Call her.
He longed to. This, here-- the treasure he was stashing in her garden-- seemed like a commitment. He patted his pockets for coins, even thinking what he might say into a pay phone, inviting her to the wedding tomorrow. Showing up with her on his arm. It was pleasing to think about as he drove away. Almost like he could go through with it.
23
Reception
D
OUG SAT HUNCHED OVER his soda water lime, his bow tie undone, watching Gloansy and Joanie, groom and bride, work the far end of the VFW hall together. The new Mrs. Joanie Magloan was squeezing and smooching everyone in sight, a Bud Light in her hand, while Gloansy got his palm pumped by every wisecracking husband and father in the place, laughing too empty, too hard. Meanwhile, little Nicky Magloan was over at his grandma's table, his freckled face and nonstop hands coated with wedding-slash-baptism cake frosting.
The Monsignor yanked out a chair next to Doug and dropped into it. "Well," he said, "the music sucks."
"Desmond," welcomed Doug, rousing out of his pissy mood.
Monkey-suited Dez looked bleary behind his trademark rims. Jem had been treating the rest of the wedding party to rounds of Car Bombs: a half-pint of Guinness with a shot of Baileys and Jameson dropped in.
The girl Dez had brought with him, Denise or Patrice or something, a thin-faced but flabby-armed 411 operator, rose from her seat across the dance floor and started toward the bathroom. Doug said, "You left her alone over there."
"Because she won't mix! She doesn't know anybody, and this group-- how can you introduce outsiders? And fucking Jem-- thinks he's funny, working 'bat wings' into the conversation, like she doesn't already know she has heavy arms. Asshole." Dez wrapped himself in the flaps of his tuxedo jacket like a cold boy inside a black blanket. "It's my own fault for trying to bring someone. I see
you
came stag."
Doug shrugged and sat back. He tried to imagine himself there with Claire-- huddled together at the rear of the room, happily making fun of other people.
"Smarter than I am anyway," said Dez. "She's miserable, I'm miserable. I already called her a cab."
Doug said, "Here comes the happy couple."
"Yeah, how about that dress?"
"Nice. If you like mosquito netting."
"I was talking about the neckline, the lack thereof."
Joanie was the type of girl who never missed a chance to show off the twins. "She's sturdy," Doug said, "and this is her big day."
She bustled over and Doug stood for a kiss, going cheek to cheek against her red-veined rosacea and getting a generous chest press for his trouble. One or two beers in, Joanie was always good for a ten-dollar hello. He received a chin squeeze on top of that, as thanks for being Nicky's godfather.
"Joanie, I don't know," said Doug, nodding over at the cake-smeared kid. "I'm not sure that baptism took. Little freckle's still got the devil in him."
She pretended to smack him, then put Dez on the receiving end of another friendly tit rub. "Great dress," he said, fixing his glasses as though they were steamed. "Lots of fluff on there."
"Itches like a fuckin' disease," she confided, scanning the room as she shimmied up the twins before taking another swallow and hustling on. "Don't you guys lose those jackets or wander off nowheres. Pictures in a little while."
Gloansy stepped up in her place, rapping fists, looking foggy and dazed. "Fuckin' shoot me now," he said.
Doug said, "She mentioned pictures."
"I know, I know. But it's her wedding, man. I'm already ducking out on my own honeymoon, ain't I? Your wife gonna let you do that?"
Dez set him straight. "Elisabeth Shue will have absolutely no say in the matter."
Doug said, "Okay, Dez is blotto, but you better not be. Where's Jem?"
"Fuck knows. Lighting fires somewhere."
"Try to keep him cool too, all right?"
Doug smacked fists with Gloansy and watched him slink away after his wife. He never liked that Joanie knew about their exploits-- assuming she knew at least as much as Krista learned from Jem, which was much too much. Doug never understood that, telling your girlfriend, your wife, your Irish twin. At times he wondered how much his mother must have known-- how much had been enough for her to leave. This was another reason they were so tough on outsiders. Heisting was the sort of thing you had to be born into.
Dez said, "I better go check on Patrice," and started toward the doors, walking chair back to chair back. Doug sat down again and watched an old couple dancing alone out on the parquet floor, cheek to cheek, the photographer shadowing them, flashing away. The shutterbug wore a cheap magician's tux, his gold hair slicked back, something iffy about him in general. He was also the videographer, whose prying lens Doug had spent half the afternoon avoiding.
"This seat taken?"
Another prying lens he had been avoiding. Krista sat down and Doug focused on the clumsy dancers, clapping politely when the swing tune ended.
She sipped her soda water lime, making certain he saw her do so. "Any idea why Dez's date is crying in the bathroom?"
Doug shook his head. "I don't think she feels welcome."
"You haven't said anything about my dress."
"It's nice," he said, not having looked at her since she sat down. He was in a cruel mood. That usually warned people away, but not Krista.
"They say it's good luck at a wedding if a bridesmaid and a groomsman hook up."
A new tune started quietly, the annoying DJ saying something about a special request. "Well, your girl Joanie needs all the good luck she can get."
She toasted that, drinking again, then leaning closer. "You know, I don't think we ever did it straight. Sober, I mean. Think about it. Even once, all those years, I don't think we just looked each other in the eye and went at it."
He heard, from the direction of the bar, voices cheering his name now and saw bottles and pint glasses going up in salute. He recognized the song then, "With or Without You," the tune Doug had sung at Dearden's wedding.
More cheers and catcalls followed, and Doug nodded through his anger, glowering at the crumbs and gravy stains on the tablecloth.
Krista touched his elbow with hers. "Dance with me?"
"I don't think I'm in a dancing mood."
"It's a slow one. I bet I could change your mood. We don't even have to
dance
dance, just stand together."
He looked up halfway, saw a few couples out there moving slow. He felt sluggish, like a candle burning down, the flame winking out.
She laid her hand over his, rubbing the raised veins there. "You know you sang this song to me?"
She turned his hand over, revealing its softer palm, nestling hers inside. Doug went blank for a while, determinedly so, until her hand slipped away again. She sat back.
"Maybe I should ask Dez then."
Doug shrugged, feeling snuffed out. "Maybe you should."
Dez was cutting back across the room now, as though summoned by the music. He smiled their way, then in response to some motion of Krista's, pointed to his own ruffled chest and changed course, heading over.
"Hey," he said, checking Doug, uncertain of what he was stepping into.
"She leave?" asked Krista.
"Yep," Dez sighed. "She's gone."
Krista swung her legs out from beneath the table, the dress falling off them. "Doug won't dance with me. I need to dance."
It took Dez a moment to realize he was being asked. He checked Doug to see if it was okay. All Doug did was drink his drink.
"Don't look at him like he's your boss," she said, getting to her feet. "If you want to dance with me, take me out there."
"Sure," said Dez, emboldened, seizing her offered hand. She finished her drink, pointedly setting the empty glass back down next to Doug's. He was certain she had a look for him as she started away, but Doug wouldn't give her the satisfaction of a glance. This was what happened when people break up but don't leave each other, he thought. Scars itch and get picked at. Scabs form but never heal.
Jem came up along the edge of the dance floor-- he the solar center of this never-leaving, the rest of them spinning in his orbit of nostalgia, his scarred-knuckle sentimentality, his bullying and unweaned devotion to the old ways of the Town. He was jacketless, half his shirttail hanging out, a High Life tangled in his fingers. Psycho glee in his face, white fire in his eyes. "Hey, to the bar. Toast to Gloansy."
Dez and Krista hadn't gotten far, and Doug saw Dez let go of her hand. "You already made your toast," said Doug.
"That was for the corpses here, you know." He came around and pulled Doug's underarm, lifting him out of the chair, Doug smelling adrenaline on him as they moved. "How we lookin', huh? Everything cool?"
"Everything's cool."
"I got the pieces, I got the vests." He was close, talking in Doug's ear as he pulled him along. "Got jumpsuits from this air-conditioning repair company outta Arlington-- fucking perfect."
"We got a lot of work to do tonight. Cutting the fence, finding a truck to boost. Said you'd go easy, right?"
"Ah, sleep-- fuck needs it?"
Alarming, the blue-white snap in Jem's naturally fucked-up eyes. It was raining outside, but there was no mist in Jem's penny-brown hair. "Where you been? What you been doing?"
The grin. "It's a party, man. Great occasion." He pointed out the World War II medals under glass behind the bar. "Ever tell you my gramps was a war hero?"
"Only every time you drink Car Bombs."
The laugh. "Hey-- am I fuckin' crazy, or what the hell was the Monsignor doing holding my sister's hand?"
The others assembled around Gloansy now, the commotion drawing in more guests and even a few ladies. "Just cool it," said Doug, "all right?"
Jem snarled a laugh-- then broke from Doug's side to rush up on Gloansy, fist cocked, following through with a fake sucker punch in slow, hard motion. Gloansy's head snapped back, his toad lips spraying beer over their audience, with Jem's cackle leading the dowsed guys' laughter, the routine succeeding in scattering all the ladies except Krista. She remained close to Dez, trying to throw Doug looks.
"Here we go," said Jem, parting the group, revealing a cluster of a dozen or so High Life longnecks, uncapped and waiting.
They went fast in the confusion, passed around like rifles during an ambush. Doug found one in his hand, cold and smooth. Jem said into his ear, "Gloansy's big day, don't be a fag."
Doug looked at the bottle in his hand, its grip familiar and icily sure. He missed most of the ribald toast, the bottle sweating cold into his hand-- Jem saying something to the effect that while marriage and fatherhood were known to change a man, he was confident that Gloansy would always remain faithfully, resolutely, 100 percent gay. It ended with another explosion of drunken laughter and the old Irish salute:
Here's how
.
Doug's bottle got clinked hard by Jem, who then turned his up to the ceiling and opened his throat to drain it at a swallow. Every bottle went up and empty around him.
Doug's life now: a drink he couldn't swallow; a fortune he couldn't spend; a girl he couldn't date.
It wasn't the thirst that shook loose the first few boulders of the cave-in: it was this self-disgust. This worthlessness. And the feverishness of his friends, the box they had him trapped and suffocating in.
Then the bottle was gone from his hand-- Dez at his elbow, draining Doug's beer with a wet-eyed wink of confederacy. Krista wiped her lips behind him, an empty in her hand. When she was drunk, she wanted to be sober; sober, she wanted to be drunk.
Doug was halfway across School Street outside when Jem's voice turned him around. "Yo!" he heard through the rain, Jem holding the door to the VFW post open at the top of the brick steps. "'S'up? Where you headed?"
"Nowhere," Doug told him, moving on. "That's my problem. See you at midnight."
* * *
THE NAME NEXT TO the doorbell, hand-printed in all capitals, read KEESEY, C. The door opened wide, and her eyes followed suit.
"Hey," Doug said, breathing mist into the rain. "Wanna go for a walk?"
She looked him over, his soaked tuxedo. She was barefoot with rosy pink toenails, wearing loose, maroon shorts and a soft gray T-shirt, warm and dry. She checked the street behind him, as though for an idling limousine. "What are you doing?"
"I was just in the neighborhood."
She stepped aside. "Come in here."
He moved onto her white-tile landing, arms held away from his trunk like sopping branches. "Kick off the shoes," she said, all business, pointing him ahead. "Hang your jacket in the shower."
