The Complete Works of Stephen Crane (72 page)

“That may all be; but women, you see, know little of money or the methods of obtaining it.”

“You’re right in that,” I admitted. “It’s the other end of the stick they hold; they know a good deal of the way of spending it.”

“You will understand,” went on Mr. Brooks, “that if money is to be raised on the security of these documents, your rights in possessing them must be severely scrutinized, while — you will pardon my saying so — the security of your estates in Ireland might be looked at askance by the money-lenders of London.”

“Oh, don’t let the estates in Ireland trouble you, for the money-lenders of Dublin have already mortgaged them a foot deep. You can raise little on my estates in Ireland but the best turf you ever burned, and that’s raised with a spade.”

“Very well,” said Josiah Brooks, gathering up the papers and tying them together with a bit of red ribbon which he took out of his drawer, ignoring the Irish cord that had held them through all their emergencies. “Very well, I shall seek advice and let you know the result.”

“Seek advice,” I cried. “Sure a man of your attainments doesn’t need to seek advice of any one. Aren’t you learned in the law yourself?”

“I must have counsel’s opinion,” said Josiah solemnly, as if he were speaking of the decisions of Providence.

“Well, you astonish me, Mr. Brooks, for I thought you knew it all, and that’s why I came to you; but perhaps it’s only your own modesty that makes you reluctant to speak of your attainments, though I suppose what you really mean is that you want to take a pipe in your mouth and a glass of good liquor at your elbow and read the papers at your leisure.”

Mr. Josiah Brooks was a solemn man, and he did not appear to relish the picture I so graphically drew of him, when in truth I was thinking only of his own comfort; so I changed the subject with an alertness of mind which perhaps he was incapable of appreciating.

“How far from London is this estate of Brede?” I asked, “and how do you get to it?”

“It is fifty or sixty miles away,” he said, “and lies in the county of Sussex, close to the sea, but not on it. If you wish to visit Brede estate,” he went on, as if I had not been telling him I was going to do that very thing in force, “if you wish to visit Brede estate, the best plan is to go to Rye and there engage a guide who will lead you to it.”

“Rye,” said I in astonishment, wondering where I had heard the name before; then, suddenly remembering, I said:

“Rye is a seaport town, is it not?”

“It is,” agreed Mr. Brooks.

“Rye is the spot,” rejoined I, “where Father Donovan will embark on his pilgrimage to Rome. Sure, and I’m glad to hear that, for the good old man and I will travel there together, and the blessing of Providence will surround me, which I hope will be helpful if the Earl’s cut-throats bar the way, as is more than likely.”

“Very well, Mr. O’Ruddy, as you are doubtless impatient to know the result, you may call upon me to-morrow afternoon at four o’clock, and I may be in a position to give you more information than I can offer at present.”

I took that as a dismissal, and, getting up, shook him warmly by the hand, although his arm was as stiff as a pump handle, and he seemed to take little pleasure in the farewell. And so I left the Temple, that was as lonely as the road between Innishannon and the sea, and trudged out into Fleet Street, which was as lively as Skibbereen Fair. I was so overjoyed to find that my journey lay in the same direction as Father Donovan’s that I tramped on westward till after some trouble I found the priest’s house in which he was stopping, to tell the good father that I would go part of the way to Rome with him. He was indeed delighted to see me, and introduced me to his host, Father Kilnane, nearly as fine a man and as good a priest as Father Donovan himself.

We had dinner there all together at mid-day, and I invited Father Donovan to come out and see the town with me, which he did. The peaceful father clung to my arm in a kind of terror at what he was witnessing, for he was as innocent of the ways of a big town as if he had been a gossoon from a hedge-school in Ireland. Yet he was mightily interested in all he saw, and asked me many thousand questions that day, and if I did not know the correct answer to them, it made no differ to Father Donovan, for he did not know the answer himself and took any explanation as if it was as true as the gospels he studied and preached.

Daylight was gone before we got back to the house he lodged in, and nothing would do but I must come in and have a bit of supper, although I told him that supper would be waiting for me at the “Pig and Turnip.” It had been agreed between us that we would travel together as far as Rye, and that there I should see him off on his tempestuous voyage to Dunkirk or Calais, as the case might be. The old man was mightily delighted to find that our ways lay together through the south of England. He was pleased to hear that I had determined on my rights through the courts of law, with no more sword-playing and violence, which, to tell the truth, until it reached its height, the old man was always against; although, when a quarrel came to its utmost interesting point, I have seen Father Donovan fidget in his cassock, and his eyes sparkle with the glow of battle, although up till then he had done his best to prevent the conflict.

It was getting late when I neared the “Pig and Turnip,” and there was a good deal of turmoil in the streets. I saw one or two pretty debates, but, remembering my new resolution to abide by law and order, I came safely past them and turned up the less-frequented street that held my inn, when at the corner, under the big lamp, a young man with something of a swagger about him, in spite of the meanness of his dress, came out from the shadow of the wall and looked me hard in the face.

“Could you direct me, sir, to a hostelry they call the ‘Pig and Turnip’?” he asked with great civility.

“If you will come with me,” said I, “I’ll bring you to the place itself, for that’s where I’m stopping.”

“Is it possible,” he said, “that I have the honour of addressing The O’Ruddy?”

“That great privilege is yours,” said I, coming to a standstill in the middle of the street, as I saw the young man had his sword drawn and pressed close against his side to allay suspicion. I forgot all about law and order, and had my own blade free of the scabbard on the instant; but the young man spoke smoothly and made no motion of attack, which was very wise of him.

“Mr. O’Ruddy,” he says, “we are both men of the world and sensible men and men of peace. Where two gentlemen, one down on his luck and the other in prosperity, have a private matter to discuss between them, I think this discussion should take place quietly and in even tones of voice.”

“Sir,” said I, giving my sword-hand a little shake, so that the weapon settled down into its place, “Sir, you express my sentiments exactly, and as you are a stranger to me perhaps you will be good enough to announce the subject that concerns us.”

“I may say at the outset,” he remarked almost in a whisper, so polite he was, “that I have eight good swordsmen at my back, who are not visible until I give the signal; therefore you see, sir, that your chances are of the slightest if I should be compelled to call upon them. I know the fame of The O’Ruddy as a swordsman, and you may take it as a compliment, sir, that I should hesitate to meet you alone. So much for saving my own skin, but I am a kindly man and would like to save your skin as well. Therefore if you will be kind enough to hand to me the papers which you carry in your pocket, you will put me under strong obligations, and at the same time sleep peaceably to-night at the ‘Pig and Turnip’ instead of here in the gutter, to be picked up by the watch, for I can assure you, sir, as a man that knows the town, the watch will not be here to save you whatever outcry you may make.”

“I am obliged to you, sir, for your discourse and your warning, to both of which I have paid strict attention; and in the interests of that peace which we are each of us so loath to break I may announce to you that the papers you speak of are not in my possession.”

“Pardon me, sir, but they must be; for we have searched your room thoroughly, and we have also searched your servants.”

“A thief of the night,” cried I with mighty indignation, “may easily search an honest man’s room; and his poor servants, beaten and bruised by your master’s orders, would fall easy victims to the strength and numbers of your ruffians; but you will find it a difficult matter to search me.”

“Sir,” he replied, bowing as polite as Palermo, “I grieve to state that you are in error. The searching of both your servants and your rooms was accomplished, not through the employment of force, but by the power of money. Your servants insisted they had nothing on their persons but liniment, and they accepted one gold piece each to allow me to verify their statements. Another gold piece gave me, for a time, the freedom of your room. If you have not the papers upon you, then there is no harm in allowing me to run my hand over your clothes, because the package is a bulky one and I will speedily corroborate your statement.”

“Sir,” said I, not to be outdone in courtesy by this gentleman of the gutter, “I will tell you truthfully that I have nothing on me but my sword, and to that you are quite welcome if you leave to me the choice of which end I hold and which I present to you,” — and with that I sprang with my back to the wall, under the lamp, leaving myself partially in shadow, but having spread in front of me a semicircle of light which any assailant attacking must cross, or indeed remain in its effulgence if he would keep free of the point of my blade.

“It grieves me to find that you are a man of violence,” replied the scoundrel in the mildest of tones, “and you will bear witness afterward that I did my best to keep you from harm.”

“I freely acknowledge it now,” said I. “Bring on your men.”

To tell the truth, I had no belief at all in the existence of his force, and thought he was playing a game on me, hoping to take me unawares; for if the man knew anything at all he must have known what a swordsman I was, and it was no charge of cowardice against him that he was loath to come to close quarters with me. I speedily discovered, however, that all he said was true; for he gave a low whistle, and out of the darkness instantly sprang seven or eight as malicious-looking villains as a man would care to see, each one with a sword in his hand.

As many erroneous and exaggerated accounts of this encounter have been given in the coffee-houses, and even in the public prints, it is well that I should now tell the truth about it. No man that has the hang of his blade need fear the onset of a mob except in one case, and that is this, — if the whole eight set upon me at once with every sword extended, there was a chance that though I might, by great expertness, disable half of them, the other half would run me through. But it should never be forgotten that these men were fighting for money, and I was fighting for my life, and that makes all the difference in the world. Each man makes a show of attack, but he holds off, hoping that one of the others will dare to thrust. This is fatal to success, but not necessarily fatal to their intended victim. An active man with a wall at his back can generally account for all that comes in front of him if he is deeply in earnest and has not too much liquor in him. It astonished London that I was able to defeat eight men, each one of whom was armed as efficiently as myself; but, as my father used to say, if you are not wholly taken up with the determination to have a man’s life, you may pink him in what spot you choose if you give a little thought to the matter. The great object is the disarming of the enemy. Now, if you give a man a jab in the knuckles, or if you run your blade delicately up his arm from the wrist to the elbow, this is what happens. The man involuntarily yells out, and as involuntarily drops his sword on the flags. If you prick a man on the knuckle-bone, he will leave go his sword before he has time to think, it being an action entirely unconscious on his part, just like winking your eye or drawing your breath; yet I have seen men run through the body who kept sword in hand and made a beautiful lunge with it even as they staggered across the threshold of death’s door.