Read The Bubble Wrap Boy Online
Authors: Phil Earle
S
chool rocked. I loved it. Everything about it.
Well, it beat being at home, anyway. It beat how I felt when I had to spend time with Mom.
I didn't know how to react when she was around me. I was this mad, fizzing cocktail of feelings. I didn't know it was possible to feel angry, confused, sad, and pitiful at the same time, and I definitely didn't enjoy it. I felt like a can of Coke that was continually being kicked down the stairs.
Fortunately, she was so wrapped up in her “night class” that she didn't realize how I was feeling; it was like no one but Dora existed.
Two weeks had passed since the seizure that led me to her, but according to Dad, things at Oakview were no better.
The fits had continued almost daily, and the doctors were starting to worry about Dora's heart, whether it could cope with the pummeling it was taking. There was an increased chance of a stroke too. I'd only met her once, but I didn't think her cracked shell of a body could cope with that. I tried to find positives: at least I
knew
now; at least Dad was apparently trying to work everything out. But at the same time I was feeling a real sense of urgency. Like if Dad didn't do something soon, it might be too late.
With all the gloom at home, I almost skipped to school every morning. Even though I still took the occasional
walk,
courtesy of the other kids, their blows bounced off me now, nothing in comparison to the bullets that were fired back at Special Fried Nice.
Sinus kept me sane too, although something strange seemed to be happening to him.
Quelle surprise
. At first I thought Dora's story had been too much for him, but it wasn't that. He was acting, well, borderline normal.
I caught him having conversations with kids around school, actual real conversations where they spoke and he listened, and vice versa. They looked as surprised as me. Rumors went around of him being the first living recipient of a brain transplant, but when he heard them he just laughed them off. No signs of bitterness or resentment. Nothing.
The whole notebook thing was different too: it still got whipped out, of course, but not all the time. He'd walk without his nose being thrust into it; he'd look around him, chest out, nodding at other kids as they walked by.
It was weird, different, scary.
He wasn't the only thing changing at school either.
There was something else going on, something
everyone
noticed.
There was graffiti going up everywhere. Wherever there was space, there it was. It had started on the big wall by the yard, with that massive
B,
which over the next week turned into
BW,
then
BWB.
And that was the craziest thing about the graffiti: it was always those same letters appearing. They were sprayed differently on each wall, different colors and types of lettering, but appearing so often that everyone would stop and talk about them.
It was weird how three simple letters started transforming the walls, making the building look like it had a heartbeat of its own. There wasn't a single kid who didn't stop, take it in, and raise their eyebrows in approval.
Teachers weren't so keen, though. Emergency assemblies were called to discuss the graffiti.
“Vandalism!” hollered our principal, Mr. Peach. “Mindless vandalism.”
He challenged the guilty party to “stand up and be judged,” but no one did, even though they would have gotten a standing ovation from every kid in the auditorium. This was hero territory: whoever the artist was, they would be beating the opposite sex off with a stick!
The shoe dropped on the day a new design appeared, and not just a simple
BWB
either. This one was awesome.
The first thing that hit you, as always, was the lettersâseven feet high in green, red, and blue spray paint.
But to their left was the silhouette of a boy in profile, pursing his lips as he blew a succession of small bubbles over the letters. The bubbles weren't moving, of course, but they were sprayed with such intensity that they seemed to shimmer in the light as you walked past.
Not that people
did
just walk past. EVERYONE stopped and stared. Me included. I was mesmerized. Only stopped staring when I was ushered into class.
I came back at break, though, then at lunch and the end of the day, brain itching hard without me quite being able to scratch it.
“Can't take your eyes off it, can you?” a voice behind me asked.
I spun to find Sinus, looking very pleased with himself. He must have finally figured out how to make millions from his wall fetish.
“It's amazing,” I said. “The coolest thing. Must have taken them forever.”
“Him, not them,” he said, sighing.
“What?”
“There is no
them,
only
him,
” he bragged. “Well, me, actually.”
I was staring too hard at the wall to take in what he said at first, but finally my brain caught up.
“What?” I grunted again, Sinus-esque in my vagueness. “What did you say?”
“I said the artist works alone. Always. Because anyone else's input would merely water down my vision.”
“
Your
vision?”
He flicked me a look that said
Work it out, imbecile,
and I did, all the evidence falling into a completed puzzle that simply said: “Sinus is the artist.”
His unsettling fascination with bricks, then the notebook and the endless scribblingâ¦It all made sense now. Well, kind of. I still couldn't quite believe that my friend, my awkward sidekick, could have this kind of talent. But why would he lie?
I jumped on him in excitement, hugging him, trying in vain to lift him into the air. From a distance it must have looked like the Concorde had made an unsuccessful comeback.
“Get off me, will you?” He was blushing. “I hoped this might make me irresistible, but not to you!”
“Why didn't you tell me?” I said. “Why hide something as awesome as this?”
He shrugged, trying to look cool again, although the tips of his lips were curving into a full-on beaming grin.
“Told you I'd do it when I was ready, didn't I?
And
that I'd surprise you.”
“Well, you've definitely done that! Aren't you worried that Peach will find out? And what's with the
BWB
? It's everywhere.”
“Peach doesn't scare me,” he bragged. “Not when it's on behalf of a friend who's desperate.”
I felt myself deflate slightly. After all the abuse he'd dished at me for wanting new friends, here he was wooing some older kid, or, knowing Sinus, probably some girl.
“Who is it, then?” I tried not to sound hurt.
“Have you even looked at this?” he laughed, forcing my head back in the wall's direction.
“Of course I have. All day, pretty much.”
“And have you not noticed what's going on in it?”
“Yeah, there's a kid. And there's bubbles. Loads of them.”
“And which
kid
do you know of who's had a lot of bubbles in his life lately?”
I looked at him blankly and he stared right back. Deeper and harder, untilâ¦WHAM! It slammed me right between the eyebrows.
Not the end of his nose, but the answer.
Me. He was talking about me. Of course he was. I'd had more bubbles than a king-sized Jacuzzi.
“This is for me? But why? I don't get it, Sinus.”
He answered in a voice that was supposed to be Yoda but sounded more like his grandmother on helium. “Many questions you have. Time this will take. But trust in Sinus you must.”
Impatient, I punched him. “Talk normally, you idiot.”
He punched me back but at least talked normally. “Hey! Don't hurt the talent,” he grunted. “Especially when you're my muse. I am doing all this for you.”
“So you said, but what do you
MEAN
?” I was confused to the point of exploding.
“Operation Bubble Wrap, dude. By the time I'm finished, you'll be almost as cool as me.”
Ten minutes before, that comment would've been a massive disappointment. A crushing blow.
But now? With Sinus's new skills?
Maybe, just maybe, he was on to something.
“I
t's fair to say you're a laughingstock right now,” Sinus began helpfully.
This didn't sound like much of a plan so far. Not one that would help, anyway.
“But it doesn't have to be like this,” he continued.
Whew. That sounded more like it.
Sinus whipped a piece of dog-eared paper from his pocket. It looked like it had been there for weeks, including three trips through the washing machine.
“I presume you've seen this?”
“Depends what it is. Strangely enough, I've seen a few things lately. I use these things called eyesâyou might have heard of them?”
He unfolded it with a flourish. I strained to make out the lettering, all melded and morphed into a language that could have been ancient Sanskrit but equally could have been drunken gibberish.
“What is it?” I asked, twisting my head to one side to try to decipher it. “Some kind of holy scripture or something? Because I don't really believe in that stuff.”
He smacked me with the paper impatiently. “And you call me stupid? Have you not looked at the bulletin boards around school, seen what's coming up in just over two months' time?”
I shrugged. I'd spent most of the time lately looking at the floor after the other kids knocked me down.
“This is your shot, Charlie. Redemption. This is your chance to reclaim the cool you'd built up. This is what the BWB is all about, why I've been spraying it everywhere.”
I didn't get it. He might as well have been speaking Swahili, for all the sense he was making.
“It's
Skatefest,
you idiot. A festival of skating. Tricks, half-pipe competitions, races, all sponsored by a skate company.”
“Where?” I peered at the poster but still couldn't make anything out.
“On top of the London Eye. Where d'you think? In the park, of course! They're building a whole day around it. Stuff for everyone. Fair rides, fireworks, everything under the sun.”
I knew what he was saying, but couldn't see how it helped me. I didn't have a board, and even if I did, Mom wouldn't let me out of her sight. Oh, and there was the fact that all the kids had humiliated me last time I set foot on the ramp.
I tried to suggest all these small factors, but he waved them away dismissively.
“Mere details,” he scoffed. “Point oneâyou have a board. The apes gave you one on the day they mummified you.”
“But it's a piece of crap,” I protested.
“Then we'll fix it up. You have savings. Use them! Point twoâyour mom is so distracted by all things Dora that she wouldn't notice if you rode out of the takeout on the back of an elephant. Plus your dad promised you ANYTHING to make you happy. Dude, that's like a golden ticket. Why you haven't tapped him up for every PS3 game known to man, I don't know. But use himâget him to help keep the secret. It's not like he hasn't kept one from youâ¦.”
He was right. It felt weird to use Dad like that, but he
had
promised.
Sinus wasn't finished. “And point three. They may have made fun of you that day at the ramp, but that wasn't because you couldn't skateâit was because your mom's weird.
“You can skateâit pains me to say it, but you can. You may be the Bubble Wrap Boy at the moment, rather than the
nice
nickname they gave you first, but we can change all that, reclaim the name, make it something cool, something to be proud of.”
I looked around at the walls, covered in his art. The design was amazing, but I still wasn't sure if he was right.
“I don't know, Sinus. It all seems kind of unlikely. Aren't they going to laugh me off the ramp as soon as IÂ set foot on it? And what about Mom? If this festival's as big a deal as you say, then she'll see the posters. And if she does, she'll be suspicious. You know what she's like.”
Sinus fixed me with an evil look. “I can't believe you're saying this after all the grief you gave me. You tore me apart for not showing off what I'm good at, and here you are, coming up with every excuse you can to not do something you love!”
“But it's different for me.”
“Yeah, it would be, wouldn't it?” He turned on his heel, threatening to leave. “Because you think you're better than meâyou always have. But I'll tell you something, Charlie Han. I'm going to keep putting the designs up there. Not because I want them to
like
me. Just so they'll finally notice that I've been laughing behind their backs for years.”
Wow, he meant it. Suddenly he had all these crusading morals that I never knew about.
“Plusâ¦if I get a girlfriend out of it, then even better! I have needs, you know.”
Ha! That was more like it.
“But trust me, Charlie. By the time I'm done, âBubble Wrap Boy' will be the most uttered words in the school. Now, if you don't want to make the most of it, then fine. That's up to you. But I'll tell you whatâyou'll never have as good a chance as this again. So think about it, okay?”
And he poked me roughly on the shoulder before slinking off to scope out a new wall, leaving me with an awful lot of thinking to do.