Authors: Susan Kay
Tags: #Nonfiction, #History
“God deals most lovingly with Her Majesty in taking away her
enemies,” remarked Walsingham with awe.
This uneasy belief that it was not healthy to be an enemy of the English
Queen was finding followers all over Europe. Men said such luck was
beyond the boundaries of pure coincidence; many remembered that her
mother had been accused of witchcraft, and strange rumours were afloat.
Now the Spanish embassy in London, closed for the past eight years
since the expulsion of its ambassador after the Ridolfi Plot, was reopened
by that very thin olive branch of peace, Don Bernadino de Mendoza.
And Elizabeth believed she had discovered the perfect solution to her
dilemma in the Netherlands.
She extended a thin hand, almost transparent in the sunlight, and bent her
long fingers to examine their scarlet talons, flexing them gently like claws.
“A cat’s-paw,” she murmured, more to her hand than to Burghley
who stood watching her—“that’s what we need now to stir the troubled
marshes of the Netherlands and hold Philip at bay. I think Alençon will
do very nicely, don’t you?”
“We have yet to persuade him to undertake the mission.”
“Don’t fret, my friend, I know how to handle little pockmarked
donkeys.” She held out her hand—that very marriageable hand—and
smiled at it tenderly. “This is the thing that will hold him until he has
served our purpose—this,” her smile deepened, “or to be more precise—
the promise of this. This hand has served me as faithfully as you, my Spirit,
for over twenty years. It is about to enjoy one long and very satisfying
last performance before I ring the curtain down for good on its charade.”
Burghley stooped to kiss that hand with a faint quiver of emotion.
It was true that no one had played the marriage game with greater skill
or more profit than Elizabeth. Over and over again he had seen her do
it, balance Europe on the slender promise of her hand, and it honestly
amazed him that after twenty years the fish were still gullible enough
to swallow the bait. He could not deny the remarkable success of her
methods, but he was too upright and correct to admire them wholeheart-
edly for they smacked of brothel principles and offended his image of her
as an incomparable deity. If only she were not so brazenly amoral about
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the business, so full of cheap political tricks, hawking her body and her
crown to the highest bidder as shamelessly as any whore who walked the
London streets. For though she might be a goddess, she was not a lady
and somewhere, between his respect and his love, there hovered a small
niggle of regret for her lack.
He had never met Alençon, but he could find it in his heart to pity the
man. He stood no chance against Elizabeth’s inborn gift for manipulating
men, her remarkable ability to take advantage of her sex. Her physical
frailty had saved her from the serious limitations of a total virago and he
suspected, at times, that she was not above making use of that too, when
it suited her. The same woman who rode roughshod over the dignity of
the men who served her was also likely to restore their feelings of male
superiority by fainting outright at their feet, a move which never failed
to send them into a fiercely protective fuss for vinegar and restoratives,
however murderous with exasperation they might have felt with her five
minutes before. Play-acting or genuine, it was always impossible to tell
which and it always had the desired effect. She had made her sex into
the most formidable weapon in her armoury. And Alençon was to be
her next victim.
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The soft, tinkling notes fell on the air like pure, clear drops of rainwater;
as the last one died on a throb of exquisite melancholy, there was a genu-
inely reverent silence before the burst of furious applause.
Jean de Simier, special envoy of the Duke of Alençon, bent to offer
his arm to the player who sat at the keyboard of the virginals, attempting,
not particularly with much success, to look modestly embarrassed by the
spontaneous ovation.
“My master will be entranced—Your Majesty plays like an angel.”
She smiled a little smugly, familiar enough with fulsome flattery to
know the man spoke sincerely. She was very proud of her accomplish-
ments—there was no woman in her court who could rival her, for she
played and danced, as she did everything, to perfection.
She glanced up at the virile Frenchman and smiled mischievously.
“Don’t you think your master would find marriage with an angel a
great trial? Surely wings and a halo would be a great inconvenience to
any man in bed.”
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He returned her smile and leaned over the virginals to take her hand,
caressing it with his lips.
“The Duke would overcome any obstacle for the joy of meeting with
Your Highness in that same place—”
“Yes—we have heard it said that he always rises to the occasion.”
A ripple of amusement ran round the little group of listening courtiers
and Simier bowed, acknowledging her sly wit.
“You are too quick for me, madam. I fear I cannot deny my master’s
reputation with the ladies. It is true that his virility exceeds that of
many men.”
“Alas—then I can scarcely expect a faithful husband.”
“Not so, my Queen. I swear you will drive all other women from
his mind.”
“It’s not his mind that troubles me, Simier, it’s his
bed.”
Leicester laughed out loud and the Frenchman shot him a look of
dislike and distrust before spreading his hands in an expansive gesture.
“Madam—surely experience is an asset in every field.”
Elizabeth rose from the virginals and leaned familiarly on the
Frenchman’s arm.
“When I’ve tried him in a field,” she said wickedly, “I’ll let you know.”
Simier had been at court since Christmas, wooing the English Queen
by proxy with a dextrous mixture of charm and outrageous gallantry. He
was never absent from her side now and he had caused more scandal in
the last few weeks than Leicester and the rest had done in twenty years.
His overt physical advances were cloaked in the thinnest guise of respect
and were never repulsed. He was an aggressive, dangerous man who
had murdered his wife and his brother for infidelity and he was attracted
by Elizabeth’s feline charm—she was perhaps the only woman he had
respected all his turbulent life. At the age of forty-five she was playing her
favourite game for all it was worth, more successfully than she had ever
played it before. Her mirror showed her hard, handsome face positively
radiant beneath the flamboyant diamond-threaded curls of her fashion-
able red wig. She felt as though she had shed ten years in as many weeks
and tonight the intense gaze of Simier’s eyes, and of all those furiously
jealous ones behind him, filled her with an ecstatic sense of power.
She glanced beyond Simier to the men who shared her government.
Sussex, his weathered features ageing and benign, looked on with
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approval—he longed to see her with an heir. Burghley’s face was notice-
able only for its lack of emotion in that very emotional room; he knew
more of her game than most and was not deceived by her performance.
Walsingham, who had spent four years in the Secretariat, serving her
with passionless efficiency and infuriating her with his Puritan bigotry,
was irritated at the apparent success of the Catholic Frenchman. And
Leicester was intensely and bitterly jealous, making no secret of his fierce
hostility to the match. Poor Robin! But she would make it up to him,
when at last it was all over. She saw no reason why she should not enjoy
her last fling.
Beneath the light of a hundred candles, she danced with Simier until
dawn and knew that beyond the palace gates the people had begun to
grumble faintly and say that she had lost her senses. Robin said quite
openly that she was bewitched by the Frenchman.
She wondered in half-idle amusement if she was.
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Simier sat in the royal barge watching the sweating oarsmen, tightly
bunched up in their Tudor livery, dipping their long white oars in and
out of the water in perfect rhythm.
He stared out over the Thames, gnawing the inside of his lip, for he
was a man who found it hard to relax at the best of times, and relaxation
was a commodity in short supply at the English court, where everyone
from the sovereign down appeared to live on their nerves. He had been
over six months in England and the Queen gave him every reason to
think she found him and the cause of his mission as fascinating as ever;
but still he had not persuaded her to sign the vital passport which would
allow the Duke to come to England. She painted a pretty picture of
herself as a weak and defenceless woman in the hands of statesmen who
could not agree, but it was a picture which did not quite accord with the
totally unquestioned obedience she appeared to command from all, even
Burghley. Simier knew she was playing for time and he believed he knew
why—Leicester’s enmity had been steady and pointedly obvious since his
arrival in London. Well, he had discovered a secret which would cook
Leicester’s goose, and if necessary he would disclose it at some suitable
opportunity, if the man did not back off soon.
Certainly the French marriage was not being hailed by the English
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people, and public opinion was beginning to speak out against it. The
Duke should be here now, pleading his own cause; they would be less
ready to offend a prince personally than they were to offend his shadow.
Simier sighed and arranged the lace ruff at his cuff. A slight breeze
was skirting the river now, rippling the water into small waves, and boats
passed them on either side. Idly he noticed a small sculler’s boat which
seemed suddenly to be out of control, its occupant struggling with an
unwieldy gun. Simier stiffened. What in God’s name would a man want
with a gun on this peaceful river?
He was about to cry out, when suddenly the gun discharged. A grey
lead bullet grazed the royal canopy, missing the Queen by inches, and
struck a bargeman who collapsed to the floor with a scream of pain. The
peace of the river dissolved into pandemonium.
Calmly the Queen snapped her book closed and smiled at the French
Ambassador who was watching her closely, hoping she would panic at
this attempt on her life and provide him with a nice tid-bit for his next
despatch. She waved back the anxious onslaught of courtiers who flocked
around her and insisted on going at once to the injured man. A respectful
silence fell as her bargemen parted to let her pass and followed her with
worshipping eyes.
The bullet had passed clean through the man’s arm and blood was
streaming down his wrist. Elizabeth unwound the silk scarf that flew at
her neck and bound the wound tightly. When he swayed unsteadily, her
hand beneath his arm guided him back to his seat.
“Don’t be afraid,” she said gently. “You took that bullet for me and I
shall see that you never want.”
Leicester had pushed his way to her side anxiously and now handed
her a handkerchief to wipe her fingers.
“The culprit has been arrested, Your Majesty,” he said quietly.
She glanced out across the river to the muddle of small craft and sighed.
“Won’t you come back and sit down, madam? You’ve had a shock.”
She smiled faintly. “I’m all right, Robin, stop fussing. Tell them we
will return to the palace—this man needs attention at once.”
Leicester gave her his arm and they walked back towards the royal
canopy. As she passed Simier she noticed how pale and shaken was his
dark face and the thought crossed her mind that he firmly believed the
bullet had been meant for him.
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The trial of the would-be assassin took place at Windsor where one
Thomas Appletree was found guilty, not of treason but of creating a
dangerous disturbance in the presence of the Sovereign. The point was
merely academic—the penalty for both charges was still death—and he
was brought to the scaffold through a violently hostile crowd which
screamed abuse and tried to attack him. He wept bitterly, declared that
he deserved death and had hoped for nothing else, but he did not get his
wish. Elizabeth sent a personal reprieve to the foot of the gallows and the
crowd, as though to prove their notorious fickleness, cheered him down
the scaffold as heartily as they had just booed and hissed him up it.
She was quite prepared to believe his story that it had been an acci-
dent and not only saved his life but got his employer to take him back.
Burghley, who lived in constant terror of her assassination, was dumb-
founded by the incredible implications of her unwarranted mercy; but she