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She smiled. “You mean for clues?”

“I’ve also seen all the Thin Man movies ten times.”

She uncurled herself from the sofa. He got up to support her, but she was more steady on her feet now than before. He followed her into a small den containing a reproduction Regency desk and chair and a stereo system as complicated as a NASA control panel. There was a shrine to the films of Craig Hunter, all six of them: Posters in steel frames of blazing helicopters, exploding bridges, and men running through machine-gun fire with ammo belts flapping, centered around an incongruously tranquil full-length oil portrait of a stern and dignified Hunter in a blue business suit with the presidential seal on one lapel, a prop from
Commando-in-Chief
.

“I didn’t change anything,” Lorna said. “Despite all, I always hoped deep inside me he’d come back someday, the man he was when I married him. Pathetic, now. I guess it always was.” Her voice cracked on the last part.

“Without hope, he wouldn’t have lasted as long as he did.” He pointed at a cheap-looking suitcase standing in the kneehole of the desk. “That doesn’t quite match the room.”

“Craig brought it with him Friday. He said there wasn’t room in his apartment and asked if he could store it here.”

“That’s another thing you left out about that visit. How much else is there?”

“Nothing. I didn’t mention the suitcase because it couldn’t possibly be important. Go ahead and look inside; the police did. It’s just some books.”

He hoisted it onto the desk and opened it. The books, bound in torn paper and dingy cloth with tattered dust jackets, were filmographies:
Heroes of the Horrors, The Films of Boris Karloff,
The
Films of Bela Lugosi, Lugosi: The Man Behind the Cape, Dear Boris
—a dozen others, all with photos and paintings of actors in grotesque makeup on the covers. “Was Craig interested in horror films?”

“He hated them. His first part was a nonspeaking bit in
Bloodbath IV
. He was beheaded in his only scene. He said it was a junk genre.”

Valentino riffled pages, picked up books and held them by their covers and shook them, but nothing came loose. “Why the sudden interest, I wonder? Did he say anything that might make you think he’d been offered a horror-film role?”

“No. But then he might have been ashamed to admit he was considering one. He used to say he had more respect for actors who appeared in porn. He said it was better to leave an audience feeling horny than murderous.”

“We argued about that once. I don’t believe any movie ever really incited anyone to violence. Classics like these never did. After all the
Halloween
s and
Elm Street
s and
Saw
s, they wouldn’t even give a child nightmares. Just a good time. May I borrow the books?”

“You can keep them. I prefer screwball comedies myself. Do you think they’re clues?” This time there was no irony in her expression.

“I don’t know. That’s the problem with real-life murder mysteries: Either everything’s a clue or nothing is.” He closed the suitcase. The console telephone on the desk caught his eye. “Has anyone used this phone since Craig?”

“No. I almost never come in here.”

He lifted the receiver and punched the redial button. After two rings a cool feminine voice came on the line. “Horace Lysander’s office.”

He hung up and looked at Lorna. “Who represented Craig during your divorce?”

“Cooper and Clive. Craig retained them ever since that phony paternity suit five years ago.”

“He never used Horace Lysander? Maybe for the trouble in Mexico?” He remembered Lysander was a criminal lawyer.

“Is that who answered? I never heard of him.”

“You would if you had breakfast with Mike Grundage.”

*   *   *

He drove away with the uneasy sensation that he knew less now than when he’d come. He did know more about one thing than the police did: Lorna’s story that she hadn’t had recent contact with Craig had kept them from doing the same thing Valentino had done, and from discovering yet another link with Grundage through his attorney. For the same reason, they wouldn’t attach as much importance to the books in the suitcase as Valentino did; not that it had any importance at all, as far as he could tell.

And the knowledge itself left him feeling ignorant. Lysander was a top-drawer lawyer with an impeccable reputation, despite the notoriety of many of his clients. If Grundage was involved in whatever deal Craig had had going, it wouldn’t be through his loan sharks. A smart gangster kept his shady operations separate from the man who represented him in matters legal. Lysander himself would insist upon it as an officer of the court with a license to preserve. The size of his retainers alone would save him from temptation.

Finally, Valentino was unsettled in his mind about Lorna. Spouses and ex-spouses were routinely listed among the suspects in murder cases, but he couldn’t imagine her setting up such a grisly act, even if she had a discernible motive. The reason she’d given for lying to the police was credible, but thin. Her grief seemed genuine, but he could not put aside the knowledge that she was an accomplished actress. The
but
s kept mounting.

He went to The Oracle. The directory in the projection booth would have the number of Lysander’s firm. He wanted to make an appointment in private, and he couldn’t very well do that on Lorna’s redial with her present.

Leo Kalishnikov greeted him in the foyer, got up all in monochrome: matching white Borsalino hat, alpaca cape, and double-breasted suit, with a white necktie on a black satin shirt and a black silk handkerchief exploding from his breast pocket. Valentino wondered if the theater designer deducted the cost of his outlandish outfits from his income taxes. He knew for a fact the man was widowed, with two grown sons, and was convinced he was heterosexual, but stereotypes were everything in Hollywood: The so-called tolerant artistic community preferred its mechanics German, its gardeners Asian, and its decorating consultants as gay as an inaugural ball. The straight world was secure in its belief that all homosexuals dressed the part.

“Your timing’s dead on.” Today appeared to be a day when the American idiom was appropriate. “We’ve arrived at a color scheme.”

“Have we?”


We
meaning myself and Google. This is Stan Sinakis, a house painter of uncommon skill. It’s in his genes.”

He thought at first it was
jeans,
and his gaze went immediately to the baggy pair worn by the man who stood at Kalishnikov’s side, a palimpsest of many painting sessions smeared and stiffened with many coagulated shades. Valentino had paid him little attention, assuming he was a member of the regular crew. He was in his sixties, stout and white-haired, with corduroy shirttails hanging out and a painter’s cap as stained as his trousers jammed down over his forehead. His face was red, a map of broken blood vessels, and his baggy grin appeared to be as indelible as the paint caked under his nails. “How do.” He touched the bill of his cap.

“Stan’s father, Miklos Sinakis, now unfortunately deceased, was a painter’s apprentice, assigned to The Oracle’s original construction. My faintest of hopes, that he would remember what color was used on the exterior, were dashed when I learned of his demise, but a greater treasure yet awaited me in the shadows of Stan’s garage.” The Russian’s speech invariably reverted to a good translation of Gogol when he was excited.

“Pop never threw nothing away.” Sinakis raised the paint can he was carrying at his side, rusted and calcined with many spills and drips. Age and exposure had reduced them to an unidentifiable shade. A faded grease-pencil scrawl on the lid read 5/7/27; now Valentino was excited.

“You’re not serious.”

“But I am,” Kalishnikov said. “When I called, Mr. Sinakis said his late lamented father had kept the dregs from every job he’d ever had in the family garage, which Sinakis
fils
inherited. He spent the better part of today excavating the sample you see from the hoard. He asks but fifty dollars for his time.”

“No offense, but is it worth it? Eighty years is hard on everything.”

“I am assured by the wizards at Home Depot that a shard pried loose from the petrified contents will, through the magic of computer matching, deliver unto us once again the genius of Max Fink.”

Fink was the tragic visionary who had built The Oracle—just in time for talking pictures to force him into debt retrofitting the theater for sound equipment, a setback followed closely by the Great Depression. “I was okay with turquoise,” Valentino said. “You save me from solvency in the name of historical authenticity.” Kalishnikov’s speech patterns were addictive.

“You pretend cynicism, my friend. We are fellow zealots, you and I: madmen in a world overpopulated by the sane and the mundane. Pay the man.”

Valentino reached for his checkbook. “I never paid more than seven dollars for a can of paint in my life.”

“You will pay many times more than that before that part of the job is done. I estimate twenty gallons.” The designer worked the buttons of a BlackBerry.

Valentino gave Sinakis his check and left the company before it could cost him more money. He went upstairs lugging the twin burdens of Craig Hunter’s suitcase full of books and his own personal debt.

 

6

INSIDE THE PROJECTION
booth his roommate awaited him, swathed in cheesecloth and resembling the Elephant Man. This was the rebuilt 1952 Bell & Howell projector he’d bought on eBay, a beautiful piece of machinery that would enable Valentino to screen old 3-D films once he found another to match it:
Bwana Devil
and the original
House of Wax
required two separate prints superimposed upon each other to make their monsters and man-eating lions leap out into the audience. He inspected the cloth to make sure it was keeping out construction dust and opened the suitcase.

He laid the books side by side on the sofa bed and on the floor in front of it. His own extensive library on the history of film, most of which was in storage until the last of the workmen packed up his tools and left, contained several of the same titles. He’d read them all, but he thought staring at the covers in the privacy of his home might give him an idea of the shape of the puzzle, if not its actual solution.

Without exception the books were about horror and fantasy films produced many years before he was born, most of them by Universal. That studio had pioneered the concept of the chiller with
The Phantom of the Opera
, starring the great Lon Chaney (and one of the first of his one thousand faces), in 1925, and completed the cycle some thirty years later with
Creature from the Black Lagoon
and its two sequels,
Revenge of the Creature
and
The Creature Walks Among Us
. In between, a veritable herd of misshapen half humans had lurched through dry-ice fog and up crumbling castle steps carrying swooning women (scantily clad in nightgowns or swimsuits) in their arms. The monsters were electrocuted, burned alive, staked through the heart, shot with silver bullets, and smothered in quicksand, only to be revived by some clever scenarist in the follow-up.

When you yearned for a musical extravaganza or a luscious period piece, you went to MGM. If gritty urban dramas and prison flicks were your thing, Warner Brothers was the studio for you. But if you ran home from the theater and dived under the covers to protect yourself from demons under your bed, chances were the culprit was Universal.

Standing there with arms folded contemplating hand-tinted images of suave vampires, hirsute werewolves, unspooled mummies, and flat-headed walking corpses with bolts in their necks, he recognized a finer pattern still. Most of the filmographies were devoted to classic horror in general, but the individual biographies and chronologies were evenly divided between two actors: Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi.

In the wake of Lon Chaney’s death in 1930, Lugosi had kick-started the monster cycle back into life with
Dracula,
based on Bram Stoker’s novel of gothic dread and the first American film to present the supernatural as something other than a sly hoax. It had been produced over the stern objections of the in-house censor, and its box office receipts had rescued Universal from bankruptcy in the depth of the Depression. Lugosi, who like Count Dracula was a native of Transylvania, had mesmerized viewers with the intensity of his gaze and heavy Balkan accent and convinced a generation of moviegoers that the dead could walk again and prey upon the living. Eighty years later, the most amateur impressionist had only to say, “I vant to drink your blood” for his listeners to know he was pretending to be Dracula, whether or not they’d ever seen the movie and regardless of the fact that Lugosi himself had never spoken the line.

Karloff was a chip off a very different block, a proper English gentleman plucked from obscurity (after fifty-odd motion picture appearances) to don the famous flattened headpiece and stitches of the Monster in
Frankenstein
. The mute role, famously scorned by Lugosi when it was offered to him, had assured the actor’s future for the next forty years. As it was with the
Dracula
star’s signature accent, one had only to assume Karloff’s stiff-legged, groping-armed walk to tell people (even those who’d never watched the film) whom he was imitating.

The players’ stories, however, followed opposite trajectories. Bela Lugosi never again came near the success he’d known when
Dracula
was in its first release, descending to steadily more demeaning roles and deeper into poverty, while Boris Karloff’s star continued to burn brightly, keeping him active and in the public eye until his death by natural causes at age eighty-one. His biography was inspirational, his colleague’s tragic.

Valentino wondered if Craig Hunter had selected the two lives for study because his own so closely paralleled Lugosi’s: early promise followed by disappointment after disappointment, leading to substance abuse (and, although Craig could not have predicted his own end, death in squalid circumstances). It was as if he’d hoped to learn from his predecessor’s mistakes and rebuild his fortunes on Karloff’s example.

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