Sleepover Girls Go Gymtastic! (3 page)

“I don’t know,” Rosie shook her head. “She was like that all the time in the class. She wasn’t paying any attention at all.”

“Yeah,” Lyndz whispered, as we crept into the lounge. “I thought Mrs Weaver was really going to lose her rag at one point. It’s like she’s on another planet. Planet Gymtastic!”

“Planet TV Star more like,” Frankie moaned. “That’s all she went on about today. It’s like everything else has just gone out of the window. And that’s really weird because until you told us about that competition, Kenny, she’d been driving us all crazy by stressing so much about the SATs.”

“Yeah, you’re right,” I agreed. “But now it’s like she’s forgotten all about them.”

“Maybe she’ll be OK once we’ve started practising,” Lyndz suggested. “You know, maybe it’s something she needs to get out of her system.”

“Hey guys, shouldn’t we be getting on with planning our routine?” asked Fliss, sticking her head round the door. “I mean, I know what
I’m
going to do for my bit, but we’ve got to get the rest of you looking decent as well, haven’t we?”

We all burst out laughing and chased her into the garden.

Now when Lyndz had said that she was useless at gymnastics, she wasn’t joking. You know when babies do that thing where they look as though they’re going to do a forward roll, then collapse at the last minute? Well, Lyndz was just like that. And the more Fliss tried to encourage her to do a cartwheel, the funnier it got. First she just ended up doing strange, lopsided little bunny hops. Then she kicked Fliss in the arm as Fliss tried to help Lyndz’s balance. And finally she ended up sprawled on her back in Dad’s compost heap.

“Aw yuck, Lyndz, you stink!” Frankie held her nose.

“Sorry, hic, guys!” Lyndz gulped. “I, hic, told you I wasn’t, hic, any good at this kind of, hic, stuff!”

“You’ll get there Lyndz, it’s just a matter of practice,” Rosie reassured her, as she rubbed Lyndz’s back to get rid of the dreaded hiccups. “Anyway Kenny, why don’t we have a look at your factsheet now? There might be a few suggestions on moves which would be suitable for Lyndz.”

“Good idea, Batman!” I agreed, racing up to my bedroom for the paper.

It did have some really helpful suggestions in it. And it described how in gymnastics the most important thing is the quality of the shapes you make with your body.

“There you go, Lyndz!” I grinned. “You could just stand at the back and make shapes. Like this!” I stood up and spread myself out like a starfish, then crouched down and stuck one arm in the air. The others doubled up in hysterics. Except Fliss.

“I don’t think it means that at all,” she sniffed. “But look, the bit about music is in bold type – that must be important.”

“It says that ‘gymnasts should choose music which enables them to express different emotions. Each move should be in tune with the music, and one move should move seamlessly into another.’ Well, that’s all right then!” I said, pulling a face. “What kind of music ‘expresses different emotions’?”

“It doesn’t, hic, mean classical music, does it?” wondered Lyndz. “I mean that, hic, would just put the icing on it if we had to, hic, prance around to that.”

“They mean show tunes,” Fliss announced smugly. “Gymnasts usually perform routines to songs from big musicals like
Phantom of the Opera
or
Miss Saigon.
Mum’s got loads of CDs from shows, I’m sure she’ll help us to pick some out.”

“No way!” I told her firmly.

The others backed off. They knew what was coming. We were winding up for another Kenny and Fliss showdown.

“You and your mum might like show tunes Fliss, but the rest of us don’t,” I continued. “I couldn’t even recognise a song from Miss Saigon if it bit me on the bottom. And just because other gymnasts use music like that, doesn’t mean that we have to, OK?”

“I was only trying to help!” Fliss said huffily. “I want us to win this competition, that’s all.”

“Well so do I,” I told her. “And that’s why we’re not going to tell our parents about the competition just yet. We’re going to win this by doing things our way, OK?”

“OK,” the others agreed.

But I could see by the look in Fliss’s eyes that things weren’t OK. Far from it. I’d never seen her looking so defiant before. It was almost like she was a different person.

The hairs pricked up on the back of my neck and a shiver crept down my spine. I knew then that this whole competition thing was going to bring us nothing but trouble. What I didn’t know was just how much.

“Fliss has turned into a power-crazed freak!” Frankie flopped down on the lawn next to me. We were at her place after school, practising our gymnastic moves.

“She’s just been having a right go at me because I couldn’t hold my handstand long enough,” Frankie carried on. “I told her that it’s easy for her with her short little legs. Mine are so long it’s like trying to balance two drainpipes up there!”

“What did she say?”

Frankie put on her ‘prim Felicity Proudlove’ voice. “‘You must practise, practise, practise Frankie. I’ve got my work cut out as it is trying to get Lyndz to look half-way decent.’”

We both dissolved into giggles.

“Poor Lyndz!” I chortled.

We both squinted into the distance, where Fliss was demonstrating to Lyndz how she wanted her to kneel, lift and stretch her left leg behind her then move into a forward roll. But every time Lyndz tried to follow her instructions, Fliss found something to complain about.

“No Lyndz, you must keep your leg straight.”

“Tuck your
head
in, Lyndz, that looks so untidy.”

Frankie and I pulled a face at each other.

“Come on, we’d better go and rescue her!”

We raced over to them. Rosie, who had been practising cartwheels and arabesques by herself, came to join us.

“I think we should call it a day, you guys,” I suggested.

Lyndz looked at me gratefully.

“We really must sort out our music, you know,” Fliss sniffed. “How can I choreograph anything until I know what music we’ll be using?”

The rest of us stifled a few splutters.

“You can all come over to mine tomorrow,” Fliss went on, ignoring us. “We’ve got masses of CDs, I’m sure we’ll be able to find something.”

“As long as it’s not a show tune,” I warned her.

I was getting seriously ticked off by the way Fliss was taking over this whole competition thing. Hadn’t it been my idea that we entered it in the first place? And didn’t I have some experience of gymnastics too?

“We’ll see,” Fliss sniffed. “There’s no revision club tomorrow, so you can come straight after school.”

“OK,” we all agreed. But I, for one, wasn’t looking forward to it.

I was looking forward to it even less after Mrs Weaver had broken her news to us in the afternoon.

“I want you to be as prepared as possible for the SATs in a couple of weeks’ time,” she announced, smiling as though she’d just told us that she was taking us to the seaside as a treat. “So the day after tomorrow we’re going to have a mock science test under exam conditions. Now I know you’ve all been working very hard already, but it might be a good idea to put in a little extra revision over the next two nights.”

We all groaned and started pulling faces at each other.

“We have covered all the work,” Mrs Weaver continued. “So this is just a chance to get used to the kinds of questions you will be faced with in the proper tests. All right?”

But everyone was grim-faced and silent.

“I won’t be able to stay long, Fliss,” Lyndz told her as we were walking to Fliss’s house. “I need all the help I can get when it comes to science tests.”

“Yeah, I need to go through all that solar system stuff,” Rosie admitted. “I get kind of muddled up about what orbits what.”

“I guess we all need to revise tonight,” Frankie agreed. “We’ll just come in for half an hour, choose our music, and then get home, OK?”

“I suppose,” Fliss shrugged her shoulders. “I wish we could practise for the gymnastics competition instead. Revision is just
so
boring!”

“Felicity Proudlove! I don’t believe what I just heard,” a voice piped up from Fliss’s garden. We couldn’t see anyone but there was no mistaking that voice. It was Fliss’s mum! And if she’d heard about the gymnastics competition, we were dead!

We trooped into the garden as Mrs Proudlove, who had been playing with her baby twins Joe and Hannah, launched forth.

“You know how important these SATs are, Felicity. Of course you have to revise for them. I know that you’re a clever girl, but you’ve got to get the marks to prove it. I want you to do well, sweetie, but you have to work for it. Now, you girls can stay for a drink and a biscuit, but then I really think you should run along home and start revising too. The SATs are only a few weeks away now, you know.”

“Blimey!” I gasped as we went inside. “What’s your mum like, Fliss? Is she hyper or what?”

“She just wants me to do well, that’s all,” said Fliss defensively, and poured us all a glass of lemonade. I swigged mine down in one and burped loudly.

“Kenny!” Frankie pretended to be shocked.

“It’s only ’cos it was so gassy,” I grinned. “Well, come on then. Let’s get this show on the road!”

We piled into the lounge and began pulling CDs from the carefully organised rack. Fliss was right when she said they had loads. The trouble was, they were all naff.

“Per-lease!” Rosie screeched after we’d listened to some big fat guy singing opera.

“No way!” Lyndz insisted after about a million snippets of classical music.

“Absolutely not!” Frankie and I agreed when Fliss had run through the highlights of her famous show tunes. “There’s got to be something we all like.”

“What about a pop song?” Rosie suggested, and did a handstand whilst trying to sing
Don’t Stop Movin’.

“That’s quite impressive, Rosie,” Frankie admitted. “But somehow I don’t think it’s quite what the judges are looking for. The music has got to suggest a wide range of emotions. Besides, we’ve done our ‘S Club 5’ act in public before, remember!”

We all grinned as we remembered our recent success in the school dance competition.

“We’ll just have to go away and think about it some more,” said Lyndz, getting up and gathering her things together. “I really will have to go home now and get down to some serious revision.”

We all got ready to go.

“But guys, what about the music? You promised!” Fliss whined. “I don’t think any of you are taking this competition seriously at all.”

“’Course we are,” Rosie tried to soothe her. “It’s just that we’ve got this test to get through first.”

By that time we were at the front door, and Andy, Fliss’s stepdad, had just driven up. Music was blaring out of his van, and Mrs Proudlove was going ballistic because she said it was disturbing the twins.

“Rubbish my love,” Andy grinned. “The sooner they get used to a bit of Guns N’ Roses the better. You don’t get more emotion in a song than this.” He cranked up the volume. “Axl Rose used to be my idol, girls,” he shouted across to us. “He even looked good in a skirt!”

“Lovely!” I smiled at him. Then I whispered to the others, “Sounds a bit odd to me.”

But there was something about the music he was playing that really got me. It was quiet and then got louder, swept into this amazing rhythmic section and then slowed down again.

“What is that music anyway?” I asked.

“It’s called
Live and Let Die,
” Andy replied. “Do you want to borrow the CD?”

“Nonsense, of course she doesn’t,” Fliss’s mum complained. “If she wanted any version of this song, you’d want the one by Wings, wouldn’t you Kenny?”

To be honest I had absolutely no idea what she was talking about. I’d never heard of Wings but then I’d never heard of Guns N’ Roses either.

“Hmm,” I said slowly. “Do you think you could play that track again, Andy? From the beginning?”

Mrs Proudlove looked confused. Fliss, Rosie and Lyndz were looking at me as though I’d completely lost the plot too, but Frankie was nodding.

“Yeah, I’d like to hear it again as well.”

“You see, I’ll make you all metal heads yet!” Andy grinned. He flicked the CD back to the start of the track, closed his eyes and started to sing along.