The Complete Malazan Book of the Fallen (423 page)

‘Ten jakatas,' Gamet said, ‘and in this I rely upon the captain's…experience. And yours, Sergeant…Strings.'

‘Uh, we'll do our best, sir.'

Gesler turned to Stormy. ‘Smell something, Corporal?'

The huge Falari with the flint sword on his back scowled. ‘Ain't no scorpions on the coasts, dammit. Aye, Sergeant, I'm smelling something all right.'

‘Get used to it,' Cuttle advised.

Ranal was looking confused, but wisely said nothing…for now.

‘Use the word-line,' Keneb said, resuming his instructions, ‘and remember, make sure the toughest squads are the ones showing their smiles.'

‘Aye, Captain,' Fiddler replied, wondering if he should reassess his opinion of Keneb.

‘One last thing,' the man added. ‘Fist Gamet will be commanding the operation tonight. Accordingly, I want your two squads and Borduke's to double your duties tonight.'

Oh, Hood's balls under a big rock
. ‘Understood, Captain.'

 

The soldiers of the Fourteenth Army were strangely arrayed throughout the encampment once the tents had been raised and the cookfires started, seemingly casually seated in a manner that, if seen from on high, would have resembled a vast, knotted rope. And following the meal, activities seemed to cease entirely, barring the reluctant marching out of the soldiers on first picket duty.

In one particular place, centred on the marines of the 9th Company of the 8th Legion, a somewhat different assembly of soldiers was apparent—a smallish, exclusive ring, surrounding a still smaller ring of daggers thrust into the ground, edge inward, at a spacing of two finger-widths. For the moment, that inner ring was empty, the sand smoothed flat and free of pebbles.

Maybe was the last soldier to join the others waiting impatiently around the modest arena, saying nothing though his lips moved in a silent recitation of numbers and names. Seeing the eyes of the others on him, he gave a single nod.

Fiddler swung to Bottle. ‘Bring out Joyful Union, lad.'

Borduke and Gesler issued similar instructions for their respective combatants. The Red-backed Bastard had been named Mangonel by Borduke's squad, while Gesler and company had named their amber In Out scorpion Clawmaster.

The three boxes were brought forward and Fiddler said to his fellow sergeants, ‘All right, here and now we're to look upon our beauties, and so swear that no alterations have been made to them, either by sorcery or alchemy or any other means. They are natural as the day we first found them. Unchanged. Each of us will examine each of the three scorpions—as closely as we might choose, including the assistance of a mage if desired, and then swear out loud, by whatever gods we normally swear by, as precise a statement of what we see as we can. Here, I'll start.'

He gestured and the three boxes were set down just outside the knife ring. The first wooden container—Borduke's—had its lid removed and Fiddler leaned close. He was silent for a long time, then he nodded. ‘I, Sergeant Strings of the 4th squad in the 9th Company of the 8th Legion, swear by the ghosts of the Deadhouse and every other nasty nightmare that haunts me that the creature before me is a natural, unaltered Red-backed Bastard scorpion.'

The sergeant then moved on to Gesler's champion, and after a long examination he sighed and nodded, repeating his sworn vow on behalf of the In Out scorpion scuttling about in the small wooden box.

He then concluded with his own Joyful Union.

Gesler followed the procedure, seeking the added opinions of both Tavos Pond and Sands during his protracted examination of Joyful Union, whilst Fiddler leaned back with a slight smile on his bearded face, waiting patiently until, with a snarl, Gesler swore his vow. ‘I, Sergeant Gesler of the 5th squad in the 9th Company of the 8th Legion, swear by the two Lords of Summer, Fener and Treach, that the creature before me is a natural, unaltered Birdshit scorpion—even though I know there's something about it I'm not seeing and I'm about to lose my life's savings on the Sergeants' Wager.'

Fiddler's smile broadened momentarily.

Borduke crawled up to Joyful Union and came as close as was possible without being stung, his face almost inside the small box. Since that draped the motionless creature in shadow he cursed and leaned back slightly. ‘I should know about scorpions, shouldn't I? But all I ever do is stamp on them—like any sane man would do. Sure, I knew a whore once who kept one on a thong about her neck, as golden as the skin of her breasts—tender nipples, you see, and she didn't like them manhandled—'

‘Get on with it,' Gesler snapped.

‘Don't rush me. I don't like being rushed.'

‘All right, I won't rush you. Just swear your damned vow before my heart flies out to fill my breeches.'

‘I, Borduke of the 6th squad in the 9th Company of the 8th Legion, swear on the downy belly of the Queen of Dreams that the creature before me is a natural, unaltered Birdshit scorpion, and may my father's ghost remain in its tomb, since the inheritance was mine to lose anyway, right? Dead means you don't care any more, right? It had better, because if it doesn't, then I'm doomed to paternal haunting for the rest of my days.'

‘The worst kind,' Lutes muttered.

‘Another word from you, soldier,' Borduke growled, moving back into the circle, ‘and I'll make you the only one smiling later tonight.'

‘Besides,' Balgrid said, ‘it ain't the worst kind. Maternal haunting—now that's a killer. How long can a man stand being seven years old?'

‘Will you two be quiet!' Borduke snarled, his large-knuckled fingers clutching as if squeezing invisible throats.

‘We ready?' Fiddler quietly asked.

‘She'll hide, won't she?' Gesler demanded. ‘Wait till the other two have chopped and stabbed each other up before pouncing on the mangled survivor! That's it, isn't it? Her jelly brains are purer than theirs, purer and smarter, aren't they?'

Fiddler shrugged. ‘Wouldn't know about that, Gesler. Are you done?'

The bronzed-hued marine settled back, the muscles of his jaw bunching.

‘How's the word-line, Cuttle?'

‘Been repeating every word since we first settled, Fid,' the sapper replied.

‘And so legends were born,' Koryk rumbled with facetious portent.

‘Into the arena, then,' Fiddler instructed.

The boxes were gingerly lifted and held over the arena.

‘Equidistant? Good. Tip 'em, lads.'

Mangonel was the first to land, tail arched and pincers out as it scuttled close to the knife-edge barrier, upon which, a hair's breadth from the iron blades, it halted and then backed away, its carapace flushing red with its characteristic mindless rage. Clawmaster was next, seeming to leap down ready for war, fluids racing beneath its amber-tinted shell.

Joyful Union came last, slow and measured, so low on the sand as to seem belly-down. Pincers tucked away, tail curled to port and quiescent. Dwarfed by the other two scorpions, its black shell somewhere between glossy and flat. Its multiple legs scuttled it forward slightly, then it froze.

Gesler hissed. ‘If she plucks a couple knives from the ring and uses 'em, I'm going to kill you, Fid.'

‘No need,' Fiddler replied, his attention divided between what was going on in the arena and Ibb's running commentary, the man's voice harsh with tension as he waxed creative in describing what had, up to now, been essentially nothing worth comment.

That suddenly changed as three things occurred almost simultaneously. Joyful Union sauntered into the middle of the arena. Mangonel's assortment of natural weapons all cocked in unison, even as the creature began backing up, its shell turning fiery red. Clawmaster suddenly wheeled and darted straight at the nearest wall of blades, halting a moment before impact, pincers waving wildly.

‘He wants mommy, looks like, Hubb,' Koryk drily observed.

Clawmaster's Holder softly whimpered in answer.

Then, after a frozen moment from all three scorpions, Joyful Union finally lifted its tail.

Upon which, all but Fiddler stared in utter disbelief, as Joyful Union seemed to…
split
. Horizontally. Into two identical, but
thinner
,
flatter
scorpions. That then raced outward, one to Mangonel, the other to Clawmaster—each like a village mongrel charging a bull bhederin, so extreme their comparative sizes.

Red-backed Bastard and In Out both did their best, but were no match in speed, nor ferocity, as tiny pincers snipped—audibly—through legs, through tail, through arm-joints, then, with the larger creature immobile and helpless, a casual, almost delicate stab of stinger.

With In Out's translucent shell, the horrid bright green of that poison was visible—and thus described in ghastly detail by Ibb—as it spread out from the puncture until Clawmaster's once beautiful amber was gone, replaced by a sickly green that deepened before their eyes to a murky black.

‘Dead as dung,' Hubb moaned. ‘Clawmaster…'

Mangonel suffered an identical fate.

With its enemies vanquished, the two Birdshit scorpions rushed back into each other's arms—and, in the blink of an eye, were as one once more.

‘Cheat!' Stormy bellowed, rearing to his feet and fumbling to draw his flint sword.

Gesler leapt up and, along with Truth, struggled to restrain their raging comrade. ‘We
looked
, Stormy!' Gesler yelled. ‘We looked for anything—then we swore! I swore! By Fener and Treach, damn you! How could any of us have known “Joyful Union” wasn't just a cute name?'

Glancing up, Fiddler met Cuttle's steady gaze. The sapper mouthed the words
We're rich, you bastard
.

The sergeant, with a final glance at Gesler and Truth—who were dragging a foaming Stormy away—then moved to crouch down beside Ibb. ‘All right, lad, what follows is for the marines only, and especially the sergeants. We're about to become our own Joyful Union to big, bad Mangonel tonight. I'll explain what the Adjunct has ordered—repeat what I say, Ibb, word for word—got it?'

 

Three bells had passed since the sunset. Dust from the Whirlwind Wall obscured the stars, making the darkness beyond the hearth-fires almost impenetrable. Squads from the infantry trooped out to relieve those stationed at the pickets. In the Khundryl camp, the warriors removed their heavy armour and prepared to settle in for the night. Along the army encampment's outermost trenches, Wickan and Seti horse warriors patrolled.

At the 4th squad's fire, Fiddler returned from the company's wagons with his kit bag. He set it down and untied the draws.

Nearby sprawled Cuttle, his eyes glittering reflected flames, watching as the sergeant began withdrawing variously sized, hide-wrapped objects. Moments
later he had assembled a dozen such items, which he then began unwrapping, revealing the glint of polished wood and blackened iron.

The others in the squad were busy checking over their weapons and armour one last time, saying nothing as the tension slowly built among the small group of soldiers.

‘Been some time since I last saw one of those,' Cuttle muttered as Fiddler laid out the objects. ‘I've seen imitations, some of them almost as good as the originals.'

Fiddler grunted. ‘There's a few out there. It's the knock-back where the biggest danger lies, since if it's too hard the whole damn thing explodes upon release. Me and Hedge worked out this design ourselves, then we found a Mare jeweller in Malaz City—what she was doing there I've no idea—'

‘A jeweller? Not a weaponsmith?'

‘Aye.' He began assembling the crossbow. ‘And a wood-carver for the stops and plugs—those need replacing after twenty or so shots—'

‘When they're pulped.'

‘Or splitting, aye. It's the ribs, when they spring back—that's what sends the shockwave forward. Unlike a regular crossbow, where the quarrel's fast enough out of the slot to escape that vibration. Here, the quarrel's a pig, heavy and weighted on the head end—it never leaves the slot as fast as you'd like, so you need something to absorb that knock-back, before it gets to the quarrel shaft.'

‘And the clay ball attached to it. Clever solution, Fid.'

‘It's worked so far.'

‘And if it does fail…'

Fiddler looked up and grinned. ‘I won't be the one with breath to complain.' The last fitting clicked into place, and the sergeant set the bulky weapon down, turning his attention to the individually wrapped quarrels.

Cuttle slowly straightened. ‘Those ain't got sharpers on them.'

‘Hood no, I can
throw
sharpers.'

‘And that crossbow can lob cussers far enough? Hard to believe.'

‘Well, the idea is to aim and shoot, then bite a mouthful of dirt.'

‘I can see the wisdom in that, Fid. Now, you let us all know when you're firing, right?'

‘Nice and loud, aye.'

‘And what word should we listen for?'

Fiddler noticed that the rest of his squad had ceased their preparations and were now waiting for his answer. He shrugged. ‘Duck. Or sometimes what Hedge used to use.'

‘Which was?'

‘A scream of terror.' He climbed to his feet. ‘All right, soldiers, it's time.'

 

When the last grains trickled down, the Adjunct turned from the hourglass and nodded to Gamet. ‘When will you join your companies, Fist?'

‘In a few moments, Adjunct. Although, because I intend to remain in my saddle, I will not ride out to them until the fighting starts.'

He saw her frown at that, but she made no comment, focusing instead on the two Wickan youths standing near the tent's entrance. ‘Have you completed your rituals?'

The lad, Nil, shrugged. ‘We have spoken with the spirits, as you ordered.'

‘Spoken? That is all?'