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“I kid.” Vitaly smiled, revealing a mouthful of teeth that glowed ominously in the black light cast by the fungus clinging to the cave walls. “Wendy, which tunnel do we take?”

Wendy shut her eyes and reached out with one hand toward the tunnels. As she did, a fucking harpoon exploded from the depths of the cave furthest to the left, spearing Vitaly through the chest and hauling him backward into the darkness.

 

Chapter 8

Without thinking, I sprinted after the big Russian. As I stepped into the yawning maw of the cave, I was suddenly blinded by flashes of color springing from the disco ball overhead. A smear of blood on the floor led from where I stood to Vitaly like a macabre snail trail.

The big Russian was only a few feet away, but the distance between us was increasing by the second. Just below the disco ball stood a thing that sort of looked like a cross between Disco Stu from the Simpsons and Davy Jones from The Pirates of the Caribbean movies in that he was wearing a disco suit and had the head of a squid.

“Alright, Disco Squid, drop him,” I said, getting ready to pump him full of Hellfire.

The creature ignored me as it hauled backward on an invisible rope with his rhinestone-glove-covered hands. With every tug, Vitaly skidded across the dance floor beneath our feet because, of course, Hell would be filled with bad seventies' music.

Disco beats pulsated through the air, slamming into my senses in a way I couldn’t explain because it was unlike anything I’d ever felt before. It wasn’t just the bass crashing into my eardrums. No, I could taste the music like raspberry cream and chocolate, feel it like silk brushed over my skin. And you know what? Disco still sucked.

I stood there like an idiot while the big Russian tried to tear the harpoon from his chest, but every time he managed to grip the weapon, his hands slipped off the golden-edged blade like they were covered in butter.

“Put him down!” I cried, trying to raise my voice over the din. I took a step forward, and as I did, I slipped on the slick dance floor and crashed onto my back. Little tweety birds danced around my head as the Disco-dancing Cthulhu grinned.

“Or what?” it croaked in a voice that was like a blast of lightning across my brain. My teeth clenched as I gripped my temples in my hands, trying to resist the fading sound of his voice. Hot, sticky blood leaked from my nose and ears as I tried vainly to crawl to my feet. It wasn’t going well.

“Or I’ll shoot you,” Jenna said, appearing next to me and pointing her Baby Eagle at the creature. She let off a couple quick shots that smashed into Disco Squid’s face in an explosion of black ink that threw the creature onto its back. All at once, the music stopped with that “rrrip” sound of a record getting scratched.

“Whoops, guess I forgot to give you a chance to counter offer.” Jenna’s voice was loud in the suddenly empty space, reminding me of the times you just happened to be talking smack about someone right as the room got eerily quiet.

As she stalked toward the creature and calmly emptied her gun into its body, I wiped the blood from my nose with the back of my blackened hand and stared up at her in disbelief. The smell of whatever passed for blood in its body was like raw seafood, and with each bullet she put into it, the smell grew stronger.

“We need to hurry,” Jenna said, glancing at me and Vitaly while reloading her gun with such practiced ease she’d had to have done it a million times before. “Bullets won’t keep him down for long.”

“How’d you get a gun past security?” I asked as Vitaly finally succeeded in grabbing the buttery harpoon. He jerked it free in a spray of gore and buried the weapon in Disco Squid’s chest while cursing loudly in Russian. I wasn’t sure what he’d said exactly, but the way he said it sounded cool. Maybe when this was over, I could get him to teach me a few words.

“I have my ways,” Jenna said, moving past us and heading out of the corridor. “Come on, Wendy said it’s the one in the middle. Every second we waste here is a second Beleth might find us. Since she can stop time, I’d rather that not happen.”

I followed along while Vitaly bitched and moaned about the state of his suit. I sort of felt bad for the guy. This was the second expensive suit he’d ruined today. If this kept up, Vassago was going to be out a fortune in custom tailoring. Good, the bastard deserved it.

As we stepped back into the main cavern, the disco dance floor behind the cave vanished behind a shroud of darkness. Well, that was a neat trick. What was behind the other tunnels? Was one filled with hand-rolled cigars and whiskey?

“I’m guessing that if Beleth doesn’t know we’re here, she will soon,” I said as Jenna and Wendy disappeared down the middle cavern. “I mean, we’re not exactly being discreet.”

Instead of responding, Vitaly shrugged in a way that didn’t make me feel entirely comfortable and disappeared through the middle cavern, leaving me alone in the suburbs of Hell.

“Well, thanks for waiting,” I grumbled and followed behind them. As I stepped through the darkness, I found myself staring at what looked like an abandoned warehouse for a toyshop. I guess no cigars were in my future.

Vats of dried paint and solidified glue stood off to the left side of the room, while a conveyor belt covered by half-finished Barbie dolls stood idle and unused in the center. Cobwebs clung to nearly every surface, and the ground, where it wasn’t marred by my compatriots’ footprints, was covered in at least an inch of dust.

“Guess you weren’t kidding when you said this entrance was abandoned,” I said as I approached the others. They’d all stopped moving, which seemed odd because the door was only a few hundred feet away and surprisingly well lit.

“Oh, it’s not abandoned,” whispered a voice in my ear that made the hair on the back of my neck stand straight up and my belly fill with icy fear. “It’s just cheaper to build toys in China rather than in Hell, so I relocated my workforce accordingly.”

I whirled, and as I did, something struck me across the chest like a wrecking ball. My ribs screamed in agony as I flew through the air. I smacked into the ground so hard the breath whooshed from my lungs like a thousand razor blades. As I lay there, trying to figure out what was going on, a fucking winged tyrannosaurus with a top hat and cybernetic arms smiled toothily at me.

“Are you being serious right now?” I screamed at the top of my lungs as the twenty-foot tall tyrannosaur took an ominous step forward. The ground beneath its foot cracked, splintering outward and filling the room with purple light.

“I’m pretty serious about eating you,” the tyrannosaur replied, flexing his massive metallic arms like he was Hulk Hogan. “Because I think you look rather tasty.”

As I scrambled to my feet in an effort to get the fuck out of Dodge, I realized I had a slight problem. None of my companions were moving even slightly. I wasn’t sure why, but it meant one thing. I had to save them!

“Ignis!” I cried, flinging a massive handful of Hellfire at the creature as it lunged at me, dagger-filled jaws wide. My fireball smacked it dead in the center of its gaping maw, and for a moment, nothing happened. Then the blast exploded out the back of its neck, filling the air with the smell of fresh barbeque. The creature’s eyes widened in sudden shock as it collapsed to the ground in front of me with a thud.

I raised my hand, intent to finish it off with another fireball when it burst into a cloud of purple smoke. As I stood there watching the cloud in disbelief, a darkened form took shape within. I’m not sure why, but something told me it wasn’t going to be friendly.

“If you’ve just changed into a raptor, I’m going to be pissed,” I said, pointing my right palm at the cloud and calling upon my magic. “Because I’ll be honest, I’m not a huge fan of raptors.”

“Not a raptor, no,” said the voice from within as it stepped from the cloud.

A purple-skinned woman with a body straight out of a porn video stood before me. She was busty and thin and curvy and everything I ever wanted all at once. As she brought her hands together in a slow clap that caused her breasts to bounce, I realized her body was changing, bending itself to fit my each and every desire.

A wave of desire slammed into me, and I wobbled backward under the force of it. The urge to rush forward and gather her up in my arms was so overwhelming, I couldn’t even think past it. I started toward her, my hands reaching out toward her supple body.

Her full lips curled into a bemused smile as she shook out her long raven-black hair and curled her index finger toward herself. I had to hold her, had to have my way with her, only, only something about it was wrong. Why was it wrong? How could it be wrong?

Confusion settled over me, chasing back the desire threatening to drown me as I took a step toward her. I shook my head, trying to think past the need to throw her down and have my way with her. Something caught my eye. My gaze drifted toward it, settling on the mass of black leather beside my feet. It seemed familiar.

I reached out for it, and as I touched it, I realized I was holding my trench coat. Had I taken it off? I didn’t remember doing so. I ought to remember taking it off. My hands clenched around the fabric. Something was wrong. I just wasn’t sure what it was.

“What’s going on?” The question came out of my mouth in a strangled cry.

As I stared at the trench coat, the woman moved closer. Lust and heat wafted off of her in waves that made my knees shake and my insides twist with need. Something about her seemed wrong, but I had no idea what it was.

“Nothing is wrong,” she cooed, and her words were like a warm tongue on my ear lobe, like fingernails running over my naked flesh. “Come to me, Mac Brennan.” Her lavender eyes sparkled as she spread her arms wide, revealing her full breasts to my eyes.

My trench coat fell from my hand, and I staggered toward her. The sight of her standing there naked and ready filled up everything inside me to near bursting. Before I knew what I was doing, I’d stripped off my shirt and tie. As they hit the ground, my hand went to my pants. I unclasped them as quickly as I could while stumbling forward, and as they fell around my ankles, I tripped over them.

I landed hard enough for the sound of flesh on concrete to fill my ears, but I didn’t feel it. Not even a little. I ought to have felt it, but I just didn’t. That seemed off. I’d always felt things like that before. It wasn’t like I could shrug off horrible bodily injury like Ricky could.

My breath caught in my throat. I stopped mid-crawl, my clothing discarded behind me like a drunken snail trail. Ricky. As her name filled my brain, something in my stomach twisted and turned. Bile rose on my throat. Ricky wouldn’t like this. I knew she wouldn’t like my frantic need to take this woman. The only thing was, I couldn’t figure out why. It seemed like the most natural thing in the world.

The woman knelt in front of me and reached one slender hand out. As her black-nailed finger touched my cheek, a flare of silver fire exploded from my skin. It burned like a thousand suns, and I screamed in pain. The woman drew her finger back as flames danced across her perfect skin. She glanced at her still burning finger and inhaled, her nostrils flaring wide. The fire died.

“Interesting,” she said, eyeing me coolly. “I shall enjoy this more knowing you are in love.” She licked her lips, dragging her tongue across them one sensual millimeter at a time. “So much more.”

“No,” I cried, and as the word left my mouth, a sense of what was going on brushed across my brain. This thing was trying to seduce me. I didn’t know why, but it was, and that couldn’t stand. After all, I was Mac fucking Brennan, and I didn’t get mind-fucked by monsters, let alone actually bent over and fucked.

My tattoos flared to life as I gritted my teeth and fought with everything I had to throw off her wiles. As I started to resist, her power washed over me, smothering me, drowning me. It was like I was a burning matchstick in a howling tornado. I shut my eyes, and in an effort to resist, I imaged myself surrounded by walls a thousand miles high.

I poured every ounce of my willpower into thickening my mental walls, but as soon as I envisioned them, cracks fractured the ground beneath my feet. The smell of lilacs filled my nose, and I called on the demon who had given me my power.

“Help, please!” I cried, but even as I did, I couldn’t find her. I was sure she was out there somewhere, but try as I might, I couldn’t reach beyond my crumbling panic room. “Please…”

“I always get what I want,” the purple woman said as her hand burst through the wall in front of me and grabbed me by the throat.

“No,” I said, reaching up to grab her, and as I did, the power faded from my tattoos, so they looked like nothing more than gaudy decoration.

“The more you fight, the more you struggle, the more I want you.” Her voice washed over my skin like warm massage oil and promises of things to come. “And I always get what I want. Always.”

 

Chapter 9

As my mental walls crumbled to dust around me, I found myself lying flat on my back in the middle of the dusty warehouse in my smiley face boxers. The weird thing was, even though my clothing was strewn around me, my situation
felt
perfectly natural. The purple woman stood over me, naked and perfect as the day is long. Her hair fell over her back like a crashing wave as she knelt down so the sweet touch of her body was only centimeters from mine.

As a coy grin melted across her pouty lips, she trailed one hand down from between her breasts, along her taut stomach, and finally down between her legs. She licked her lips and stared down into my eyes.

A thousand erotic thoughts ripped roughshod through my brain, filling me with visions of myself taking her in every way conceivable. The images morphed, becoming wilder by the second. In my mind, there were two of her, then three, then a dozen perfect, supple bodies caressing every inch of me, beckoning me to do whatever I wanted to them. They moved sensually around me like my very own harem.

Harem. The word struck me like a cold shower. I hadn’t liked when women were in harems. Hell, as far as I knew, I’d never desired to be more than a one girl kind of guy. So why was I thinking of harems? That didn’t seem like me. After all, I’d rescued someone from such a place. Someone important.

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