The Complete Father Brown Mysteries [Annotated, With Introduction, Rare Additional Material] (20 page)

Father
Brown could do nothing but gaze after the boat as it struggled up-stream and pray
that the old man might waken the little town in time.

“
A
duel is bad enough,” he muttered, rubbing up his rough dust-coloured hair, “but
there’s something wrong about this duel, even as a duel. I feel it in my bones.
But what can it be?”

As
he stood staring at the water, a wavering mirror of sunset, he heard from the other
end of the island garden a small but unmistakable sound — the cold concussion
of steel. He turned his head.

Away
on the farthest cape or headland of the long islet, on a strip of turf beyond the
last rank of roses, the duellists had already crossed swords. Evening above them
was a dome of virgin gold, and, distant as they were, every detail was picked
out. They had cast off their coats, but the yellow waistcoat and white hair of
Saradine, the red waistcoat and white trousers of Antonelli, glittered in the
level light like the colours of the dancing clockwork dolls. The two swords
sparkled from point to pommel like two diamond pins. There was something frightful
in the two figures appearing so little and so gay. They looked like two
butterflies trying to pin each other to a cork.

Father
Brown ran as hard as he could, his little legs going like a wheel. But when he came
to the field of combat he found he was born too late and too early — too late
to stop the strife, under the shadow of the grim Sicilians leaning on their
oars, and too early to anticipate any disastrous issue of it. For the two men
were singularly well matched, the prince using his skill with a sort of cynical
confidence, the Sicilian using his with a murderous care. Few finer fencing
matches can ever have been seen in crowded amphitheatres than that which
tinkled and sparkled on that forgotten island in the reedy river. The dizzy
fight was balanced so long that hope began to revive in the protesting priest;
by all common probability Paul must soon come back with the police. It would be
some comfort even if Flambeau came back from his fishing, for Flambeau,
physically speaking, was worth four other men. But there was no sign of
Flambeau, and, what was much queerer, no sign of Paul or the police. No other
raft or stick was left to float on; in that lost island in that vast nameless
pool, they were cut off as on a rock in the Pacific.

Almost
as he had the thought the ringing of the rapiers quickened to a rattle, the prince’s
arms flew up, and the point shot out behind between his shoulder-blades. He
went over with a great whirling movement, almost like one throwing the half of
a boy’s cart-wheel. The sword flew from his hand like a shooting star, and
dived into the distant river. And he himself sank with so earth-shaking a
subsidence that he broke a big rose-tree with his body and shook up into the
sky a cloud of red earth — like the smoke of some heathen sacrifice. The
Sicilian had made blood-offering to the ghost of his father.

The
priest was instantly on his knees by the corpse; but only to make too sure that
it was a corpse. As he was still trying some last hopeless tests he heard for the
first time voices from farther up the river, and saw a police boat shoot up to
the landing-stage, with constables and other important people, including the excited
Paul. The little priest rose with a distinctly dubious grimace.

“
Now,
why on earth,” he muttered, “why on earth couldn’t he have come before?”

Some
seven minutes later the island was occupied by an invasion of townsfolk and police,
and the latter had put their hands on the victorious duellist, ritually reminding
him that anything he said might be used against him.

“
I
shall not say anything,” said the monomaniac, with a wonderful and peaceful face.
“I shall never say anything more. I am very happy, and I only want to be hanged.”

Then
he shut his mouth as they led him away, and it is the strange but certain truth
that he never opened it again in this world, except to say “Guilty” at his trial.

Father
Brown had stared at the suddenly crowded garden, the arrest of the man of blood,
the carrying away of the corpse after its examination by the doctor, rather as
one watches the break-up of some ugly dream; he was motionless, like a man in a
nightmare. He gave his name and address as a witness, but declined their offer
of a boat to the shore, and remained alone in the island garden, gazing at the
broken rose bush and the whole green theatre of that swift and inexplicable
tragedy. The light died along the river; mist rose in the marshy banks; a few
belated birds flitted fitfully across.

Stuck
stubbornly in his sub-consciousness (which was an unusually lively one) was an unspeakable
certainty that there was something still unexplained. This sense that had clung
to him all day could not be fully explained by his fancy about “looking-glass
land.” Somehow he had not seen the real story, but some game or masque. And yet
people do not get hanged or run through the body for the sake of a charade.

As
he sat on the steps of the landing-stage ruminating he grew conscious of the tall,
dark streak of a sail coming silently down the shining river, and sprang to his
feet with such a backrush of feeling that he almost wept.

“
Flambeau!”
he cried, and shook his friend by both hands again and again, much to the astonishment
of that sportsman, as he came on shore with his fishing tackle. “Flambeau,” he
said, “so you’re not killed?”

“
Killed!”
repeated the angler in great astonishment. “And why should I be killed?”

“
Oh,
because nearly everybody else is,” said his companion rather wildly. “Saradine got
murdered, and Antonelli wants to be hanged, and his mother’s fainted, and I,
for one, don’t know whether I’m in this world or the next. But, thank God, you’re
in the same one.” And he took the bewildered Flambeau’s arm.

As
they turned from the landing-stage they came under the eaves of the low bamboo house,
and looked in through one of the windows, as they had done on their first
arrival. They beheld a lamp-lit interior well calculated to arrest their eyes.
The table in the long dining-room had been laid for dinner when Saradine’s
destroyer had fallen like a stormbolt on the island. And the dinner was now in
placid progress, for Mrs. Anthony sat somewhat sullenly at the foot of the
table, while at the head of it was Mr. Paul, the major domo, eating and drinking
of the best, his bleared, bluish eyes standing queerly out of his face, his
gaunt countenance inscrutable, but by no means devoid of satisfaction.

With
a gesture of powerful impatience, Flambeau rattled at the window, wrenched it open,
and put an indignant head into the lamp-lit room.

“
Well,”
he cried. “I can understand you may need some refreshment, but really to steal your
master’s dinner while he lies murdered in the garden —”

“
I
have stolen a great many things in a long and pleasant life,” replied the strange
old gentleman placidly; “this dinner is one of the few things I have not
stolen. This dinner and this house and garden happen to belong to me.”

A
thought flashed across Flambeau’s face. “You mean to say,” he began, “that the will
of Prince Saradine —”

“
I
am Prince Saradine,” said the old man, munching a salted almond.

Father
Brown, who was looking at the birds outside, jumped as if he were shot, and put
in at the window a pale face like a turnip.

“
You
are what?” he repeated in a shrill voice.

“
Paul,
Prince Saradine, A vos ordres,” said the venerable person politely, lifting a glass
of sherry. “I live here very quietly, being a domestic kind of fellow; and for
the sake of modesty I am called Mr. Paul, to distinguish me from my unfortunate
brother Mr. Stephen. He died, I hear, recently — in the garden. Of course, it
is not my fault if enemies pursue him to this place. It is owing to the
regrettable irregularity of his life. He was not a domestic character.”

He
relapsed into silence, and continued to gaze at the opposite wall just above the
bowed and sombre head of the woman. They saw plainly the family likeness that
had haunted them in the dead man. Then his old shoulders began to heave and
shake a little, as if he were choking, but his face did not alter.

“
My
God!” cried Flambeau after a pause, “he’s laughing!”

“
Come
away,” said Father Brown, who was quite white. “Come away from this house of hell.
Let us get into an honest boat again.”

Night
had sunk on rushes and river by the time they had pushed off from the island, and
they went down-stream in the dark, warming themselves with two big cigars that
glowed like crimson ships’ lanterns. Father Brown took his cigar out of his
mouth and said:

“
I
suppose you can guess the whole story now? After all, it’s a primitive story. A
man had two enemies. He was a wise man. And so he discovered that two enemies are
better than one.”

“
I
do not follow that,” answered Flambeau.

“
Oh,
it’s really simple,” rejoined his friend. “Simple, though anything but innocent.
Both the Saradines were scamps, but the prince, the elder, was the sort of
scamp that gets to the top, and the younger, the captain, was the sort that
sinks to the bottom. This squalid officer fell from beggar to blackmailer, and
one ugly day he got his hold upon his brother, the prince. Obviously it was for
no light matter, for Prince Paul Saradine was frankly ‘fast,’ and had no reputation
to lose as to the mere sins of society. In plain fact, it was a hanging matter,
and Stephen literally had a rope round his brother’s neck. He had somehow
discovered the truth about the Sicilian affair, and could prove that Paul
murdered old Antonelli in the mountains. The captain raked in the hush money
heavily for ten years, until even the prince’s splendid fortune began to look a
little foolish.

“
But
Prince Saradine bore another burden besides his blood-sucking brother. He knew that
the son of Antonelli, a mere child at the time of the murder, had been trained
in savage Sicilian loyalty, and lived only to avenge his father, not with the
gibbet (for he lacked Stephen’s legal proof), but with the old weapons of
vendetta. The boy had practised arms with a deadly perfection, and about the time
that he was old enough to use them Prince Saradine began, as the society papers
said, to travel. The fact is that he began to flee for his life, passing from
place to place like a hunted criminal; but with one relentless man upon his
trail. That was Prince Paul’s position, and by no means a pretty one. The more
money he spent on eluding Antonelli the less he had to silence Stephen. The
more he gave to silence Stephen the less chance there was of finally escaping
Antonelli. Then it was that he showed himself a great man — a genius like
Napoleon.

“
Instead
of resisting his two antagonists, he surrendered suddenly to both of them. He gave
way like a Japanese wrestler, and his foes fell prostrate before him. He gave
up the race round the world, and he gave up his address to young Antonelli;
then he gave up everything to his brother. He sent Stephen money enough for
smart clothes and easy travel, with a letter saying roughly: ‘This is all I
have left. You have cleaned me out. I still have a little house in Norfolk,
with servants and a cellar, and if you want more from me you must take that.
Come and take possession if you like, and I will live there quietly as your
friend or agent or anything.’ He knew that the Sicilian had never seen the Saradine
brothers save, perhaps, in pictures; he knew they were somewhat alike, both
having grey, pointed beards. Then he shaved his own face and waited. The trap
worked. The unhappy captain, in his new clothes, entered the house in triumph
as a prince, and walked upon the Sicilian’s sword.

“
There
was one hitch, and it is to the honour of human nature. Evil spirits like Saradine
often blunder by never expecting the virtues of mankind. He took it for granted
that the Italian’s blow, when it came, would be dark, violent and nameless,
like the blow it avenged; that the victim would be knifed at night, or shot
from behind a hedge, and so die without speech. It was a bad minute for Prince
Paul when Antonelli’s chivalry proposed a formal duel, with all its possible
explanations. It was then that I found him putting off in his boat with wild
eyes. He was fleeing, bareheaded, in an open boat before Antonelli should learn
who he was.

“
But,
however agitated, he was not hopeless. He knew the adventurer and he knew the fanatic.
It was quite probable that Stephen, the adventurer, would hold his tongue,
through his mere histrionic pleasure in playing a part, his lust for clinging
to his new cosy quarters, his rascal’s trust in luck, and his fine fencing. It
was certain that Antonelli, the fanatic, would hold his tongue, and be hanged
without telling tales of his family. Paul hung about on the river till he knew
the fight was over. Then he roused the town, brought the police, saw his two
vanquished enemies taken away forever, and sat down smiling to his dinner.”

“
Laughing,
God help us!” said Flambeau with a strong shudder. “Do they get such ideas from
Satan?”

“
He
got that idea from you,” answered the priest.

“
God
forbid!” ejaculated Flambeau. “From me! What do you mean?”

The
priest pulled a visiting-card from his pocket and held it up in the faint glow of
his cigar; it was scrawled with green ink.