Rake's Progress (11 page)

Bartholomew meekly came to stand in front of him.

‘I elect you the captain of this regiment,' said Lord Guy. ‘Miss Jones will summon her housemaids, who will give each child dustpans, brushes, cloths, and bowls of water. When this room is completely cleaned, you will inform Miss Jones of the fact. Do you understand?'

‘Yes, sir,' said Bartholomew with a sycophantic smile.

‘Rainbird,' said Lord Guy, ‘have I missed your performance?'

‘No, my lord. I have not had a chance to get started.'

‘I look forward to seeing it. I suggest you retire belowstairs with Joseph until such time as the room is cleared. Miss Jones, your arm. We will also retire.'

Esther blinked up at him. How odd, she thought, to be able actually to look up at a man.

She allowed him to lead her from the room after stopping to give her butler, Graves – who was found hiding in a corner of the hall – instructions for the maids.

The mothers trailed behind.

Back in the drawing room, Esther waited until the ladies were seated and then asked, rather frostily, ‘To what do I owe the honour of your visit, my lord?'

‘Will you not present me first?' asked Lord Guy, smiling down into her eyes.

‘Oh!' Esther blushed and made the introduction: ‘Lord Guy Carlton – who is presently residing at Number Sixty-seven Clarges Street,' she added maliciously, hoping that the name of that house of ill repute would be enough to wipe the smiles off the faces of the ladies.

But all it did was to make them seem more charmed with him than ever. Slyly they teased him about the ‘goings-on' at that famous party – for the fame of the debauch had spread about the West End. Lord Guy made a moving speech about the bloodiness of war and how it made him behave like any common foot-soldier on leave. They sighed sympathetically and said it was perfectly understandable.

‘I fear my lord is a rake,' said Esther, impatient with all this hero worship.

‘Oh, my dear,' tittered the Countess of Resway, once more patronizing, ‘when you become accustomed to
tonnish
ways, you will find everyone loves a rake!'

‘Alas! They cannot love me,' said Lord Guy, ‘for Miss Jones has reformed me.'

‘I ask you again,' said Esther, colouring, ‘the reason for your visit, my lord.'

‘I had forgotten the time we were to go driving,' said Lord Guy, ‘and called to refresh my memory. But it was five, was it not?'

There was a little silence. Esther was about to say he was lying, she had never made such an arrangement, when she caught a look of naked, venomous jealousy in the countess's eyes.

A very feminine impulse, immediately regretted, made her say, ‘Yes, it was five,' and then she avoided Lord Guy's amused gaze.

Outside the house, Mr Roger fidgeted impatiently.

‘Your cheroots, sir,' said a voice from the pavement.

He looked down and saw Manuel. ‘How the deuce did you know where to find me?' he demanded.

‘I saw milord's carriage leaving just as I was coming back, and I run after it.'

Mr Roger looked at him suspiciously. ‘Does it usually take you several hours to find cheroots, Manuel?'

‘No, sir. But these are the best in London. I go to the City for them.'

Mr Roger had an uneasy feeling that the Spaniard was laughing at him somewhere behind those expressionless eyes of his.

‘Cut along home then,' he said sharply. ‘I'll follow you. I think Lord Guy is going to be engaged for some time.'

Indoors, Esther was covertly studying Lord Guy as he sat, very much at his ease, talking to the ladies. She put down her glass of lemonade and poured herself a glass of champagne instead. She felt the need to fortify herself against the time when the party would be over and she would need to tell Lord Guy she had no intention of going driving with him.

Although she had damned him as a rake and libertine, she had to admit to herself she had found him attractive, but had dismissed that attraction as some inherited flaw from her father which made a man of low morals seem appealing. It came as a shock to see these
tonnish
matrons found him attractive as well. They were beginning to compete quite nastily with each other for his attention, and Esther heaved a sigh of relief when a cleaned and restored Joseph arrived to announce the start of Rainbird's performance.

The children were sitting in rows on the floor, looking chastened and sulky. Lord Guy had cleverly recognized a bully in Bartholomew and knew the unlovely boy would enjoy making them work while doing none of it himself.

The curtains were drawn, and Rainbird stood behind a table at the end of the room with only one oil lamp for illumination.

Chairs for the ladies and Lord Guy were lined up behind the children.

Peter and Amy edged back until they were sitting with their backs to Esther's skirts. ‘Why did you have to find such awful children?' whispered Peter fiercely, who had not enjoyed being bossed about in his own home by Bartholomew.

Esther quelled him with a frown and glanced covertly at the little gold watch pinned to her bosom. Not long to go and then she could get rid of them all.

Rainbird began his show. The bored audience became a mildly appreciative one and finally a rapturous one as Rainbird produced coloured balls from ears, a rabbit out of a three-cornered hat, a pigeon from his coat-tails, and then a string of bright handkerchiefs out of his sleeve. While Rainbird proceeded to juggle two plates, one candlestick, and three balls, Joseph left the room and came back with six pine torches. The lamp was put out, the torches were lit, and Rainbird juggled them until they looked like a ring of fire about him. Even Joseph, who had seen Rainbird perform this trick before in the servants' hall at Clarges Street during the long winter evenings, began to cheer and applaud.

Lord Guy watched bemused.
What a very strange butler
, he thought.
Perhaps all servants are amazingly gifted and we never find out because we look on them as necessary appendages to the household, nothing more.

Rainbird's final trick was to take his threecornered hat and produce gifts for each child out of it, toy soldiers for the boys, and beautifully carved farm animals for the girls.

Nannies and governesses, who had been summoned by their harassed mistresses during the height of the trouble, but had arrived shortly after Lord Guy to find the battle over, stood waiting in the hall, their faces stern. They knew once they got their charges back to the nursery that their rule would once more be absolute. Parents, they thought, were a necessary evil who hardly saw their offspring from one year's end to another and yet, when they did, spoiled them so badly it took several weeks to bring them to heel again.

The children's mothers departed with many protestations of affection for their ‘dear Miss Jones'.

Rainbird, with Joseph's help, was rapidly bundling up his tricks and would soon leave. Peter and Amy had been taken up to the nursery. Esther knew she was going to be left alone with Lord Guy unless she did something about it quickly. Even the usually attentive Miss Fipps had murmured something about needing to lie down after all the excitement and had drifted off.

‘It was all a joke,' she said nervously. ‘Driving . . . us . . . I mean.'

‘On the contrary,' he said, ‘fetch your bonnet and come with me. It will do your social consequence no harm, Miss Jones.'

‘It is not that I am not grateful to you,' said Esther. ‘I am. Very. How is it you really happened to arrive at such an opportune moment?'

‘I happened to be passing and heard the noise. There is no need to thank me. All you have to do is come driving with me.'

‘Very well,' mumbled Esther ungraciously, thinking that a drive would not take very long, and obviously the easiest way to get rid of him was by consenting to go.

An amused smile curling his lips, Lord Guy watched her ascending the stairs. Then he went outside the house and looked about.

Manuel was standing on the pavement.

‘My carriage,' said Lord Guy. ‘If Mr Roger has taken it, find it and get it back. I want my curricle, not the closed carriage.'

‘Very good, my lord.'

Lord Guy went back inside and settled himself to wait.

After half an hour, Esther came downstairs again, wearing a new carriage dress of sapphire-blue merino edged with velvet. She had a jaunty little shako perched on her pomaded red curls.

Lord Guy bowed. ‘You look magnificent,' he said quietly.

‘I am afraid I cannot claim to be intelligent in matters of dress,' said Esther. ‘I have just recently hired a companion, a Miss Fipps, who is extraordinarily clever in choosing modes. Did you meet Miss Fipps today?'

‘Ah, I think I hear my carriage now,' said Lord Guy, ignoring the question.

Lord Guy, once they were outside, sent his coachman away, saying he would drive himself. Manuel remained on the backstrap.

‘No, Manuel,' said Lord Guy. ‘I do not need you
either. Go and help Rainbird carry his things back to Clarges Street.'

While Lord Guy helped Esther into his racing curricle and then climbed in and took the reins, two small faces were pressed against the glass of the nursery window, high above them.

‘He's taller than she is,' said Amy. ‘That's
very
important.'

‘You're always dreaming of carrying Esther's train at her wedding,' scoffed Peter. ‘Look at that servant! He
is
sinister. I swear he is a spy. If only we could unmask him!'

‘Mr Rainbird could unmask him,' said Amy. ‘Mr Rainbird is a magician.'

‘We'll go and talk to him if he has not left,' said Peter. Then his face fell. ‘But I heard Lord Guy tell Manuel to go into the house and help Rainbird.

‘Wait!' hissed Peter. ‘He is not yet going. He is looking after Esther and Lord Guy with a nasty look on his face.'

‘Stoopid. How can you see his face from here? I can only see the top of his head.'

‘The top of his head has a nasty look,' said Peter stubbornly. ‘See! He is not going to help Rainbird. He is walking away. Let's go, Amy, and catch Rainbird before he leaves!'

Rainbird, Joseph, and Angus were gathered in the saloon. ‘I still think you're trying to take my job,' said Esther's butler gloomily. ‘Miss Jones is always sending for you. 'T ain't natural for a lady to entertain a butler to tea.'

‘I don't want your stupid job,' said Rainbird, who was tired. It had taken a stupendous effort of will to let the children rampage about until Lord Guy's arrival. His livery and Joseph's were stained with cream and jam. They had sponged their clothes as best they could, but they both knew it would take an evening's hard work to get the mess out completely.

‘Naebody seems tae appreciate my art,' mourned Angus. ‘Fancy making confections and jellies just for a lot o' bairns to throw about. Michty me! Would ye look at that.'

He pointed to the picture of the famous evangelist above the fireplace. Some child had painted a moustache on him and also drawn bullets coming out of the end of his pointing finger so that he looked as if he were in the act of shooting himself in the ear.

‘All in a good cause,' said Rainbird. He turned and saw Peter and Amy standing at the door, hand in hand.

‘The only good children in London,' said Rainbird with a smile.

‘We cannot understand,' said Peter, ‘why you let them go on so, Mr Rainbird?'

‘Yes, why didn't you turn them all into frogs?' asked Amy.

‘It wasn't my day for turning people into frogs,' said Rainbird. ‘Joseph, take the other end of this box, and Angus . . .'

‘Oh,
please
, Mr Rainbird,' said Peter, rolling an
anguished eye in Graves' direction, ‘may we help you as well?'

‘Esther won't mind,' pleaded Amy. ‘It's only around the corner.'

From their rolling eyes and grimaces, Rainbird gathered the children wanted to talk to him alone. It would do no harm to take them along.

‘Here,' he said, ‘you can carry this bag of balls, Master Peter. But only as far as Clarges Street, mind! Then one of the maids will take you back.'

‘And who is this?' asked Mrs Middleton, when Peter and Amy appeared in the servants' hall.

‘May I present Master Peter and Miss Amy Jones,' said Rainbird. ‘I am sure they would like some lemonade.'

When the children were seated at the table, Rainbird said, ‘I have a feeling you want to talk to me about something, Master Peter. What is it?'

‘Where is that foreign servant?' asked Peter.

‘Gone out, and good riddance,' said Jenny.

‘Amy and I think he is a spy,' said Peter solemnly.

‘Indeed,' said Rainbird politely. ‘And what makes you think that?'

‘We saw him in the park,' said Peter. ‘He was writing stuff in a book and watching the troops. We crept up on him to see what he was writing but he caught us and shook us and shouted at us. Lord Guy came up then and demanded to see the book. Manuel gave it to him, and Lord Guy glanced at it
and then said it seemed to be all right,
but it was the wrong book!
It was a black book, similar to the one he had been writing in, but the one he gave Lord Guy was shiny and new, and the one he had been writing in was worn.'

‘But he has only to read the newspapers for descriptions of numbers and regiments,' said Rainbird.

‘That's what Lord Guy said,' said Peter, disappointed.

‘That's funny,' said Lizzie shyly. ‘I did not tell you, Mr Rainbird, but the first time I met Miss Jones when she was in Kensington Gardens with the children, I saw Manuel, just as I was leaving. He was watching the troops and writing in a book.'

‘I said he was a spy then,' said Peter gloomily, ‘but Esther also said he could just read the newspapers.'

‘Aye, well, maybe that's why there was a hole cut out of the newspaper the other day,' put in Angus.