The Complete Father Brown Mysteries [Annotated, With Introduction, Rare Additional Material] (124 page)

‘
Do
you mean — ?’ began his host hastily.

‘
It
is here,’ said Father Brown, and stamped on the hearthrug. ‘Here, under the elegant
Persian rug in this cosy and comfortable room.’

‘
Where
in the world did you find that?’

‘
I’ve
just remembered,’ said Father Brown, ‘that I found it in my sleep.’

He
closed his eyes as if trying to picture a dream, and went on dreamily:

‘
This
is a murder story turning on the problem of How to Hide the Body; and I found it
in my sleep. I was always woken up every morning by hammering from this building.
On that morning I half-woke up, went to sleep again and woke once more,
expecting to find it late; but it wasn’t. Why? Because there had been hammering
that morning, though all the usual work had stopped; short, hurried hammering
in the small hours before dawn. Automatically a man sleeping stirs at such a
familiar sound. But he goes to sleep again, because the usual sound is not at
the usual hour. Now why did a certain secret criminal want all the work to
cease suddenly; and only new workers come in? Because, if the old workers had
come in next day, they would have found a new piece of work done in the night.
The old workers would have known where they left off; and they would have found
the whole flooring of this room already nailed down. Nailed down by a man who
knew how to do it; having mixed a good deal with the workmen and learned their
ways.’

As
he spoke, the door was pushed open and a head poked in with a thrusting motion;
a small head at the end of a thick neck and a face that blinked at them through
glasses.

‘
Henry
Sand said,’ observed Father Brown, staring at the ceiling, ‘that he was no good
at hiding things. But I think he did himself an injustice.’

Henry
Sand turned and moved swiftly away down the corridor.

‘
He
not only hid his thefts from the firm quite successfully for years,’ went on the
priest with an air of abstraction, ‘but when his uncle discovered them, he hid
his uncle’s corpse in an entirely new and original manner.’

At
the same instant Stanes again rang a bell, with a long strident steady ringing;
and the little man with the glass eye was propelled or shot along the corridor after
the fugitive, with something of the rotatory motion of a mechanical figure in a
zoetrope. At the same moment, Father Brown looked out of the window, leaning
over a small balcony, and saw five or six men start from behind bushes and
railings in the street below and spread out equally mechanically like a fan or
net; opening out after the fugitive who had shot like a bullet out of the front
door. Father Brown saw only the pattern of the story; which had never strayed
from that room; where Henry had strangled Hubert and hid his body under
impenetrable flooring, stopping the whole work on the building to do it. A
pin-prick had started his own suspicions; but only to tell him he had been led
down the long loop of a lie. The point of the pin was that it was pointless.

He
fancied he understood Stanes at last, and he liked to collect queer people who were
difficult to understand. He realized that this tired gentleman, whom he had
once accused of having green blood, had indeed a sort of cold green flame of
conscientiousness or conventional honour, that had made him first shift out of
a shady business, and then feel ashamed of having shifted it on to others; and
come back as a bored laborious detective; pitching his camp on the very spot
where the corpse had been buried; so that the murderer, finding him sniffing so
near the corpse, had wildly staged the alternative drama of the dressing-gown
and the drowned man. All that was plain enough, but, before he withdrew his
head from the night air and the stars, Father Brown threw one glance upwards at
the vast black bulk of the cyclopean building heaved far up into the night, and
remembered Egypt and Babylon, and all that is at once eternal and ephemeral in
the work of man.

‘
I
was right in what I said first of all,’ he said. ‘It reminds one of Coppee’s poem
about the Pharaoh and the Pyramid. This house is supposed to be a hundred houses;
and yet the whole mountain of building is only one man’s tomb.’

This
queer incident, in some ways perhaps the queerest of the many that came his way,
happened to Father Brown at the time when his French friend Flambeau had retired
from the profession of crime and had entered with great energy and success on
the profession of crime investigator. It happened that both as a thief and a thief-taker,
Flambeau had rather specialized in the matter of jewel thefts, on which he was
admitted to be an expert, both in the matter of identifying jewels and the
equally practical matter of identifying jewel-thieves. And it was in connection
with his special knowledge of this subject, and a special commission which it
had won for him, that he rang up his friend the priest on the particular
morning on which this story begins.

Father
Brown was delighted to hear the voice of his old friend, even on the telephone;
but in a general way, and especially at that particular moment, Father Brown was
not very fond of the telephone. He was one who preferred to watch people’s faces
and feel social atmospheres, and he knew well that without these things, verbal
messages are apt to be very misleading, especially from total strangers. And it
seemed as if, on that particular morning, a swarm of total strangers had been
buzzing in his ear with more or less unenlightening verbal messages; the telephone
seemed to be possessed of a demon of triviality. Perhaps the most distinctive voice
was one which asked him whether he did not issue regular permits for murder and
theft upon the payment of a regular tariff hung up in his church; and as the
stranger, on being informed that this was not the case, concluded the colloquy
with a hollow laugh, it may be presumed that he remained unconvinced. Then an
agitated, rather inconsequent female voice rang up requesting him to come round
at once to a certain hotel he had heard of some forty-five miles on the road to
a neighbouring cathedral town; the request being immediately followed by a
contradiction in the same voice, more agitated and yet more inconsequent,
telling him that it did not matter and that he was not wanted after all. Then
came an interlude of a Press agency asking him if he had anything to say on
what a Film Actress had said about Moustaches for Men; and finally yet a third
return of the agitated and inconsequent lady at the hotel, saying that he was
wanted, after all. He vaguely supposed that this marked some of the hesitations
and panics not unknown among those who are vaguely veering in the direction of
Instruction, but he confessed to a considerable relief when the voice of
Flambeau wound up the series with a hearty threat of immediately turning up for
breakfast.

Father
Brown very much preferred to talk to a friend sitting comfortably over a pipe, but
it soon appeared that his visitor was on the warpath and full of energy, having
every intention of carrying off the little priest captive on some important
expedition of his own. It was true that there was a special circumstance
involved which might be supposed to claim the priest’s attention. Flambeau had
figured several times of late as successfully thwarting a theft of famous precious
stones; he had torn the tiara of the Duchess of Dulwich out of the very hand of
the bandit as he bolted through the garden. He laid so ingenious a trap for the
criminal who planned to carry off the celebrated Sapphire Necklace that the
artist in question actually carried off the copy which he had himself planned
to leave as a substitute.

Such
were doubtless the reasons that had led to his being specially summoned to guard
the delivery of a rather different sort of treasure; perhaps even more valuable
in its mere materials, but possessing also another sort of value. A world-famous
reliquary, supposed to contain a relic of St. Dorothy the martyr, was to be
delivered at the Catholic monastery in a cathedral town; and one of the most
famous of international jewel-thieves was supposed to have an eye on it; or rather
presumably on the gold and rubies of its setting, rather than its purely
hagiological importance. Perhaps there was something in this association of
ideas which made Flambeau feel that the priest would be a particularly appropriate
companion in his adventure; but anyhow, he descended on him, breathing fire and
ambition and very voluble about his plans for preventing the theft.

Flambeau
indeed bestrode the priest’s hearth gigantically and in the old swaggering musketeer
attitude, twirling his great moustaches.

‘
You
can’t,’ he cried, referring to the sixty-mile road to Casterbury. ‘You can’t allow
a profane robbery like that to happen under your very nose.’

The
relic was not to reach the monastery till the evening; and there was no need for
its defenders to arrive earlier; for indeed a motor-journey would take them the
greater part of the day. Moreover, Father Brown casually remarked that there
was an inn on the road, at which he would prefer to lunch, as he had been already
asked to look in there as soon as was convenient.

As
they drove along through a densely wooded but sparsely inhabited landscape, in which
inns and all other buildings seemed to grow rarer and rarer, the daylight began
to take on the character of a stormy twilight even in the heat of noon; and
dark purple clouds gathered over dark grey forests. As is common under the lurid
quietude of that kind of light, what colour there was in the landscape gained a
sort of secretive glow which is not found in objects under the full sunlight;
and ragged red leaves or golden or orange fungi seemed to burn with a dark fire
of their own. Under such a half-light they came to a break in the woods like a
great rent in a grey wall, and saw beyond, standing above the gap, the tall and
rather outlandish-looking inn that bore the name of the Green Dragon.

The
two old companions had often arrived together at inns and other human habitations,
and found a somewhat singular state of things there; but the signs of
singularity had seldom manifested themselves so early. For while their car was
still some hundreds of yards from the dark green door, which matched the dark
green shutters of the high and narrow building, the door was thrown open with
violence and a woman with a wild mop of red hair rushed to meet them, as if she
were ready to board the car in full career. Flambeau brought the car to a
standstill but almost before he had done so, she thrust her white and tragic face
into the window, crying:

‘
Are
you Father Brown?’ and then almost in the same breath; ‘who is this man?’

‘
This
gentleman’s name is Flambeau,’ said Father Brown in a tranquil manner, ‘and what
can I do for you?’

‘
Come
into the inn,’ she said, with extraordinary abruptness even under the circumstances.
‘There’s been a murder done.’

They
got out of the car in silence and followed her to the dark green door which opened
inwards on a sort of dark green alley, formed of stakes and wooden pillars,
wreathed with vine and ivy, showing square leaves of black and red and many
sombre colours. This again led through an inner door into a sort of large parlour
hung with rusty trophies of Cavalier arms, of which the furniture seemed to be
antiquated and also in great confusion, like the inside of a lumber-room. They
were quite startled for the moment; for it seemed as if one large piece of lumber
rose and moved towards them; so dusty and shabby and ungainly was the man who
thus abandoned what seemed like a state of permanent immobility.

Strangely
enough, the man seemed to have a certain agility of politeness, when once he did
move; even if it suggested the wooden joints of a courtly step-ladder or an obsequious
towel-horse. Both Flambeau and Father Brown felt that they had hardly ever
clapped eyes on a man who was so difficult to place. He was not what is called
a gentleman; yet he had something of the dusty refinement of a scholar; there
was something faintly disreputable or declasse about him; and yet the smell of
him was rather bookish than Bohemian. He was thin and pale, with a pointed nose
and a dark pointed beard; his brow was bald, but his hair behind long and lank
and stringy; and the expression of his eyes was almost entirely masked by a
pair of blue spectacles. Father Brown felt that he had met something of the
sort somewhere, and a long time ago; but he could no longer put a name to it.
The lumber he sat among was largely literary lumber; especially bundles of
seventeenth-century pamphlets.

‘
Do
I understand the lady to say,’ asked Flambeau gravely, ‘that there is a murder here?’

The
lady nodded her red ragged head rather impatiently; except for those flaming elf-locks
she had lost some of her look of wildness; her dark dress was of a certain
dignity and neatness; her features were strong and handsome; and there was
something about her suggesting that double strength of body and mind which makes
women powerful, particularly in contrast with men like the man in blue spectacles.
Nevertheless, it was he who gave the only articulate answer, intervening with a
certain antic gallantry.

‘
It
is true that my unfortunate sister-in-law,’ he explained, ‘has almost this moment
suffered a most appalling shock which we should all have desired to spare her.
I only wish that I myself had made the discovery and suffered only the further
distress of bringing the terrible news. Unfortunately it was Mrs Flood herself
who found her aged grandfather, long sick and bedridden in this hotel, actually
dead in the garden; in circumstances which point only too plainly to violence and
assault. Curious circumstances, I may say, very curious circumstances indeed.’
And he coughed slightly, as if apologizing for them.

Flambeau
bowed to the lady and expressed his sincere sympathies; then he said to the man:
‘I think you said, sir, that you are Mrs Flood’s brother-in-law.’

‘
I
am Dr Oscar Flood,’ replied the other. ‘My brother, this lady’s husband, is at present
away on the Continent on business, and she is running the hotel. Her grandfather
was partially paralysed and very far advanced in years. He was never known to
leave his bedroom; so that really these extraordinary circumstances . . .’

‘
Have
you sent for a doctor or the police?’ asked Flambeau.

‘
Yes,’
replied Dr Flood, ‘we rang up after making the dreadful discovery; but they can
hardly be here for some hours. This roadhouse stands so very remote. It is only
used by people going to Casterbury or even beyond. So we thought we might ask for
your valuable assistance until — ’

‘
If
we are to be of any assistance,’ said Father Brown, interrupting in too abstracted
a manner to seem uncivil, ‘I should say we had better go and look at the
circumstances at once.’

He
stepped almost mechanically towards the door; and almost ran into a man who was
shouldering his way in; a big, heavy young man with dark hair unbrushed and untidy,
who would nevertheless have been rather handsome save for a slight disfigurement
of one eye, which gave him rather a sinister appearance.

‘
What
the devil are you doing?’ he blurted out, ‘telling every Tom, Dick and Harry — at
least you ought to wait for the police.’

‘
I
will be answerable to the police,’ said Flambeau with a certain magnificence, and
a sudden air of having taken command of everything. He advanced to the doorway,
and as he was much bigger than the big young man, and his moustaches were as
formidable as the horns of a Spanish bull, the big young man backed before him
and had an inconsequent air of being thrown out and left behind, as the group
swept out into the garden and up the flagged path towards the mulberry plantation.
Only Flambeau heard the little priest say to the doctor: ‘He doesn’t seem to
love us really, does he? By the way, who is he?’

‘
His
name is Dunn,’ said the doctor, with a certain restraint of manner. ‘My sister-in-law
gave him the job of managing the garden, because he lost an eye in the War.’

As
they went through the mulberry bushes, the landscape of the garden presented that
rich yet ominous effect which is found when the land is actually brighter than
the sky. In the broken sunlight from behind, the tree-tops in front of them
stood up like pale green flames against a sky steadily blackening with storm,
through every shade of purple and violet. The same light struck strips of the
lawn and garden beds; and whatever it illuminated seemed more mysteriously
sombre and secret for the light. The garden bed was dotted with tulips that
looked like drops of dark blood, and some of which one might have sworn were
truly black; and the line ended appropriately with a tulip tree; which Father
Brown was disposed, if partly by some confused memory, to identify with what is
commonly called the Judas tree. What assisted the association was the fact that
there was hanging from one of the branches, like a dried fruit, the dry, thin
body of an old man, with a long beard that wagged grotesquely in the wind.

There
lay on it something more than the horror of darkness, the horror of sunlight; for
the fitful sun painted tree and man in gay colours like a stage property; the
tree was in flower and the corpse was hung with a faded peacock-green dressing-gown,
and wore on its wagging head a scarlet smoking-cap. Also it had red
bedroom-slippers, one of which had fallen off and lay on the grass like a blot of
blood.

But
neither Flambeau or Father Brown was looking at these things as yet. They were both
staring at a strange object that seemed to stick out of the middle of the dead
man’s shrunken figure; and which they gradually perceived to be the black but rather
rusty iron hilt of a seventeenth-century sword, which had completely transfixed
the body. They both remained almost motionless as they gazed at it; until the
restless Dr Flood seemed to grow quite impatient with their stolidity.