Read The Cat on the Mat is Flat Online
Authors: Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton
One day while out walking
by the sea,
I saw a sign saying,
âBEWARE OF THE BEE.
YOU'LL GET STUNG
UNLESS YOU FLEE!'
But before I could flee,
I saw the bee.
And, even worse,
that bee saw me.
I had to run.
I had to flee.
As fast as my feet
could carry me.
As I ran I saw Terry D
and he looked up and he saw me.
âWhy do you run so fast?' said he.
âWhere are you going, Andy G?'
âThe bee!' I cried.
âCan't you see?
That evil bee is after me.
From that bee I must flee
or it will surely bee-sting me.'
âI see, I see,' said Terry D.
âI see the bee.
I see that I must also flee.
I'll come with you, Andy G.'
And so Terry D ran after me.
We ran and ran quite speedily.
We passed a lady selling tea.
âWhy are you running
so fast?' said she.
âWon't you stop and have some tea?'
âNo time for tea,' said Terry D.
âWe're being chased by an evil bee.
From that bee we must flee
or stung by the bee
we'll surely be.'
âI see,' said the lady selling tea.
âI see the bee.
I see that I must also flee.
Jump aboard my trolley with me.
It's a super-fast trolley
that is powered by tea.'
And so we fled.
We fled, all three.
As fast as we couldâ
pursued by that bee.
But just as we were almost free
the tea-trolley crashed
into a mighty tree.
âQuick!' said Terry,
âclimb up the tree.
As fast as you can,
because here
comes the bee.'
Up we climbed.
One, two, three!
Terry D, the tea-lady and me.
We climbed and climbed
and climbed, we three.
We climbed right up
to the top
of that tree
until there was
nowhere left to flee.
I turned to face our enemyâ
that evil, nasty, stinging beeâ
and said to it most angrily,
âWhy do you seek
to sting us three?
Just buzz off and let us be.'
But the bee just buzzed
with evil glee
and made a bee-line
straight for me!