Life at the Dakota (28 page)

In 1934 the perpetual president died in his home at the Dakota, and what remained of the James King Hand Walking Club disbanded.

Mr. Hand, a bachelor, liked to entertain at small “gentlemens' dinners” at the Dakota, and was celebrated among his friends for his original cocktail recipes. With his effects were found several of his private formulas from the Prohibition era. One favorite was called the Last Resort, consisting of one-part gin, one-part grapefruit juice, one-part orange juice, and a teaspoon of grenadine. This was served in a glass rolled in granulated sugar. Then there was the Three-Mile Limit—two-thirds brandy, one-third Bacardi rum, a teaspoon of grenadine and a dash of lemon juice. But considered the most delicious was the Lady Corday—two-thirds gin, one-third vanilla ice cream and a teaspoon of grenadine. This concoction was then shaken until the ice cream liquefied.

What, a short generation later, would the likes of Mr. Hand and his contemporaries have made of the 1970 party tossed at the Dakota by a thirty-two-year-old record-company executive named Robert Crewe? His apartment blazed with flashing strobe lights and rocked with noisy music. There were three hundred guests, including such people-of-the-moment as Mrs. Leonard (“Baby Jane”) Holzer, Andy Warhol, Christiana Paolozzi and the Rolling Stones. Among other things, the guests heard a singer called Tiny Tim sing “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” in a squeaking falsetto.

Against such a frenetic background and harried life-style, even the bizarrely dressed John Lennons seem like creatures of another, gentler era. Lennon isn't very active in the music world anymore, though he does operate something called Lennon Music, Inc., with offices on Sixth Avenue, and a telephone, which is an answering service. In our fast and frenzied world of today—an era which seems characterized by a terribly short community, and national, memory—the Beatles seem suddenly quite long-ago.

David Marlowe, a novelist (
Yearbook
), can look from his eighth-floor living-room window down into the Lennons' seventh-floor kitchen in the Dakota. Sometimes he sees John Lennon sitting in the kitchen,
alone, strumming his guitar. If the window is open, faint music drifts up. The old Beatles songs, with their wild bursts of melody, which once seemed so exuberantly cheerful (“Yeah, yeah, yeah”), and which were about love as much as anything, now sound sad from David Marlowe's window listening-point. The tunes fill Marlowe with a curious feeling of melancholy, a wishful wistfulness for the old days when, it sometimes seems, everything (including people) was a little nicer.

*
This letter is dated September 19, revealing the interesting fact that in 1907 it took no more than a day for a letter to travel between New York and Boston.

Chapter 18

The Palace Revolution

In the little town of Coventry, Connecticut, not long ago, a local lawyer's Irish setter got into a neighboring farmer's chicken coop and killed some broody hens. Though the owner of the offending dog fully compensated the farmer for his loss, bad blood remained between the farmer and the lawyer. Some time after the incident the lawyer was named for a government post that required top-secret security clearance, and, as it routinely does in such cases, the Federal Bureau of Investigation interviewed a number of the lawyer's fellow townspeople. The FBI learned nothing of a security-threatening nature until the neighboring farmer was interviewed. From him the agent learned that the lawyer was not only a scoundrel and a rogue but, to boot, a drunkard and a wife-beater and a member in good standing of the Communist Party. Fortunately for the lawyer's future, further checking revealed that what was at issue was not politics but poultry.

Sophisticated New Yorkers, of course, would not stoop to such small-town stuff as Hatfield-McCoy feuding. And yet, quite recently, in a luxury co-operative on the West Side, a similar controversy
developed over the issue of storm windows. The windows chosen by the incumbent board of directors had been of the single-panel variety. Another faction in the building, however, favored two-track aluminum-frame windows. The controversy reached such a degree of intensity that at a basement caucus convened to discuss the matter, a fistfight broke out between members of the opposing factions. At the same time, two young people in the building, meeting for the first time and discovering themselves both to be impassioned defenders of the two-track aluminum-frame devices, fell in love and were married.

Of course this all took place in another building—not the supersophisticated Dakota.

“Here at the Dakota, we're like kids at a summer camp,” says Mrs. Henry Blanchard. Some people think that Mrs. Blanchard tends to view Dakota life through rose-colored spectacles, but she may be stating the situation aptly. Kids at a summer camp, one remembers, fight a lot. The Dakota had not been a co-operative long before it became apparent that some people were more co-operative than others. Still, in 1969 few people realized that storm clouds were gathering in the building that would bring on another important crisis in the building's history, the worst since Zeckendorf-Glickman
et al.

It all began innocently enough when Mr. and Mrs. Gordon K. Greenfield agreed to sell their Dakota apartment to Mr. and Mrs. Wilbur L. Ross, Jr. The Rosses and the Greenfields had much in common. Both Wilbur Ross and Gordon Greenfield were men in the prime of life, successful businessmen, handsome, with slim, attractive, dark-haired wives. Gordon Greenfield was in real estate and was the son of the millionaire Albert M. Greenfield, a legendary Philadelphia real estate man. Wilbur Ross was an investment banker at the time, a partner in the New York firm of Faulkner, Dawkins & Sullivan. Both men were able, responsible, bright and tough—and knew it. For the Greenfields it was a within-the-house move of the kind that so often took place under the Dakota's roof as apartments became available and were shuffled or traded off, and tenants moved up or down in search of larger or smaller spaces. The Rosses were moving into the Greenfields' old place, and the Greenfields were moving to another floor.

There were, however, in Greenfield's eye, certain subtle differences between the Rosses and the Greenfields involving social class, not
unlike the differences that had kept Edward Clark and Isaac Singer at arms' length throughout their business careers. Gordon Greenfield, a graduate of Lawrenceville and Princeton, had grown up in Philadelphia, where the Greenfields were almost if not quite accepted as part of Philadelphia society, and he considered himself a philanthropist and patron of the arts. To Greenfield, Wilbur Ross's New Jersey origins were more humble. Furthermore, in terms of the Dakota the Greenfields considered themselves among the building's Old Guard. They had lived there since before the building went co-operative. The Rosses had been in the building since only 1969 and were therefore, in the literal sense, parvenus. Finally, when Ernest Gross had retired as president of the Dakota's board, he had selected Gordon Greenfield as his heir. Greenfield ran the building, and, it had to be admitted, he ran a tight ship.

The Greenfields had agreed to move out of their apartment the day before the Rosses were to move in. In many ways moving can be a shattering experience in itself. Not only are there the heavy chores of packing and supervising packers; there are also the attendant fears of breakage and loss of cherished objects. Added to the trauma of moving day are its emotional connotations, the wrench of leaving a familiar place and its memories. Psychologists have pointed out that moving day, while it can be a nightmare for everyone, can play particular havoc with a woman's psyche. It is the nest she has built for her brood that must be moved. Thus it was with considerable dismay that Judy Ross and her movers arrived at her new apartment on the appointed day to find the Greenfields still in bed. They had not even begun to move out. “I really hit the ceiling,” says Mrs. Ross. What followed was a scene of the first order, and in the end the Greenfields moved out the back door while the Rosses moved in from the front.

Ill feeling had already been brewing between the two families. After buying the Greenfield apartment Wilbur Ross had been heard to mutter to someone in the building that Greenfield had charged him more than the apartment was worth. Word of this had gotten back to the Greenfields, who resented the implication that they had been guilty of sharp practice. According to the Greenfields, however, this was not why they had not moved out of the apartment on the date promised. There had been, Harriet Greenfield says, a subway flood the previous day, and the Greenfields' movers had been unable to come as
scheduled. Still, the Greenfields had neglected to tell the Rosses of this change of plans. To make matters between the two families worse, when all the moving was finally completed, Gordon Greenfield telephoned Wilbur Ross to say that some of Mrs. Greenfield's jewelry was missing; he suggested that the Rosses' moving men might have taken it. “I hit the ceiling all over again,” says Judy Ross. The two women never spoke again, and a certain chilliness developed between the two men—though the jewels later turned up.

Meanwhile, from its earliest days as a co-operative, there had been grumblings in the building about how it was being run. As to the Dakota's management, the building was operated, some people said, by an “elite cadre”—by men like C. D. Jackson, Ernest Gross, Admiral Kirk, by the men who owned the largest apartments and the largest blocks of voting shares. The little guy was being ignored. From Ernest Gross the mantle of stewardship had passed to Gordon Greenfield, who directed the building in the same high-handed way, as though it was
his
building and not everybody else's too. Greenfield, they said, was autocratic, dictatorial. He was uncommunicative, secretive, and when his rulership was questioned, his responses were abrasive. Year after year, for the seven places on the building's board the same seven names appeared on the ballot. A palace guard was in command, and the voices of young Turks went unheard. Gordon Greenfield was compared with Napoleon, with Louis XIV, with Hitler, with Captain Queeg, with Richard Nixon. Late in 1970 a movement began to get underway to dethrone him—led by Wilbur Ross.

In fairness to Gordon Greenfield, he loved the Dakota and had its best interests at heart. He was also a shrewd businessman, and his primary objective was to keep the costs of maintaining the building in check. Others, notably from the Dakota's “artistic” community, had suggestions that, Greenfield maintained, would make the Dakota a more expensive, less desirable place to live and were, moreover, “crackpot and spendthrift.” The Dakota's vaulted basement wine cellar, for example, had been empty for years. Someone thought that this space could be converted into an exciting restaurant and discotheque. Another large basement area seemed ideally suited for a squash court, and, without even measuring the space, plans were drawn up. (When it was finally measured the area turned out to be too small.) Then there was a proposal to turn the subterranean water tank, which held the water
that ran the hydraulic elevators, into a swimming pool, and in this connection a scheme for an elaborate basement health club was proposed. Someone else wanted to restore the tents and awnings and gazebos that had long ago adorned the Dakota's roof. Greenfield and his board said no to all these fun-and-games notions.

Gordon Greenfield's eye was on the bottom line. Except where absolutely necessary, he wanted to cut expenditures, not increase them, because—and it was indeed a fact—the Dakota was already walking on very thin ice financially. Why, Greenfield was asked, couldn't the building borrow money for some of these pleasant improvements? Greenfield, in the brusque manner that was typical of him, replied that the building was heavily enough in debt as it was.

Greenfield would dispose of what he considered trivia in a regal manner, keeping stockholders' meetings brief and to the point. Lauren Bacall, for example, did not often appear at tenant meetings, but she did have a habit of sending memoranda in which she complained about everything from bicycles blocking the driveway to the fact that she had difficulty understanding what some of the building's Hispanic staff were saying. At meetings Gordon Greenfield would say, “I think we can dispense with the usual Bacall memorandum,” and it would be dispensed with. To some people this seemed quite wrong. Miss Bacall was a tenant and shareholder in good standing, too. Regardless of what was on her mind, she deserved to have her say.

What Gordon Greenfield may not have realized was that by 1970 New York—and the country—had been invaded by the Love Generation. Greenfield, who believed that a stern no-nonsense helmsman was required to steer a vessel of the Dakota's size and costliness, may have failed to see that what many people in the building now wanted were Communication, Sharing and Love. Love had become one of the most overused and, in the process, least understood words in the country. Some people, it seemed, were ready to kill for Love. At the Dakota a passionate Love faction girded itself to go into battle against Hate, which had come to be personified by Gordon Greenfield.

No one could fault Greenfield on his thoroughness, his honesty, his tough-minded efficiency. The Dakota and its vicissitudes consumed hours of his time, for which he received no remuneration, and, indeed, some people wondered why he seemed devoted to such a thankless job. To be sure, he may have enjoyed the power that he wielded—in fact,
comparing him with Captain Bligh, some people called him power-mad. But in the end it was really not anything that Greenfield
did
that anyone resented. It was his personal
style
that grated.

In addition to the Dakota's financial picture, Gordon Greenfield had also become concerned about what he called a “social problem” in the building. Let him describe it:

“After the building went co-op, a company called the Franchard Corporation was set up by Glickman. The purpose of Franchard was to sell the unsold apartments, and to sell them as quickly as possible. That, in my opinion, was the beginning of the deterioration of the quality of the tenancy, because a lot of sharks moved in and bought cheap apartments. A lot of wheeling and dealing went on within the building, and people were trying to get a bigger slice of the pie. I know that———bought a big apartment for $5,000, then divided it and sold off half of it for $55,000. Other questionable things went on such as when———bought an apartment for $10,000 and sold an antique mahogany and marble mantelpiece for $35,000. We wanted conservative types as tenants, we wanted good, solid family types, we didn't want riffraff. We had always had an interesting group of theatrical people in the building—people like Robert Ryan and his wife, who were solid family types. The Lennons bought the Ryan apartment, and you just can't put John Lennon in the same category as Robert Ryan. The Carter Burdens bought an apartment, and they were the sort of people we wanted, but then they sold to Freddie Mates who ran the Mates Fund, which folded, and Freddie Mates moved out. He started out with a Rolls-Royce and now he runs a bar. At the time I pointed out that it was dangerous to sell to stock speculators. But then there was what I call a special ‘social problem' in the building. There was one couple who used to have terrible domestic fights, and the police would have to be called. Another woman was an alcoholic and used to slide down banisters. There were two young men who liked to pick up male hustlers in Central Park and bring them into the building. There was a man named———who became a homosexual, and his boyfriend set a fire. Another man wanted to move in with his boyfriend, and we turned him down because of his life-style. One tenant bought several rooms on the eighth and ninth floors, and rented them out to young men. Before I sold my apartment to Wilbur Ross I'd had a higher offer from a well-known homosexual. I turned it down. There were more
fires, wild parties. Finally the board said, ‘We don't want to show any more apartments to homosexuals.' Things were building up to a head of steam.”