Spent

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Copyright © 2014 by Antonia Crane

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Portions of this book have been previously published in
Black Clock
,
Diverse Voices Quarterly
,
Frequencies
,
Longreads
,
The Moment: Six-Word Memoirs
,
The Rumpus
,
Rumpus Women
,
Slake: Los Angeles
,
The Weeklings
,
The Whistling Fire
, and
Word Riot.

Set in Goudy Old Style
Distributed in the U.S. by Publishers Group West

Publisher's Cataloging-in-Publication data

Crane, Antonia.
Spent : a memoir / by Antonia Crane.
p.cm.
ISBN 978-1940207339

1. Crane, Antonia. 2. Stripteasers—United States—Biography. 3. Mothers and daughters. I. Title.

PN1949.S7 C73 2013
792.7/028/092 —dc23

for Marilyn Rose DeWitt, my mother,
in honor of her strength and beauty

“Never underestimate the fury of a small town girl.”

—Romy Suskin

The events in this book happened and the people exist. However, most names and identifying details have been changed to disguise and protect the individuals involved. Some identifying details have not been changed because the person's identity may be relevant to the story. Businesses, specific locations and other identifying details have been altered to protect everyone involved and certain events may be presented outside of their chronology. Conversations have been excerpted from memory and events have been reconstructed in order to provide the most accurate account of the events or relationships that I have included. Some dialogue is verbatim. I believe memory is strange territory in which time and trauma can cloud accuracy. The events that occurred are constructed from my recollection. My hope is to honor the people and events in this book to the best of my ability while telling my deepest, most accurate emotional truth.

Part 1

“How sexy she is.”

1

I
t was Christmas night,
and Kara and I had a client at The Four Seasons in Beverly Hills—the type of place Britney Spears and Paris Hilton would smear foie gras on rice crackers and get shitfaced on Cristal, only they weren't there. We were. A mirrored elevator dumped us off on the fourth floor, where we were getting paid to meet a pale guy with silver hair and get him off. Kara knocked on the door after checking my teeth for lipstick stains. A tall man with bloodshot eyes ushered us into the suite. His skin hung on him like meat before it's tossed down the garbage disposal. “You're so amazing. Such beautiful souls,” he said. “There's so much love. So much love,” he said. He reached for us with forearms covered in red splotchy patches.
What's wrong with him? Eczema?
I thought, and noticed the fruit bowl piled high with figs and pears. I hadn't eaten. I hadn't even brushed my teeth. I spit out my sugar-free gum, ripped open a fig and bit into the goo.

I hugged him but it was an executive embrace. We barely touched. He said he was an attorney.
Like Dad
, I thought, wriggling out of the air hug to face him. He was a tower of white flesh, covered in tiny scabs. “We're your Christmas presents,” I said.

Before Mom died, her tanned skin stretched away from her bones after all the chemo and radiation. Her strong solid arms shrunk. Her legs, shapely from years of horseback riding, withered away. I wanted to hug her, but it hurt her too much. She'd been in bed for weeks and winced when I reached for her. I could lie beside her, but only if I didn't move. She had a feeding tube in her stomach through a hole in her side. Around the hole were red sores and chafed skin. Sometimes the hole got infected. When that happened, we took trips to the hospital for intravenous antibiotics. The feeding tube was like an alien vacuum cleaner attachment: a thick rubber tube and a sac half-filled with thick, orange, liquid vitamin-syrup that flowed into her. When that sac was almost empty, it beeped like a garbage truck backing up. After the feeding tube, she never ate solids again.

When she was asleep her eyelashes fluttered. That's how I knew she was alive.

When her cancer returned after a brief remission, I started stripping again. I never thought I'd go back, but I always did. This was the fifth time. Girls I knew binged on cupcakes and cocaine when holes were punched through their hearts as the people they loved died; others went shopping. I walked into strip clubs, casinos, and hotels, and offered my body to strangers for money. Not my whole body, just certain parts. It was a relief to be touched by cash—just a few hundred bucks could soothe me. Maybe I'd make my rent. Maybe I'd get killed. What was important was the feel of it.

I was pushing forty and was short on my rent with no prospects. My friend Kara contacted me on Facebook after Pleasures, the strip club where I'd been working, shut down. I remembered her from a party in San Francisco, years ago. She carried a guitar around a room lit up by twinkling red pepper lights strung up the wall and over bookshelves.

As a sex worker, I'd met hundreds of women over the years, and although I don't remember their names, I remember certain songs they always danced to and the smell of cheap peach lotion on their skin. I remember drops of sweat on their spine as they stepped offstage and the way they hastily tied the bow on a pink lacy bra they had worn to death. I remember the way their ribcage moved as they gyrated on laps, a mole on her chin, freckles on her thighs. At that party, I remembered Kara's vacant blue eyes and her soft voice answering “yeah” to any question I asked. I didn't know if she was a sex worker back then, but her roommate was. Kara smoked nervously and had a chip on her right tooth, but grinned wide anyway.
So when I met her at her loft downtown, she chain smoked while I stared at the chip on her right tooth and wondered why she wanted to help me. Her proud smile reminded me of Mom. I talked about my money worries.

“I can help you,” she said. She suggested we put up an add on an escort site for massage. “I'm no massage therapist,” I said. She promised to show me the happy ending ropes. I figured no matter how much porn guys consumed, touch was something computer screens hadn't yet replaced. So, we took cheesy pictures on her phone and uploaded them onto the site.

She texted her regular client Dennis and set up a meeting. He was first in a long line of clients in my hand job life with Kara—our shoulders touched in elevators after she chucked her cigarette into the grass. I smelled smoke on her fingers and chewed my gum fast in tense moments while walking through empty lobbies and hallways looking at numbers, counting in whispers.

My own body went through the motions of sex work while my mom's body shriveled from bile duct cancer.

In those feeding tube days, I dreamed of Mom's voice on the answering machine, saying, “Would you just look at this spaghetti squash? Big as pumpkins and so early!” She spoke until my answering machine cut her off and I jerked awake.

In the beige penthouse suite, I got undressed except for my shoes, bra, and fishnets. Kara liked to be naked. Dennis wrapped his long scaly arms around us. “Such sweet energy,” he said. Grisly black hair covered his chest and sprouted from his ears. We walked over to the California King mattress where he lay on his back, a beached whale in soft sand with his belly up. The white sheets were expensive. “Are you married?” Kara asked. She had her methods with married men. She wanted to teach them to bring their wives to a massive orgasm. It was stuff she learned in a sex cult in Northern California. She crammed a rose quartz crystal in his left palm.

“She passed away two years ago,” he said. He didn't look sad. He closed his eyes, and the soft pillow caved with weight–memory foam. “You're sooo amazing,” he said. His voiced reminded me of soft crying. I wondered if he missed his wife. I felt sorry for him and had an impulse to kiss his neck, scales or no scales.

“Do you mind if I dim these lights?” I asked. I was a stripper first and foremost, so I made a big production out of taking off my clothes. The lighting had to be right. I unfastened my bra, twirled it, and tossed it onto the floor; then I joined Kara, who was on top of him already, with her legs straddling him. I sat behind her.

“You're wearing too many clothes,” she said to me while facing him. Her palms were flat on his chest as she smeared him with coconut oil. That's when I saw his feet. His big toes were rotting off at the tips, the skin like chewed jerky. His arches were flat as skis and the rotten skin spread to his calves. Red bruises traveled up his legs. He had scabs the size of fat ticks on both of his ankles.
Jesus
, I thought.
Leprosy
.

Kara kept the fantasy going. She talked dirty. “I feel like you're inside me,” she said. Her hands were behind her back now, pointing to his junk. This was her signal for me to look at him more closely, which I did. “What's your fantasy?” she asked him. I scooped my hand into the plastic tub of coconut oil and rubbed the grease into the deep wet creases of his stretch-marked, blubbery thighs. I moved my face to his crotch to get the skinny on his condition.

“I'm a kid in art class and my teacher calls me into her office,” he said. “She tells me to take my clothes off. She photographs me. Then she demands I play with myself but I hear girls giggling.” Kara giggled. I moved down to massage his calves, careful to avoid open sores and flaking skin. I saw that his cock had tiny red pustules on it. My slimy hand held it in a firm grip. “Will you suck it?” He asked with his eyes still closed, mouth open, still as death.

“You have some red spots and it looks like…well, genital warts,” I said.

“The doctor says it's just age. Promise,” he said.

“And, I have a blood disease.”

He thinks we're stupid whores
, I think, no longer feeling much sympathy for him: Blood Cancer, Gangrene, Diabetes, HIV. For the clients, it's never just about the boner. They want to tell their secrets to a naked girl who isn't invested in them. Secrets like a preference to be paddled or wanting to be told “Don't move” while a thermometer slides into their asshole. Secrets like popping Vicodin when bosses and wives think they're clean and sober, or being unhappily married and unable to leave because of guilt and children. I hold their secrets while they hold me and call me Tess, Candace, Chelsea, or Nicole. Anonymity is part of the allure for both of us. While our skins slide together, they want to feel desired, they want to get off, and, an hour later, they want me to leave with their money and secrets tucked in my purse.

With the money I imagined buying golf balls for my dad and a Target gift card for my brother, but I knew this money would go towards rent. “A promise isn't enough,” Kara said, forehead to forehead with Dennis. She had a way of saying hard things so they landed like soft bunnies. Out of my mouth the same words would castrate a man.

“Do you have a condom?” he asked, stroking his cock. Only twenty minutes had passed, but it felt like hours. I massaged his balls, and my armpits began to sweat.

“No.” Kara stared at his closed eyes. She was into energy work and the shaman thing. She said I worked too hard and I don't think she was wrong but it was a service job to me. He opened his eyes, ending his trance. “There's more in it for both of you,” he said.

“Double.” Kara gave me a nod. I sprung up and leapt to the bathroom, where there were billion thread count towels and downy robes hanging from the door, petite glass bottles of Evian, and guest soaps worth more than my car.

I wiped my gooey hands on a monogrammed towel then took two types of condoms, one with lube and one without. The best one would be without, because it wouldn't slip or slide off.
Four hundred bucks
, I thought.
Almost half my rent
. I unwrapped it slowly and slid it onto our man. I looked into Kara's blank blue eyes and our tongues met in circles around the latex condom. I tasted the sour plastic of new tires, party balloons, and hospital gloves and wondered if his wife died of the same blood disease that he had, and if they had ever spent Christmas in this hotel.