Read The Lately Deceased Online
Authors: Bernard Knight
Geoff smiled at her affectionately. âThat was for hiding stolen fags in a warehouse,' he explained.
Webster was indignant about the possibility of being detained.
âNo, sir. I'm off home as fast as I can get there. Can't see why they want us to stay for this coroner's affair. I thought the case was all wrapped up. This Moore chap done the deed, so why the hell all this fuss?'
âI wonder what they can have found out to postpone the inquest again?' mused Gordon Walker. âAny idea, Geoff?'
âNot a clue. They're pretty close-mouthed about it. A chap I know in Fleet Street rang me up yesterday and tried to pump me about it. It seems that Meredith promised them a handout, then cancelled it. He gave no reason â it got the news boys a bit niggled.'
âIf they
have
found something,' persisted Gordon, âthey should at least have told me. I'm the principal one concerned â it
was
my wife that was killed.'
âAnd you were number one suspect at the start,' Geoff reminded him.
âI was,' Gordon concurred with a wry smile. âBut I sunk that one pretty convincingly. Then Moore confirmed it for me!'
They talked the problem backwards and forwards until Eve persuaded them to give up the morbid discussion and led them around the corner of the street to the lounge bar of the âAntelope' public house.
As they sat in the warm panelled room, with the cheerful clink of glasses punctuating the conversation, Eve wriggled closer to Geoff and said quietly, âIt would give me the willies to stay in that flat as Gordon does. I hate the place now.'
Geoff agreed and slid his hand into hers.
âHe's going to get rid of it as soon as he can. Pearl's looking for a new place as well. I wonder if they'll ever get together and marry. They were pretty close, despite the flaming rows they had from time to time.'
Eve snuggled closer. âWe haven't had one yet, have we darling?'
âNot likely to either, sweet. You're the boss already.'
A few miles away, a still figure lay in a hospital bed, whispering to himself in another fleeting moment of lucidity.
âPoor dead Margaret â¦' The voice trailed off into silence and the roving eyes became fixed again on the darkened ceiling until the lids slowly drooped over them.
A nurse came through the screens.
âMr Myers, did you call?'
The man lay like a fallen tree in a wood, motionless and inert.
The nurse shrugged and went back to the duty desk with its shaded light. She decided she had imagined it.
On that Wednesday morning, Meredith was looking at his mail in the Divisional Office when Masters rang up from the station in Comber Street.
âHello, sir. I've got the written report from the Yard on the suicide note. They sent it here. Shall I send it over, or bring it with me later?'
âOh, bring it when you come, unless, it says something we don't know already.' Meredith was only half listening to the sergeant; he was thinking of the great pile of reports on his desk relating to the pay robbery of the week before.
âIt says that the paper was a common type of heavyweight quarto, nothing special about it. The typewriter was a two- to four-year-old Imperial office machine, in good condition, with a few minor, individual type characteristics. These matched Moore's letter completely. The note was definitely made on that machine. They add that the unevenness of pressure on individual letters betrays an inexpert operator.' Meredith listened absently to this catalogue.
âSo now we know what we knew five minutes after we'd found it! But bring it over on Friday, if you will.'
Old Nick carried on with the mountain of paper in his âIn' tray until Stammers arrived.
He hung his hat up in his own room and came through to see Meredith.
âAnything new? I've been out looking at that van from the pay job again. They made a good job of blowing that door off!'
After a few minutes talk about the robbery, Meredith got around to the Walker case.
âWe'll have to go ahead on Friday and ignore that business at the hospital. He's still in a coma and they think he may never wake up now.'
âHave you asked Walker anything about Myers?' queried Stammers. âDoes he know of any connection between him and the woman? Before the night of the party, I mean.'
âNo, I haven't asked him. I'll let things rest for the time being. Masters has phoned me the report on the suicide letter and all's clear there. I've been sweating a bit that they might find something we didn't want, but it's turned out just as we expected. Definitely typed on the Imperial machine, amateur typist apparently, nothing much else.'
Stammers' brow creased in puzzlement.
âWhat do you mean, âamateur' typist,' he demanded. âColin Moore was a scriptwriter. He lived by that machine.'
Meredith looked at him long and steadily.
âMy God, Stammers, what sort of bloody hare do you think you're starting up now?'
âWell, sir, it occurred to me â¦'
âYes, Stammers, it occurred to you, and so it damn well should have done. But not to me! If you want to get anything into my head from now on, you've got to drive it in with a hammer. I've been in possession of that Yard report for over thirty minutes, without guessing it contained even the ghost of a clue. Well done, Stammers, you may have saved me making a fool of myself.'
âHell, Super,' Stammers said, embarrassed. âYou'd have spotted it.'
âBut the truth is, I didn't,' Old Nick replied, unwilling to have excuses made for him. âTell me, do you know for a fact that Moore was an experienced typist?'
âNo, I don't, but I'll lay even money that he was. These scriptwriters are like newspapermen; they have to be able to pound a typewriter to make a living. Anyway, I can soon find out.'
âIf you're right, Stammers, we're up the bloody creek and no mistake. You see what it means, don't you? It means that that cosy and convenient little suicide note
wasn't
a suicide note after all. It means it was written after Moore was dead, typed by the man who murdered him.'
âCould be, Super.'
âGet the Yard on the phone right away.'
As Stammers used the telephone, Meredith sat at his desk drumming on his blotter with his fingers.
âLab, please. Stammers, “D” Div here. Can you get me Superintendent Pepper, please?'
A moment later he was talking to the senior liaison officer.
âSuper, Stammers here. Look, about that suicide note we sent you last week? Your lab's report says it's an amateur bit of typing. Are you a hundred per cent sure about that because if it
is
the work of an amateur, it's a fake ⦠I'll hold on â¦'
Stammers put his hand over the mouthpiece and spoke to Meredith. âHe's gone to find who did the examination.'
After a few moments he began to speak again: âYes, we've got the report. We wanted to get it from the horse's mouth ⦠a lot hangs on this; it may mean there's been another killing. Fairbrother, you said? OK, thanks. Cheerio!'
He put the phone down and turned to the expectant Meredith.
âWe're getting bitched up all down the line. A chap named Fairbrother wrote that report â he works in the laboratory at Cardiff, you know, the forgery and documents place. He had a look at it for them as he happened to be up in London for a couple of days. He went back home yesterday!'
Meredith breathed heavily but managed to control his feelings. âWell, get him on the phone now,' he said. âI must sort this thing out before I spring it on the AC.'
Stammers put a call through to the Home Office Forensic Science Laboratory in Cardiff, and, after a good deal of holding on, got through to the man he wanted. He spoke to him for several minutes, then put the receiver down and turned to Old Nick.
âHe remembers the note and is quite confident about his report. He wants us to send him a specimen of typing known to have been done by Moore. I said I'd send down something, together with the original note, by tonight's post. Let's hope no bright spark robs the registered mail from Paddington!' Meredith left his desk and paced the floor uneasily. He stopped to look out of the window into the dismal yard outside.
âIf Moore didn't write that note,' he said, speaking slowly, âwho the hell did? It must have been suicide, he would hardly sit still while someone put a plastic bag over his head and turned on the gas.'
âHe would with all that barbiturate inside him,' Stammers reminded him quietly.
âI know about that, man,' said Meredith testily. âBut barbiturate is as bitter as blazes and he had taken a wagonload of it. You can't sit on a bloke and stuff pills down his throat until he goes into a coma ⦠not without some signs of a struggle, anyway.'
âOK, so Moore wrote the note! How do we get around the expert's opinion, then?'
Stammers was being devastatingly logical, but his boss was stubborn.
âWe don't yet know that Moore was, in fact, an accomplished typist. We are only assuming it. But if he was, he might still have typed that note, its irregularities being accounted for by the influence of emotion or the early effect of the drugs.'
Stammers made a face expressing his doubts about this whole idea.
âIt's your case, guvnor, but I don't think you'd be very happy with that explanation for long! We'd better ask this forgery boffin about the effect of sleeping pills on a man's typing.'
Meredith began to pace the drab office, hands in pockets, his shoulders even more stooped than usual.
Stammers felt suddenly sorry for him and, afraid of showing it, said briskly, âWhat about getting this specimen of typing? Shall I ring up the studio and ask for some of his old scripts?'
âNo, don't do that!' said Meredith sharply. âNot yet anyway. We may have to make some direct enquiries later on, but for the time being the fewer people who are in on this, the better. If it
is
another murder, we don't want to raise the hare until it suits us. The killer must be among this fancy TV mob, if it wasn't Moore. I hope to hell it was, though. I'm sick of opening and shutting this damn case!'
âWhere shall I get a specimen of his typing then?' Stammers asked.
âLet's go over to his place. There must be some of his papers there. Has that wife of his been back there?'
âNot as far as I know. I hear she is leaving the damage to be fixed by the insurance people, and is then selling the whole lot â understandable, I suppose.'
âHuh! I thought she'd have been living with Walker by now,' said Meredith. âHe's still sticking on at Great Beachy Street, I see. He must either have a clear conscience or a mighty adaptable one.'
At the flat at Littleton Close, they found ample material to send to Cardiff. In fact, there were piles of typed scripts bundled into the cupboards of the study.
âTake one that looks recent,' Meredith instructed the inspector, who was on his knees in front of an open cupboard.
âThis looks all right,' Stammers said, holding up a collection of pages tied together with tape. âIt looks quite new.
Kelly's Nightmare
, it's called,' he added with a grin.
âOK, that'll do. Send it off as soon as you like to Cardiff with that suicide note. Ask them if they can confirm that both specimens of typing were made on Moore's machine, and were they made by the same hand. If
Kelly's Nightmare
wasn't done on that particular machine we're no further forward. If it was, and done by the same hand that typed the note, you can safely say that Moore really did commit suicide. But if it was typed on that machine, but by some other hand, you and I will be back on the beat before we're seven days older.'
âLike hell we will,' Stammers retorted stoutly. âThose eggheads down at Cardiff aren't infallible, Super. I shall take a lot of convincing if they come up with the answer we don't want. I shall want proof, not opinion.'
âGood lad, but it may not come to that. By the way, that chap at Cardiff may need the machine itself. We'd better collect it from the Yard and put it on a passenger train.' Together they returned to the car. On their way back to town Meredith broke the silence that had reigned between them.
âI've been thinking things over, Stammers. I think maybe I'll have a word with Mrs Moore after all. It's important we should know at once whether Moore was accustomed to using a typewriter or not. I'll give her a ring and ask her. If I wrap it up a bit and cook up some other questions to go with it, there's a good chance it'll pass unnoticed.'
Chapter Seventeen
Later that evening, Geoffrey Tate and Eve arrived at 17a Great Beachy Street to find Pearl Moore about to open the door.
âGordon gave me the key last week so that I can get in when his “daily” isn't here. She's been a bit huffy since all this trouble.'
Geoff smiled. It was unlike Pearl, he thought, to bother with explanations of that sort. As they climbed the stairs to the inner glass door leading to the hall of the flat, Pearl, looking exquisite in a dramatically full scarlet coat, asked if they had heard any more about the adjourned inquest.
âNot a thing,' Geoffrey answered. âI reckon the police have got something up their sleeves and are keeping mum about it.'
Pearl pushed open the inner door and called âyoo-hoo' in the direction of the lounge. At once, Gordon flung open the door and advanced on Pearl as if to take her in his arms. Then he saw the other two and checked himself, contenting himself with slipping an arm round Pearl's waist.
âGlad you two could come,' he said to Geoff and Eve. âI'm in need of a bit of youthful company. Come on in, the poor relations are still battening on to me like the parasites they are.'
He swept his arm in the direction of the Leighs, who were sitting on a settee watching television.