Read The Accidental Apprentice Online
Authors: Vikas Swarup
Another boy has what seem like rashes on his back. As I trace a gentle finger over the skin, I discover them to be a lattice of angry welt marks. âHow did you get these?' I ask him.
He does not answer, but the boy next to him does. âRadhua got punished by Anees Bhai. Boss does not like any boy making too many mistakes and on top of that coming late to work.'
I shudder in revulsion. âThe man's a sadistic monster,' I whisper to Lauren. âLet's go before he returns.'
âOkay, I think we have seen enough,' Lauren announces loudly, stashing away her phone. âWe're leaving.'
We have reached the door when Guddu shouts. âWait!'
âYes?' Lauren turns slowly on her heels.
âYou never told us your name. If Boss asks me who came, what should I tell him?'
Lauren thinks about it for a moment. âYou tell him that Ma Barker had come to visit from New York.'
âMa ⦠what??'
âShe's Ma.' Lauren points at me. âAnd I'm Barker.'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
âWasn't Ma Barker a notorious crime lord?' I ask Lauren as we hurry back to my flat. âI seem to remember a Boney M song about her.'
âThat song was “Ma Baker”,' Lauren explains. âBut it's the same lady. They changed the name because “Baker” sounded better. But even her crime was minor compared to what this man Anees has done,' she continues, her voice suffused with anger. âHer gang merely stole money. This man has stolen the future of those kids.'
âSo what's our next step?'
âWe report this to the local subdivisional magistrate. He's the one who will organise a raid party to rescue those kids and close down the factory. Let's go there right away.'
âBut today is Sunday. The office will be closed.'
âDamn, I completely forgot. I guess we'll have to go there first thing tomorrow morning.'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
At 9 a.m. on Monday, we are at the SDM's office. It looks like a typical government office with whitewashed walls adorned with portraits of national leaders, utilitarian furniture and ledgers and files stacked up everywhere. There are crowds milling outside the building, but the atmosphere inside is one of sheer lethargy. Lauren's presence, however, elicits a flutter of interest from a middle-aged clerk called Keemti Lal, a jowly man with a toothbrush moustache and grizzled sideburns. âYes, madam, how can I help you? Do you need to get a property registered?'
âI have come to report an illegal workshop employing child labour. When can the SDM see us?'
âI'm afraid SDM
sahib
doesn't come before ten thirty. But you can discuss with me.'
For the next half-hour we patiently explain what we saw inside the workshop, the illegal nature of the operation and the health hazards to the children and the general environment. Lauren has even printed out the pictures she had taken with her cell phone. The clerk gets us to submit a written report and sign various forms. I begin to chafe at all this bureaucracy. Filing a simple complaint seems to require more paperwork than applying for a bank loan.
âThis is a very serious matter,' Lauren stresses. âI hope you will take immediate action to rescue those poor children.'
Keemti Lal nods gravely. âAbsolutely, madam. But we will have to follow the laid-down procedure in such cases. A notice will need to be served, followed by an enquiry, which can lead to an appeal. All this will take time. However, things can be speeded up ifâ¦'
He leaves the sentence hanging, but from the expectant look on his weasel-like face we can gauge his intention. He is asking us for a bribe.
I am aghast. âWhat kind of man are you, trying to enrich yourself at the expense of innocent children?' I upbraid the clerk.
Lauren, however, simply purses her lips and nods. With a philosophical detachment she opens her wallet and counts out five thousand-rupee notes. âWill this be enough?'
âOh, madam, you are embarrassing me,' Keemti Lal says ingratiatingly, even as he accepts the money, stuffing it into his shirt's top pocket. âRest assured that I will apprise SDM
sahib
as soon as he comes.
Namaste.
' He folds his hands. My hands itch to pummel that smirk off his ugly face.
As we step out of the building, I cannot help remarking to Lauren, âI didn't expect you to grease the palms of that swine so easily.'
âFor me the paramount consideration is saving those children. If it takes a little speed money, I don't mind.'
âWe seem to have become a nation of bribe givers and bribe takers.' I shake my head in dismay.
âIf it makes you feel any good, let me tell you there's bribery in America too.'
âReally?'
âYes. Except we have refined it into a fine art. And we call it lobbying.'
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
It is 26 January, India's Republic Day. For the nation, it marks the birth anniversary of India's Constitution. But for me and my family it marks Alka's death anniversary.
Outside, patriotic songs are blaring from loudspeakers. Inside our flat the mood is sombre and contemplative. Today we are all emotional refugees, seeking sanctuary from our collective pain. Ma, steeped in religion, takes shelter in the Bhagwad Gita, the holy scripture. Neha hides behind her MP3 player, ears plugged out to some thumping dance beat. I try to divert myself by reading a book, but it is impossible to concentrate. So I sit in front of the TV, doodling on a paper tissue and watching the live coverage of the Republic Day parade. It is a foggy morning and the sky is grey, yet thousands of spectators are braving the cold to cheer the marching contingents and mechanised columns as they make their way from Raisina Hill to the Red Fort. A succession of tableaux showcase our military might and cultural diversity. There are tanks and missiles, intercut with Sufi traditions of Bihar and festival dances from Sikkim.
âWhy are you wasting your time watching this song and dance?' a voice reprimands me from the door. I turn around to see Nirmala Ben enter the flat.
Nirmala Ben lives in B-25, three flats removed from ours, on the same floor. She is a thin, diminutive woman, in her early sixties, with quick, darting eyes that take in everything around her at once. Her greying hair is pulled tightly behind her head in a small bun. As usual, she is dressed in a simple white sari, and plain slippers.
Nirmala Ben's life story mirrors our own struggles. Before marriage she was Nirmala Mukherjee, a Bengali from Kolkata with a passion for Rabindra Sangeet, the songs of Tagore. When she was twenty-four, she fell in love with a Gujarati accountant named Hasmukh Shah. Despite opposition from her family, she married him and moved with him to Surat. They had just one child, a boy named Sumit. Unfortunately, her husband passed away of a sudden heart attack in 1985. After that, all her hopes were centred on her son. Her heart swelled with pride when Sumit joined the Indian Army and got commissioned into the Rajputana Rifles. He was posted in Assam and Delhi before being sent to Kashmir. It was there that he attained martyrdom on 13 June 1999, bravely fighting the enemy on the icy slopes of the Drass sector during the Kargil War.
After Sumit's death, Nirmala Ben moved to Delhi. Her flat is a shrine to her son, full of framed pictures of the dashing officer who was posthumously awarded the Maha Vir Chakra, the nation's second highest wartime gallantry award. But, alongside mementoes of her son, you can also see miniature spinning wheels and busts of Mahatma Gandhi. One bookcase is full of Gandhi's
Collected Works,
running into ninety volumes. âI was completely devastated by Sumit's death,' she told me once. âI grieved for almost two years, till I discovered Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi. I started reading everything that he had written. It was Bapu who opened my eyes to the true meaning of truth, nonviolence and self-sacrifice.' Since then, Nirmala Ben has devoted her life to Gandhi and the advancement of his principles. From communal harmony to cow protection, she is there to lend her voice and her helping hands to every public campaign.
Every now and then the residents of the colony are treated to little sermons by her on fighting injustice, loving your enemies and overcoming evil with good. She is antiwar, she is antiglobalisation, but most of all she is anticorruption. âMy son was not killed by the enemy's bullets,' she never tires of saying. âHe was killed by corruption. The guns they gave him were defective, his bulletproof vest was substandard, and, when he died, they even made money on his coffin. I tell you, corruption is the cancer eating our country from within.'
Throughout the day she maintains a cacophony of insults, invectives and admonitions directed at India's political class. But behind that crusty exterior lies a heart of gold. Ben means sister in Gujarati and she is truly the colony's elder sister, kind, selfless and generous to a fault. We've lost count of the number of times we've been treated to delicious khandvi, dhokla and rasagullas from her kitchen.
It was almost destined that, of all the people in the colony, Nirmala Ben would forge the closest bond with Susheela Sinha, my mother. Both share the traumatic experience of losing their husbands and a child. The Gandhian's headstrong ways and sharp tongue are a perfect foil for Ma's soft demeanour and earthy common sense.
A by-product of this poignant friendship is that Nirmala Ben has more or less adopted me as her daughter, always making sure I'm eating healthily, not overexerting, and getting enough sleep.
She sits down next to me, takes off her round glasses and begins polishing them with the
pallu
of her sari. âI was also watching TV in my flat, but it became too depressing,' she says.
âHow can you find the Republic Day parade depressing?'
âI was not watching the parade, but the news. It was only about corruption: the 2G scam in telecom, mining scam in Karnataka, land scam in U.P., sugar scam in Kerala. And if that's not enough you have doctors striking in Patna, Naxals killing ten security men in Chhattisgarh, and onions hitting fifty rupees a kilo. What is happening to our country?'
âThat is why I've stopped watching the news,' I say in a lighter vein.
âThat is the real problem in our country. Youngsters like you just don't want to engage with the nation.
Arrey,
you have to take the bull by the horns. Then only will we be able to get to the bottom of all these scams.'
âHasn't the government already appointed committees to look into them?'
âHmph!' she snorts. âThat is the only thing the government does, appoint a committee, which gives its report after five years. By then fifteen other scams take place. We don't need committees: we need courage. Courage to expose the real people behind these scams. Courage to unmask Atlas.'
I know what Nirmala Ben is referring to. The news these days is full of stories about Atlas Investments, a front company that is alleged to be behind most scams in the country. Except no one seems to know the real identity behind Atlas. And the government claims it has no easy way of finding out.
âAnyway, let's not spoil our mood by talking about scams,' I say, to divert her.
âOn the contrary, we must
only
talk about scams. That is how the public will get educated to fight against corruption. I have been reading up on the subject, making notes. See how much research I've done on Atlas.' She produces a notebook, its pages filled in pencil with her dense handwriting. The pencil itself is on its last legs, sharpened so much that it is now just a stump, an inch long. But Nirmala Ben is like that, reluctant to waste or throw away even the smallest thing. Her apartment is cluttered with all kinds of knick-knacks. Except most of them don't belong to her. On occasion I have discovered our own spoons and forks in her kitchen. She has this weird habit of picking up little items from homes and shops that she visits â a nail cutter here, a pen there. Even things that she has no use for, like a cricket ball or a cigarette lighter. In the colony, we speak in hushed whispers about her condition. In psychological parlance, it is called kleptomania â the irresistible urge to steal items that you don't really need and that usually have little value. Nirmala Ben is quite possibly the world's only Gandhian kleptomaniac.
As we continue chatting, it is obvious that she is sorely exercised about the matter of the elusive Atlas. âOne day we are told that Atlas is based in Switzerland; the next day we are told it is in Monaco; the third day it is supposed to be in Mauritius; and the fourth day in Cyprus.
Arrey,
do we need an atlas to locate this Atlas?' she asks with a rhetorical sneer.
âBut what can we ordinary citizens do?'
âWe have to launch a fight. Corruption must be stopped. What this country needs is a second Gandhian revolution.'
âAnd how do we launch that revolution?'
âI don't know. Bapu will show me the way. He always does.' She looks up at the wall clock and reluctantly gets up. âI must be getting back now. It is time for my noon prayer.'
Only after she has left do I discover that my ballpoint pen, the one I was doodling with, has vanished!
*Â Â Â *Â Â Â *
At 6 p.m. the doorbell rings and Neha tells me that there are two strangers at the door, wanting to see me.
I meet them in the drawing room. They are both in their mid-thirties. One is a short, swarthy, clean-shaven man wearing a woollen knitted cap. He has the shifty look of a fixer outside a government office. The other is a totally bald guy, taller and beefier, with the dangerous air of a seasoned convict who has just stepped out of Tihar jail.
âAre you Sapna Sinha?' the short guy asks.
I nod. âWhat is this all about?'
âIt is about the complaint that you and your American friend lodged against Mirza Metal Works two days ago.'
âAre you Anees Mirza's men?'
âYes and no. We are simply trying to resolve the situation.' He leans forward, adopting the conciliatory tone of a hostage negotiator. âMadam, we have come to request you to withdraw the complaint.'