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Authors: Steve Demaree

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“You didn’t tell me you were going to be here,” Brad
said.

“Oh, and did you tell me that you were coming?” Amy
asked.

“No, because I didn’t know that you were coming,” Brad
replied.

“Well, I didn’t know that you were coming, either. The
last I heard you were going to give violin lessons to an elderly couple.”

“Elderly! Did you call us elderly, Brad? After I
slaved over a hot stove fixing a scrumptious dinner for you?”

The combatants could no longer hold back their
laughter. Frank looked at the three of them and shook his head.

“Come on over and sit down. Dinner’s ready. But
because you called me old, Brad, you have to be the one to pray.”

“Whatever you say, Cora, but when you say, pray, do
you mean e-y or a-y?”

“Both.”

Brad said grace, and Frank started passing the food.
As the foursome sat around the table enjoying their meal and talking, Cora
popped the question.

“So, Brad, how did you enjoy our church?”

“I loved it, but there were more people than I
expected. I assume that some of the people who attend do not live on Aylesford Place.”

“You’re right. While most of the people are from the
neighborhood, several of them live on other streets.”

“I noticed that there aren’t a lot of kids.”

“No, Brad. The people on the other streets are pretty
much like we are. But things are looking up. Not too many years ago the only
ones on our street who were younger than we were were Jim and Kathy Mitchell.
With all you young people moving in, maybe someday we will have people getting
married and having children.”

When Cora mentioned “married” and “children,” Brad
turned to Amy, who smiled and blushed.

A half hour later all of them were stuffed. Cora
suggested that they retire to the living room and let their dinner settle so
they would have room for dessert.

“So, do you have any plans for Christmas, Brad?” Cora
asked.

“Sure do. I’ll be heading home to spend a few days
with my family.”

“Well, be sure to tell your mother that I’m glad her
side is doing better.”

“Oh, I will, Cora. You can bet I’ll tell my parents
and everyone else all about you and the rest of the people on this street.”

“Does that include Cousin Amy?”

Brad and Cora enjoyed a good laugh, while Frank and
Amy tried to figure out what was going on. Finally, Amy could stand it no
longer.

“All right, you two. Why don’t you let Frank and me in
on your joke?”

Brad and Cora tried their best to fill in the other
two on their conversation from Friday night.

“I assume that the two of you will be staying home for
the holidays,” Brad said to Frank and Cora.

“Yeah, this street is much like any other. The older
folks stay home for the holidays, while the younger ones leave.”

“Does that mean you’ll be leaving, Amy?” Brad asked.

“I’m afraid so. I’ll be going to see my folks for a
few days.”

The foursome continued to talk for a while and then
Cora went to the kitchen and cut a piece of blueberry pie for everyone.

A
Lot
Like Christmas

 

 

Amy and Brad came up with excuses to visit each other
every day. Cora smiled as she anticipated each visit, while secretly wishing
she could install some type of device to alert her each time either of them
left his or her nest. Frank listened to Cora say, “if only I could be a fly on
the wall,” many times that week. While Cora wanted to install a detector,
Melanie, on the other hand, wanted to install traps to keep the lovebirds
apart.

Neither Amy nor Brad worked hard in December, but
their time together was somewhat limited because Brad agreed to be part of a
three man team who installed Christmas decorations. Brad, Scott, and Frank
assisted any neighbor who wanted outside lights and decorations but could not
do the work themselves. Amy helped some, but was relegated to ground work, as
was Kenny. The chauvinists prohibited Amy from climbing ladders, so she spent a
great deal of time with Cora. That was fine with Cora. Cora pumped Amy for
information about her budding relationship with her new neighbor. Another thing
that made spending time inside with Cora easier on Amy was that she could not
stand to see Brad dangling from high up on a ladder.

 

+++

 

On December 10, the second Sunday of the month, the Aylesford Place community made a pledge to make a difference at Christmas.  Pastor  Scott
reminded them that making a difference began with a loving heart, and offered
to open the church for community prayer at 9:00 o’clock each morning. He was
pleased at the large turnout the next day.

He reminded his neighbors of the people who might have
to do without at Christmas, and told them of an organization that vowed to
feed, clothe, and give gifts to needy families. He could not believe the
response he received. Frank and Cora, Amy, Brad, and Allison each agreed to
take one family each. So did Kathy, speaking for herself and Jim, who was once
again on the road calling on customers. Even Harry, without any prodding from
Ethel, surprised everyone by taking a family, even though he knew it was a
commitment of several hundred dollars. Both Melanie and Lady Catherine asked if
they could go in with another family, so Pastor Scott agreed to take a family
with them. When Doc Ramsey heard what they were doing, he asked if he could
give money and have someone buy his gifts for him. He would like to have
purchased them himself, but he still had his daily practice. Pastor Scott asked
if they would like to go together as a group after prayer time on Wednesday
morning, and everyone agreed. Not only did the group agree to shop for those in
need before they shopped for their own family, but all of them agreed that they
would not use credit cards for any Christmas shopping. Everyone wanted January
to be as pleasant as December.

When Cora and Frank returned home from Monday’s time
of prayer, planning, and fellowship, she asked Frank if it was okay with him if
she invited a different neighbor to lunch each day. Many years of marriage told
her what Frank’s response would be. They agree to invite the first neighbor for
Thursday.

After getting a hospitality commitment from Frank,
Cora made a phone call. Ray and Doris Orthmyer were willing to sponsor a
family, as well. Doris would put a check in the mail.

 

+++

 

When the group arrived for prayer time on Wednesday
morning, the buzz could be heard outside the church. Everyone was excited about
doing something for someone he or she did not know. They would not hurry
through their prayer time, but they would rush out soon afterward. They could
give up the time of fellowship at church. They had all day to fellowship with
one another.

The group arrived at the mall and located the booth
that contained names and descriptions of needy families. Two volunteers stood
behind a table, pleading looks on their faces. Neither had a clue about who or
what they were about to encounter.

“Excuse me, but are you the ones with the names and
descriptions of some needy families?” Pastor Scott asked.

“We sure are. If you can buy for an entire family that
would be great, but if you can only buy for one person, we understand. We
accept anything people are willing to give. We only ask that you buy new items
that would mean something to the people on the list. We even have some
suggestions for each person. You don’t need to buy everything listed, just what
you can.”

“We understand,” Amy interrupted. “But we want to buy
for each family member. We want each one to experience the joy of Christmas.”

“We appreciate people like you, young lady. Are all of
you together?”

“We sure are,” Cora interjected.

“So would you be willing to take a large family, so
each of you can buy for one family member?”

“No,” Scott said, and the volunteer did her best not
to show her disappointment. When Scott continued, Amy was sorry that she did
not bring her camera so that she could have gotten a picture of the looks on
those two women’s faces.

“You want how many families?”

“Well, these two ladies and my wife and kids are with
me, and we’d like a large family, maybe one with several children. And then
let’s see. In addition to that, I think the rest of these people will take a
total of nine more families, so that will be ten in all.”

“Please tell me you’re not kidding.”

“We’re not kidding,” everyone shouted in unison, then
burst out in laughter.

The two volunteers could no longer control themselves.
They took part in a small group hug and then high-fived to see what it was
like. They giggled and shrieked, too.

“Listen, I’ll step aside and let each person tell you
what they are looking for,” Scott said, trying to calm the ladies just a bit.

Each person shared in the excitement, not only in
receiving the names and descriptions of his or her “own” family, but each of
their neighbor’s families, too. Once each person received the name and
description of each of his or her family members, the group agreed to disperse
and meet for lunch at 1:00. Of course in the small community of Hopemont, there
was not much disbursement for shopping. Besides, everyone wanted to see money
leave Harry’s hand. Other than what he put in the church collection plate each
week, no one could remember seeing Harry part with any money voluntarily.

 

+++

 

Amy stepped into The Printed Page. It was not a large
bookstore, but there were many books and a number of gift items. She took a
quick look around, then approached the clerk behind the counter.

“Excuse me, but do you have any books by Brad
Forrester?”

“No, I’m sorry. We had a woman stop in yesterday and
she bought our last two Forrester books. What is it with this guy? We’ve  been
selling his books all along, but now everybody wants them. You’re the third
person to come in today and ask if we carry his books.”

“Oh, haven’t you heard? Mr. Forrester recently moved
to Hopemont.”

“Really?” replied the woman. “I must order extra
copies. Have you met him?”

“Yes, we’re fast becoming friends,” Amy responded
triumphantly.

“Well, could you ask him to stop in and see me
sometime. I’m Ada Fernwick, the owner. I’d love for him to do a book signing
sometime.”

“I’ll be happy to tell him. By the way, do you expect
any more of his books before Christmas?”

“I might get some in before then, but I can’t promise
you anything.”

“Thanks. I might check back.”

“I’ll be glad to take your name and number and call
you if any come in.”

“That would be great!”

Amy gave Mrs. Fernwick her name and phone number and
left the bookstore, a little disappointed that she was not able to locate any
of Brad’s books, but glad she was able to promote them.

 

+++

 

The neighborhood remained devoted to their daily time
of prayer together. The second week brought a new member to the group. Kathy
happily announced that Jim did not have to work any more until early January.
Jim had learned a long time ago, that unless a businessman had a problem, he
did not want to look at a salesman so close to Christmas. Jim happily obliged.

 

+++

 

A week or so before Christmas the Conklin’s phone
rang.

“I’ll get it,” Harry said. “Hello.”

“Dad.”

“Rachel! Hey, Ethel, get on the extension! It’s
Rachel!”

“Hi, honey,” Ethel said, as she picked up the phone.

“Hi, Mom. I love you two.”

“We love you, too,” Harry and Ethel said in unison.

“I just have a minute, but let me tell you the reason
I called. As you know, I’m sorry that I won’t be able to come home for
Christmas again this year, but I’ll only have a couple of days off from work
and that’s just not enough time to come and see you.”

“We understand, honey.”

“I promise you that I’ll get home sometime next
summer, although I imagine it’ll be late summer before I can get there. But
when I do come, I’ll be able to stay a week or two, so it’ll give us a chance
to make up for lost time.”

“That would be wonderful, dear.”

“In the meantime, I promise I’ll do a better job of
keeping in touch. To help us stay in touch, there should be three packages
arriving tomorrow. They’re your Christmas presents. I’ll call you back in a day
or two and explain. I need to run now, but I promise I’ll call you back in a
day or two and we’ll talk longer. I love you!”

“We love you, too.”

Harry and Ethel hung up the phones and Ethel came into
the den where Harry was sitting. Both were happy to hear from their daughter,
but both were sad that, once again, they would not be able to spend Christmas
with her.

“What do you suppose she’s sending us?” Harry asked.

“Oh, I don’t know, Harry, but pretty soon we’ll know,
and we’ll get to talk to Rachel again.”

“That’s the good part, honey,” Harry said, as he stood
up and hugged his wife.

 

+++

 

The next day, the UPS man delivered three boxes to
Harry and Ethel. He sat them just inside the door, right by the living room
window, where Harry would be sure to see them anytime he looked in that
direction. A note taped to the top said, “Please read before opening any box.”

Eager to find out what the note said, Harry got some
scissors, cut away the tape, opened the envelope, and sighed.

“What does it say?” Ethel asked.

“It says, ‘Please do not open any present until I
call,’ and it is signed ‘Love, Rachel.’”

“Well, I guess we have to wait for Rachel’s phone
call.”

 

+++

 

It was late morning when the UPS man delivered the
three boxes. When Rachel had not called by dinnertime, Harry, impatient to know
what their daughter had sent them, said, “What if she doesn’t call tonight?”

“Then, I guess we have to wait until she does,” Ethel
responded.

“What if she gets hit by a bus?” Harry asked.

“Harry! How dare you think like that!”

“I’m sorry,” Harry said dejectedly. “Wonder which one
of us gets two presents? None of the boxes say whose present it is.”

Ethel shook her head and said, “We’ll find out soon
enough, Harry. Just be patient.”

Dinner came and dinner went. Harry even lowered the
sound on the TV when
Wheel
of Fortune
and
Jeopardy
came
on. He did not want to miss Rachel’s phone call. As soon as
Jeopardy
ended,
Harry turned and studied the boxes, to no avail. Just as Harry was about to
give up hope and go to bed, the phone rang.

“Maybe it’s Rachel!” Harry said, lunging for the phone
like a teenage girl infatuated with some boy.

“Hello, Rachel!”

“How did you know it was me, Dad?”

“Well, you said you’d call. Ethel, it’s her!”

Ethel picked up the extension.

“Hi, dear. How are you doing?”

“Busy, but pretty good. How are both of you?”

“Well, your dad is the same old dad, but we’re both
doing okay.”

“Did the packages come?”

“Yes, Rachel. Can we open them now?” Harry asked.

“I see what you mean, Mom. The same old Dad. I bet
he’s been sitting by the phone or looking at the boxes ever since they
arrived.”

“No, I....”

“You’re right, dear,” her mother corrected.

“You weren’t supposed to tell, Ethel.”

“Dad, I lived with you a long time. Mom didn’t have to
tell me.”

“So, can we open them now?” Harry asked again.

“No, but I’ll tell you what’s in them. Mom and Dad,
I’ve been so busy. I haven’t called or visited as often as I should, and I
decided to change all of that. I can’t come home more often, but I’ve decided
to stay in touch.”

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