The Best of Enemies

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For Laurie (and not just because it’s your turn)

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

—Oscar Wilde

Love your enemies, for they tell you your faults.

—Benjamin Franklin

A strong foe is better than a weak friend.

—Edward Dahlberg