Married on Mondays
Adult Fiction
Sexually Exquisite
If you are not eighteen or older,
do not, seriously, do not read this book.
Mary B. Morrison writing as HoneyB
Single Husbands
Sexcapades
Also by Mary B. Morrison
Unconditionally Single
Maneater
(with Noire)
Who’s Loving You
Sweeter Than Honey
When Somebody Loves You Back
Nothing Has Ever Felt Like This
Somebody’s Gotta Be on Top
He’s Just a Friend
Never Again Once More
Soulmates Dissipate
Who’s Making Love
Justice Just Us Just Me
Coauthored with Carl Weber
She Ain’t the One
Presented by Mary B. Morrison
Diverse Stories: From the Imaginations of Sixth Graders
,
an anthology written by thirty-three sixth graders
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are
used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locales, or persons, living or dead, is coincidental.
Copyright © 2010 by Mary B. Morrison
All rights reserved. Except as permitted under the U.S. Copyright Act of 1976, no part of this publication may be reproduced,
distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, or stored in a database or retrieval system, without the prior written
permission of the publisher.
Excerpt from
Darius Jones
by Mary B. Morrison, copyright © 2010 by Mary B. Morrison. Published by arrangement with Dafina Books, an imprint of Kensington
Publishing Corp. All rights reserved.
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Contents
G-SPOT GENOCIDE: Is Your Pussy on the Hit List?
Date:
Given To:
Given By:
Personal Message:
To Stella Morrison
Pussy is a terrible thing to waste.
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SPOT
G
ENOCIDE
Is Your Pussy on the
Hit List
?
S
exually liberated women are in high demand but there is a low supply.
I’ve moved the section I originally placed here—“Would You Marry for Love?”—to the end of the book, because since I’ve started
hosting HONEYB Adult Slumber Parties, I’m not surprised, I’m shocked at the number of women who are unconsciously sabotaging
their G-spot with sheer neglect. It’s like walking by a plant every day and not noticing the plant until it starts to wither.
“Oh, you poor thing.” And instead of watering the plant, what do you do? “Let me take you out of your misery.” Some of you
actually throw the plant in the trash. Just like you’ve done with your G-spot, you’re letting your pussy slowly deteriorate.
The G-spot is named after the German gynecologist Ernst Gräfenberg. Ladies, Ernst is our hero and we will not let his research
be in vain. Some women don’t know their G-spot exists. They haven’t lost it, but don’t know where to find it, or they’re having
sex with men who are clueless about the G-spot and other female erogenous zones.
The HoneyB wants you to stop. Stop right now, raise your right hand, and tell the truth. Is your pussy on the G-spot genocide
hit list? If it is, I want you to take yours off today, especially if you’ve never experienced an orgasm. With pussy, all
things are possible. Let me rephrase that. With good pussy, all things are possible. A good pussy is an untamed, well-trained
pussy.
Here is my twelve-step program to G-spot vitalization:
- Make sure your fingernails are smooth to avoid painful kitty cuts. And I have to slip this in for good measure, never let
a man with jagged or dirty fingernails touch your good pussy. - Take a shower or a bath to get your pussy ready for you. Never serve what you wouldn’t eat. Taste yourself, girl.
- After cleansing your body, wash your hands (yes, again) and be sure to get all the soap off. Some pussies are more sensitive
than others and you don’t want to irritate her before you get started. - Now insert your middle finger as far as you can into your vagina. (There’s a reason why the middle finger is about two
inches long, and when inserted, your middle finger naturally faces the right direction. God didn’t make any mistakes.) - You’re not searching for orgasmic stimulation at this point. Right now you’re discovering the sensation and location of
your G-spot. - Your finger may veer to the left or right as if running off the road and falling into a ditch, or as I call it,
the trenches
. While you’re in the trenches, clean them out. Scoop, ladies, scoop. You’ll taste better. Okay, let’s get back on the road
to finding your G-spot. - Feel the fleshy part of your vagina, aka the hump, or as I call it, the speed bump. A speed bump serves a purpose. It signals
a man to do what? Yes, slow down. Right there. That’s your spot. Slide your finger along your bumpy hump. That’s how the G-spot
feels, bumpy. To give you a comparison, press the tip of your tongue against the inside of your bottom teeth. Now slide your
tongue back and forth in the bottom of your mouth. That’s very similar to the feel of your G-spot. Now let’s get back to the
G-spot. Close your eyes, get in the zone, and pay close attention to the sensation. When you awaken your most sensitive spot,
hey, girl… you’re on track. Keep on stroking. When you know how to pleasure yourself, you have no problem telling your lover
what turns you on. - If the finger test did not work for you (or even if it did and you want more stimulation), dry yourself off and head to
the adult toy store. This is not the time to be shy. Don’t forget the mission. You are taking your pussy off what? That’s
right, the
hit list
. No G-spot genocide for your pretty kitty. - Tell the assistant you want to see
all
of their G-spot stimulators (these are different from clit stimulators). Ask all the questions you need to ask, and make
an educated decision on which G-spot stimulator is best for you. - Go home, get naked, get in your bed, sit on a stool or the edge of a seat, or, if you bought a waterproof stimulator,
get in the tub. As long as it’s a safe place, the HoneyB doesn’t care where you sit or lay—it’s your house, not mine. - Don’t turn on the vibration just yet. I want
you
to find your G-spot first. Repeat step 7 above. - Once you are in tune with your G-spot you will have more powerful orgasms. Congratulations! You’ve successfully completed
HoneyB’s twelve-step program and you have officially taken your pussy off the
hit list
. Don’t forget to awaken (water) your G-spot regularly.
I’m no G-spot genius but I do consider myself a sexpert. I can’t speak in more technical terms as a gynecologist would, but
I have helped women become sexually liberated. I’m like the orgasmic midwife who helps to deliver orgasms instead of babies,
except I don’t make house calls or booty calls. I do consultations. If there is anything I don’t know about sex, I want to
learn, therefore I’m more educated on the female anatomy, sex, and sexuality, and have more hands-on experience than the average
person.
The right person or persons, a clean environment (I am a Virgo, okay), and a healthy frame of mind free from judgment of self
and others can lead you to the most incredible orgasmic moments you’ll ever experience. Most people worry too much about what
others think and not enough about how they feel. When your life transitions, the only person you have to answer for is you.
Do not deny yourself sexual healing or pleasure. But first you must learn what pleases you.
Want to see actual pictures of a woman’s G-spot? Want to learn more about your G-spot, orgasms, and vaginal exercises? Here
are a few of my favorite websites:
You cannot overeducate yourself on sex or sexuality. Now that you’re equipped with the tools to stimulate your G-spot, if
you desire you can learn how to fill your urethra with ejaculate and learn how to… squirt, baby, squirt! Men love it when
women squirt, so the HoneyB has incorporated female ejaculation into the story line of
Married on Mondays.
If you want me to host a HONEYB Adult Slumber Party for your book club or your event, email me at
[email protected]
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CRÈME CITY
T
HE
P
ULSE OF THE
USA
P
OPULATION: 6.9 MILLION
ROLOGUE
F
our years of marriage.
Three years of adultery.
Two men.
One woman.
Mondays were her hardest days to stay focused. Being one man’s woman and another man’s wife was physically manageable but
emotionally draining, especially on Mondays when she had to spend “quality time” with her husband.