Authors: Jon Cleary
“Not at all.” Gertrude Vanderberg had never had any political or social ambitions. She was famous in political circles for her pumpkin pavlovas, her pot plants and her potted wisdom. She had once described an opponent of her husband's as a revolutionary who would send you the bill for the damage he had caused; it gained the man more notoriety than his attempts at disruption. “Hans only calls on me when there's an election in the wind. The rest of the time I do some fence-mending in the electorate and I let him go his own way. Politicians' wives in this country are expected to be invisible. Roger here thinks women only fog up the scene.”
“Only sometimes.” Ladbroke might have been handsome if he had not been so plump; he had spent too many days and nights at table. He had been with Hans Vanderberg over twenty years and wore the hard shell of those who know they are indispensable.
“I think you should spend a season in Europe,” said Juliet.
“In Bucharest?” Gert Vanderberg knew everyone's history.
“Why not? Roumanian men invented the revolving door, but we women have always made sure we never got caught in it.” You knew she never would. She looked across the table at the Opposition leader's wife: “Mrs. Bigelow, do you enjoy politics?”
Enid Bigelow was a small, dark-haired doll of a woman who wore a fixed smile, as if afraid if she took it off she would lose it. She looked around for help; her escort was her brother, a bachelor academic useless at answering a question like this. She looked at everyone, the smile still fixed. “Enjoy? What's to enjoy?”
Juliet, a woman not given to too much sympathy, suddenly felt sorry she had asked the question. She turned instead to the fourth woman at the table.
“Madame Tzu, do women have influence in politics in China?”
Madame Tzu, who had the same name as an empress, smiled, but not helplessly. “We used to.”
“You mean Chairman Mao's wife, whatever her name was?”
“An actress.” Madame Tzu shook her head dismissively. “She knew the lines, but tried too hard
to
act the partâand she was a poor actress. Is that not right, General?”
Ex-General Wang-Te merely smiled. He and Madame Tzu were the mainland Chinese partners in Olympic Tower, but there had been no room for them at the top table. Foreign relations had never been one of The Dutchman's interests and it certainly had never been one of Jack Aldwych's. Aware that everyone was looking at him he at last said, “I haven't brought my hearing-aid,” and sank back into his dinner suit like a crab into its shell. He knew better than to discuss politics in another country, especially with women.
“Ronald Reagan was an actor,” said Juliet.
“He knew the words,” said Ladbroke. “He just didn't know the rest of the world.”
“You're Labor. You would say that.”
And you're Roumanian, cynical romantics
. But he knew better than to say that. Instead, he gestured up towards the top table. “Your husband and your father-in-law seem to be doing all right with Labor.”
The Aldwyches, father and son, were leaning back with laughter at something the Premier had said. He was grinning, evilly, some might have thought, but it was supposed to be with self-satisfaction. Which some might have thought the same thing.
Then he looked down at the man approaching them through the shoal of tables. “Here comes the Greek, bare-arsed with gifts.”
“Do we beware?” Jack Aldwych had had experience of The Dutchman's mangling of the language, but he had learned to look for the grains of truth in the wreckage. This Greek coming up on to the dais was not one bearing gifts.
He came up behind Vanderberg, raised a hand and Aldwych looked for the knife in it. But it came down only as a slap on the shoulder. “Hans, I gotta hand it to you.”
“Hand me what?” Then he waved a hand at the two Aldwyches.
“You know my friends, salt of the earth, both of âem.” The salt of the earth looked suitably modest. “This is Peter Kelzo. He gives me more trouble than the Opposition ever does.”
“Always joking,” Kelzo told the Aldwyches: he was the sort who could take insults as
compliments.
He was a swarthy man, almost as wide as he was tall, but muscular, not fat. Born Kelzopolous, he had come to Australia from Greece in his teens thirty years ago, found the country teeming with Opolouses and shortened his name to something that the tongue-twisted natives could pronounce. Built as he was, he had had no trouble getting a job as a builder's labourer; shrewd as he was he was soon a union organizer, though his English needed improving. Within ten years his English was excellent and his standing almost as good, though at times it looked like stand-over. He belatedly educated himself in history and politics. He read Athenian history, aspired to be like Demosthenes but knew that the natives suspected orators as bullshit artists and opted to work with the quiet word or the quiet threat. He did not drift into politics, but sailed into it; but only into the backwaters. By now he had his own building firm and other interests, was married, had children, wanted money in the bank, lots of it, before he wanted Member of Parliament on his notepaper. He ran the Labor Party branch in his own electorate and now he was ready to wield his power.
He looked around him, then at Aldwych. He had been one of the subcontractors on the project, though Aldwych did not know that. “It's a credit to you. I gotta tell you the truth, I was expecting casino glitz. But no, this is classicalâ” He looked around him again. “Class, real class.”
“A lifelong principle of my father,” said Jack Junior. “That right, Dad?”
“All the way,” said Aldwych, who couldn't remember ever having principles of any sort.
Kelzo gave them both an expensive width of expensive caps: he knew Jack Senior's history. “Just like Hans here.” He patted the Premier's shoulder again. “You've never lost your class, have you, Hans?”
“Class was something invented by those who didn't have it,” said Vanderberg. “Oscar the Wild said that.”
“I'm sure he did,” said Kelzo and tried desperately to think of something that Demosthenes or Socrates might have said, but couldn't. Instead, he leaned down, his hand still on the Premier's shoulder, and whispered, “Enjoy it, Hans. It won't last.”
Then he was gone, smile taking in the whole room, and Jack Junior said, “I've read Oscar
Wilde.
I can't remember him saying anything like that.”
“I've never read him,” said Vanderberg. “But neither has Kelzo. The Greeks haven't read anything out of England since Lord Byron.” Then he turned full on to Jack Junior, the grin almost as wide as Kelzo's smile had been. “I haven't read anything of him, either. Poets and philosophers don't help us with the votersâRoger Ladbroke keeps me supplied with all the potted wisdom I need. If I started quoting Oscar Wilde, the only voters who'd clap for me would be the homosexuals up in Oxford Street and the arty-crafties in Balmain and they vote for me anyway, âcause they think I'm a character. The rest of the voters in this city have had it so good for so long, they ain't interested in philosophy or smart sayings, not unless they hear it in some TV comedy. The people out in the bush, they're philosophers, they gotta be to survive, and they're the ones gimme the difference that keeps me in power. I'm the first Labor premier they've ever liked. They think I'm a character, too.”
“And are you?” asked Aldwych Senior from his other side.
The Dutchman turned to him. “You'll have to ask my minder down there. Rogerâ” he raised his voice, leaning forward to speak to Ladbrokeâ“am I a character? Mr. Aldwych wants to know.”
“Every inch,” said Ladbroke, who at times had had to keep the character in recognizable shape.
Further down the top table from the Premier were Bevan Bigelow, the Leader of the Opposition, and Leslie Chung, a senior partner in Olympic Tower.
“Have you ever voted for him?” asked Bigelow, nodding up towards the middle of the table.
“No.” Leslie Chung, like Jack Aldwych, was now respectable, but his past was tainted. He was a good-looking man, still black-haired in his sixties, with the knack of looking down his nose at people taller than himself. Tonight, acting benevolent, he was looking eye to eye with Bigelow. “But I've never voted for you, either. I give money to both parties, but I vote for the guy with the least chance of stuffing everything up. Some Independent. It amuses me.”
“Does that come from being Chinese?”
Bigelow was a short, squat man with a blond cowlick and a habit of shifting nervously in his seat as if it were about to be snatched away from him; which also applied to his electoral seat, where his
hold
was marginal. Les Chung, on the other hand, sat with the calmness of a lean Buddha, as sure of himself as amorality could make him. He had made his fortune by turning his back on scruples and now, on the cusp between middle and old age, he was not going to take the road to Damascus. Or wherever one saw the light here amongst the barbarians.
“No, it comes from having become an Australian.” He had been here forty-three years; he didn't say the locals still amused him. “Even though we call Hans The Dutchman, you couldn't get anyone more Australian than him, could you?”
“I don't know.” Bigelow looked puzzled, a not uncommon expression with him. “He's not friendly, like most Australians. He's got no friends in his own party, you know that?”
Chung knew that Bigelow had few friends in
his
party; he was a stop-gap leader because his opponents couldn't agree amongst themselves whom they wanted to replace him. “I don't think it worries him, Bev. They'll never put a dent in that shell.”
Bigelow nodded at the Aldwyches. “How do you get on with your partners? When old Jack dies, he's getting on, who takes charge?”
“We've never discussed it. It would be between me and Jack Junior, I suppose. I think I'd get it.” He smiled, “I'm sure I'd get it. There are other partners, the Chinese ones.” He nodded down towards Madame Tzu and General Wang-Te. “They'd vote for me.”
“A Chinese Triad?”
“No, just a trio.”
“There's another partner, isn't there?” He could never find a policy to pursue, but his mind was a vault of facts. “Miss Feng?”
Les Chung looked down at the beautiful girl seated at one of the lower tables with a handsome young Caucasian escort. If he were younger he might have asked her to be his concubine. And smiled to himself at what her Australian answer would have been.
“We Chinese stick together. How do you think you'll go when Hans announces the election?”
“That will depend on his own party hacks. He has more enemies than I have.” Though he
spoke
without conviction.
“Yes,” said Les Chung, but seemed to be talking to himself.
The evening was breaking up. The Premier and the Aldwyches rose at the top table. Throughout the rest of the room there was a stirring, like the crumbling of two hundred claypans. The waiters and waitresses restrained themselves from making get-the-hell-out-here gestures.
“We'll see you to the door,” said Jack Junior. “Your car has been ordered. My wife will look after Mrs. Vanderberg.”
The offical party moved amongst the tables almost like deity; no one genuflected, but almost everyone rose to his feet.
His
feet: the women, no vestal virgins, remained seated. The Dutchman smiled on everyone like a blessing; if the grimace that was his smile resembled a blessing. He stopped once or twice to shake hands: not with party hacks but with backers of the Other Party: he knew he was being watched by Bevan Bigelow. He introduced Jack Aldwych to the Police Commissioner and the two men shook hands across a great divide while The Dutchman watched the small comedy. There was no one to equal him in throwing opposites together. He did not believe that opposites attract but that they unsettled the compass. It was others who needed the compass: he had known his direction from the day he had entered politics.
Then they were out in the foyer, heading for the doors and the wide expanse of marble steps fronting the curved entrance. Juliet paused to help Mrs. Vanderberg with her wrap, another home-made garment, like a purple pup-tent. The two Aldwych men went out through the doors with the Premier, one on either side of him. They paused for a moment while the white government Ford drew in below them. Beyond was the wide expanse of George Street, the city's main street, thick with cinema and theatre traffic.
The hum of the traffic silenced the sound of the shot.
III
“They've taken him to St Sebastian's,” said Phil Truach. “It looks bad, the bullet got him in the
neck.”
“Where's his wife?”
“She's gone to the hospital. We sent two uniformed guys to keep an eye on things there.”
Malone, Russ Clements and Truach were standing on the steps outside the hotel's main entrance. Crime Scene tapes had replaced the thick red ropes that had held back the hoi polloi as the dinner guests had arrived. The hoi polloi were still there, cracking jokes and making rude remarks about the two women officers running out the tapes. Most of the crowd were young, had come from the cinema complexes further up the street or the games parlours; they had come from paying to see violence on the screens and here it was for free. But soon they would be bored, the body gone. Even the blood didn't show up on the maroon marble.
“Who got shot?”
“That old guy, the Premier, Whatshisname.”
“A politician! Holy shit! Clap, everyone!”
Everyone did and Malone said, “Let's go inside. Are the Aldwyches still here?”
“In the manager's office.”
“What about the dinner guests? I read there were going to be a thousand of them.”
“We got rid of them through the two side entrances. You never saw such a skedaddle, you'd of thought World War Three had started.”