Read The Governor's Lady Online
Authors: Norman Collins
âI'm sorry, sir.'
âThat won't help,' Mr. Frith replied. âThe harm's done now.'
He paused.
âGot anything on this evening?' he asked.
âNothing in particular,' Harold told him.
âBetter come across to the Club. Know where it is?'
âI'll find it, sir.'
âSeven o'clock, then. In the bar. Give you time to think up something for me to tell Sir Gardnor.'
There was a sharp click in Harold's ear, and Mr. Frith had rung off. He was still annoyed with him, Harold gathered.
The Milner Club was a handsome, one-storey building, with a raised roof to let the air in. It was approached by a long, dusty drive, bordered on either side by lawns of coarse, closely-cropped grass. A large notice, from which the paint was already flaking, read: âSTRICTLY MEMBERS ONLY.'
The bar to which the steward showed him was certainly imposing. It extended the whole length of the clubhouse. And it was staffed for emergencies. Despite the fact that there were only two members lost somewhere in the distance up at the far end, there were three bar tenders all wearing clean white jackets, all standing to attention and all staring vacantly over the mahogany counter into space. Other black faces showed from behind the service hatch.
Harold sat down and waited for Mr. Frith. He was late; really late. It was nearly seven-thirty when he arrived. And he was perspiring. There was no sign of the tic any longer: the muscles around his mouth had already sagged. It was now an over-relaxed, imprecise kind of face that he was wearing.
âWhy aren't you drinking anything?' he asked. âThought I told them to make you a member.'
âI've sent my three guineas.'
âThen you're a member,' Mr. Frith told him.
He was signalling to the steward while he was speaking.
âWhat are you doing, boy?' he demanded. âCome over here. We need you.'
It was not until Mr. Frith had composed himself, holding his glass in both hands in between the sips, that he seemed to remember why he had asked Harold to come over. Then he suddenly became very serious.
âYou've got some explaining to do,' he said. âAnd not just to me. To H.E. Where were you, this afternoon? The whole bloody switchboard was trying to find you.'
âI was about,' Harold told him. âAs a matter of fact, I was up there all the time. Having tea with Lady Anne.'
Mr. Frith slopped most of his whisky down his shirt front.
âDon't tell me that's started up again,' he said. âNot already.'
âWhat's wrong with it?' Harold asked.
But Mr. Frith ignored him. He was wiping himself down with one hand and, with the other, trying to call the boy over. He wanted his glass re-filled.
When he turned back to Harold, he had lowered his voice and drawn his stool up closer.
âYou don't want to go blotting your copybook the first month out here, now do you?' he said. âYou're the third of them, remember. H.E. got rid of Number One like that.'
Mr. Frith attempted to snap his fingers in the air, but the effect was only mildly dramatic because it was entirely soundless.
âSlung him out,' he went on, âbefore he'd even got his bags unpacked. Here today, gone tomorrow. H.E.'s like that.'
Harold leant back on his stool, and lit a cigarette.
âWhat happened to the last one?' he asked.
But Mr. Frith only shook his head.
âSome other time. Not now,' he said. âI've had enough for one day.'
The memorial service for the unhappy Henderson was, for reasons of Government policy, designed to be a really slap-up affair.
Ever since nine o'clock that morning, Queen Victoria Avenue had been posted by the South Shropshires, already sweating heavily beneath their close-fitting dress uniform; the native militia, carrying a black sash across their white jackets, were stationed at the side roads to cut off cross traffic; and the very go-ahead Bishop of Osimkwa and Amimbo had flown in by light plane the evening before, with his chaplain and his collapsible pastoral staff. All along the route to the Cathedral, there was a brisk trade going on in Union Jacks, small celluloid dolls, Boat Race trophies, models of the Lord Mayor's coach in gilt, and various kinds of nut-toffees, lemonade-powders and cooked meats.
St. Stephen's Cathedral itself was scarcely large enough for the ceremony. But, small as it was, it did at least look English. The Roman Catholic counterpart on the other side of the town, with its copper dome and campanile, suggested something of Italian or even Near Eastern origin, and was generally regarded as looking out of place there.
Harold's own card, he found, entitled him to a pew in the eighth row. It was definitely behind the big shots, but appreciably in front of retail commerce, railway employees, postal workers, and other miscellaneous hangers-on.
As for Mr. Ngono, he was humiliatingly near the rear of the church. He had, however, managed to secure himself an aisle-side seat. In consequence there was rather a lot of waving and flapping of the printed Order of Service as he greeted mourners and friends alike as they passed by him. Harold noticed that Mr. Ngono was in a black tail coat and carrying a black topper and black gloves and was wearing a band of black crepe around his upper left arm. He also had an umbrella. Harold suddenly wondered whether the black tie with his own lounge suit was sufficient.
Despite the electric fans, the temperature inside the Cathedral was already nearing the eighty-mark, and the verger was going round spraying the banks of fast wilting flowers with a watering-can. Up in the loft, the organist had a glass of water beside him, and kept throwing back the loose sleeves of his surplice so that they should not cling to his wrists.
The Governor's instructions for full ceremonial had been carried out to the letter. In front of the high altar stood a symbolic coffin draped in the Union Jack: the real interment had, of course, because of the temperature, taken place at the earliest possible moment up at Omtala. And in front of the empty coffin were arranged a couple of gold arm-chairs, thrones almost, on a square of the distinctive Residency blue carpet. There were two more chairs for the Household; still gold but without arms.
In that heat, the organ was inevitably a trifle flat. But the organist had grown accustomed to that. Sometimes for a three p.m. Children's Service he had known the open diapason go down by as much as a semi-tone until it was just an incoherent rumble, and nothing more.
Today, however, he was too much intent upon keeping watch in his rear mirror to care very deeply. And, a moment later, he saw what he had been waiting for. At exactly eleven o'clock, the figure of Colonel Hudson of the Shropshires appeared in the little oblong of looking-glass. There was a crash of Army boots being brought down onto the hot gravel; arms came up to the Present with a rattle; and the blast of Regimental buglers signalled the arrival of the Governor.
The congregation rose. The Dean of St. Stephen's who had been waiting at the top of the steps, descended; the Bishop of Osimkwa and Amimbo, his pastoral staff now assembled to its full height, emerged from behind a pillar; the Governor and the Governor's lady got into position, with the A.D.C. and the Hon. Sybil Prosser one full pace behind; and the procession moved forward.
As the Governor went past him, it occurred to Harold that he had never before seen anyone quite so absolutely splendid. And more than splendid: Vice-regal at least.
Half a head taller than those around him, with his gold-braided uniform buttoned up to the neck in that suffocating heat, and with his plumed hat stuck under his arm, he dominated. His mere presence seemed to give a grandeur to death that would otherwise have been missing.
Lady Anne, dressed in black from head to foot and with a black veil that hid her face, was almost entirely obscured by him. Harold caught a brief glimpse of her; shoulders bowed, and eyes lowered to the ground. Then the Governor's gold braid and medals and plumes got in the way, and he lost sight of her again.
With the entrance of the Governor, the West Door of the Cathedral had been closed, and the temperature inside began to mount steadily. Sweat drops started to run down the Bishop's face, and he could see Sybil Prosser using the Order of Service as a fan.
Immediately in front of her, Lady Anne was sitting. Against the magnificence of the Governor's uniform, the black that Lady Anne was wearing seemed blacker still. She was motionless, with her head bent forward, her hands folded in her lap.
âMy God, doesn't she look like a widow,' he suddenly found himself thinking.
He did not see Lady Anne again until the Service was over. Then she came down the aisle on the near side of the Governor. Against the blackness of her dress, her face showed paler than ever. It seemed to be quite drained of blood; of life almost. As she passed his pew, she momentarily pushed back her veil as though gasping for breath in that asphyxiating air. It was a tired, pathetic gesture. If the service had gone on any longer, he doubted if she could have survived it.
Then he looked across at Sir Gardnor. He was still as upright and tightly buttoned-up as ever. The gold braid and the medals shone in the light from the West doorway, and his plumed hat was being carried at exactly the correct angle.
He had, however, been weeping: his eyes were still red and moist-looking. After all, Henderson had been one of his men. He had picked and promoted him. And it was only natural that the service should have moved the Governor deeply; so deeply, in fact, that he seemed scarcely to be aware that Lady Anne was beside him.
When she faltered for a moment and put out her hand instinctively for some support, it was Sybil Prosser who caught hold of her. Sir Gardnor was already half a pace ahead, chin up and staring out into the distance.
The final gesture of respect to the dead manâit was a volley of blanks fired into the air by the exhausted Shropshiresâsent the kites, that had
been monotonously wheeling overhead, into a sudden pattern of power-dives and spirals, and raised a black and white cloud of all the crows in Amimbo which took off with a noise like surf, and made helter-skelter for the peace and safety of the marshalling-yards.
As the last echo of the volley was still dying away, Harold saw that Mr. Frith was beckoning. He seemed to be agitated and Harold noticed that his tic had grown worse again.
âIt's H.E.,' Mr. Frith said as soon as Harold had managed to reach him through the dispersing crowd. âHe wants you back at the House. Straightaway. And he wants me to come along, too. You'd better be ready for it. This may be your return ticket.'
The tone of voice and Mr. Frith's state of nerves annoyed him. If the Governor felt like being bloody-minded, Harold was perfectly ready to be equally bloody-minded in return.
âOkay,' he told him. âLet's go along together.' He paused, and then added: âI shouldn't think there's any particular hurry. From the way he was looking just now he can't be exactly ready for receiving visitors.'
But Mr. Frith was not so sure.
âYou don't know H.E.,' he said. âWants us round as soon as we can get there. A.D.C. said so.'
Even with the flag on the front of Mr. Frith's car, it was a little difficult to get through the crowd. The path for the Residency Rolls had been kept wide open but, by now, the sightseers had surged forward again. Mr. Frith kept glancing at his watch, and telling the driver to hurry.
There was certainly no delay when they reached the House. The A.D.C. had already miraculously changed back into his plain white, and was waiting for them. He agreed with Mr. Frith that it had been a simple and beautiful Service.
âRather good singing, I thought.'
âFull turn-out, too.'
âHenderson was Methodist, actually.'
âReally?'
And with that, they passed through into the Governor's suite. The Governor himself appeared to have been caught unprepared. Still wearing his blue dress trousers, he had removed his scarlet jacket altogether and undone the stud of his collarband. But he was at his most cordial. He was standing with his back to the empty fireplace, glass in his hand.
âAh, come in, Mr. Frith. Come in. And you, too, Mr. Stebbs. You'll
join me in a drink, I hope. Very hot in the Cathedral. Very hot indeed.' He looked over to the A.D.C. âRemind me to have a word with the Dean about it. It's really quite intolerable. There must be something they can do.' He had swung round again. âYou enjoyed the ceremony, Mr. Stebbs?'
âI thought it was very moving,' Harold told him. The Governor seemed pleased.
âIt was, wasn't it,' he replied. âPity there were no relatives. And the Bishop was too long again. He knows: he saw me looking at him. You don't want a sermon on an occasion of that kind. You simply want a tribute.'
âI agree,' Harold said politely.
But he had spoken too soon; spoken when there had been no need to speak at all, in fact. The Governor immediately turned on him.
âNot that a human life can be dismissed just like that,' he went on, with a wave of the hand. âAfter all, it
is
Divine Service, and it
is
a Funeral Oration. It's not exactly in the nature of a testimonial, is it Mr. Stebbs?'
This time, Harold knew enough not to answer; Mr. Frith could have saved himself the little damping down motions that he was making with his hands.
âBut I didn't bring you here to discuss sermons, Mr. Stebbs,' the Governor told him. T brought you here to congratulate you. And you, Mr. Frith, for finding him. The statistical pages are excellent. Quite excellent.' He paused. âThey'll all have to be done again, of course. But no matter.'
âDone again?'
âThat surprises you, Mr. Stebbs? You're entirely blameless, I assure you. It's simply that I have decided to redraft the Budget. There will be an entirely new Budget along entirely new lines.'