Suitable Precautions (6 page)

“Let's not worry about it too much,” she said, pushing play on the stereo. “It's not like your dad won't be here next Sunday. Seatbelts.” We drove past Genevieve's grave on the way out. Nate waved.

We were almost home before I asked about the humming. My mother said that the whole universe hummed, that if we heard everybody's heartbeats, all at once, it would sound like the buzzing of a beehive. “We're all connected,” she said.

“But what if you don't have a heartbeat?” I asked. “What about all the dead people?”

“I watched a show about bees,” Nate said. “If you put a box of them in the freezer, they clump around the queen to keep her warm. After a few hours, you have this pile of dead bees.”

“Were they killer bees?” my mother said. “Good hygiene is as important as a clear conscience.”

My mother spun the steering wheel with the flat of one hand and leaned over to pop out the Stevie Wonder tape as we turned into our driveway. Nate was already unbuckling his seatbelt when my mother—“Oh shit,” she said—swerved and jammed the brakes. The car lurched, hard, and Nate slammed into the back of the passenger seat. There was the hollow thud of metal hitting something softer than itself, and then right away a kind of shriek that at first I thought was Nate, and then I thought was my mother, my mother who wasn't like any other mother, no matter what Nate said, but then the shriek came again, from outside the car, again and again, until it died away and became softer, deeper, more like a humming.

“Oh shit,” my mother said again. She took the keys out of the ignition. We got out of the car.

It wasn't actually a hum at all, once we heard it better. It was more of a phlegmy growl, a snuffling, and it was so steady that it didn't seem to matter if Mickey was breathing in or breathing out, and for a second I didn't think she was doing either. Her back legs were bent towards her tail and her feet were bleeding. Part of one leg was skinned. The muscle was pink and twitchy and looked like the kind of thing my mother refused to buy in chain grocery stores. Our front bumper was fine, but there was a strip of skin hanging underneath the car.

“Nate, get the toboggan,” my mother said calmly, bending down and stroking Mickey's head with two fingers. But Nate stood there, fiddling with the car door handle, staring at Mickey as she groaned and licked my mother's wrist. “Nate.” He slammed the door and took off for the garage. “Elaine, get the towel out of the trunk.”

Nate ran with the toboggan scraping behind him on the asphalt. We lined it up beside Mickey and I laid the towel out over its wooden slats. My mother grabbed Mickey around the chest and hauled her up, letting her legs hang. “Jesus,” she said, doing a power squat. Mickey shook as my mother lowered her onto the toboggan. Mickey's tongue hung out of her mouth. She was shivering and panting. I wrapped her in the towel and her legs felt like bags of loose marbles. The blood leaked through the pink flamingo and turned it orange.

My mother dragged the toboggan to Mr. Crisander's and Nate and I walked beside, each of us with a steadying hand on Mickey to make sure she didn't fall off. Mickey made squeaking noises when we tried to tilt the toboggan up the steps, and we decided that was a bad idea. My mother went up on the porch to ring the doorbell and I sat beside Mickey, keeping her company and whispering in her ear that she was a good girl, such a good girl, while she pawed at my arm with one of her front hooves. Nate got a stick and went back to the car. He started poking gently at the swinging skin. My mother rang the doorbell again and we waited. Then she knocked.

“If he's not home,” she said, “we're going to have to take care of this ourselves.” She watched me stroke gently under Mickey's chin with one finger. “Look at her.”

I patted Mickey, pressing on her chest softly until I felt the fluttering of her heart and she let out a little grunt. This was taking care of her, I thought, wrapping her in a beach towel and keeping her warm so she might stop shivering.

“Elaine.”

I was never going to let her go.

Mr. Crisander opened the door with an apron on and a checkered dish towel over one shoulder. His house smelled like burnt sugar. He patted his belly happily when he saw my mother.

“Natalie, I was ju—” His eyes flicked down to me and Mickey and he stopped. His mouth kept moving but I didn't understand the words that came out. He held his arms out and Mickey snuffled, closing her eyes. The towel was soaked. The words from Mr. Crisander turned into something that sounded like, “Mickey Mick-Mick, Mickey Mick-Mick,” and he said it over and over as he drifted down the stairs with his arms out to her, like I was invisible and it was just Mickey he saw, begging for him to hold onto her before she disappeared like a dream he didn't remember. I draped one arm over Mickey and hugged her close.

“Elaine,” my mother said again, more sharply. Mr. Crisander's arms kept gliding towards me, saying, “Mickey, Mick-Mick,” until I felt Mickey shift under me. She made a noise that was almost a honk as Mr. Crisander picked her up. He moved effortlessly, like Mickey weighed nothing at all. He climbed the stairs and went inside without saying anything to us.

“John,” my mother started, “if there's something—” but the door was already closed. Nate crouched by the tire. My cemetery blouse had pig blood on it, and my mother held her arms out in front of her, her wrists limp.

“Let's go wash our hands,” she said.

It was a surprise to all of us that Mickey didn't die. She was back a few days later, lying in the bay window of Mr. Crisander's living room on a new and very plush white bed. Her back end was wrapped in gauze and an adult diaper with
a hole cut out for her tail. Mr. Crisander changed her diaper every few hours, and it must have hurt her for him to do it; as soon as he started to unfasten the sticky tabs at the sides, Mickey's mouth opened and closed and we knew she was crying. My mother told us that she heard Mr. Crisander had taken a leave of absence from his job at the Veterans' Hospital. She tried phoning him, but he hung up as soon as she said, “John, it's Natalie.” Nate and I left cards on the front porch, addressed to Mickey, but we saw them unopened in the recycling bin on garbage day. Mr. Crisander fed Mickey with a dinner spoon out of a large bowl and gave her water with an eye dropper. They did that for weeks, but Mickey's legs didn't seem to get any better.

On weekends Nate and I sat on the sidewalk outside Mr. Crisander's house and watched Mickey blink at us erratically. Sometimes we blinked back. Mickey didn't seem all that bad, we said. My mother agreed. “Some of the patchier parts of her skin look better,” she noticed when she came to get us for dinner. Mr. Crisander ignored us, but he talked to Mickey a lot. Sometimes he turned her bed around so she was able to see the television while he watched old westerns. He even hung a cat toy from the ceiling for her, and Mickey batted it around and looked happy.

It was July before Mr. Crisander let us apologize. We were playing outside his house in our cemetery clothes. The sidewalk was cool, even though the sun was starting to steam the dew off the brown grass. It was getting hot and soon it would be scorching. Our mother was going to stripe our noses with neon green zinc, no matter what we had to say about it. If we didn't want skin cancer, she said, we were just going to have to put up with looking like idiots once in a while.

Nate leaned back on his elbows and watched Mickey blink. I drew pictures of pigs with sidewalk chalk. I made dozens of Mickeys, some with legs and some without, but all of them with big smiles on their faces and little noise lines coming off of them like they were alarm clocks. I was working on a very large and purple Mickey when Nate tapped my arm with his foot.

“Elaine,” he said. “He's looking.”

Mr. Crisander stood in the window and crossed his arms. He was wearing a bathrobe, and he had Mickey's bowl in one of his hands. Mickey was stretching her leg out at the food, but Mr. Crisander just kept staring at us. We had been waiting for this. We were sorry. My mother said that acceptance was the last stage of grief and we couldn't rush Mr. Crisander. We could only make offerings to him, and to Mickey. “Sidewalk chalk is good,” she said. “If he's only made it as far as the anger stage and he flips out, I can just stretch the garden hose over. Sometimes guys like him flip out.”

Nate and I stood up and waved to Mr. Crisander. He didn't wave back. Nate shouted, “Our thoughts are with you and Mickey at this difficult time.” I pointed to the Mickeys on the sidewalk, their smiling faces like blue and green and purple suns, glowing, and their sound lines speaking to me: Hi, Elaine. I see you.

Mr. Crisander drew the curtains.

“Anger stage,” Nate said.

I drew a few more chalk pigs and Nate watched the Mickey-shaped shadow behind the sheers. We were hopeful.

Mr. Crisander came out onto the porch. He had changed into bright blue jeans and a white t-shirt with sleeves that went past his elbows. He started for the sidewalk. Nate
buttoned his suit jacket and I brushed the chalk off my hands. Mr. Crisander stood on his lawn and studied the upside down chalk Mickeys.

“Do you know where pigs like Mickey come from?” he asked.

We didn't.

“Vietnam,” he said. His eyes paused on the giant purple Mickey. “My son lives there.”

“You have a son?” Nate was surprised. Mr. Crisander was terrible at baseball. “What's he doing in Vietnam?”

“Does Mickey ever get homesick?” I asked.

“Let's have some Kool-Aid.” Mr. Crisander said. “Mickey misses you two.”

We had never been inside Mr. Crisander's house before. My mother drove us to and from the baseball games and sat in the stands and read a magazine. She said that the baseball diamond was one thing but a person's house was another. If Mr. Crisander ever invited us in, we were supposed to check with her first. “All I'm saying is, better safe than on Geraldo,” she said. But Mr. Crisander had never asked before and he might not ask again. Nate and I wanted to see Mickey. We followed him up the front walk.

His house was the same as ours—the living room was to the left of the front door, and on the other side there were twisty stairs to the basement, and down the middle, a hallway that led to the kitchen—but Mr. Crisander's house seemed bigger because it was so empty. In our living room we had a sofa that turned into a bed, a loveseat, a bookshelf, and a big coffee table that my mother buffed with Pledge before my aunts came over. Mr. Crisander only had a rabbit ear TV and a VCR, and an olive green wingback chair that
was rubbed down to beige on one side. Mickey blinked at us from her bed in the window seat.

“Look who's here, Mickey,” Mr. Crisander said loudly. We stood in the alcove and waved. Mickey blinked back.

“She's doing a lot better,” Mr. Crisander said more softly to us. “But the vet says she's a little heavy from the lack of exercise. I'm thinking of making her a wheelchair she can power with her front legs.”

Mickey's front legs looked like spindly little toothpicks that had been jammed into her giant watermelon body, but we didn't say anything.

“We'll be in the kitchen if you need us, Mickey,” Mr. Crisander shouted. “Her hearing's going,” he said as we walked down the hallway.

Mr. Crisander dumped two packets of Kool-Aid powder into a big blue pitcher, but he filled it to the brim without even measuring and he didn't stir for long enough. The Kool-Aid tasted like water but looked like pale blood.

“Would you like to see Mickey's room?” he asked.

“Mickey has her own room?” I couldn't believe it. Mickey was the luckiest pig in the world.

“We have bunk beds,” Nate said as Mr. Crisander took us back down the hall.

“Well, pigs aren't very good with ladders,” he said.

Mickey's room was painted light purple. She had a wooden scratching post drilled into the floor and a large rope with big knots that was probably a toy. There was a giant teddy bear losing his stuffing from a hole in his face, and a beanbag chair with a Mickey-sized depression still in the middle of it. In the corner of the room there was a large doghouse in the shape of an igloo. Inside it we saw a fluffy
pink comforter. Mickey also had a radio. It was set high on a wooden shelf near the top of the window, and it was tuned to the same station my mother liked.

“What do you think?”

Next to the radio was a small picture in a gold frame. The photo was blurry and old, the corners of it yellow and blotchy. It was even harder to see because it was up so high, but we could tell it was of a woman with long dark hair and tiny eyes. She wore a funny-looking pointed hat that cast a big shadow over her face, but I still saw that she had a hand over her mouth. She might have been smiling.

“Is that your wife?” Nate pointed. Suddenly it seemed possible that someone like Mr. Crisander might have a wife.

“No,” Mr. Crisander said, “she's not.”

Nate and I finished our drinks. “Thanks for the Kool-Aid. It was really good,” I lied.

Mr. Crisander told us we were welcome any time we liked. Any friend of Mickey's was a friend of his, and bygones were bygones.

“Maybe on Friday night you guys can come over and watch a movie,” he said as we made our way to the front door. “Give your mom a break. I'll make popcorn.”

Maybe, we said, but right now we had to go. It was Sunday and we were already late.

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EAH, ALICE WILL DO IT, I'M SURE. She's always ready to do anything I say, just sometimes she makes me go first. Like one time I asked her if she wanted to look at my dad's magazines, the ones he keeps in the firebox. Which is kind of a weird place to keep them, I think, because they get all full of wood shavings and stuff and then mice pee on them and I'm like, Dad, hello, learn how to turn on the computer, why don't you? But whatever, maybe these are what he likes. Women with retro haircuts and furry beavs wearing high heels and making cupcakes. Still, like you couldn't find that on Google. But the point is that Alice was all like, Sure, I'll do it, whatever, but it was my idea and Alice made me open the box.