling.

Mrs. Mallory was trying to make sure that each child remembered to take his coat, gas mask, and ration book. One of the boys had raided the Women’s Institute store cupboards and found a huge pair of old dressmaking scissors. He was bobbing about dangerously with them when Mrs. Mallory noticed the shenanigans.

“For heaven’s sake, Gladys, you can’t let him run around with those! Take them away from him immediately.”

“I’m so sorry, Marjory, but I’ve been dealing with an absolute crisis in the lavatory. It’s totally blocked, and there’s a long queue forming. One of the little tykes has wet himself already.”

Mrs. Mallory rose, and took a deep breath. In one swift movement, she snatched the scissors away from George and sailed down to the back of the hall to investigate the water closet. Gladys hurried after her.

They gazed into the depths of the lavatory pan trying to work out what had gone wrong.

“It’s funny — it looks sort of furry, doesn’t it? You don’t think a rat could have gotten in there do you?”

“I can’t think why it should want to,” Mrs. Mallory replied crisply as she briefly disappeared to hunt up a plunger. The two both took a go at the pan, and Mrs. Mallory was exceptionally energetic, but to no avail. It remained resolutely blocked.

“Well, all the little boys will have to go around the back of the building and relieve themselves by the hedge,” she ordered, while Gladys went pale. “Girls! Form a line, and follow Gladys to the vicarage next door. No dawdling. Gladys, give me that plunger, there’s a dear!”

• • •

Katie arrived at the village hall feeling flustered. Harry Hammond had definitely taken the circuitous route, and Mrs. Mallory appeared on the steps, brandishing the plunger in one hand. She looked very disapproving when she saw who had given Katie a lift into the village. Harry obviously had a reputation.

“I hope you gave Hammond no encouragement?”

“None whatsoever, ma’am,” Katie replied. Katie had no intention of making the same mistakes again. The car drive with Hammond only served to remind her how predatory men could be.

Mrs. Mallory tossed aside the plunger and took Katie to meet her four boys. Mrs. Mallory had chosen some of the bigger ones because of all that lovely open space at Farrenden Manor. She didn’t want to inflict the very young ones on Lord Farrenden, she said. At least Katie would be spared the whole drama of littlies who wet the bed.

The oldest one, Roy, was a dirty young tough who would probably grow up into a big, bull-headed young man someday. At the moment, he was quite a bit shorter than Katie, with a chubby face and a mop of dark curly hair. She guessed he was twelve or thirteen.

“I want me own bed,” he announced, folding his arms across his chest.

Katie was used to people with London accents, since she had lived there for months, but she was a little unsettled by Roy’s manner, which was discontented and aggressive.

“Possibly headed for a life of crime,” Mrs. Mallory whispered, when she handed over the first of the precious ration books. “But his mother died not long ago in the bombing, so I suppose we must reserve our judgment.”

The next one was called Alfie, and he looked like a little elf. He had a pointed chin and fronds of mousy hair hanging in a tuft over his forehead. He was sitting on an old kitchen chair reading a pamphlet about how to operate the fire extinguisher.

The next two were brothers, Bob and George.

“We’re twins,” they announced.

“So you are, so you are!” said Katie, and then blushed because she knew she sounded like a right little colleen, fresh off the boat. She knelt down to have a closer look at these two. They were exactly the same height, and very, very similar, but perhaps not identical, Katie decided.

Katie smiled at each of them, and did up a button on George’s coat for him. His label said “George Kilby, Pleasant Gardens, Stepney.” Katie smiled. She’d been to Stepney once last year, and she hadn’t noticed many pleasant gardens. Not compared with the glorious green landscapes of County Clare at least.

“Where’s your label, little man?” Katie asked the other boy. “Did you lose it on the train?”

Bob looked a bit worried, as if he’d been accused of doing something wrong.

“It’s no matter,” Katie said, “we’ve got your brother here to tell us who you are.”

Bob rewarded her with a shy smile.

“They look like fine boys, Mrs. Mallory,” Katie said, mainly for the benefit of the children. It must be very hard on them to leave their own homes and their parents and everything they knew.

Katie checked the ration books, counted the gas masks, and herded them toward the door. Hammond had parked at the foot of the steps, and he was leaning against the car, enjoying a cigarette in the afternoon sun.

“You’ll have no problem at all with this lot,” Mrs. Mallory said brightly.

Katie got the feeling she’d been saying that rather frequently this morning. She went down the steps with her band of little brothers, glad that she wasn’t going to be alone with Hammond on the journey back to Farrenden Manor.

• • •

Michael heard the noise in the hall. They sounded like extremely excitable young people, with their rough London accents and their noisy boots. He heard strident little voices talking about ack-ack guns and dog fights. Katie must have told them he used to be a pilot — little Irish chatterbox that she was, she wouldn’t be able to keep anything to herself. Not like English girls. He sighed. The end of peace and tranquility.

He sighed again, deeply, when he heard them pretending to be Spitfires. People were in love with bloody Spitfires, he thought bitterly. Michael’s flying career was over when the Spitfires came on the scene. He had flown a Hurricane, and he missed her like a favorite horse. She was a wonderful plane, and he could make her do anything he wanted. With his own bare hands, he had filed the heads off the rivets all along her fuselage just to make her go a little bit faster — and she thundered through the sky like a shooting star. He used to feel on top of the world when he was inside the cockpit. He supposed she was smashed to smithereens in somebody’s cornfield now.

He knew what would happen if he went out there to introduce himself. The youngsters would be curious about the wheelchair. They’d want to know all the details of the accident. Children weren’t the least bit shy about that sort of thing. They had to be taught not to ask.

He could hear them asking questions now. Is the house haunted, they wanted to know. God knows how many times Michael had fielded that question. Every second visitor longed to find a headless knight in the butler’s pantry or a blood-stained wench in the upstairs loo. Sometimes he thought he ought to make one up just to make himself popular with guests, but these days he was far too jaded to try.

Suddenly he heard an almighty crash. Michael immediately knew what it was. The bloody little hooligans had knocked over Charlie, the suit of armor that stood in the corner of the hall by the umbrella stand. His face twitched with annoyance. It was not the first time Charlie had fallen over by any means, but it was the sheer timing of the incident. Those wretched children had been in his house only four minutes and they were already destroying the place. He could hear hysterical shrieks of laughter after the initial shock of felling Charlie had worn off. Where was Katie, and why didn’t she keep them under control?

• • •

“Is he damaged?” Katie said in alarm, gazing down at what looked like a metal corpse lying on the hall floor.

“Don’t think so, Miss. He’s meant to take the knocks, isn’t he? Looks tough as old boots to me.” Roy gave the helpless suit of armor a sharp kick, and the sound of reverberating metal echoed around the entrance hall.

Katie heard an angry bark of displeasure behind her, and nearly leaped out of her skin.

“Why are you all making so much noise? I’m trying to work. I have letters from the Ministry of Agriculture that require my immediate attention!”

Katie turned sharply. It was amazing how his lordship’s well-oiled wheels enabled him to creep up on people.

“My humble apologies, sir. We had a bit of an accident. We’re trying to sort it out now.”

“Looked more like you were putting the boot in, to me,” Michael said, turning on Roy. “Why don’t you pick on someone who can put up a bit of fight? Not much of a challenge with Charlie, is there? Well, boy, speak up! What kind of a coward are you?”

Great, thought Katie. He’s got off on the wrong foot with Roy already, and we’ve only just come through the door.

Roy folded his arms over his chest in a provocative manner. “I ain’t no coward, Mister, and I’ve got a good right hook, make no mistake. What did you call him? Charlie? You ought to put him out for the old iron man, in my opinion.”

“Which nobody asked for, did they?” Michael interjected, sharply. “Kindly remember that you are a guest in my house, and I’ll thank you not to be so rude about my parents’ treasured possessions.”

“Yes, for goodness sake, Roy, this is his lordship you’re talking to!” Katie reminded him.

“He should be melted down and made into something useful, like a machine gun,” said Roy.

“Who should be melted down? Do you mean him?” The smallest boy, Bob, was pointing his finger at Michael.

There was a horrified pause, while everyone pondered this last remark. Alfie obviously wanted to laugh, Katie was sure of it, but he managed to contain himself. Michael’s icy blue eyes stared at Bob, and Katie hoped desperately that he didn’t turn on the little boy and shout him down. It was an innocent misunderstanding from a child.

Then Michael gave a snort of laughter. “Well, perhaps I will see active duty again if I manage to get myself melted down and made into a machine gun!”

Even Roy seemed to think that was funny.

Katie gave a tiny sigh of relief. She realized they hadn’t stopped for the pleasantries yet. “This is Roy Luckens, from Stepney, your lordship. And over here we have Alfie Nicholls, and twins, Bob and George Kilby.”

Michael stuck out his hand to shake Alfie’s, the child standing nearest to him. “Delighted to make your acquaintance, young man. I’m Michael Melt-me-Down Farrenden, peer of the realm.”

“What’s a peer of the elm?” George asked.

“It’s a toff, that’s what it is,” said Roy.

“Yes it is,” Michael agreed and extended his hand in Roy’s direction. After a moment’s surly hesitation, Roy unfolded his arms long enough to shake Michael’s hand. Katie waited patiently while Michael finished the routine with all of them.

“Now children,” she said, when the handshaking ritual was over. “This is a valuable suit of armor. If we break him we will all have to contribute our pocket money for about the next fifteen years to mend him. So this must never happen again. Roy, Alfie, you get over on the other side and I’ll help you lift him up.”

They hauled Charlie into a standing position again, and Katie adjusted his visor, with unnecessary care.

“How’s that, sir?” she murmured.

Michael could sense her embarrassment. He gave a short sigh. “He always did look a little drunk and disorderly, I suppose.”

The children lost interest and started circling the hall, pretending to be Spitfires again, gunning each other from time to time with great enthusiasm. The roaring noise they made as the four of them pretended to take off was indeed almost as deafening as a real RAF scramble.

“For heaven’s sake, Miss Rafferty! What’s the matter with them?”

“Nothing, sir, they are perfectly normal healthy children. They need to work off their energy, that’s all. They’ve been cooped up on a train and trying to sit still in the village hall all morning.”

Michael looked at them in dismay. The two younger ones were circling the room with their arms outstretched, the older boys were standing on the tapestry chairs gunning at each other with much gusto and wild staccato sound effects. “When do they get tired? What time can you put them to bed?”

“About eight o’clock, I suppose. They’re not babies.”

“Eight o’clock!” he glanced at his wristwatch. “That’s not for another seven hours!”

“I know. I’ll feed them lunch in a minute. Then I’ll take them outside for a run round the estate. I thought they might enjoy a walk by the river, as long as none of them fall in and drown.”

“Oh, drown as many of them as you like. I don’t mind.”

“Sir, that’s an awful thing to say. Their parents have entrusted them to us, and I am sure they are each very precious to them.”

“Sorry.”

“I thought I’d give them their tea at five o’clock in the kitchen, followed by some as-yet-unscheduled activities, and eventually it will be bath time. After that I’ll read stories to the little ones and put them to bed.”

“Good God,” said Michael, and turned his pale blue eyes upon her, “how grueling! However long do we have to put up with them?”

Katie shrugged. “Until the end of the war.”

Michael rolled his eyes in horror.

• • •

At bedtime, Katie dealt with the inevitable fight about who would get the best bed. The one by the window was deemed “preferred,” and Alfie expressed an immediate interest in it. The twins thought it looked big enough for them to share, even though there were enough beds for everybody to have one each, and Roy thought that he should have first dibs, being the oldest, the biggest, and the toughest.

Roy won, of course, no contest.

Alfie looked very put out. Katie couldn’t help feeling a little sorry for him. “Don’t worry, little man, you won’t be up here much during the day. Not with the whole estate to explore — and look! This bed has a nice little bedside lamp.”

That seemed to mollify him, and Katie soon realized why. His suitcase, which was very small but weighed a ton, was almost entirely filled with books and magazines. He had only one other change of clothes, a very ragged pair of pajamas, and a moth-eaten teddy bear with one eye. Katie had a feeling he’d packed the case himself.

Katie concentrated on getting the little ones unpacked, sorting through their clothes to see if their mothers had packed everything they needed. Katie couldn’t understand why Bob didn’t have a suitcase. George had a case with all his clothes carefully marked G. Kilby. Surely Mrs. Kilby must have packed a similar suitcase for his brother, with clothes carefully labeled B. Kilby?