Master of the Dance (31 page)

"I do not care. If they want it, give it to one of them. I have no interest in running this kingdom, even for a few days. I have other business to take care of, since my former apprentice has clearly failed."

"You intend to go after Prince Endor in Contara?"

"I intend to end his miserable existence, yes."

Verdan stepped closer, looking concerned. "But My Lord, he has already killed or captured your apprentice. It is too dangerous."

"You are needed here," Insash added. "Your regency has already been announced."

Verdan went on before Blade could reply, "And your wife will need your support when she wakes. She will be terribly upset."

Blade frowned at them. "I am not going to be the bloody Regent, and I am well aware of what my wife will go through when she wakes. Upset does not begin to describe it, I can assure you."

"Then you must stay to comfort her -"

"And to prevent uprisings, bloodshed and protests. The populace will not accept one of the other lords," Insash interjected.

Blade growled, "Chiana does not require my comfort, and you will have to find another puppet. I am not going to be the goddamned Regent."

"You already are, Regent," Verdan murmured.

The assassin glared at the old healer. "Verdan -"

"It is only for a few days, My Lord. Endor can wait."

Blade looked around as Captain Redgard entered, followed by a tall, dark-haired man with a raven perched on his shoulder. They bowed, then Redgard approached, smiling.

"My Lord Conash. Thank God! I was informed of your arrival, and mightily pleased to hear of it."

Insash turned to the guard captain. "He is refusing to take the post."

"What?" Redgard's face fell. "But you must, My Lord."

"I am not a damned politician."

"I would advise you, naturally," Insash offered.

"Then why do you not do it yourself?"

"I do not have the rank. I am only an advisor, My Lord."

The man with the raven stepped forward. "By the laws of this land, you are Regent by right of succession, Lord Conash."

Blade glared at him. "And who in Damnation are you?"

"Advisor Armelin, expert on Cotti matters," Verdan supplied.

The assassin turned to study his sleeping wife. "You cannot force me to do this, nor can you stop me from leaving."

"Already the news of your arrival has spread into the city," Redgard stated. "The crowd at the gates is dispersing, their prayers answered. You represent the stability and rank they require. You were elevated by Queen Minna-Satu, and as such, hold added prestige. Also, you are Regent Chiana's husband, and they are calling your arrival an act of God, coming as it does just when you are most needed."

"These are the same people who spit at assassins," Blade muttered. "Now they want one for their regent?"

"You are retired, My Lord."

"I have renounced my retirement, or have you not heard?"

"It does not matter what you are," Insash declared. "You are their regent now, whether you like it or not."

"I do not like it, and should I choose to leave, none of you can stop me."

Verdan stepped forward. "My Lord, it is only for a few days, and Insash will do the bulk of the work. Lady Chiana will have great need of you when she wakes. You need only sign a few papers when Insash requires it, nothing more." He glanced at the chief advisor. "Not so, Insash?"

"Of course."

Blade shook his head. "What happens if she does not recover?"

"She will," Verdan assured him.

"She will not be the same person, and she may choose not to continue her existence."

Blade glimpsed a meaningful look pass between Insash and Verdan, then the chief advisor said, "That is why it is important for you to be here when she wakes, My Lord. If she chooses to end her life, you will automatically be Regent until Queen Kerra takes power in ten years’ time."

"And you assume I will do that? You also assume that I can prevent her from killing herself?"

"I believe you can," Verdan said. "You are the most important person in her life. If she was able, she would ask you to stay."

"Oh, I know she would," Blade agreed. "And this is still the most idiotic idea I have ever heard. Jashimari has never been ruled by a man, let alone an assassin."

"It is only for a few days."

"So you keep reminding me, Verdan."

"My Lord, if Queen Minna-Satu, God rest her soul, was alive today, she would wish you to be regent," Insash pointed out rather piously. "She held you in the highest esteem."

Blade frowned at him. "Do not presume to know the thoughts of Minna-Satu, advisor. I was merely her assassin."

"And her advisor."

Redgard shot Insash a brief glare, then turned to Blade. "My Lord -"

"Enough!" Blade raised his hands. "I shall stay until Chiana recovers; the rest is up to you. As long as I do no more than sign a few documents."

"And preside over two audiences," Insash murmured.

"This is ridiculous. What do I know about giving audiences?"

"You must. You are the Regent."

Blade turned away. "Leave me. Verdan, you stay."

Insash opened his mouth to protest, but closed it when Redgard poked him in the ribs, and the three men left.

Blade turned to Verdan. "How long will she sleep?"

"A tenday, perhaps a little longer."

"Endor will pay for this. I have never wanted to make a man suffer before, but I do now."

Verdan failed to hide a shiver, his eyes flicking away from the assassin's gaze. "If ever a man deserved your wrath, it is he, Regent."

"Do not call me that. It is her title, not mine."

"As you wish, My Lord."

Blade did little for the next three days. The unrest in the city died down, and Insash took care of the business of running the kingdom. Each afternoon, he brought pertinent documents for Blade to sign, which he did without bothering to read them. Insash tried to explain what they contained, but Blade waved it away and demanded a quill. He did not visit Chiana, but spent his time sampling the palace wines or strolling in the gardens. Wherever he went, he found lords and dignitaries trying to accost him, calling out some grievance or plea. The guards kept them at bay, and he ignored him.

On the morning of the fourth day, he woke to find Arken bustling around his room, humming. The assassin sat up and frowned at the servant, who laid out a set of his most ornate clothes, made for him when he had dwelt here in Minna-Satu's day. The white jacket was ornamented on the sleeves and collar with curling patterns of gold embroidery and the pair of black cloth trousers was similarly adorned on the thighs and waistband. Blade raked back his tousled hair.

"What in Damnation are you doing, Arken?"

"You are giving an audience today, My Lord."

"I am not."

"Already the lords are arriving."

"Then they can go home again." Blade flopped back and pulled the blankets over his head.

"Insash instructed me to dress you as a regent."

"Insash can go and stick his head in a furnace."

"It's your duty, My Lord."

Blade pulled the covers off his face. "You know, for once, I outrank everyone, and I do not have to do anything."

"Insash will argue with that. So will Redgard and Verdan, and Armelin too, when word gets out."

The assassin frowned. "I am sure they will."

"Just think, My Lord. All those nobles will have to bend their knee to you now. Will that not give you some satisfaction?"

Blade's frown faded. "It would at that. It will certainly put their noses out of joint." His brows drew together again. "But I am not wearing that."

Arken hesitated. "Perhaps the blue jacket with the gold trim?"

"No."

"My Lord, if you go amongst those peacocks in your plain black, they will mock you. They will say that you dress like a common assassin, not a regent, and therefore are not worthy of their respect. Your appointment is not popular, and they will pounce upon any reason to denigrate you. You should not allow them to do that."

Blade studied the servant morosely. "You mean, if I do not look like a damned peacock, I will get pecked to death."

"Precisely, My Lord."

"I would like to see them try."

"They will talk behind your back. They always do."

Blade sighed. "I do not care."

Arken straightened from patting the clothes he loved so much, and gazed at the assassin. "My Lord, you are a common man who has attained high rank through his skills, a rare occurrence. I am a common man, and I am proud of you, as are many of the populace. It would make us even prouder if you showed those court dandies and lords that a common man can comport himself with just as much..." He frowned as he hunted for the right word.

"Distinction?" Blade suggested.

"Exactly."

"Commoners are not allowed in the audience chamber."

"They will hear of it."

The assassin sat up. "Why in Damnation should I care what they think?"

"I do not know, My Lord."

Blade waved a weary hand. "Very well then, the blue jacket. I do not really care, but I hate white. Cotti kings wear it."

"An excellent choice, My Lord." Arken whipped out the blue jacket, smoothing it lovingly.

When Blade entered the vast golden audience chamber, he was aware of hundreds of eyes studying him, raking his outfit and weighing the worth of the man who wore it. He found it annoying and uncomfortable, and it soured his mood. His irritation was assuaged somewhat when the entire court sank down in homage to his new rank as the court herald announced his entry in ringing tones.

"His grace, Lord Conash, Lord Protector and Regent of Jashimari."

The lords bowed, while advisors and courtiers sank down on one knee, as was required in the presence of a regent. For the Queen, the courtiers would have been on both knees, their foreheads pressed to the floor. Only when he reached the ornate chair before the throne did he signal for them to arise. No one but the Queen was allowed to occupy the throne. Four gold-armoured officers stood around the chair, and Insash waited in the court's front row.

Blade settled on the chair as an attendant presented him with the six-foot golden sceptre, which he raised and brought down with a dull clink to signal the beginning of the audience. As he handed it back to the attendant, a greying, portly lord stepped forward.

The court herald cried, "Lord Fothal, of the western state of Maresh!"

Fothal drew himself up and tried to suck in his gut. "Regent Conash, I protest your appointment. It is an affront to the court, and I demand that you step down so another can be elected."

"Indeed?" Blade leant forward. "And who do you suggest, yourself?"

"I would be a better choice."

A roar of condemnation came from the ranks of lords behind him, which quieted to a surly rumble when Blade raised his hand. "It seems you lack support, My Lord. But tell me, why do you think it is an affront?"

"You are a commoner raised to the rank of lord by the late Queen Minna-Satu, out of gratitude for the services you rendered her. You lack the education or social standing."

"I see. So you object to the fact that I have earned my rank, while you did nothing to deserve yours other than being born to a noble family?"

"I was trained for high office, while you were raised by a poor family, then resorted to a deadly trade."

Blade's eyes narrowed. "And do you think it wise to insult me?"

"I am simply stating the facts," Fothal spluttered.

"I am perfectly well aware of who and what I am. But as Queen Minna-Satu once said, do not stand amongst my enemies, lest I mistake you for one." The assassin sat back. "My rule will be short, but it could also be bloody, should I, in my ignorant peasant way, decide to send you to the gallows for treason."

"I have done nothing treasonous!"

"You speak against me. Dissenters may be tolerated, but I am not a tolerant man, Lord Fothal. The subject is closed, in any event. I have accepted the post reluctantly, and shall fill it until my wife awakens. If you have no other business, return to your peers."

"I protest!"

Blade's glare made Fothal step back. "I have no interest in your protests, your opinions, or your demands in this matter. I have no interest in this post either, but apparently it is my duty to perform it until my wife recovers. I can assure you, I like it even less than you. I did not come here to listen to the idle prating of fat, pompous, primping lordlings. I have neither the stomach nor the patience for such worthless pursuits, upon which you have doubtless been raised. You waste my time."

Blade jumped up, startling everyone, and took the sceptre from the stunned attendant, raising it to signal the end of the audience. Tossing it back to the surprised man, he strode from the chamber so swiftly that he left the court gaping at the empty door through which he had just exited. After several moments of stunned silence, the lords grumbled and Insash shook himself from his stupor to hurry after Blade.

The advisor caught up with him in the corridor, and tried to match his long strides. "Regent -"

"Do not call me that."

"Lord Conash, the audience."

"I have given an audience. No one said how long it had to be."

"But My Lord -"

Blade stopped and swung to face Insash, who stumbled to a halt. "This situation is not to my liking, as you well know, nor is it of my making. I will not sit there and listen to their insults, nor endure the scorn of those fat, worthless men and women. You and Verdan got me into this mess; you go and listen to their complaints about it."

"You should not make enemies of them."

"They are already my enemies. They hate me for what I am, and nothing I do or say will change that."

Insash spread his hands. "You could prove them wrong."

"But they are right. I am just a peasant who was raised on a goat farm and then in the gutter. I am not ashamed of it, but I do not need to be scorned for it either, especially by them."

Blade marched away before Insash could reply, and the advisor stared after him until he vanished around a corner, then returned to the audience chamber to try to soothe the lords. To his surprise, he found that although a good many were irate, particularly Lord Fothal, a number seemed to have found a grudging respect for the assassin.