"Gloria!" Katie said in an excited whisper as she lugged Mason along, then she lowered her voice until it was barely a whisper, "This man says he can see!"
"Oh, thank the Lord…." Gloria hushed. She choked back her tears, wiped her eyes with her hands, and stumbled her way across the galley. She reached out blindly as she drew near, and Mason took one of her hands in his. When she felt the grip, she nearly collapsed. "Oh, thank you, thank you….." she gushed, "Who are you?"
"The name's Mason," he offered vaguely.
"What seat number?"
"Uhhh….10B."
"Scotch, rocks, and a beer, and keep them coming," Gloria managed a weak smile through her tears.
Mason pressed the heel of his hand against his throbbing temple and sighed, "Yeah, that's me."
Katie spoke again. "Mr Mason, we need your assistance if you would be so kind?"
It was phrased as a question, but her tone of voice declared it as an imperative, rather like 'Excuse me, sir, would you mind terribly stemming the flow of blood from my jugular vein?' or 'Begging your pardon, young man, but would you be so kind as to telephone 9-1-1 while I have this heart attack?'.
Mason nodded, but he quickly realized the stupidity of the action and answered aloud.
"I'll do whatever I can," he said honestly.
Gloria lugged him along with her and reached for a phone on the wall with practiced familiarity. She pushed a button, waited a few seconds, and said, "I think we found someone."
She hung up the phone, and a buzz sounded from the door directly opposite. Gloria opened the door, and Mason found himself looking directly into the cockpit. The pilots at the controls half-turned in their seats, though neither one looked directly at this strange intruder standing on the verge of their inner sanctum.
"Hello?" The man on the right said.
"Hello," Mason replied warily.
"Please come in, sir. Thank you, Gloria. Please close the door."
They both did as instructed, and Mason found himself gawking through the large windscreen at a clear night sky and a grid of city lights far below.
"Excuse me, sir," the one of the left spoke up. She was older, and with an air of authority that identified her immediately as the one in charge. "Who are you?"
"Uhh….10B," Mason said awkwardly, "Scotch, rocks, and a beer."
The captain smiled affably.
"I could use that myself right about now, Mr Tenby," she said, and waved him further into the cabin. Before Mason could correct her, she held out her hand, and Mason took it. "Mr Tenby, my name is Katherine. This man beside me is Aaron."
"Hello," the copilot repeated, looking over Mason's shoulder.
"Hello," Mason said again.
"Mr Tenby," the woman looked anxiously at Mason's chest, "can you tell me how many fingers you see?"
She held up three fingers in a boy scout salute. Mason shrugged, "Three, but I don't understand……"
The copilot cut him off.
"Thank God! Mr Tenby, would you come forward please? We could use your help."
"I don't .…." Mason started again, but this time the pilot interrupted.
"Mr Tenby, how did you come to retain your sight?" She asked, then she turned to her copilot before Mason could respond and said, "Maybe we were wrong. Maybe it wasn't the lights. Maybe it was the food, after all. Mr Tenby, did you have dinner during the flight?"
"If you want to call it that. Some kind of chicken, as far as I could make out."
What was wrong with the chicken? Had he been poisoned? Is that what was wrong with everyone? Why was he brought up here? A million thoughts were buzzing through Mason's mind, but feeling a little like he'd been called to the principal's office, he let the others ask the questions.
"What about the lights? Did you see the lights?" This, from the copilot, Aaron.
Huh? Lights?
What
lights?……
"I've been asleep for most of the flight," Mason admitted sheepishly, "Scotch, rocks, beer, and Dramamine."
The pilot laughed aloud, and the copilot leaned across a control panel and hushed, "Katherine, if he was asleep….."
The pilot clicked her tongue to cut off Aaron's words. "Mr Tenby, normally I would caution against such a potent cocktail, but I count us as fortunate that you didn't read the instructions that came with your airsickness pills. It's seems that you are the only person aboard this aircraft not suffering from a temporary loss of sight."
Jesus…..
"We
hope
it's temporary," Aaron corrected her.
Jesus, Mary and Joseph……
The captain slumped in her seat, but her tone remained stalwart. "Yes, we hope. But the fact of the matter is, Mr Tenby, apparently you are the only one aboard who can see."
The full reality of the situation washed over Mason in a wave, and his knees felt suddenly weak.
"You're telling me that you're both blind?" he sighed, and put a hand to his temple.
"I'm afraid so," the captain said frankly.
Back was the vision of a fiery death, and Mason almost chuckled to himself. It was just too perfect. The perfect end to the perfect week. He wondered if Becks would even shed a tear. Then it occurred to him why he had been brought forward, and that new thought unnerved him even more.
"You don't expect
me
to land this plane!?" He fairly barked, stepping nervously backward.
Despite the copilot's ashen face, the man laughed. He actually laughed! The captain joined in, but it was with a stilted little chuckle that was stifled quickly.
"No, Mr Tenby. We have no need of Karen Black at present. This aircraft if fully capable of functioning without our assistance. A state-of-the-art computer is quite handily running every system from the set of the flaps to the flushing of the toilets. We pilots usually spend most of every flight simply monitoring the readouts. Trust me when I say that this aircraft can quite literally fly itself and
land
itself. No, Mr Tenby, thankfully for all of us, this is not the movies."
Mason sighed his relief and retrieved another little bottle of scotch from his pocket. Then stopped. He was on the flight deck of a jumbo jet. Surely, alcohol was forbidden anywhere near the cockpit. But then he quickly realized the ridiculousness of his situation, unscrewed the cap, and downed the liquor in a swallow.
"Smells like scotch," Katherine smiled, "I hope you haven't had enough of those to blur your vision."
Mason sheepishly tucked the empty bottle in his pocket. "Sorry, Captain. Hair of the dog. I have a splitting headache. What is it you need from me?"
"Just your eyes, Mr Tenby," the copilot said ominously.
There's a panel in front of me," the captain spoke over her shoulder and waved him closer to her side, "Right about here, there's an indicator marked A/P. Can you see it?"
"The one with a green bar? Yes, I see it."
Both officers breathed a heavy sigh.
"Excellent," The captain grinned. "You have no idea what a relief that is. We were 99% certain that the autopilot was active, but we couldn't be absolutely certain because neither of can see that stupid twenty cent light."
"You'd think there would be an audio alert," Mason reasoned.
"Or maybe Braille?"
Duh.….. Stupid.…..
"Sorry," Mason offered clumsily.
The copilot ignored the apology and pointed at a vague area of the dash, "Mr Tenby, there's a digital panel right about here. It'll say HDG and then show a series of numbers. Could you tell me those numbers?"
Mason read off the 3 digit number, and the officers conferred. Apparently, the news was good. They had him read off a few more numbers and check that certain switches were set properly, and all the while the captain spoke into her microphone to someone on the ground. The voice came only through the pilots' headphones so Mason couldn't hear what was being said at the other end, but there were relieved smiles all around.
"Thank you, Mr Tenby," Katherine said warmly, "Now, if you'd care to strap yourself into the jump-seat behind you, there's nothing for any of us to do now but wait for this big, beautiful girl to land herself."
"What, that's it?"
Her smile widened. "As I said, this aircraft is state-of-the-art. Sit back and watch the show."
Sure enough, the plane started to descend all on its own. It was a disturbing feeling being at the mercy of a computer, but it was endlessly fascinating as well. With little for anyone to do but go along for the ride, Mason reflected back on something the co-pilot had mentioned.
"You said something about lights?" he said, trying his best to sound casual.
"The lightning, yes," The copilot said, "Didn't you watch it?"
Mason shrugged and shook his head, then gave himself a mental cuff on the back of the head and spoke aloud.
"No, I must have been pas…..uhh……
asleep
by then."
The captain smiled knowingly, but said nothing. Aaron, however, grew quite animated.
"We were in the clouds. It came out of nowhere at 40,000 feet! Most clouds stay well below that altitude, so it was strange to begin with. But here we were, just latching onto the polar jet stream, and suddenly we're lost in an altocumulus billow!"
"Sounds like fun," Mason said sourly.
"Well, for a modern aircraft, storms aren't really an issue. But that lightning was incredible! Great flashes of blues and violets. We could actually smell the ozone!"
"Inside the plane? What did you do, roll down a window?"
Now the captain laughed out loud. With the stress of everything going on, it was a wonderful sound.
"In spite of what you may have heard about modern aircraft recirculating air
ad infinitum
, Mr Tenby, we do actually draw fresh air in from outside. The compressors in the engines divert a continuous stream of fresh air through the packs… ..uh, sorry…. the air conditioners. Typically, the air you breathe in the cabin is a 50/50 mix of fresh and recirculated air. However, it
is
odd for that fresh air to have an odor, I must admit. At 40,000 feet, especially."
"It smelled like ozone….. and something else," the copilot reflected back, looking skyward and rubbing his fingertips together, "It had an almost, I don't know….I guess a sort of
chemical
flavor to it."
The captain laughed again. "You sound like one of those pretentious wine connoisseurs, Aaron," she affected a horribly clichéed British accent, "Woody and smoky, with just a hint of caramel…."
All three of them laughed, and the topic was dropped. Katherine drew Mason's attention back to the control panels, and he called out numbers as they descended; altitude, airspeed, flaps, throttle settings. By the time they were lined up for their final approach, he was even beginning to understand what some of them meant. And all the while, neither officer touched a single control. The captain spoke into her radio almost constantly, and Mason continued to read off numbers aloud, but both officers sat as complacently as if they'd been on a cross-town bus. He expected a flurry of activity as they dropped below a thousand feet and the runway lights lined up in the center of the windshield, but there was none. Katherine and Aaron simply sat calmly and listened as he called off every 10 foot drop in altitude. Only when the wheels came into contact with the tarmac did the captain make a move. She applied her brakes carefully, and eased the throttles back under Mason's careful scrutiny.
And they were down. Just that easily. No muss, no fuss. No burst of flame or fuselage cartwheeling down the runway. The plane stopped in the middle of a runway, and the flashing lights of a dozen emergency vehicles appeared like magic from either side.
"I suppose I'll let someone else park this big, beautiful girl," the captain said, adding jokingly, "I'd hate to scratch the paint."
Both men laughed, and the copilot pulled a silver cross from beneath his collar and kissed it . At last, Mason released his five-point straps and stood up.
"Well, if there's nothing else you need…." he started to say, but Katherine interrupted. She stood awkwardly and maneuvered herself over her seat to face him. She gazed at his chest and stuck out her hand.
"Mr Tenby," she said, "We can't thank you enough."
He took her hand and shook it. The copilot remained seated, but he reached around his seat to extend his hand.
"Indeed, Mr Tenby. Thank you so very much."
Mason shook the man's hand and admitted awkwardly, "The name's Mason, actually."
"Well, Mason," the captain grinned broadly, "I think it's safe to say that you've earned yourself a few free air miles."
He was about to say something about it being a cold day in hell the next time he got on a plane, but he was preempted when the copilot suddenly erupted in a coughing fit. It was violent, convulsive, and it left the man gasping for breath as he sunk back in his chair.
"I don't feel well, Katherine," he managed through a deep rasp, "Maybe the chicken was off after all."