The Complete Crime Stories (25 page)

“I'll say it's unusual.”

“Just listen to that rain come down.”

“What do you do with yourself, Flora?”

“Me? Oh, I work. I got a job in a drive-in.”

“Slinging hot dogs, hey?”

“I wish you'd talk about something else.”

“A hot dog sure would go good now, wouldn't it?”

“I was the one that played dumb this morning. They wanted me to wait for breakfast, but I was in such a hurry to get away I wouldn't listen to them. I haven't had anything to eat all day.”

“Breakfast? Say, that's a laugh.”

“Haven't you had anything to eat either?”

“I haven't et a breakfast in so long I've forgot what it tastes like. By the time they get around to me it's always dinnertime, and even then, when they get to me, sometimes they close the window in my face.”

“I guess it's hard, hitchhiking and—”

“Flora! Are we the couple of dopes!”

“What's the matter, Jack?”

“Talking about hot dogs and breakfast. That store! There's enough grub in there to feed an army!”

“You mean—just take it?”

“You think it's going to walk over here and ask us to eat it? Come on! Here's where we eat!”

When he seized the largest of the carpenter's chisels and the hammer, she still sat there, watching him, and didn't follow when he went outside. He splashed around to the rear of the store, drove the chisel into the crack of the door, pulled. Something snapped, and he pushed the door open. He waited a moment, the rain pouring on him from the roof, for the sound of the burglar alarm, but he heard nothing. He groped for the light switch, found it, snapped it, but nothing happened. If all wires were down in the storm, that might explain the silent burglar alarm. He began to grope his way toward the shelves. Suddenly he felt her beside him, there in the murk.

“If you've got the nerve, I have.”

She was looking square into his eyes, and he felt a throb of excitement.

“The worst they can do is put us in jail. Well—I been there before, haven't I? Plenty of times—but I'm still here.”

He turned to the shelves again, didn't see her look at him queerly, hesitate, and start to leave before deciding to follow him. His hand touched something and he gave an exclamation.

“What is it, Jack?”

“Matches! Now we're coming.”

Lighting matches, poking and peering, they located the canned goods section.

“Here's soup. My, Jack, that'll be good!”

“O.K. on soup.”

“What kind do you like?

“Any kind. So it's got meat in it.”

“Mulligatawny?”

“Take two. Small size, so they'll heat quick.”

“Peas?”

“O.K.”

She set the cans on the counter, but he continued searching, and presently yelled:

“Got it, Flora, got it! I knew it had to be there!”

“What is it, Jack?”

“Chicken! Canned chicken! Just look at it!”

He found currant jelly, found instant coffee, condensed milk, a package of lump sugar, found cigarettes.

“O.K., Flora. Anything else you want?”

“I can't think of anything else, Jack.”

“Let's go.”

When they got back to the house again, it was dark. He put more wood on the fire, went back to the kitchen, filled the bucket again. When he returned, to put it on the fire, he noticed she had put on her stockings, sweater, and skirt. He felt his own denims. They were dry. He put them on. But when he went to put on his shoes his feet recoiled from their cold dampness. He let them lie, sat down, and pulled the robe over his feet. She started to laugh.

“Wonder what we're going to eat off of?”

“We'll soon fix that.”

He found the saw, found a piece of smooth board, sawed off two squares. “How's that?”

“Fine. Just like plates.”

“Here's a couple of chisels for forks.”

“We sure do help ourselves.”

“If you don't help yourself, nobody'll do it for you.”

When the water began to steam, they dropped the cans in—the big can of chicken shaped like a flatiron first, the others on top of it. They sat side by side and watched. After a while they fished out the soup, and he took a chisel and hammer and neatly excised the tops. “Take it easy, Flora. Watch you don't cut your lip.”

They put the cans to their mouths, drank. “Oh, is that good! Is that good!” Her voice throbbed as she spoke.

Panting, they gulped the soup, tilting the cans to let the meat and vegetables slip down their throats.

They fished out the other cans then, and he opened them, the chicken last. She took it by a leg and quickly lifted it to one of their plates.

“Don't spill the juice. We'll drink that out of the can.”

“I haven't spilled a drop, Flora. Wait a minute. There's a knife here, I'll cut it in half.”

He jumped up, looked for the carpenter's trimming knife he had used to whittle the kindling. He couldn't find it.

“Damn it, there was a knife here. What did I do with it?”

She said nothing.

He cut the chicken in half with the hammer and chisel. They ate like a pair of animals, sometimes stopping to gasp for breath. Presently nothing was left but wet spots on the board plates. He got fresh water and set it on the fire. It heated quickly. He went to the kitchen, washed out the soup cans, came back, made the coffee in them. He opened the milk and sugar, gave each can a judicious dose.

“There you are, Flora. You can stir it with a chisel.”

“That's just what I was wishing for all the time—that I could have a good cup of coffee, and then it would be perfect.”

“Is it O.K.?”

“Grand.”

He offered her a cigarette, but she said she didn't smoke. He lit up, inhaled, lay back on the couch of tar paper. He was warm, full, and content. He watched her when she got up and cleared away the cans and bucket. She found a rag in the tool kit, dipped it in the last of the hot water.

“Don't you want me to wipe the grease off your hands?”

He held out his hands, and she wiped them. She wiped her own hands, put the rag with the other stuff, sat down beside him. He held out his hand, open. She hesitated, looked at him a moment as she had looked at him in the store, put her hand in his.

“We ain't got it so bad, Flora.”

“I'll say we haven't. Not to what we might have. We could have been drowned.”

He put his arm around her, drew her to him. She let her head fall on his shoulder. He could smell her hair, and his throat contracted, as though he were going to cry. For the first time in his short battered life he was happy. His grip on her tightened, he pushed his cheek against hers. She buried her face in his neck. He kept nuzzling her, felt his lips nearing her mouth. Then he pulled her to him hard, felt her yield, turn her head for his kiss.

Convulsively he winced. There was a sharp pain in the pit of his stomach. He looked down, saw something rough and putty-stained about the neck of her sweater. Instantly he knew what it was, what it was there for. He jumped up.

“So—that's where the knife was. I pull you out of the gutter, feed you, take you in my arms, and all the time you're getting ready to stick me in the back with that thing.”

She started to cry. “I never saw you before. You said you'd been in jail, and I didn't know what you were fixing to do to me!”

He lit a cigarette, walked around the room. Once more he felt cold, forlorn, and bitter, the way he felt on the road. He looked out. The rain was slackening. He threw away the cigarette, sat down on the floor, drove his feet into the cold clammy shoes. Savagely he knotted the stiff laces. Then, without a word to her, he went slogging out into the night.

Joy Ride to Glory

I
was assigned to the kitchen, dipping grub for the guards, not the cons like the radio said I was. I had been in the laundry, but my fingers and toes all swelled up and I got a ringing in the ears from the liquid soap, so they switched me to the kitchen. My name is Red Conley. If you don't quite recollect who Red Conley is, go down to the public library and look him up in the Los Angeles newspapers. You'll find out a funny thing about him. According to them write-ups, Red Conley is dead.

It had been raining all morning, and around eleven the meat truck drives up. They let it right in the yard, and Cookie yells for me and Bugs Calenso to unload it. Bugs, he's got three concurrents and two consecutives running against him, and some of it's violation of parole, so they don't bother to figure it up any more. Along about 2042, with good behavior and friends on the outside, he's eligible. Me, I'm in for rolling six tires down the hill from Mullins's Garage, which seemed to be a good idea at the time, but I was doing a one-to-five before we even got the papers off them. Still, I had served a year, and was up for parole, and it looked O.K., and if I'd let it ride I'd have been out in a month.

So me and Bugs, we split it up with me handling the meat, account I'm younger, and him handling the hooks, account he knows how. I'd pull out a quarter of beef, then brace under it, then come up. Then I'd tote it to the cold storage room, and Bugs would catch it with the hook that swiveled to the overhead trolley. Then he'd throw the switch and I'd shove the stuff in place, the forequarters on one rail, the hindquarters on another. There was four steers on the truck, two of them for someplace down the line, two of them for the prison. That meant eight quarters of meat, and I guess I took ten minutes, because beef is not feathers, and I needed a rest in between. But then it was all moved, and Bugs give a yelp for the driver, who was not outside, where he generally waited, but inside, account of the rain. So he yelped back, from inside the corridors someplace, and then we hollered some more and said what was he doing, stalling around so he could get a free meal off the taxpayers of the state of California, and why don't he take away his truck? So Cookie joins in, and quite a few joins in, and some very good gags was made, and it was against the rules but it felt good to holler.

So Bugs was grinning at me, standing there in the door, but then all of a sudden he wasn't grinning any more and he was looking at me hard. Then overhead I hear the planes. You understand how this was? The kitchen door is out back, and there's a guard on that part of the wall. But he's a spotter, see? He's a spotter for the army, and just to make sure, he spots everything, and there he is now, with his rifle over one arm and his head thrown back, to see what's coming. Three fast ones break out of a cloud, the split-tail jobs with two motors, but Bugs, he don't wait. He motions to me and we take two steps. Then he checks front and I check rear. Then he vaults in the truck and I follow him. Then we lay down, in between quarters of beef.

We were hardly flat when the driver came out, still yelling gags at the guys in the kitchen. He climbs in, starts, rolls a little way, and stops, and we hear him say something to the guards at the gate. Then he gets going again, and starts down the hill on the motor, so it begins to backfire. He goes so fast I have to lock my throat to keep the wind from being shook out of me, ha-ha-ha-ha like that. Bugs, he seems to be having the same kind of trouble, but we both hang on and choke it back, whatever the driver might hear. He's a little fat guy, and he sings the “Prisoner's Song” pretty lousy, but he slows down for the boulevard stop at the bottom of the hill. That was when Bugs grabs my neck for a handhold and stands up. He stands right over me, so I can see his face, where it's all twisted with this maniac look, and his hands, where they were hooked to come in on the driver's neck.

Then I woke up for the first time to the spot I was in. Here, with one month to go only, I had got myself in the same truck with this killer, and made myself just as guilty of whatever was done as he was. I yelled at the driver then, as loud as I could scream. He hit the brake and turned around, but he was too late. That jerk threw Bugs right on top of him, and them hooks came together so his tongue popped out of his mouth. I grabbed at Bugs and begged him to quit, but then I woke up to what was going on outside. The truck was still rolling, and if something wasn't done in about two seconds it was going over in the ditch. I reached over and grabbed the wheel, then I slid over the seat on my belly till I was on the right-hand side beside the driver, so with my left foot I could shove down the brake.

All during that time the driver was being pulled over backwards, so he arched up till his knees touched the wheel. Then something cracked, and I felt sick to my stomach. Then it wasn't the driver back of the wheel, it was Bugs. He was panting like some kind of an animal, but he threw it in gear and we started off. Pretty soon he says: “Get back there, go through his pockets, and find his cigarettes.”

“Get back there yourself.”

“Oh, just a passenger, hey?”

“Just a fall guy, maybe.”

“O.K., fall guy, suppose you keep an eye out behind, see if they're following us. Because if they're not, maybe we still got a little time, before it's a general alarm.”

“Haven't you got a mirror?”

“Oh, just a passenger after all, hey?”

“What you kill that guy for?”

“What you think I killed him for? So he cooperates, and he's doing it. Like he is now, he don't give no trouble.”

“We could have tied him up, or dropped him off, or knocked him out. We could have handled him somehow, so they wouldn't have this on us.”

“You done all you could.”

“You bet I did.”

“I hope he appreciates it.”

“Shut up and drive.”

“Says who?”

I hauled off and let him have it, right in the mouth. His foot came off the gas, and we slowed, and I stamped on the brake, and we stopped. I let him have it again, so the blood spurted out of his lip. Then I grabbed him, jerked him out from behind the wheel, and drove my fist in till my arm was numb and his face looked like something the butcher would pitch in the bucket. Then I kicked him into my seat, took the wheel myself, and went on. It didn't do any good. We were in the same old truck, with the rain pouring down in front, a dead man in behind, and headed nowhere. But it made me feel better.

On the dashboard was a button at the top of what looked like a grill, and I give it a twist. Plenty of drivers have shortwave, so they can pick up the police calls, and I figured I could find out what was being done about us. But 'stead of a grill it was a panel, and it opened up on a compartment full of cigarettes, chewing gum, maps, apples, and what looked to me like a flashlight. I took the cigarettes and lit up, and had me a deep inhale, and all the time he was looking at me, and I was wondering whether to give him one, just because he couldn't help being like he was, and anyway I'd done all I wanted to do to him, and maybe more than I really wanted to do. I began sliding one out of the pack, when he moved. When I looked up I knew that flashlight wasn't a flashlight at all, it was a automatic. Because I was looking straight into it.

“Rat, you listening what I say?”

“I hear every word, Bugs.”

“Drive.”

“I'm driving.”

“Drive like I tell you to drive.”

“Just say it, Bugs.”

He told me, and we began a zigzag course, part on the main highways, part on the crossroads, but as near as I could tell we were zigzagging for Los Angeles, and getting there. Then we had to stop for a freight that was crossing. Ahead of us was a green sedan, and for a while Bugs sat there looking at it and bearing down on some chocolate bars he found in with the apple. Then he sits up and says: “Bump him!
Bump him!”

“What do you mean, bump him?”

“Bump him so he has to get out!”

I came up slow, then stepped on it so I smacked right into the rear bumper of the sedan. I no sooner untangled than Bugs jumped out and ran around front, shoving the gun in his pants as he went. Sure enough, the guy gets out, and Bugs began yelling and pointing at the truck. But the guy can't make any sense out of it because he's looking at Bugs's face, where it's still running blood, and he can't connect all that grief with the little bump he felt. Bugs just keeps on talking. All that time the freight is going by, and he can't take a chance the train crew might hop off to help some guy out. But soon as the bell stops he whips out the gun and tells the guy to peel off his clothes and hand over his dough. I hop out then, and run around the right-hand side and jump in the sedan and slide over behind the wheel. But Bugs thought of that. By the time I was set he had the guy out front, blocking me off. The guy's taking orders now, and each piece of his clothes he peels, Bugs lays it on the hood and covers it with the guy's raincoat. When the guy's stripped naked, so his teeth are chattering and he's begging Bugs not to keep him out there in the rain any more, Bugs plugs him. It was like something in a movie. First I could see them in front, on the other side of this pile of clothes on the hood, then comes the shot, and I can see Bugs and I can't see him. Then Bugs has scooped up the clothes under his arm and is jumping in the back door of the sedan, telling me to drive. I start up, and I cut the wheel hard left. But the right side of the car goes up, then bumps down, as we go over something soft.

When Bugs climbed up in the front seat, maybe a half hour later, he was all dressed up in the guy's clothes and his face was wiped off a little. He didn't really look good, but he wasn't in prison denims, like I was, and he could take out some money and count it. There was quite a little money, and he took quite a while. Then he says: “I guess you wonder why you killed
him
too?”

“You're running it, Bugs.”

“Nekkid like he is, they may be quite a while identifying him, see? Without any driver's license, or Elks' pin, or tailor's label, or that stuff they generally go on, they might be some little time. Well, all that time we're moving, you get it, stupid? We're on our way, and they don't know what car we got, or the number of it, or anything at all, except we're not no longer hauling meat. Pretty, isn't it?”

“Oh, it's clever. I can see that.”

“I killed him so he can't talk to the cops and tell them what they might want to know. Of course, we all know
you
killed him.”

“Yeah, that's right.”

“What do you mean, ‘that's right'?”

“I mean if you say I killed him.”

“Quit cracking smart.”

“O.K.”

“And quit chattering them teeth.”

Changing cars I had got wet, and he hadn't give me any chocolate bars, and I was cold and hungry and weak, and my teeth were chattering all right. I bit down on them, and they stopped. It was four or five in the afternoon by then, and we were in Los Angeles already, and I began wondering why he didn't kill me. He had everything he wanted, a car, a suit, a raincoat, and dough. He didn't need me any more. Then I got this awful sensation in the pit of my stomach, when I saw he
was
going to kill me, and it was just a question of when. He sat there staring at me, the gun in his lap, and I figured it would be at the next stop. So when we come to it I went right through. He snarled like a mad dog. “What's the big idea, going through that light?”

“I didn't see it.”

“I told you quit cracking smart.”

“I swear I didn't see it.”

“You want some cops stopping us?”

“If you don't see it, why would you stop?”

“You stop at the next one, though.”

“Oh, sure.”

The next one, I went through at seventy, and he began to scream. He'd have plugged me right there, but at that speed he was afraid. But I had the mirror and he didn't, and back of us I see a light, just a single. Then behind that there's another one, and then still another. I hold on seventy, but they begin closing in. The next light, I come off the gas, like I'm going to do like I'm told, and stop. I feel him tighten, and aim the gun. When we dropped to forty I hit the brake and cut the wheel. We spun around like something crazy. Inside, it's like we've exploded, because he's thrown on the floor but he shoots just the same. Whether I'm hit I don't know, but I throw open the door and jump. Inside there's more shots, and outside the motorcycles deploy, all three guns barking. I start to run, then I go down. But I don't lay there. Because it was the torrent in the gutter that threw me, and it rushed me along like I was a hunk of rubble. I try to get up and can't. Then all of a sudden it's pitch dark and I'm falling. Then I crash down, so I think my back is broken. Then the water is rushing me along again, and I tumble where I am.

I'm in a storm drain.

They have them all over the city, some little, made out of terra-cotta pipe, some big, made out of concrete sections. They run under streets, and every so often there's a manhole, so they can clean them out, and off under the sidewalks are intakes, to tap the flow in the gutter. In the intakes, they got handholds and bars, just in case somebody did fall in, and if I'd been quick I might have saved myself, but I was too crossed up. How big the pipe was that I was in I don't know, but at a guess I would say three feet, maybe. In that was running about a foot of water, and I was bumping along with it, feet first. I kept trying to stop, but I couldn't. Over my face all the time the water kept pouring, and I kept gasping for air, and every time I'd gasp I'd swallow a gallon and then start over again.

How long that went on I don't know. It seemed like an hour, but figuring it up now, I'd say about a minute. Then I see some gray light, and almost before I knew it, I was shooting past another intake pipe. I caught it, and four or five feet away, I could see bars. I reached and tried to grab one, but the water was pulling me back. I slipped off and went helloing down the black pipe again, still trying to breathe, still strangling from the water that was pouring over me. But my mind began to work, anyway a little bit. I knew there'd be another intake further on, and I set myself to watch for it and grab for a handhold. But I was watching on the right-hand side, where the other one had come in, and I shot right by one on the left. Then a couple more went by and I began to scream. It came to me, somehow, what a no-account life I'd led, and here I was, winding it up like a rat in a sewer, and even with the water in my mouth I began to scream like a maniac.