Authors: Christopher Fowler
âI'm three and a half years younger,' said May defensively.
Gillespie ignored him. âHe does lose his place occasionally. He's undergone quite a bit of sensory loss, ears and eyes, but that's natural at his age. Balancing that, he's far more physically and mentally active than most people of similar advanced years. And he never seems to get depressed. Why is that?'
May shrugged. âArthur loves his work.'
Gillespie squinted down at his notes. âI suppose you could say death keeps him alive. Well, there's good news too. His weight is constant, he doesn't have diabetes, he communicates well and says he doesn't suffer mood changes. As far as I can tell, there's no traditional history of Alzheimer's or dementia in his family. He's had a brain scan, but that didn't reveal anything untoward. It's almost impossible to pin down the cause of these episodes. So we'll tackle a biopsy next.'
âHe won't be happy about that.'
âThere's something else. There are cycles.' Another spasm of hacking produced more pained grimaces. âSorry about this, the coughing stops if I take the brace off, but then my head falls on one side. Where was I? Most of his attacks occur at roughly the same times of the day. Now that doesn't make any sense at all. If stress and fatigue were the only factors he'd suffer most after a tough day at work, but he doesn't. And there's the matter of his cognitive perceptions. Is he experiencing behavioural changes? Has he started acting inappropriately, saying whatever's on his mind, being rude, upsetting those around him?'
May gave the medic a long, hard look. âDr Gillespie, that's not a disease. Arthur has never been able to say anything polite or even remotely appropriate. He leaves a trail of embarrassment wherever he goes. Are you telling me he's going to get even worse?'
âWell, yes. This illness may manifest itself in some very surprising ways.'
âSo you think he'll continue to deteriorate.'
âI can't see any other likelihood. The attacks are growing in severity, and the periods between them are shrinking. I see Alzheimer's following the same growth pattern in many of my older patients, with very little deviation. I've just never seen anything exactly like his before.'
âWhat can you do to manage the problem?'
Gillespie stuck a pencil under his neck brace and gave himself a good scratch. âTherein lies the paradox, you see. If I sign him off work and we leave him at home, there'll be nothing to occupy his mind and he'll deteriorate much more quickly. If you keep him working so that his mind and body remain active, you'll help him but you may be placing other people at risk.'
May was stumped. âThen what do you suggest I do?'
âThere's an old book . . .' Gillespie tried to point to the bookcase but had such trouble turning around that he looked like a very old gun turret seeking its target. âThird shelf, at the end, black leather cover.'
May searched the shelf and found a heavy volume that looked as if it had travelled the world. âThis one?'
âThat's it. May be of some help.'
âIs this for Arthur?'
âNo, no.
He
gave the book to
me
. Apparently he's been researching his own case.'
May searched the cover but failed to find a title. Inside were a thousand thin pages and columns of dense type. âWhat is it, a medical casebook?'
âNo, it's a history of the Belgian Congo. Your partner seems to think it contains the explanation for his condition. He was terribly excited. Mind you, after he'd gone I found he'd stolen my lunch, so I'm not too convinced he was
compos mentis
at the time.'
May opened the volume and turned to the title page, unsurprised by what he read.
Diseases and Treatments of Congolese Tribal Elders 1870â1914.
Typical light reading for Arthur
, he thought as he left.
âI need the book,' said Arthur Bryant aloud. âIt must be here somewhere. Where else could I have left it?' Grunting with the effort, he stood on tiptoe but still could not clearly read the spines on the bookcase.
Looking around the living room he saw a small wooden set of stairs on wheels, with a carved pole to hold on to. He didn't recall buying any library steps, but wheeled them over anyway. On the way he passed a garish orange sofa that he did not remember seeing before either.
Perhaps Alma's been spring-cleaning again
, he thought, setting the steps before the bookcase. That was more like it. He could reach the top three shelves now. It had to be here somewhere. Climbing up, he searched the titles, but nothing was right:
Treasure Island, Two Years Before the Mast, The Life of Lord Nelson, Hornblower in the West Indies, Master and Commander, The Battle of Trafalgar
. What on earth were all these naval volumes doing here? He didn't remember putting them up on display like this. He arranged books alphabetically, not by themes, and certainly didn't mix fact and fiction. Could someone have given him them? Perhaps they contained inscriptions.
Pulling down the first,
The Conquest of Scurvy
, he opened it and examined the contents.
The pages were blank.
He grabbed the next book,
Rigging and Practical Seamanship
, and threw it open.
A sea of bare white pages swam up before him.
And the next. Blank. And the next. And the next.
In a deepening state of panic, he hurled the volumes on to the floor. The words had all vanished. What would he do without them? Where had the words gone? How would he survive? His beloved books!
He tore at the naval library until the entire shelf was cleared, then stumbled down the steps and fell on to the sofa, no longer able to contain the sense of devastation that filled his heart.
âYou, what are you doing?' barked a shiny young man in a too-tight suit, threaded eyebrows and a Germanic haircut. What he saw in front of him was something that, like the grace of God, defied rational explanation. It looked as if someone had fired a tramp out of a cannon into his prized centrepiece. âThat's our Royal Devonshire Buffalo-Grain Faux-Leather Autumn Collection,' he cried. âIt's not for sitting on! Where do you think you are?'
He's got a point
, thought Bryant,
where on earth am I?
âWhat seems to be the problem?' said a middle-aged woman with too much make-up and even stranger hair.
âA tramp, Morwenna,' said the young man, flustered.
Morwenna took charge. She came over and stood before him with her hands on her dimpled fat knees. âDo you know where you are?' she asked, kindly enough, but speaking loudly as if to a child.
âOf course I do, you silly woman,' Bryant snapped. âI'm at number seventeen, Albion House, Harrison Street, Bloomsbury.'
âNo,' she said, flourishing her palm at the rest of the view behind her, âyou're in the soft-furnishings department of British Home Stores, Oxford Street.'
He looked around and took stock of the scene. Shoppers were drifting about, hypnotized by swivel chairs, standard lamps and other knick-knackery. He looked down at himself. He was wearing his oldest and most worn-out brown tweed suit. He had one torn sock and there were mud splashes all over his legs. âI'm most frightfully sorry,' he said, trying to extricate himself from the sofa's powerful gravitational pull and failing. âI seem to have lost my bearings for a moment.'
âHere,' said the sales lady, a look of empathy crossing her features. âGive me your hand.' And reaching down she gently pulled him to his feet, patiently waiting until he had found his sea-legs.
âThank you, Morwenna,' he said, grateful for this small gesture of kindness. âI'm afraid my confusion about being here is far greater than yours. I'm sorry about all the books.'
âWell, I hope you find what you're looking for,' she said, watching him go before turning to berate her junior employee.
Find what I'm looking for
, thought Bryant as he tacked towards the exit.
Fat chance of that. I've lost my mind. How can I ever find that again?
As he stepped out among the blank-faced shoppers of Oxford Street, there before him at the pavement's edge was a familiar figure. John May, resplendent in his navy Savile Row overcoat, was standing beside a waiting black cab, welcoming him towards its open door.
âWhat were you doing there, anyway?' asked May as they settled back in the taxi for the short journey to King's Cross.
âI think I meant to buy something for Alma's birthday,' Bryant decided. He always picked up a little gift for her, a china owl for her collection, or bedsocks (prior to his discovery that no woman in the world liked being bought bedsocks). Alma Sorrowbridge had been his landlady for decades, and had moved with him to a flat in Bloomsbury after they had foolishly mislaid their old home. Although it had been agreed that they would now share on equal terms, the devout Antiguan found herself cooking and cleaning for her former tenant, a role she adopted with an air of resignation, feeling it was God's will that she should do so, although why this devotion should extend to peeling his corn plasters off the cooker hood â he tended to treat them like Post-it notes â was beyond her.
âWhat, and then you confused the shop with your home?'
âI suppose I must have done. I really have no idea how I got there.'
âSo how did you remember that it was her birthday?'
Bryant rattled his lips. âOh, that's easy. November the eighteenth, 1686. It's exactly three hundred and thirty years after Charles-François Félix famously operated on King Louis XIV of France's anal fistula. In order not to incur the wrath of the king, he first practised the surgery on several peasants. Understandably, most of them died in agony. It's also the day of the state funeral of the Duke of Wellington in 1852, the end of the Battle of the Somme in 1916, the date of the first appearance of Mickey Mouse in
Steamboat Willie
in 1928 and Alma's birthday.'
âSo you can remember all that, but not where you live?'
âOh, I've always favoured abstruse facts over prosaic ones.' Bryant removed his damp felt hat and gave it a bash on the door handle. âOf course, it's more useful to remember where your keys are than to recall the details of Charles II's exile in Holland, but that's just the way my mind works. I can't bear those people who only talk about arthritis and ring roads and television and mending gutters, although one does recognize the need for them, if only because they occasionally provide babies who grow up to be more interesting.'
âThat's generous of you,' said May, not without sarcasm. âI have a dilemma.'
âAh. What to do with me, I imagine.'
âPrecisely so.'
âI'm not having a carer.'
âNo, but the problem is suddenly pressing.'
âYou mean a case has come in.'
âYou have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the Thames. I really need your help but I can't risk you wandering off again. Arthur, I'm trying to be delicate about thisâ'
âPlease don't be. Delicacy is the curse of the Englishman.'
âThat morning on Waterloo Bridge.'
âAh.' Bryant's face scrunched into a map of wrinkles as if the thought pained him.
âI thought I'd lost you. I watched you head off into the fog to say your goodbyes to London and honestly thought I'd never see you again. You can be a right sod sometimes.'
Bryant bounced back in his seat. âI have the theatrical gene. And I
did
go to say goodbye to London. But perhaps London isn't quite finished with me.'
âWhat do you mean?'
âI mean that there are still a few things I have to do.'
âDr Gillespie doesn't think you have much time left.'
âWhat if I stayed at the office and didn't take on any fieldwork, would that satisfy you?'
âI'd much rather you were in the office, but it's not up to me,' said May, wiping condensation from the window and gazing out into the sodden November world. âI'm afraid it's Raymond's decision.'
Bryant brushed aside the idea. âOh, I can wrap him around my little finger.'
âNot this time, old sock. The PCU's performance is being monitored. Raymond's being watched every step of the way. City of London HQ know about your doctor's report and they don't want you anywhere near the case. They need to see how the unit fares without your help.'
âSo they can take away its powers once I'm gone,' scoffed Bryant. âWhat if nobody knew I was there?'
âHow would that work?'
âGet me picked up and dropped off at the building in the morning, send me home by cab at night. No one from outside would need to know.'
âIf they found out, we'd be for the chop.'
âThen they won't find out,' said Bryant, attempting to look innocent. âI promise. We must stand firm and do what we know to be right. We always knew this day was coming. You have to lie.'