Read The Gardener from Ochakov Online
Authors: Andrey Kurkov
What the hell's going on? he thought. How can a watch suddenly start working, just like that? And what's this Ochakov Wine Factory doing here in Irpen? Maybe they've just built it, I guess. That's what it's like these days . . . new buildings are going up as fast as old ones are coming down.
He suddenly heard a familiar tune from behind the fence, followed by a man's voice. âThe time is midnight in Moscow.'
Igor shook his head and frowned. He opened the watch's protective gold cover. Both hands were pointing straight to twelve.
Suddenly he heard a door slam, followed by the sound of footsteps behind the gates. Igor quickly darted to one side, just as a small lorry with a covered wagon drove out of the gates. It was an old model, the kind Igor had only ever seen in films set in the past. The lorry drove out onto the square, turned right and slowly drove away, its headlights illuminating the road ahead. The gates closed after it, and then everything was silent once again.
Igor looked around. The lorry had disappeared into the night. Igor's eyes were drawn back to the factory entrance, now the only source of light, and beyond them to the roof of the security guard's booth and the grey factory walls.
Igor contemplated knocking and asking the security guard where he was, but before he had the chance one of the gates swung ajar. Igor heard an urgent whisper, and then a head poked out of the gap between the gates. It paused, apparently listening.
âGo on, get a move on!' urged a man's voice from behind the gates. It was loud enough to reach Igor, who had retreated back into the darkness.
A young lad emerged, with a strange bulky sack thrown over his shoulder. He looked around, waved back at the security guard and took several awkward steps away from the gates. Then he stopped and adjusted the sack. The gates closed again behind him, and there was a heavy metallic sound as the guard drew the bolt.
Igor emerged from the darkness and walked briskly towards the lad, intending to ask for directions to the bus station.
Seeing a policeman striding purposefully towards him, the lad threw the sack to the ground and froze. The sack barely made a sound as it hit the ground but lay there shuddering, as though it were alive. It seemed to be made of leather.
âI . . . uh, it's the first time I . . .' began the lad, stammering in fright. âPlease don't . . . It'll kill my mother if she finds out! She's got a weak heart . . . My father fought in the war, came back a cripple . . . died a year later . . .'
âWhat on earth are you talking about?' asked Igor, astonished. The lad's incomprehensible fear had immediately put him in control of the situation.
âThe wine,' the lad whimpered hopelessly. He looked down at the leather wineskin.
âHow far is it to the bus station?'
The lad stopped snivelling and looked up at the man in the police uniform, not quite understanding the question.
âAbout twenty minutes' walk,' he said, his voice a little steadier.
âWhat's in there?' Igor prodded the leather sack with the toe of his boot. It yielded easily to the pressure and then quickly regained its strange form the moment he removed his foot.
âI told you, it's wine . . . It's the first time . . . It's Rkatsiteli . . . I've never done it before . . . Don't arrest me!'
Igor suddenly understood the reason for the lad's alarm, and the reason he was acting so guilty. He smiled.
Noticing the smirk on Igor's face, the lad grew nervous.
âI'll take it straight back!' he said, looking pointedly at the sack.
âHang on, let's not be too hasty,' replied Igor, trying to imitate the wine thief's peculiar intonation. The lad didn't sound like a local. âWhere are you from?'
âFrom Ochakov. I grew up here. My mother works at the market and I work here, at the wine factory.'
âFrom here? From Ochakov?' repeated Igor, puzzled. âHmm, there's something funny about all this.'
âWhat do you mean?' the lad asked cautiously.
âIt's just that . . .' said Igor, looking around. âIt's a bit dark, isn't it? How old are you?'
âTwenty-one. My name's Ivan Samokhin. My patronymic is Vasilievich.'
âWhen were you born, Ivan Vasilievich Samokhin?' Igor began to speak more slowly, carefully enunciating every word. He noticed that his own intonation sounded a bit different too.
âThe eighth of May . . . 1936. It's a pity I wasn't born a day later, then my birthday would have been on Victory Day.'
Igor thought about it. But it couldn't be 1957 â that was ridiculous! Igor looked at the wine thief, then at the sack of wine.
âHow come you drink so much?' he asked.
âIt's not for me! I used to be really good at sport . . . I even represented our region in cross-country running. No, it's to sell at the market,' said the lad. Then he stopped abruptly, beating his right temple with his fist in frustration at his own indiscretion.
âI see,' said Igor, beginning to nod.
âHow long will I get?' whispered the lad. âTen years in prison? Or more?'
âWhat date is it today?' asked Igor, ignoring the wine thief's question.
âThe third of October.'
âCome on then,' said Igor, as though he'd had an idea. He pointed to the wineskin. âPick that up, and let's go.'
Vanya Samokhin picked up the leather sack and threw it over his shoulder. He looked back at the policeman. âWhere are we going?' he asked, apparently resigned to his fate.
âTo the bus station!' Igor motioned with his hand to indicate that the lad should walk in front, as though he really had been arrested.
Vanya Samokhin walked slowly. His burden was heavy and awkward. It would have been different if the wine had been his, but it wasn't any more. He wanted to stop and look back at the policeman, to appeal once more for mercy, and to offer him the sack of wine for his kindness. Unfortunately this particular lieutenant was clearly a man of integrity. Neither his eyes nor his voice gave any indication that it would be worth even trying to negotiate with him.
They walked along in the darkness for about five minutes. The silence was broken only by the soles of their boots against the cobbles. Suddenly Vanya Samokhin stopped.
âWhat's the matter?' The policeman's voice struck him in the back.
âI'm worn out.'
âIs it much further?'
âAbout ten minutes.'
âAll right, have a little rest,' said Igor, his voice somehow softer, more human. Vanya Samokhin immediately felt a spark of hope. This was the first time the policeman had spoken as though he weren't wearing a uniform.
Vanya Samokhin carefully lowered the sack of wine to the ground, then straightened up and took a few deep breaths.
âIs it all right if I smoke?' he asked.
âGo ahead,' replied Igor.
âEr, I haven't got any cigarettes,' admitted Vanya Samokhin.
Igor took out a packet of cigarettes, opened it and offered him one.
âI don't recognise these,' said Vanya Samokhin, unable to hide his surprise. âYou're not from round here, are you?'
âNo.' Igor shook his head.
âSo where are you from?'
âKiev.'
âThe capital!' exclaimed the lad, fear returning to his voice. âDid they send you here to investigate the wine factory?'
âWhy, are things really that bad?' Igor's lips curled into a half-smile. âHave you and your friends cleaned the place out?'
âNo! Well, sort of . . . But the management aren't involved!'
âNo, I'm not here to investigate the wine factory,' said Igor, deciding to play along with the conversation. âI'm here for a completely different reason.'
âA completely different reason?' repeated Vanya Samokhin, inhaling the smoke from his cigarette. âBecause of the gangs?'
âExactly,' nodded Igor, looking straight into the lad's eyes.
âYeah, they're everywhere these days. Are you after Chagin?'
Igor flinched involuntarily at the sound of the familiar surname. This made Vanya flinch too, as though the policeman's reaction had alarmed him: had Fima Chagin's reputation grown to such an extent that even policemen from the capital were afraid of him?
âWhy, do you know him?' asked Igor.
âEveryone knows him! Well, I've seen him around, but I don't actually know him. Why would I? I'm an upstanding citizen!'
Igor started laughing, quietly but with genuine amusement. His shoulders shook as he pointed at the sack of wine.
âBut I'm not a real thief . . . I'd never kill anyone,' whined Samokhin. âThis is the first time I've ever taken something that doesn't belong to me!'
âI somehow doubt that.' Igor's voice sounded colder now. It had put the police uniform back on again, and even Igor could hear the difference. âYour mother works at the market . . . I catch you taking wine from the wine factory . . . Tell me, what does your mother sell?'
Vanya Samokhin seemed to choke on his answer and started hiccuping. The cigarette fell from his mouth and hit the ground, sending a shower of sparks across the road. Vanya bent down and picked it up. Still hiccuping, he wiped the end with his fingers and put it back in his mouth.
âLet me see . . . Does she, by any chance, sell wine?' Igor asked with a smile.
âYes,' nodded the lad. âWe make our own. Our whole yard is covered in vines.'
âYou make some, and you take some,' Igor remarked laconically. He noticed that Vanya Samokhin's eyes were darting from side to side, as though he'd decided to make a run for it and was trying to decide on his escape route.
âPick up the wine!' ordered Igor.
Vanya Samokhin's eyes immediately stopped darting about. With a heavy sigh he picked up the sack of wine and heaved it onto his shoulder. He looked back at Igor.
âDon't worry,' said Igor. âI'm not going to arrest you.'
The lad's mouth fell open, and the unfinished cigarette fell out of his mouth again. This time Vanya made no move to pick it up. He just stared at Igor.
âYou'll have to write a declaration, though, and I'll expect you to help me with some information. Shall we shake on it?'
Vanya bit his dry lips and paused before answering.
âYou're an upstanding citizen, aren't you? You just said so! Well, upstanding citizens help the police with their inquiries.'
Vanya nodded.
âLike I said, I'm here for a specific reason,' continued Igor, entering into the spirit of his performance. âI'm not interested in your petty crime,' he said, nodding at the sack. âTake it home and give it to your mother.'
âSo what are you interested in, comrade lieutenant?' Vanya Samokhin asked, warily but at the same time rather obsequiously.
âChagin and his gang . . . Actually, mainly his gang.'
Vanya nodded again. âI'll do whatever I can to help.'
âGood. Can I spend the night at your place?'
âI thought you were going to the bus station.'
âThere aren't any buses at this time of night, are there?' asked Igor, with a barely perceptible smile.
âNo,' answered Vanya, flustered.
âSo what would be the point of going to the bus station? Can I spend the night at your place?'
âOf course! In that case . . .'
Vanya set off again, leaving his sentence unfinished. He walked with renewed vigour and seemed to carry his stolen burden with greater ease. Igor fell into step a few paces behind him, as though subconsciously keeping a safe distance. They entered the sleeping town unnoticed and unobserved. Fences appeared along the sides of the road, and behind them detached houses made dark silhouettes against the grey sky. Ochakov was fast asleep. Lights flashed somewhere in the distance, but the windows of the houses were dark. About fifteen minutes later they turned into a courtyard that was overgrown with vines. Vanya took the sack of wine into the shed, then cautiously opened the door to the house and let Igor in.
They went into what must have been the living room. âYou can sleep here,' said Vanya, gesturing in the half-darkness towards an old-fashioned sofa with a high wooden back that extended up the wall, incorporating a mirror and shelves for displaying ornaments. âI'm afraid I don't know where the sheets are.'
âDon't worry about it, I'll be fine with a blanket,' whispered Igor. âWhere do your parents sleep?'
Vanya silently pointed at some folding wooden doors.
âMother sleeps in there, on the left, and my room's at the end of the hall.'
He went off and came back carrying a quilted blanket.
âCan I go to bed now?' he whispered. âIs it all right if I write the declaration tomorrow?'
âGo ahead! You can write it tomorrow,' nodded Igor.
Vanya left the room but returned almost immediately.
âHere, comrade lieutenant, drink this. It'll help you sleep.' He handed Igor a large glass of white wine. It smelt sharp and sour.
Barely suppressing the desire to wrinkle his nose, Igor carefully took the glass and sipped the wine. He looked at Vanya and nodded. Satisfied, Vanya nodded in response but didn't move.
âIs it from the wine factory?' asked Igor.
âYes,' said Vanya. âOur home-made wine's not ready yet . . . You have to drink it all, otherwise you won't be able to appreciate the taste!'
The last thing Igor felt like doing was getting into an argument with Vanya Samokhin about wine-tasting techniques, so he downed the wine in three mouthfuls and handed the glass back to his host. Only then did Vanya leave the room.
Igor removed his boots, unbuckled his belt and undressed. He folded the uniform and placed it neatly on a nearby chair, then quickly lay down and pulled the blanket over himself. He was immediately sucked into a strange kind of weightlessness. As his sense of spatial orientation ebbed away, he twitched and fell into the abyss.