The Goblin Corps (4 page)

“Come, Havarren,” Morthûl commanded, already moving toward the door. “Let us see what my dear queen wants of me. And then, we have arrangements to make. I intend for Dororam to learn the folly of his actions.”

Havarren nodded, falling into step behind his master. “You have a plan, my lord?”

“When do I not? But it requires careful timing. Havarren, summon my messengers. I want you to assemble a Demon Squad.”

The mage nodded. “Any racial preferences?”

“No. Just make certain they’re the best. I’ll be asking quite a bit of them.”

“Of course. And then?”

“Then? Then we see to the end of King Dororam and everyone fool enough to follow him.”

Havarren grinned, a wide expression of sheer malevolence. There were certain aspects about his “employment” with Morthûl that he deeply resented, but it was nice to see the Dark Lord’s old self again.

It meant that someone, a lot of someones, were going to die.

The isle of Dendrakis, from whose rocky earth the Iron Keep rose, lay secluded in the northwestern corner of the massive kingdom. Isolated from Kirol Syrreth proper by the Sea of Tears, it was a part of their homeland rarely visited by most inhabitants—human or otherwise—of that nation.

While it may have been the most important portion of the Charnel King’s domain, however, Dendrakis constituted but the smallest fragment of it. Across the length and breadth of Kirol Syrreth, often in locales through which humans would dare not travel let alone dwell, goblin communities spread, a sporadic rash upon the earth. Gremlins and ogres, trolls and kobolds all made their homes here, in this last refuge from the sprawling mass of “civilization.” Once, they had warred upon one another constantly, unmindful of all who got in their way. The human cities of Kirol Syrreth surrounded themselves with walls and watchtowers, leftovers from the days when any cloud of dust on the horizon could signal the advance of a goblin army.

The rise of Morthûl, centuries ago, had changed all that. But now, as whispers of his great defeat spread, the humans looked again to the horizon, awaiting the day when the growing chaos among the other races once more spilled over into indiscriminate bloodletting.

Many weeks south of Dendrakis, beyond the foul waters of the Swamps of Jureb Nahl, nestled in the shadows of one of Kirol Syrreth’s many mountain ranges, sat Tarahk Trohm. An orcish stronghold, that sprawling settlement—like its twin, Tarahk Grond, so many leagues nearer the Iron Keep—was one of the largest nonhuman cities within the Dark Lord’s kingdom. As such, and given its relative proximity to the Brimstone Mountains, its inhabitants were largely responsible for patrolling the nearest border.

One such patrol camped now in the thick forests just north of the Brimstone Mountains, having stopped for a leisurely noontime dinner. The sun shone directly overhead, though little of its light or warmth penetrated the canopy of leaves. Most of the broad-shouldered, bestial creatures sat around the cook-fire, laughing at crude jokes and feasting upon the slightly charred flesh of wild horses they had come across the night before. Some, more conscientious than their brethren—or perhaps simply more retentive—sat with their backs to any convenient tree, polishing their weapons with spit and old, stained rags.

And some, even in the middle of the day, stood watch.

“Cræosh! Join me by the fire!”

The orc so addressed, slouched in the bushes some twenty feet from the others, tugged his attention from the forest to glance back at his chieftain.

“I’m on watch, Berrat.”

“Others can watch. Come.”

Reluctantly, Cræosh straightened up. Although only about six feet in height—perfectly average, for his race—the warrior’s shoulders were massive, nearly three feet across. Squinting red eyes, a sign of almost feminine beauty, peered from folds of swampy-green skin, and his shock-white hair was matted into three large tails by the careful application of mud and the blood of his enemies. A top-heavy sword, wickedly serrated, hung casually at his side, the leather-wrapped hilt permanently stained by the acrid sweat of his palms. Over hide tunic and breeches, the orc wore breastplate, greaves, and armbands that he’d melted down and reforged himself from metals scavenged across a dozen battlefields.

Casually, Cræosh wandered to the fire and slid to the leaf-covered ground, shoving a pair of smaller orcs out of his way. They glared at him, but neither felt brave (or foolish) enough to complain. With a forced grin at Berrat exposing a number of jagged yellow teeth, Cræosh ripped off a chunk of horseflesh and began to chew noisily, ignoring the sizzling rivulets that ran down his chin.

His companion returned a grin no less forced. Berrat was chieftain of his tribe, an influential figure in Tarahk Trohm. But Cræosh was widely considered to be the best choice for the position once Berrat…“stepped down.” The brown-skinned orc was determined that his rival would have no opportunities to replace him for a good long while. He had called Cræosh to join him not from any sense of companionship, but simply to keep a close watch on the warrior—and, frankly, to annoy him. They both knew it, the other orcs knew it, and there was actually a discreet betting pool among the patrol on when the one would finally challenge the other.

It would not, however, be today. Even as Cræosh raised the horse haunch to his lips for a second bite, another orc—this one black-skinned and boasting a ragged, scarred hole where his left eye once sat—dashed from the concealing shadows of the trees. “Someone’s coming!” he called out before his boots had even skidded to a complete stop.

Instantly, Berrat and Cræosh were on their feet. “Take four,” the chieftain commanded his rival. “Go see. I will follow behind, once these louts—” And here he took a moment to kick at a smaller orc who was gathering his gear too slowly for Berrat’s taste. Something snapped, and the orc let out a pained yelp, but he did indeed start preparing a great deal faster. “—are ready to go,” he concluded.

“You, you, you—and you,” Cræosh gestured with the steaming chunk of horseflesh in his hand. “Follow me.” Those he’d selected—including Dækek, the monocular scout—fell in behind him. The haunch of meat plummeted to the ground with a sticky plop as Cræosh broke into a distance-eating jog that he and the others could, if necessary, maintain for a day and more.

The sound of their footsteps, pounding in rhythm, was an earthquake thundering through the woods. Over a ton of orc dashed through the trees, sending small (and not so small) animals scurrying out of their path. The trees had begun to thin considerably as they moved south, and the Brimstone Mountains, though miles away, completely dominated the horizon.

“There!” Dækek shouted, as his keen remaining eye spotted the intruder. Cræosh squinted even more than usual, attempting to discern…

“It’s a gremlin!” he announced, voice harsh with disgust. “We came all this way for…”

No, he realized, as they drew close enough to make out some detail. Not just any gremlin. This one looked as though he’d been to hell and back, and on a budget. His beige skin was bruised in a dozen places, lacerated in a dozen more, and thick blood matted his clothes. Although bald on top, as were most of his race, this gremlin had grown a full beard—and it, too, hung sticky with blood. His left tusk was missing, one of his spindly ears had been torn halfway from his head, and his right arm hung loose at his side, flapping horribly from the elbow down.

Given his druthers, Cræosh would have been just as content to ignore the gremlin’s distress, if not kill him outright. But the strategically brilliant generals of Tarahk Trohm and Tarahk Grond knew that, come spring, the humans and elves and other such scum would attack. Where the gremlins quarreled, and the kobolds schemed, and the xenophobic hobgoblins drew back into Havicruess and locked the gates behind them—the orcs argued for order amid the chaos, for continued cooperation among the races of Kirol Syrreth. And so, for the sake of that order, Cræosh reluctantly went to the gremlin’s aid.

Besides,
someone
must have done this to him, and Cræosh hadn’t had a good fight in weeks!

The gremlin—barely four feet in height, and massing less than half of Cræosh’s three hundred pounds—sobbed audibly at the sight of the huge orcs looming over him, though whether it signified relief or terror, the warrior couldn’t tell. As though that sob had carried with it the last of his strength, the fleeing creature toppled forward.

Gruffly, Cræosh grabbed him by his tunic and hauled him upright. Cooperation was just fine, but he wasn’t about to
coddle
anyone. “What happened?” he asked, his tone blunt.

“I—I—I, that is, I…”

Cræosh, fast running short of patience with the little sniveler, lifted him bodily off the ground with one arm and shook him hard. A few of the orcs winced at the grating sounds from the gremlin’s ruined shoulder, though they weren’t especially bothered by the moans of pain that accompanied them.

The large orc dropped his arm, and the gremlin’s feet met the earth with a solid thump. “Now,” Cræosh said amicably, “why don’t you try that again?”

“Yes, sir!” The gremlin drew himself up into the closest approximation of a military stance that his present condition would allow. “My unit and I, see, we were patrolling near the Brimstone Mountains…”

Exactly what
we
were supposed to be doing. Duplication of effort
, Cræosh thought bitterly to himself.
If they’d all just fuckin’
talk
to each other…

“Well,” the gremlin continued, unmindful of the orc’s resentment, “we’d just about finished our morning rounds, when Ulev—he’s our best scout, you see. Well, he used to be…”

Cræosh’s jaw began to stiffen.

“Right. Umm, Ulev came running back, told us there was a small human caravan cutting through the foothills on the other side of the range. Well, of course, we all figure, hey, human caravan this far out, and Dororam’s got all the armies tied down until spring, it’s gotta be a merchant, right? That means stuff we can eat, things we can use or sell. So we all figure, hey, easy mark.”

The large orc shook his head, the nostrils of his porcine snout distended in incredulity. “It didn’t occur to you,” he asked, his voice equal parts astonishment and disgust, “that a human caravan anywhere
near
our borders was probably well guarded?”

“I—that is, it’s funny you should mention that…”

Cræosh snorted. “They slaughtered you.”

The little creature nodded sadly. “Down to the last gremlin. I’m only here now because I had the sense to run when the human I was fighting tripped over a rock. A few of the bugbears were alive when I left, but the gods only know how they’re faring by now.”

Cræosh snorted again. “Gods,” indeed!
What a primitive fucking people the gremlins are.
…

“We should go after them!” Dækek interjected. “Teach them to mess with Kirol Syrreth!” The others grunted their agreement.

But Cræosh refused. “Even if the bugbears managed to delay them, they’re long gone by now.”

It was now, however, the gremlin’s turn to shake his head, and rather emphatically at that. “I don’t think so, sir. You see, I’m not the only gremlin who ran, actually. We’re really a pretty smart race, when it comes down to…Anyway, some of the knights rode in through some of the smaller passes, cut them off. I was a little farther ahead, but—well, if they saw which direction I went in, they might still be looking for me. I don’t think they were happy about the idea of me getting away to report them.”

Cræosh’s ears perked up. “Knights?” That meant men who knew one end of a sword from the other. And Father knew how much he’d been craving a challenge!

“You.” Cræosh pointed at one of the orcs. “Take the gremlin back to Chief Berrat. Have him follow along. The rest of us are gonna go find us some humans.”

It was a deliberate affront to Berrat, and they all knew it. If the fight went badly, he wouldn’t be so far behind that he couldn’t bail them out; and if it went well, it would be over before he got there. In either case, he’d lose out on the lion’s share of the glory.

As would Cræosh’s “volunteer.”

“Why do
I
have to go back?” he snapped unhappily. “Let Dækek go. He’s faster anyway.”

“Yes, he is. Which is exactly why I want him with me.”

The volunteer growled. “I don’t remember anyone putting you in charge! I—”

Cræosh’s fist was a falling boulder. A bone-jarring thump was followed swiftly by a limp body sliding slowly to the grass.

Father, but that helmet hurt!
Cræosh casually rubbed his knuckles. “Minor change in plan,” he said, turning back to the squirming gremlin. “You wait here until he wakes up.
Then
you go with him to speak to Berrat.”

“I…” The gremlin was looking astoundingly edgy. “That is, I don’t really know that waiting around here is the best idea. I mean, I really ought to get back and report to my own superiors, don’t you think? And besides, what if the humans get past—”

Words melded into a high-pitched wail as Cræosh casually reached out and grabbed the gremlin by his bad elbow. The screeching continued for perhaps thirty seconds before finally trailing off in an abbreviated gurgle.

“I’m sorry,” the orc said mildly. “I was thinking about something else. Were you saying something?”

The ghost-pale gremlin frantically shook his head.

“Oh, good.” Without further ado, Cræosh broke once again into that steady orcish jog, the other three following on his heels. There was no more time to waste with that Ancestors-damned gremlin, not when there were humans to kill!

It didn’t take long to locate their steel-clad prey. Barely had they broken through a small thicket of trees, only a mile south of where they’d met the gremlin, when the ground began to shudder. From behind a small rise, a distant foothill to the Brimstone Mountains, they came: six humans riding enormous chargers. Encased from head to toe in polished plate, the knights gleamed in the midday sun, as though the orcs faced not a band of mortals but stars yanked from the firmament itself.

Cræosh wasn’t impressed. Orcs, by and large, don’t do awe; they have very little use for it. Out of long-ingrained habit, Cræosh offered a quick prayer to his Mother and Father, asking his Ancestors for their blessing in the upcoming battle. He knew, without checking, that his companions did the same.