One Door Away From Heaven (51 page)

Chapter 60

“YOUR WORK is so exciting. If I could live my life again, I’d be a private investigator, too. You call yourselves
dicks,
don’t you?”

“Maybe some do, ma’am,” Noah Farrel said, “but I call myself a PI. Or used to.”

Even in the morning, two hours before noon, the August heat prowled the kitchen, as though it were a living presence, a great cat with sun-warmed fur, slinking among the table legs and chairs. Noah felt a prickle of sweat forming on his brow.

“In my twenties,” said Geneva Davis, “I fell passionately in love with a PI. Though I must admit I wasn’t worthy of him.”

“I find that hard to believe. You would’ve been quite a catch.”

“You’re sweet, dear. But the truth is, I was something of a bad girl in those days, and like all his kind, he had a code of ethics that wouldn’t bend for me. But you know about PI ethics.”

“Mine are tied in knots.”

“I sincerely doubt that. How do you like my cookies?”

“They’re delicious. But these aren’t almonds, ma’am.”

“Exactly. They’re pecans. How’s your vanilla Coke?”

“I think it’s a cherry Coke.”

“Yes, I used cherry syrup instead of vanilla. I’ve had vanilla Cokes with vanilla two days in a row. This seemed a nice change.”

“I haven’t had a cherry Coke since I was a kid. I’d forgotten how good they taste.”

Smiling, indicating his glass with a nod of her head, she said, “And what about your vanilla Coke?”

Having sat at Geneva Davis’s kitchen table for fifteen minutes, Noah had adapted to the spirit of her conversation. He raised his glass as if in a toast. “Delicious. You said your niece phoned you?”

“Seven this morning, yes, from Sacramento. I worried about her staying there overnight. A pretty girl isn’t safe in a town where there’s so many politicians. But she’s on the road now, hoping to make Seattle by tonight.”

“Why didn’t she fly to Idaho?”

“She might not be able to grab Leilani right away. Might have to follow them somewhere else, maybe for days. She preferred her own car for that. Plus her budget’s too tight for planes and rental cars.”

“Do you have her cell-phone number?”

“We aren’t people who have cell phones, dear. We’re church-mouse poor.”

“I don’t think what she’s doing is advisable, Mrs. Davis.”

“Oh, good Lord, of course it’s not advisable, dear. It’s just what she had to do.”

“Preston Maddoc is a formidable opponent.”

“He’s a vicious, sick sonofabitch, dear, which is exactly why we can’t leave Leilani with him.”

“Even if your niece doesn’t wind up in physical danger up there, even if she gets the girl and brings her back here, do you realize what trouble she’s in?”

Mrs. Davis nodded, sipped her drink, and said, “As I understand it, the governor will make her suck down a lot of lethal gas. And me, too, no doubt. He’s not a very nice man, the governor. You’d think he would let us alone after already tripling our electricity bills.”

Mopping his brow with a paper napkin, Noah said, “Mrs. Davis—”

“Please call me Geneva. That’s a lovely Hawaiian shirt.”

“Geneva, even with the very best of motives, kidnapping is still kidnapping. A federal offense. The FBI will get involved.”

“We’re thinking of hiding Leilani with all the parrots,” Geneva confided. “They’ll never find her.”

“What parrots?”

“My sister-in-law, Clarissa, is a sweet tub of a woman with a goiter and sixty parrots. She lives out in Hemet. Who goes to Hemet? Nobody. Certainly not the FBI.”

“They’ll go to Hemet,” he solemnly assured her.

“One of the parrots has a huge vocabulary of obscenities, but none of the others is foul-mouthed. The garbage-talking bird used to be owned by a policeman. Sad, isn’t it? A
police officer.
Clarissa’s been trying to clean up its act, but without much success.”

“Geneva, even if the girl isn’t making up all this stuff, even if she’s in real danger, you can’t take the law into your hands—”

“There’s lots of law these days,” she interrupted, “but not much justice. Celebrities murder their wives and go free. A mother kills her children, and the news people on TV say
she’s
the victim and want you to send money to her lawyers. When everything’s upside down like this, what fool just sits back and thinks justice will prevail?”

This was a different woman from the one with whom he had been speaking a moment ago. Her green eyes were flinty now. Her sweet face hardened as he wouldn’t have thought possible.

“If Micky doesn’t do this,” she continued, “that sick bastard will kill Leilani, and it’ll be as if she never existed,
and no one but me and Micky will care what the world lost.
You better believe it’ll be a loss, too, because this girl is the right stuff, she’s a shining soul. These days people make heroes out of actors, singers, power-mad politicians. How screwed up are things when that’s what
hero
has come to mean? I’d trade the whole self-important lot of ’em for this girl. She’s got more steel in her spine and more true heart than a thousand of those so-called heroes. Have another cookie?”

Lately, Noah’s preferred sources of sugar were all liquid and came with an alcohol component, but he felt the need for a metabolic kick-start to hold his own with this woman and to get his most urgent point across to her. He took another cookie from the plate.

Geneva said, “Have you found any record of Maddoc’s marriage to Leilani’s mother?”

“No. Even with Internet resources, it’s a big country. In a few states, if you have a convincing reason and some friends in the right places, you could arrange an in-camera marriage, in the privacy of a judge’s chambers, with the license issued and properly filed but not published. That’s not easy to track. More likely, they were hitched in another country that’ll marry foreign nationals. Maybe Mexico. Or Guatemala’s a good bet. A lot of resources could be saved if Leilani would tell us where the wedding took place.”

“We were going to ask exactly that when she came to dinner the second time. But we didn’t see her again. I guess the mother’s real name and proof that the brother existed aren’t any easier to track than the marriage license.”

“Not impossible. But, again, it would help if I could speak to Leilani.” Frustrated, he put down the unbitten second cookie. “I’m sitting here listening to myself talk like I’m completely on-board for this, and that’s not the case, Geneva.”

“I know it’ll be expensive, and Micky didn’t give you much—”

“That’s not the problem.”

“—but I have a little equity in this house that I could borrow against, and Micky’s going to get a good job soon, I know she is.”

“It’s hard to get a good job and keep it when you’re on the run from the FBI. Listen, that’s the point. If I do any work for you, knowing that your niece intends to snatch this girl from her legal parents, then I’m aiding and abetting a kidnapping.”

“That’s ridiculous, dear.”

“I’d be an accessory to a felony. It’s the law.”

“The law is ridiculous.”

“In fact, to protect myself from any chance of being charged as an accessory, once I’ve given back your three hundred bucks, which I’ve brought with me, I have to go directly to the authorities and warn them what your niece is intending to do up there in Idaho.”

Geneva cocked her head and favored him with a look of amused disbelief. “Don’t tease me, dear.”

“Tease? I’m dead serious here.”

She winked at him. “No, you’re not.”

“Yes, I am.”

“No, you’re not.” She punctuated her words with another wink. “You won’t go to the police. And even if you give back the money, you’ll still be on the case.”

“I will
not
be on the case.”

“I know how this works, dear. You’ve got to establish—what do they call it?—plausible deniability. If everything goes bad, you can claim you weren’t working on the case because you took no money.”

Withdrawing the three hundred from a pocket of his chinos, he placed the cash on the table. “I’m not establishing anything. All I’m doing is quitting.”

“No, you’re not,” she said.

“I never took the job in the first place.”

She wagged one finger at him. “Yes, you did.”

“I did not.”

“Yes, you did, dear. Otherwise, where did the three hundred dollars come from?”

“I,” he said firmly, “quit. Q-U-I-T. I’m resigning, I’m walking, I’m splitting this gig, gone, finito, out of here.”

Geneva smiled broadly and winked at him again. This time it was a great, exaggerated wink of comic conspiracy. “Oh, whatever you say, Mr. Farrel, sir. If ever I have to testify in a court of ridiculous law, you can count on me telling the judge that you Q-U-I-T in no uncertain terms.”

This woman had a smile that could charm birds out of the sky and into a cage. One of Noah’s grandmothers had died before he was born, and his grandmother on the Farrel side had looked nothing like Geneva Davis; she had been a chisel-faced, chain-smoking, ferret-eyed crone with a voice burnt raw by a lifelong thirst for whiskey, and during the years that she and Grandfather Farrel had operated a pawnshop that fronted a bookie operation, she had routinely terrified even the toughest young punks with a mere look and a few snarled words in Gaelic, even though the punks didn’t speak the language. Yet he felt that he was sitting here having cookies with his grandmother, his ideal grandmother rather than the real one, and beneath his frustration quivered a warm and fuzzy feeling that he had never known before, which had to be a
dangerous
feeling under the circumstances.

“Don’t wink at me again, Geneva. You’re trying to pretend we’re in some sort of little conspiracy here, and we’re not.”

“Oh, dear, I know we’re not. You have Q-U-I-T, resigned, finito, and that’s perfectly clear to me.” She smiled broadly and refrained from winking—but gave him a vigorous thumbs-up sign with both hands.

Noah picked up his unbitten second cookie and bit it. Twice. The cookie was big, but with just two bites, he crammed more than half of it in his mouth. Chewing ferociously, he glared across the table at Geneva Davis.

“More vanilla Coke, dear?” she asked.

He tried to say no, but his mouth was too full to permit speech, so he found himself nodding yes.

She refreshed his vanilla Coke with a drizzle of cherry syrup, more cola, and a couple ice cubes.

When Geneva sat at the table again, Noah said, “Let me try this one more time.”

“Try what, sweetie?”

“Explaining the situation to you.”

“Good heavens, I’m not
dense,
dear. I understand the situation perfectly. You’ve got your plausible deniability, and in court I’ll testify that you didn’t help us, even though you did. Or will.” She scooped up the three hundred dollars. “And if everything goes well and no one ends up in court, then I’ll give this back to you, and we’ll pay anything else you bill us. We may need some time, may need to make monthly payments, but we honor our debts, Micky and me. And none of us will end up in court, anyway. I mean no disrespect, dear, but I’m sure your understanding of the law is weak in this instance.”

“I was a police officer before I became a PI.”

“Then you really should have a better grasp of the law,” she admonished with one of those your-grandmother-thinks-you’re-adorable smiles that exacerbated his case of the warm fuzzies.

Scowling, leaning across the kitchen table, resorting to a display of his dark side, he tried to jolt her out of this stubborn refusal to face facts. “I had a perfect grasp of the law, but I was stripped of my badge anyway because I severely beat a suspect.
I beat the crap out of him.
”

She clucked her tongue. “That’s nothing to be proud of, dear.”

“I’m not proud of it. I’m lucky I didn’t end up in prison.”

“You certainly sounded proud of it.”

Staring unblinkingly at her, he consumed the last third of the cookie. He washed it down with cherry-flavored vanilla Coke.

She wasn’t intimidated by his stare. She smiled as though she took pleasure from the sight of him enjoying her baked goods.

He said, “Actually, I am half proud of it. Shouldn’t be, not even considering the circumstances. But I am. I was answering a domestic-disturbance call. This guy had really pounded on his wife. She’s a mess when I get there, and now he’s beating his daughter, just a little girl, like eight years old. He’s knocked out some of her teeth. When he sees me, he lets her go, he doesn’t resist arrest. I lost it anyway. Seeing that girl, I lost it.”

Reaching across the table, Geneva squeezed his hand. “Good for you.”

“No, it wasn’t good. I would’ve kept going until I killed him—except the girl stopped me. In my report, I lied, claimed the creep resisted arrest. In the hearing, the wife testified against me…but the girl lied for me, and they believed the girl. Or pretended to. I made a deal to leave the force, and they agreed to give me severance pay and support my application for a PI license.”

“What happened to the child?” Geneva asked.

“Turns out the abuse was long-term. The court removed her from her mother’s custody, put her with her maternal grandparents. She’ll graduate high school soon. She’s okay. She’s a good kid.”

Geneva squeezed his hand again and then leaned back in her chair, beaming. “You’re just like my gumshoe.”

“What gumshoe?”

“The one I was in love with back when I was in my twenties. If I hadn’t hidden my murdered husband’s body in an oil-field sump, Philip might not have rejected me.”

Noah didn’t quite know how to respond to this. He blotted his damp brow again. Finally he said, “You killed your husband?”

“No, my sister, Carmen, shot him. I hid the body to protect her and to spare our father from the scandal. General Sternwood—that was our daddy—wasn’t in good health. And he…”

Puzzlement crossed Geneva’s face as her voice trailed away.

Noah encouraged her to continue: “And he…?”

“Well, of course, that wasn’t me, that was Lauren Bacall in
The Big Sleep.
The gumshoe was Humphrey Bogart playing Philip Marlowe.”

Geneva clapped her hands and let out a musical laugh of delight.