The Genius of Little Things (30 page)

I experienced the beginning of one of those uncomfortable emotional swarms. Suddenly, the car was too small. I felt trapped. I couldn’t breathe. I got out and jumped up and down until I disappeared into a cloud of dust. I started coughing. The coughs turned into a chocking sob. For two minutes, maybe three, I bawled harder than I ever remember bawling. Now that I think about it, the words weren’t subliminal. For me, they were more of a command.

The song lyrics hadn’t told me to vomit, but that’s what I felt like doing. I dropped to my knees in the sand and dry heaved for a few moments. When it was clear nothing was going to come up from my stomach, I crawled back into the Lexus and continued crying.

A black SUV pulled up. Its darkened window rolled down. A woman with huge sunglasses stuck her head out and said something. I couldn’t hear. I suspected she was asking if I was all right.

I nodded. She kept staring at me. I mouthed,
I’m fine.
I aggressively shooed her away. By then I had stopped crying. I was a little peeved at having to explain myself to a stranger. Being peeved felt better. Familiar.

Carl and Janet came back the Lexus at the same, from different directions, as if they had choreographed their arrival. Janet huffed when Carl held up a bag of goodies from the alien jerky store.

“Two kinds of honey and an alien shot glass,” he said.

“Encouraging underage drinking,” she said. “Nice.”

“It’s decorative,” he said. Carl glanced back at me. I had wiped the tears from my face but my eyes must have been puffy.

“Desert,” I said, with a tight throat. “Allergies.”

Janet huffed. “The A/C in here is
supposed
to have a pollen filter. When this lease is up, I swear…” She didn’t finish her thought because she was merging onto the freeway and there was a long line of fast-moving trucks.

Carl showed me a jar of honey with a label featuring a cartoon space alien. He said it was
local
raw honey, and a spoonful every day would minimize pollen allergies over time. It’s something my mother might have believed.

I would try the honey. Couldn’t hurt. Bees were amazing, and even though I couldn’t save them, they would probably not go extinct for at least a few years.

“You said the honey has to be local,” Janet said. “That means it only works where it’s produced. He’s going to San Diego.”

Carl looked disappointed, so I lied.

“I read an article,” I said. “The author said the honey is effective if it’s made within three hundred miles or so.”

“That’s great,” Carl said. It was funny how the littlest things made him happy. I made a mental note not to break down for the rest of the trip. I wanted them to enjoy their pseudo-vacation.

Somewhere around Barstow, California, Janet vetoed Carl’s music. She said it was putting her to sleep. The rest of the trip was accompanied by vintage Brit pop. When “Walking on Sunshine” came on, I detected Janet bobbing her head. It was a good song. My mother might have liked it. The title wasn’t the best, because it suggested something scientifically impossible. But I didn’t mind that. The singer seemed very happy. Carl and Janet were not unhappy. And I was, for lack of a better word, fine.

AUTHOR’S NOTE

I hope you enjoyed
The Genius of Little Things
. Please take the time to review it on the various retailers or your favorite blog.

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And feel free to let me know what you thought of
Genius
on my site (
http://www.larrybuhlbooks.com
), and tell me if there’s anything about the reading experience that could be improved. (I’m thinking of constructive feedback, not something like, “I wish you’d written a mystery instead.” Because I’ve already written a mystery.)

LARRY BUHL

Larry Buhl is a journalist, screenwriter and playwright. He is a long-term contributor to
Art & Understanding
magazine and
Yahoo News
. His writing has appeared in
Written By, Wired, The San Francisco Chronicle, Liver Health Today, Monster.com, Career Builder, New York Daily News, The Advocate
, and others. He has reported for KPFK 90.7 FM in Los Angeles and Free Speech Radio News. His play,
Pilgrims
, and solo performance piece,
Chain of Desire
, were produced in Los Angeles. He won the Carl Sautter Screenwriting Award in 1999. He lives in Los Angeles, grew up in Ohio, and was graduated from Northwestern University.
The Genius of Little Things
is his first novel.

ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

There have been many people who have encouraged me as a writer over the years. Here are some who have helped me with
The Genius of Little Things
in its many iterations.

Gail Hochman

Barney Karpfinger

UCLA Extension

Moose’s Purse

Kate Marciniak

Pamela Alster

Jenn Bray Weber

National Foster Parent Association

My family, and everyone who’s expected big things of me

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