People Like Us (9 page)

“Come on, Loelia, it’s me, Dolly. We’ve known each other twenty-five years,” said Dolly. Dolly De Longpre was not to be brushed off.

“I can’t think how these stories get started, Dolly,” said Loelia.

“Loelia,” said Dolly, with great patience in her voice, pronouncing the name Loelia in three syllables rather than two, for greater emphasis.

“Yes?”

“If I don’t print it, someone else will,” said Dolly, in her direct and plain-spoken manner. There were at this time many social chroniclers in the city, reporting on the comings and goings of the rich and super rich, but everyone agreed, in the opulent and much-photographed circle in which Loelia Manchester moved, that
no one approached Dolly De Longpre’s supremacy in the field. It was to her column that they all turned first thing each day, after the headlines and before the obituaries, to read about themselves, where they had been the night before, and what they wore, ate, and said.

“Oh, my word,” said Loelia, understanding at once that the “someone” Dolly was referring to was Florian Gray, who was young and just starting out in Dolly’s line of work, but would never, ever, she and her friends all believed, be able to understand people like them the way Dolly did.

“My word,” Loelia repeated, thinking hard.

Dear, darling Dolly De Longpre, she would know how to handle it, thought Loelia. Dolly always knew how to do things just right when unpleasantness of this nature had to be dealt with. It was almost as if she were one of them, she had been writing about them all for so long, and dining with them, and staying with them in the country, and attending their weddings and christenings and memorial services. Even if Dolly didn’t have her column, everyone would still invite her, they always said. Yes, Dolly De Longpre would know how to handle the divorce announcement and counteract all the perfectly awful things people were saying about Loelia and Dimitri Minardos.

“Listen, Dolly, why don’t you come up and have a cup of tea with me, and that way we can talk, really talk,” said Loelia.

And Dolly handled it beautifully, just as Loelia had known Dolly would, with a discreet announcement that the Edward Potter Manchesters, of the New York
Social Register
, had agreed to disagree, much to the dismay of their family and friends. But it was young Florian Gray, just making a name for himself as a commentator in the world of high society, who called a great deal of attention to the hitherto undisclosed romance of Mrs. Manchester and the shoe designer Dimitri Minardos,
known as Mickie, as well as a great deal of attention to himself.

Hidden in Paris, incognito, on an outing of love, Loelia and Mickie instructed the telephone operator at the Ritz Hotel to take messages from everyone who called from America, and then decided between them which calls to return. Loelia found it irresistible that Dom Belcanto, the Hollywood ballad singer, who had promised to entertain at her benefit for the stroke center, called to wish her well, leaving a call-back number in New York.

“So sweet of Dom to call, Mickie,” said Loelia, lying back in her chaise. “People say the worst sort of things about him, that he’s Mafia, or mob, or whatever you call people like that, but I don’t believe a word of it. When there’s good work to be done, like my benefit, Dom Belcanto is there every time.”

When she returned the call, the voice that answered the telephone turned out to be that of Florian Gray, who was stealing a bit of Dolly De Longpre’s thunder in the New York press.

“I just wanted to know, Mrs. Manchester, if you and Mr. Minardos are planning to marry after your divorce,” said Florian quickly, in the event that Loelia might hang up on him. All that he wanted was a single quote from her that would titillate his readers. Loelia, who had still not been able to bring herself to tell her children there was a new man in her life, turned ashen and mouthed to Mickie that it was Florian Gray and not Dom Belcanto on the telephone.

“What a cheap trick this is, you little piece of shit,” screamed Mickie, who always became volatile in anger, into the receiver that he had pulled out of Loelia’s hand. His voice, beneath the glossy patina of its New York society sound, reverted to the accent of the Greek province where he was born.

The dressing down that Mickie gave the upstart columnist was thought by both Loelia and Mickie to have been brilliant, as if their outrage would quell any
thoughts Florian Gray might have had in printing their story before they could get a chance to tell Loelia’s family and a few close friends of their intentions.

How wrong they were.

HEIRESS LOELIA SOMERSET MANCHESTER ELOPES TO PARIS WITH HER COBBLER
, read the headline in Florian Gray’s column the next morning. Florian Gray could have had no way of knowing how wounding to Mickie Minardos that headline was going to be.

7

“Who’s that handsome young man I keep seeing with your daughter?” asked Baba Timson, during bridge.

“A handsome young man with Justine?” replied Lil Altemus, surprised, but delighted. “You don’t mean Herkie Saybrook, do you?”

“Oh, no, not Herkie,” said Baba. “Everyone knows Herkie.”

“Not Thayer Good, I hope?” said Lil.

“Heavens, no. Handsome, I said. Thayer Good looks like a premature baby at thirty-five.”

“I don’t know,” said Lil, who intended to find out. “It’s your bid, Loelia.”

Late at night, after Bernie took Justine home, or early in the morning, when they both woke up, Justine telephoned Bernie, or Bernie telephoned Justine. They seemed never to run out of things to talk about.

“I haven’t the vaguest idea how much money I’m going to inherit,” said Justine. “I come from the kind of family that never fills the women in on things like that. My brother and I each have a trust, rather ample, and we live on that until Grandfather Van Degan dies,
when we’ll come into something, and then the rest, I suppose, when Mother dies.”

“You don’t have to tell me all this, you know, Justine. I can pay the bills. I intend to pay the bills,” said Bernie.

“Music to my ears,” said Justine. She laughed at her joke. “I’ve heard since I was five years old to beware of everyone, even the girls I went to school with, because they were only interested in the money. It’s an awful way to grow up, you know, distrusting everyone.”

“I’m never really gonna understand people like you,” said Bernie.

“You know something, Bernie? You’re my least suitable suitor, in terms of family and that kind of thing, but you’re also the only suitor I’ve ever had who really didn’t give a damn about the money. The things I could tell you about Jean-Claude St. Cloud, for instance, whom my mother had all picked out for me.”

“I guess I’m just filled with middle-class values,” said Bernie.

“More music to my ears,” answered Justine.

“A couple of things I want to talk about, speaking of middle-class values,” said Bernie.

“Yes?”

“I don’t want to live in the same building your mother lives in, and, I have to tell you right now, I hate cabbage-rose chintz.”

Justine laughed again. “Okay,” she said. “Goodbye to Fifth Avenue, and good-bye to Cora Mandell and cabbage-rose chintz. But I don’t want to live in your building either, and I don’t want the minimal look.”

“A deal,” said Bernie.

“One other thing, so everything’s out in the open.”

“What’s that?”

“I’m a spoiled girl, Bernie,” Justine said. “I adore you, worship you, in fact, can’t get enough of you, love to look at you, every part of you, but I’m not going to
get up every morning to fry your eggs, over easy, when I have a perfectly good cook who can do that sort of thing far better than I can.”

“Good. I hate to talk when I’m reading the
Times
.”

“We’re going to get along great, Bernie.”

“Here’s to us, kid.”

“Want me to come over?” she asked.

“It’s two o’clock in the morning.”

“I know.”

“I’m not shaved, and I stink,” he said.

“All the better,” she answered.

“I need a fourth for bridge,” said Lil Altemus, over the telephone. “I’ve got Matilda, and Nonie, but Loelia has backed out on me. Loelia’s always backing out on me these days, and that boring Baba Timson has an appointment with her daughter’s analyst that she won’t break. Be here at two, will you, or earlier if you want lunch. Matilda’s coming for lunch.”

“I can’t, Mother,” said Justine.

“Why?”

“Just because I can’t.”

“What am I going to do?”

“I hear Rochelle Prud’homme has taken up bridge with a vengeance.”

“That’s what Matilda said, but I don’t think Rochelle Prud’homme is quite right for our little group. You can’t talk freely in front of people like that.”

“I thought you liked Rochelle Prud’homme.”

“She does do wonderful things for charity, but this is just old friends playing bridge.”

“It’s Matilda who got Rochelle to learn bridge.”

“And why would Matilda do that, for heaven’s sake?”

“Because Rochelle Prud’homme wants to play bridge with Lil Altemus and Loelia Manchester.”

Lil listened, but as a matter of principle, she refused to show undue interest in anything Justine related,
preferring to receive her information from other sources. “And why can’t you play?” she asked.

“Because I am otherwise engaged.”

“People are talking about you and that television announcer.”

“I think we should talk about it, Mother.”

“This is not at all right, you know, Justine. I’m sure he’s very nice and all that, but, darling, listen to your old mother, these things have a way of just not working.”

“Oh, please, Mother. Don’t say listen-to-your-old-mother to me. You don’t know how hilarious that sounds coming from you.”

“You’re just asking for trouble, Justine, with people like that.”

“Have lunch with me tomorrow at Clarence’s, and we’ll talk.”

“Christ, I hate sex with condoms,” said Bernie Slatkin, removing his and flushing it down the toilet.

“Oh, God, another intellectual conversation,” said Brenda Primrose, as she pulled on her pantyhose.

“It just never feels as good,” said Bernie.

“The way you cat around, Bernie, it’s that or nothing with me,” said Brenda. They had been on-and-off lovers for several years, with never a thought of love. Brenda Primrose did the research for Bernie’s newscasts. She was smart. She was flip. She was sexy. They both understood their relationship perfectly.

“I don’t cat around anymore,” said Bernie, defensively. “I’ve reformed.” It was a sensitive point with him. He had been warned by a senior executive at the network, who admired his work, that a promiscuous reputation was not the best one for a successful newscaster with political ambitions.

“Since when?” asked Brenda. “Three minutes ago?”

Bernie paused. It was the reason he had asked her over, to tell her about Justine, but then, sex happened, as it always seemed to happen when they were alone,
in his office, in his apartment, wherever, even in an elevator once, always quick, always lustful, never romantic. Then they went back to work, as if nothing had happened, and in her off hours, she had dates with other men, and he had dates with other women, with no need for explanation on either side.

“Since I, uh, became, uh, engaged to be married,” he said, The words
engaged to be married
came out as one word,
engagedtobemarried
. He quickly turned to look in a mirror to button his shirt and tie his tie so that he could face away from her for that moment.

“Since you
what?
” she asked.

“Became engaged to be married.”

“Who did you become engaged to?”

“She’s called Justine Altemus.”

“Laurance Van Degan’s niece?”

“Yes.”

Brenda walked over to the mirror, took hold of Bernie’s arm, and pulled him around to face her. For an instant, they looked at each other. He smiled at her his little-boy smile, as if expecting her congratulations. Then she slapped his face, very hard. “You bastard, Bernie,” she said.

“Hey, that hurt,” he said, surprised, putting his hand up to the spot where she slapped him.

“That was the point of the slap, Bernie,” said Brenda, angrily. “To hurt. So like you.” Bernie had never seen her angry before, or at least angry with him before.

“What the hell are you talking about, Brenda?”

“You had to wait until after you came
twice
before you told me you were going to get married?”

Bernie, embarrassed, winced. Then he walked to the bar. “Want a drink?” he asked her.

“Sure,” she said. She finished dressing and went over to the same mirror he had just used and readjusted her lipstick and started brushing her hair. Watching Brenda from behind, Bernie was struck, as always, by how perfect her legs were. She was the first of all
the girls he knew to start wearing the new short short skirts, even before the fashion leaders let the world know it was the right look for the right girl with the right legs.

“Here,” Bernie said, handing her a glass of wine.

Brenda took a sip. “You’re going to have to get better wine than this, Bernie, if you’re going to marry the Van Degan heiress.”