My Very UnFairy Tale Life: Jenny’s First Adventure (3 page)

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Authors: Anna Staniszewski

Tags: #adventure, #humor, #fantasy, #childrens book, #fairy tale

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Dislikes:
Evil, mouth-hating
sorcerers

 

 

 

Dr. Bradley

For a while he was just the sweet old man
down the street who always had homemade pudding on hand, but then I
found out he was actually a lot more than that. I feel better
knowing he’s always looking out for me.

Location:
Earth (mostly)

Likes:
Treasures (i.e. junk)

Dislikes:
Anyone who tries to hurt
me

 

 

 

Halga

A big, flying monster that looks like a cross
between a firefly and a submarine. She used to be an actress, but
now she guards castles. If she ever gets anywhere near Crong, watch
out; she’ll go totally gaga.

Location:
The Land of Speak

Likes:
Shiny things

Dislikes:
Non-shiny things

 

 

 

 

Klarr

The creepiest, scariest sorcerer you’ll ever
meet. Did I mention he’s a clown? And that he smiles all the time
even though he doesn’t have a mouth? Thanks to him, the Land of
Speak is the quietest place in the universe.

Location:
The Land of Speak

Likes:
Torturing people in his circus
act

Dislikes:
Mouths

 

 

 

Melissa

One of my super best friends from home. She
loves music and wants to become a famous singer one day. Or at
least, she did before she and Trish decided they didn’t want to be
friends with me anymore.

Location:
Good Ol’ Earth

Likes:
Music and cute boys

Dislikes:
Bad haircuts

 

 

 

Prince Lamb

The prince of the Land of Speak who happens
to be a lamb (though for a short time, he made a pretty cute boy).
He knows how to turn his princely charm on full-force, which can
make even lunch ladies swoon.

Location:
The Land of Speak

Likes:
Long walks through grassy
fields

Dislikes:
Cowardice

 

 

 

 

Ribba

A talking frog with some magical abilities.
She wears a little red cape and her green skin is covered with
henna-like tattoos. She used to be an animal stylist before she
joined the League and became Crong’s partner.

Location:
The Land of Speak

Likes:
Looking fashionable

Dislikes:
Tacky eye shadow

 

 

 

Trish

One of my super best friends from home. She’s
a total bookworm and spends all her time reading. Or at least, she
did before she and Melissa decided they didn’t want to be friends
with me anymore.

Location:
Good Ol’ Earth

Likes:
Books and nail polish

Dislikes:
Dishonesty

 

 

 

 

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