The Cleaner (20 page)

She leans away, looks at it, and repeats a previous sentiment. “Wow.”

I hand it to her. She studies the handle, the stainless-steel slide, the dark blue steel frame. It’s a nice gun. Some would say a ladies’ gun.

Well, sure. I’ve only ever used it on ladies.

“You ever shot anybody?”

I shrug. Look at the uncocking safety lever on the side. “A couple of times.”

“My God. I bet you killed them, huh?”

She’s looking the most excited she’s been all night. Some women love the element of danger. Some live for it. Some die. “It’s part of the job,” I tell her.

She puts her small hand around the handle, points it ahead, into the street. “Pow!”

“Pow indeed.”

It’s time to get the pistol back.

“Is it loaded?”

“Uh huh.”

The Glock, as I said, cost me a lot of money. That makes
it difficult for me to be parted from it. I’m sober enough to identify that.

“German made, huh? Germans have the highest quality.”

I shake my head and lean my hand out to grab it. They do have the highest quality.

“Austrian,” I say. “Made guns for the Austrian army. They first started supplying them to Norway and Sweden, until the United States came into the picture. Then things really took off. Law enforcement agencies all over the world use Glocks.”

“You know your stuff.”

Sure, I know something about guns. I know if you use jacketed hollow-point bullets, you can make a real mess. The bullet has an opening in the jacket and, on impact, the bullet expands. Small penetration. Huge exit. Yep. I sure know that. Bonded hollow-point bullets can go through the person and carry on, sometimes hitting the next person down the line. The bullets in my Glock are fairly standard. They don’t do a lot of damage, and many law enforcement places don’t use them for that reason. They have a low stopping power.

I take the gun from her. Fold my fingers around the handle. Feels good.

“Feel safer now?” I ask.

“It feels so good holding the gun. Like there’s so much power in my hands. I like holding on to powerful things, Joe. I like touching things that go bang.”

I don’t know what to say.

“How much further, Joe? I’m anxious to start doing other things instead of walking.”

I’m anxious too. “Not far.”

I tuck the gun into the waistband of my jeans and pull my shirttail out to cover it. A few minutes later we come across a park only a half mile or so from home.

“It’s quicker if we go through here,” I say, indicating the park with a sweeping gesture of my arm.

“You sure?”

I nod. Of course I’m sure. Nothing here except us and a whole lot of grass and a few dozen trees. Dawn is on its way. There won’t be any traffic for a few hours yet. Saturday is sleep-in morning for most. Only a few poor bastards have to work.

I’m not one of them.

CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE

The sky above becomes crazy with purple light as the dawn begins to intersect with the night. In the park everything is hazy gray, but not black. The breeze has cooled down since we started walking and become refreshing; the air no longer feels like the inside of an indoor swimming complex. Away from town, away from the drunken lights and insulting music, there’s just fresh air and this green park that is damp beneath my feet. This is the Garden City. My city. It feels invigorating to be away from the stench of cigarette smoke, alcohol, and vomit, though a faint odor of it all is trapped in the fibers of my clothes. My ears are still ringing from the loud music.

I take Melissa deeper into the park. She’s still carrying her shoes. The grass is slightly slippery. It licks at the top of my shoes and wets the leather. Thick patches of trees and bushes break up the landscape, dividing the park into separate areas and hiding us from the street. At this time of the night it no longer feels like summer, but the autumn it’s supposed to be. Melissa has her arm around my waist. I sense she is
beginning to sober up. Within a few more minutes she’ll be scared sober.

“Where are we?” she asks as we come to a stop.

“A park.”

“Why are we stopping?”

“Seemed like a good idea.”

She smiles. “Oh?”

I smile. “Yeah.”

“I like the park. Don’t you, Joe?”

Actually I don’t really care for it. It’s just a big field with a load of grass planted in it that could be ripped up tomorrow and I wouldn’t give a damn. “I guess so,” I say, mustering up some enthusiasm.

“I like coming out at night. When there’s nobody around and nobody to see what you’re doing. I’m a night person, Joe. I like being out when people are asleep. They’re in their world and I’m in this world. Their world has people with jobs and mortgages who can’t afford to take the time to do what they really want to do in life.”

She sounds soberer than I thought.

“Do you know what I mean, Joe?”

I’ve got no idea. Maybe if I listen to her rather than picturing her naked body on the cold grass I’d have a clue. “Sure. I know.”

“You ever been inside somebody’s house at night when they’re sleeping, and you’re just walking around taking a look at their stuff?”

Odd. “Um, can’t really say I have.”

“No?”

“No.”

She leans up and kisses me. Hard. Drops one hand down to the front of my pants, the other down the back. She thrusts her tongue into my mouth and for a second I wonder what she would say if I bit it off. Probably nothing, though not by choice.

The hand at the front of my pants starts moving around. It has a lot of area to cover, especially now. While she’s kissing me, she can’t be talking, but I’m curious as to what she was just talking about. This is fun. Immense fun. And it will be even more fun when I show her my knife.

She stops kissing me and pulls away. Her hand disappears from my crotch.

Her other hand appears as she takes another step back, and in her hand is my gun. It’s pointing at me.

My mind’s registering what’s happening, but failing to process it into the proper information to make me scared. In seconds, I’ve been reduced to a victim. Of all things!

No, wait. Surely there’s something I’m missing. . . .

I’m being looked at by my gun. I’m seeing why people don’t like it from this angle. Is this for real? How could control have slipped away so easily? I take a small step back, and my arms rise up to my chest with my palms facing her.

Melissa says nothing. We both stay silent, the gun the noisiest thing between us even though it’s offering no sound. I try telling myself this is a joke. Her hands are steady, any traces of drunkenness gone. Was she ever drunk? When she carried her drink with her into the ladies’, was she really drinking it? When I used the toilet, was she pouring hers out? Why would she do that?

I could be only seconds away from dying. Then it will be a matter of hours till I’m found, and then not long till I’m linked to the killings. I try to imagine the look on Mom’s face when she finds out. I try to imagine the look on Detective Inspector Schroder’s face when he discovers my IQ was actually higher than that of the potted plant in the corner of the conference room. I think about how hurt Sally will be. Imagining their reactions gives me some pleasure. It is all I have.

Melissa seems to be waiting for me to say something, but I don’t want to be the first one to talk. I know she’ll break the silence because women can’t stay quiet for long, and I’m
sure she’ll feel the need to point something out before she shoots me.

“Aren’t you going to say anything?” she asks.

I shrug. “What’s to say?”

“I thought there would be plenty for a man in your position.”

She’s right. I have plenty of things I want to get off my chest. “Like what?”

She smiles. “Like ‘Why are you pointing the gun at me?’ ”

“Okay. That then.”

“What then?”

“What you said. About pointing the gun at me.”

“You don’t like it?” she asks.

“Not really.”

“What’s this little baby loaded with?” she asks, taking a quick glance at the gun.

“Bullets.”

“That’s very clever.”

“Thank you.”

“What sort of bullets?” she asks.

“Nine-millimeter Luger.”

“Yes, but which type?”

“Jacketed pre-fragmented.”

She takes a few steps back so she can throw a longer look at the gun and not be too close for me to jump her. “Ah. Metal jacket, separate projectiles compressed inside. Reliable feeding, and fast too.”

How could she know that? I try to add up the distance between us. I’m guessing it’s about fifteen feet. Too much ground for me to cover. Way too much ground when the person holding the gun knows how jacketed pre-fragmented bullets are made. I’m sure she wants me to compliment her on her gun knowledge. Well, she’s going to have to wait.

“Take your pants off,” she orders.

“What?”

“You heard me.”

My heart’s beating hard. It’s really slamming away, both from fear and excitement. I feel woozy, as though all the blood in my body is draining down to my feet. A good amount of it is pooling up in my crotch. I lower my hands to my waist and undo my belt. I keep my eyes on her face. Her blue eyes, even in this purple light, are sparkling. She looks excited.

The gun stays rock steady. She’s calm and collected. She knows what she is doing. I have no idea. Has she ever done this before? I keep looking into her eyes, and though I may be wrong, they appear to be getting bluer. They look stronger now that she has all this power. She’s getting off on it. Her breathing’s becoming louder.

I unzip my fly. Lower my jeans. Then I straighten up and stare at her.

“Take ’em off.”

“You gonna shoot me if I don’t?”

“I’m going to shoot you either way.”

She’s being honest. Nothing wrong with that. Guess her mother taught her not to lie too. I bend down and untie my shoes, flicking them off with my feet. I pull my left leg out, then I manage to remove my jeans without falling over.

“Toss them toward me.”

They land in a heap at her feet. The belt jingles and my keys fall out. I’m hoping she’ll get distracted and look down at them, but she doesn’t. I’m left standing in my shirt, boxers, and socks. Oh, and an erection. I’m standing here with a huge one of those.

“Shirt.”

“What about it?”

“Send it over.”

I pull the polo over my head, screw it into a ball, and toss it over to her. The morning gray is no longer gray, and the purple is fading to blue. She doesn’t look down at the clothes.

“How did you get those scars?”

I look down at my chest, my stomach, my shoulders and arms. Scars from women who disagreed with dying.

“Can’t remember.”

“Catching criminals, was it?”

“Something like that.”

“Socks.”

I pull them off, wind them into a ball, and flick them over to her. They land on my shirt. The grass is cold and I’m shivering like crazy.

“Boxers.”

I don’t even hesitate.

She looks at my erection. It’s bouncing slightly. She keeps looking down there, and slowly she takes a wider stance. She keeps one hand on the gun, but uses the other to flip her hair back over her shoulder. Then she touches the tip of her finger against her lips. Runs it back and forth slowly as if she is thinking deeply about something.

“Is that all you have to offer?” she finally asks.

“I’ve had no complaints so far.”

“How could you? You probably gag them first.”

“What is it you want?”

“See that tree to your left?”

It’s a skinny tree, but the only one there. “You want the tree?”

“Head over there.”

When I get there I lean against it. She fishes into her handbag and pulls something out, which she tosses over to me. I make no attempt to catch.

“Pick them up.”

A pair of handcuffs. Great. “Why?”

She points the gun at my dick. I pick the handcuffs up.

“Snap one of them on your left wrist.”

“What are you going to do?” I ask.

“What am I going to do?” she repeats, in case I hadn’t heard my own question. “I’m going to shoot your balls off if you don’t do what I ask.”

I quickly snap one of the cold metal bracelets around my wrist. The ratchet in the mechanism clicks as it locks into place.

“Lie down on your back, stretch your arms around the tree, and handcuff yourself on the other side.”

“You sure?”

“Positive.”

“Still time to change your mind.”

“Do it before I get annoyed with your charm.”

I follow her orders. The grass itches at my back as I lie on it. I can’t get comfortable, but I doubt that would worry her. Nice view from here, though. The stars are still out but fading. It’s as though they’re leaving this universe, dying in this purple light. I reach around the tree and lock my other wrist into place.

She keeps the gun pointed at me, walks around the tree, and checks. Bending down she tightens the cuffs where I failed. They squeeze against the bones in my wrist. It hurts, but I don’t groan, don’t show any signs of pain. Yep, I’m a real man. A real man with no idea what’s going on.

She comes back around to face me and pulls out another set of handcuffs. She seems to have come prepared.

I consider kicking up at her as she locks them into place around my ankles. Won’t do me any good, though. She has the gun. She has the keys. I’ve nothing but an erection that can’t reach her from here. I pull at the handcuffs, then pull at the tree, but it’s no use.

“Comfortable, Joe?”

“Not really.”

She grabs the sides of my jacket and pulls them outward. “What else do you have in here?”

I’m not answering. Whether I lie or not, she’s still going to check. She rummages through the pockets and finds the knife.

“You carry some interesting items, Joe.”

I shrug, though she doesn’t see it. It’s a smaller motion
when you’re lying down with your arms stretched over your head. She tosses the knife in the air—end over handle, handle over end—and catches it by the hilt, blade pointing ahead. She handles it better than I do. Maybe she’s a chef. She hunts through my jeans and finds my wallet.

“No identification, huh?”