Sharpe's Havoc (22 page)

“Broken,” Vuillard repeated the word. He was rather in awe of Christopher’s
sangfroid.

“The stupid girl resisted me,” Christopher explained, “she put up a fight, so I taught her
who is master. Every woman needs to be taught that.”

“Even a wife?”

“Especially a wife,” Christopher said, “though the process might be slower. You don’t
break a good mare quickly, but take your time. But this one”-he jerked his head toward
Maria-”this one needed a damned fast whipping. I don’t mind if she resents me, but one doesn’t
want a wife to be soured by resentment.”

Maria was not the only one with a bruised face. Major Dulong had a black mark across the
bridge of his nose and a scowl just as dark. He had reached the watchtower before the British
and Portuguese troops, but with a smaller group of men and then he had been surprised by the
ferocity with which the enemy had attacked him. “Let me go back, mon General,” he pleaded
with Vuillard.

“Of course, Dulong, of course.” Vuillard did not blame the voltigeur officer for the
night’s only failure. It seemed that the British and Portuguese troops, whom everyone had
expected to find in the Quinta’s stables, had decided to go south and thus had been halfway
to the watch-tower when the attack began. But Major Dulong was not accustomed to failure
and the repulse on the hilltop had hurt his pride. “Of course you can go back,” the Brigadier
reassured him, “but not straightaway. I think we shall let les belles filles have their wicked
way with them first, yes?”

“Les belles filles?” Christopher asked, wondering why on earth Vuillard would send girls
up to the watchtower.

“The Emperor’s name for his cannon,” Vuillard explained. “Les belles filles. There’s a
battery at Valengo and they must have a brace of howitzers. I’m sure the gunners will be
pleased to lend us their toys, aren’t you? A day of target practice and those idiots on the
hill will be as broken as your redhead.” The Brigadier watched as the girls brought out the
food. “I shall look at their target after we’ve eaten. Perhaps you will do me the honor of
lending me your telescope?”

“Of course,” Christopher pushed the glass across the table. “But take care of it, my dear
Vuillard. It’s rather precious to me.”

Vuillard examined the brass plate and knew just enough English to decipher its meaning.
“Who is this AW?”

“Sir Arthur Wellesley, of course.”

“And why would he be grateful to you?”

“You couldn’t possibly expect a gentleman to answer a question like that, my dear
Vuillard. It would be boasting. Suffice it to say that I did not merely black his boots.”
Christopher smiled modestly, then helped himself to eggs and bread.

Two hundred dragoons rode the short journey back to Valengo. They escorted an officer
who carried a request for a pair of howitzers, and the officer and the dragoons returned
that same morning.

With one howitzer only. But that, Vuillard was certain, would be enough. The riflemen
were doomed. 

“What you really wanted,” Lieutenant Pelletieu said, “was a mortar.”

“A mortar?” Brigadier General Vuillard was astonished at the Lieutenant’s
self-confidence. “You are telling me what I want?”

“What you want,” Pelletieu said confidently, “is a mortar. It’s a question of
elevation, sir.”

“It is a question, Lieutenant”-Vuillard put a deal of stress on Pelletieu’s lowly
rank-”of pouring death, shit, horror and damnation on those impudent bastards on that
goddamned hilltop.” He pointed to the watchtower. He was standing at the edge of the wood
where he had invited Lieutenant Pelletieu to unlimber his howitzer and start
slaughtering. “Don’t talk to me of elevation! Talk to me of killing.”

“Killing is our business, sir,” the Lieutenant said, quite unmoved by the Brigadier’s
anger, “but I do have to get closer to the impudent bastards.” He was a very young man, so
young that Vuillard wondered whether Pelletieu had even begun to shave. He was also thin as
a whip, so thin that his white breeches, white waistcoat and dark-blue cutaway coat hung on
him like discarded garments draped on a scarecrow. A long skinny neck jutted from the stiff
blue collar, and his long nose supported a pair of thick-lensed spectacles that gave him the
unfortunate appearance of a half-starved fish, but he was a remarkablv self-possessed
fish who now turned to his sergeant. “Two pounds at twelve degrees, don’t you think? But only
if we can get to within three hundred and fifty toise?”

“Toise?” The Brigadier knew gunners used the old unit of measurement, but it meant nothing
to him. “Why the hell don’t you speak French, man?”

“Three hundred and fifty toise? Call that … “ Pelletieu paused and frowned as he did the
mathematics.

“Six hundred and eighty meters,” his Sergeant, as thin, pale and young as Pelletieu, broke
in.

“Six hundred and eighty-two,” Pelletieu said cheerfully.

“Three fifty toise?” the Sergeant mused aloud. “Two-pound charge? Twelve degrees? I think
that will serve, sir.”

“Only just though,” Pelletieu said, then turned back to the Brigadier. “The target’s high,
sir,” he explained.

“I know it’s high,” Vuillard said in a dangerous tone, “it is what we call a hill.”

“And everyone believes howitzers can work miracles on elevated targets,” Pelletieu
went on, disregarding Vuillard’s sarcasm, “but they’re not really designed to be angled
at much more than twelve degrees from the horizontal. Now a mortar, of course, can achieve a
much higher angle, but I suspect the nearest mortar is at Oporto.”

“I just want the bastards dead!” Vuillard growled, then turned back as a memory occurred
to him. “And why not a three-pound charge? The gunners were using three-pound charges at
Austerlitz.” He was tempted to add “before you were born,” but restrained himself.

“Three pounds!” Pelletieu audibly sucked in his breath while his sergeant rolled his eyes
at the Brigadier’s display of ignorance. “She’s a Nantes barrel, sir,” Pelletieu added in
gnomic explanation as he patted the howitzer. “She was made in the dark ages, sir, before
the revolution, and she was horribly cast. Her partner blew up three weeks ago, sir, and
killed two of the crew. There was an air bubble in the metal, just horrible casting. She’s
not safe beyond two pounds, sir, just not safe.”

Howitzers were usually deployed in pairs, but the explosion three weeks before had left
Pelletieu’s the sole howitzer in his battery. It was a strange-looking weapon that
resembled a toy gun incongruously perched on a full-scale carriage. The barrel, just
twenty-eight inches long, was mounted between wheels that were the height of a man, but the
small weapon was capable of doing what other field guns could not achieve: it could fire in a
high arc. Field guns were rarely elevated more than a degree or two and their round shot flew
in a flat trajectory, but the howitzer tossed its shells up high so that they plunged down
onto the enemy. The guns were designed to fire over defensive walls, or above the heads of
friendly infantry, and because a lobbed missile came to a swift stop when it landed, the
howitzers did not fire solid round shot. An ordinary field gun, firing solid shot, could
depend on the missile to bounce and keep on bouncing, and even after the fourth or fifth
graze, as the gunners called each bounce, the round shot could still maim or kill, but a round
shot tossed into the air was likely to bury itself in the turf and do no subsequent damage.
So the howitzers fired shells that were fused to explode when the missile landed.

“Forty-nine times two, sir, seeing as how we have the caisson for the other howitzer as
well,” Pelletieu said when Vuillard asked him how many shells his gun possessed.
“Ninety-eight shells, sir, and twenty-two canister. Twice the usual rations!”

“Forget the canister,” Vuillard ordered. Canister, which spread from a gun’s barrel
like duck shot, was for use against troops in the open, not for infantry concealed amongst
rocks. “Drop the shells on the bastards and we’ll send for more ammunition if you need it.
Which you won’t,” he added malevolently, “because you’re going to kill the bastards, aren’t
you?”

“That’s what we’re here for,” Pelletieu said happily, “and with respect, sir, we won’t
make widows by standing here talking. I’d best find a place to deploy her, sir. Sergeant!
Shovels!”

“Shovels?” Vuillard asked.

“We have to level the ground, sir,” Pelletieu said, “because God didn’t think of gunners
when He made the world. He made too many lumps and not enough smooth spots. But we’re very good
at improving His handiwork, sir.” He led his men toward the hill in search of a place that
could be leveled.

Colonel Christopher had been inspecting the howitzer, but now nodded at Pelletieu’s
receding back. “Sending schoolboys to fight our wars?”

“He seems to know his business,” Vuillard admitted grudgingly. “Did your servant turn
up?”

“Bloody man’s gone missing. Had to shave myself!”

“Shave yourself, eh?” Vuillard observed with amusement. “Life is hard, Colonel, life is
sometimes so very hard.”

And soon, he thought, it would be murderous for the fugitives on the hill.

At dawn, a wet dawn with clouds scudding away southeast and a wind still gusting about the
ragged summit, Dodd had spotted the fugitives halfway down the hill’s northern slope. They
were crouching in the rocks, evidently hiding from the French picquets who lined the edge of
the wood. There were seven, all men. Six had been survivors from Manuel Lopes’s band and the
seventh was Luis, Christopher’s servant.

“It is the Colonel,” he had told Sharpe.

“What is?”

“Colonel Christopher. He is down there. He brought them here, he told them you were
here!”

Sharpe stared down toward the village where a black smear showed where the church had stood.
“He’s a bastard,” he said quietly, but he was not surprised. Not now. He only blamed
himself for being so slow to see that Christopher was a traitor. He questioned Luis further
and the servant told him about the journey south to meet General Cradock, about the dinner
party in Oporto where a French general had been the guest of honor, and how Christopher
sometimes wore an enemy uniform, but Luis honestly admitted he did not know what webs the
Colonel spun. He did know that Christopher possessed Sharpe’s good telescope and Luis had
managed to steal the Colonel’s old telescope, which he presented to Sharpe with a triumphant
flourish. “I am sorry it is not your own, senhor, but the Colonel keeps that one in his tail
pocket. I fight for you now,” Luis said proudly.

“Have you ever fought?” Sharpe asked.

“A man can learn,” Luis said, “and there is no one better than a barber for slitting
throats. I used to think about that when I shaved my customers. How easy it would be to cut. I
never did, of course,” he added hastily in case Sharpe thought he was a murderer.

“I think I’ll go on shaving myself,” Sharpe said with a smile.

So Vicente gave Luis one of the captured French muskets and a cartridge box of
ammunition and the barber joined the other soldiers among the redoubts that barricaded
the hilltop. Lopes’s men were sworn in as loyal Portuguese soldiers and when one said he
would rather take his chances on escape and join the partisan groups to the north Sergeant
Macedo used his fists to force the oath on him. “He’s a good lad, that Sergeant,” Harper said
approvingly.

The damp lifted. The sodden flanks of the hill steamed in the morning sun, but that haze
vanished as the morning became hotter. There were dragoons all about the hog-backed hill
now. They patrolled the valleys on either side, had another strong picquet to the south and
dismounted men watching from the wood’s edge. Sharpe, seeing the dragoons tighten their
noose, knew that if he and his men tried to escape they would become meat for the horsemen.
Harper, his broad face glistening with sweat, gazed down at the cavalry. “There’s something
I’ve noticed, sir,” he said, “ever since we joined up with you in Spain.”

“What’s that?”

“That we’re always outnumbered and surrounded.”

Sharpe had been listening, not to Harper, but to the day itself. “Notice anything?” he
asked.

“That we’re surrounded and outnumbered, sir?”

“No.” Sharpe paused to listen again, then frowned. “Wind’s in the east, isn’t it?”

“More or less.”

“No sound of gunfire, Pat.”

Harper listened. “Good God and you’re right, sir.”

Vicente had noticed the same thing and came to the watchtower where Sharpe had set up his
command post. “There’s no noise from Amarante,” the Portuguese Lieutenant said
unhappily.

“So they’ve finished fighting there,” Harper commented.

Vicente made the sign of the cross which was admission enough that he suspected the
Portuguese army that had been holding the bridge over the Tamega had been defeated.

“We don’t know what’s happening,” Sharpe said, trying to cheer Vicente up, but in truth
that admission was almost as depressing as the thought that Amarante had fallen. So long
as the distant thunder of the guns had sounded from the east then so long had they known there
were still forces fighting the French, had known that the war itself was continuing and that
there was hope that one day they could rejoin some friendly forces, but the morning’s silence
was ominous. And if the Portuguese were gone from Amarante, then what of the British in
Coimbra and Lisbon? Were they boarding ships in the broad mouth of the Tagus, ready to be
convoyed home? Sir John Moore’s army had been chased out of Spain, so was the smaller British
force in Lisbon now scuttling away? Sharpe felt a sudden and horrid fear that he was the last
British officer in northern Portugal and the last morsel to be devoured by an insatiable
enemy. “It doesn’t mean anything,” he lied, seeing the same fear of being stranded on his
companions’ faces. “Sir Arthur Wellesley’s coming.”

“We hope,” Harper said.

“Is he good?” Vicente asked.