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M. C. Beaton
is the author of the hugely successful Agatha Raisin and Hamish Macbeth series, as well as a quartet of Edwardian murder mysteries featuring heroine Lady Rose Summer, the Travelling Matchmaker, Six Sisters and School for Manners Regency romance series, and a stand-alone murder mystery,
The Skeleton in the Closet
– all published by Constable & Robinson. She left a full-time career in journalism to turn to writing, and now divides her time between the Cotswolds and Paris. Visit
www.agatharaisin.com
for more, or follow M. C. Beaton on Twitter:
@mc_beaton
.

Praise for A House for the Season:

‘[Beaton] is adept at character portrayal and development . . .
Plain Jane
is sure to delight Regency enthusiasts of all ages.’

Best Sellers

‘Once again the infamous town house on Clarges Street is occupied for a season . . . [Beaton] sets a lively tempo.’

Publishers Weekly

‘A witty, charming, touching bit of Regency froth. Highly recommended.’

Library Journal

‘Entertaining light romance for fans of the series.’

Booklist

‘A romp of a story . . . For warm-hearted, hilarious reading, this one is a gem.’

Baton Rouge Sunday Advocate

 

 

 

Titles by M. C. Beaton

A House for the Season
The Miser of Mayfair

Plain Jane

The Wicked Godmother
Rake’s Progress

The Adventuress

Rainbird’s Revenge

The Six Sisters
Minerva

The Taming of Annabelle

Deirdre and Desire
Daphne

Diana the Huntress

Frederica in Fashion

The Edwardian Murder Mystery series
Snobbery with Violence

Hasty Death

Sick of Shadows
Our Lady of Pain

The Travelling Matchmaker series
Emily Goes to Exeter

Belinda Goes to Bath

Penelope Goes to Portsmouth
Beatrice Goes to Brighton

Deborah Goes to Dover

Yvonne Goes to York

The Agatha Raisin series
Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death

Agatha Raisin and the Vicious Vet
Agatha Raisin and the Potted Gardener

Agatha Raisin and the Walkers of Dembley
Agatha Raisin and the Murderous Marriage

Agatha Raisin and the Terrible Tourist
Agatha Raisin and the Wellspring of Death

Agatha Raisin and the Wizard of Evesham
Agatha Raisin and the Witch of Wyckhadden
Agatha Raisin and the Fairies of Fryfam

Agatha Raisin and the Love from Hell
Agatha Raisin and the Day the Floods Came
Agatha Raisin and the Curious Curate

Agatha Raisin and the Haunted House
Agatha Raisin and the Deadly Dance

Agatha Raisin and the Perfect Paragon
Agatha Raisin and Love, Lies and Liquor
Agatha Raisin and Kissing Christmas Goodbye
Agatha Raisin and a Spoonful of Poison

Agatha Raisin: There Goes the Bride
Agatha Raisin and the Busy Body

Agatha Raisin: As the Pig Turns

The Hamish Macbeth series
Death of a Gossip

Death of a Cad

Death of an Outsider
Death of a Perfect Wife

Death of a Hussy

Death of a Snob
Death of a Prankster

Death of a Glutton

Death of a Travelling Man
Death of a Charming Man

Death of a Nag

Death of a Macho Man
Death of a Dentist

Death of a Scriptwriter

Death of an Addict
A Highland Christmas

Death of a Dustman

Death of a Celebrity
Death of a Village

Death of a Poison Pen

Death of a Bore
Death of a Dreamer

Death of a Maid

Death of a Gentle Lady
Death of a Witch

Death of a Valentine

Death of a Sweep
Death of a Kingfisher

The Skeleton in the Closet

Also available
The Agatha Raisin Companion

 

 

 

Constable & Robinson Ltd
55–56 Russell Square
London WC1B 4HP
www.constablerobinson.com

First published in the US by St Martin’s Press, 1986

This paperback edition published in the UK by Canvas,
an imprint of Constable & Robinson Ltd, 2013

Copyright © M. C. Beaton, 1986

The right of M. C. Beaton to be identified as the author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1988

All rights reserved. This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, resold, hired out or otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or to actual events or locales is entirely coincidental.

A copy of the British Library Cataloguing in
Publication Data is available from the British Library

ISBN: 978-1-78033-306-9 (paperback)
eISBN: 978-1-47210-437-3

Typeset by TW Typesetting, Plymouth, Devon

Printed and bound in the UK

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Cover design and illustration:
www.kathynorrish.com

 

 

 

 

For Raja

 

 

 

 

 

He was a type of strange breed of men which has vanished from England – the full-blooded virile buck, exquisite in his dress, narrow in his thoughts, coarse in his amusements, and eccentric in his habits. They walk across the bright stage of English history with their finicky step, their preposterous cravats, their high collars, their dangling seals, and they vanish into the dark wings from which there is no return. The world has outgrown them, and there is no place now for their strange fashions, their practical jokes, and carefully cultivated eccentricities. And yet behind this outer veiling of folly with which they so carefully draped themselves, they were often men of strong character and robust personality.

SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
,
RODNEY STONE

ONE

Society is now one polish’d horde,
Form’d of two mighty tribes, the bores and the bored.

LORD BYRON
,
DON JUAN

At the beginning of 1808, fog turned London into a nightmare city. It was not that a London fog was a rarity. What was so odd, so dismal, and so depressing was that it should last so long.

A choking yellow-grey blanket lay over the metropolis, turning day into night. Never had the link boys been so much in demand as they guided their charges through the stifling fog, lighting their way, their blazing torches reduced to mere red eyes of light through the encircling gloom.

Even the elegant streets of the West End had lost their light and airy character as carriages swam like great primeval beasts through the grey swamp, and figures darted to and fro like wraiths.

Passersby shied nervously away from the two great iron dogs chained on the steps outside Number 67 Clarges Street, the sluggishly shifting fog making the animals look real.

Inside Number 67, the servants felt the fog had crept into their very souls, so grey and miserable did their lives seem. It was a new year and already they were on the threshold of another London Season. But the bad luck that had haunted the town house in Clarges Street continued to haunt it, and it looked as if they would lack a tenant, which meant no tips to augment their miserable wages.

The house was owned by the tenth Duke of Pelham, a young man who owned so much property, including a large mansion in Grosvenor Square, that he was barely aware of the house’s existence. The management of the house, the letting of it, and the payment of the staff were left to his agent, Jonas Palmer, cheat, bully and liar.

Napoleon’s armies held all Europe in an iron grip and threatened the security of Britain. Times were hard. Servants could not hope to find new employment without references. Palmer had said he would never give any of the servants at Number 67 references and, furthermore, he would give any planning to leave a bad character. This allowed him to continue to pay the staff very low wages while charging his master proper wages and putting the difference in his own pocket.

A good tenant was the servants’ only hope. A generous tenant might raise their wages for the length of the rental and might even provide them with the necessary references. But their hopes of ever seeing another tenant were very slim.

Number 67 was damned as unlucky.

The ninth duke had hanged himself there. The year after that, the first family to rent the house for a Season had lost all their money through their son’s gambling and the second tenants, the life of their beautiful daughter, Clara.

The third tenant, a Scottish gentleman, Mr Roderick Sinclair and his ward, Fiona, whom he had presented as his daughter, had been generous to the staff and good luck seemed to have come to the house at last. But Fiona Sinclair had married the Earl of Harrington and had gone abroad with him on their honeymoon. They had disappeared without trace and were feared dead.

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