Authors: Terry Pratchett
âI guess not.' Maggie studied Jan. And she thought of the couple from the Gap, the girls from the space elevator. Their shining enthusiasm. This project was certainly capturing imaginations, it seemed, from kids' homes in the Low Earths all the way to space workers. âWhy are you doing this, Jan? What's the appeal?'
Jan looked at her as if he didn't understand the question. âThere was an Invitation from the sky. It said, JOIN US. And then there were the messages from the Next people, and I figured
them
out for myself. The viral stories. The number clues that led to this world, Apple Pi.'
âThat's true,' said Sister Coleen ruefully.
âAnd that's why I'm making these.' Another bolt was finished; he bent over, picked it out of the printer's hopper, stowed it in the box with the rest, and pressed the printer's restart button. He grinned a gappy grin up at Maggie. âJOIN US. That's what it said. I'm helping.'
Cutler tapped Maggie on the shoulder. âFirst, join
me
. I got a couple more items to show you before your coffee break . . .'
S
HE WAS DRIVEN
at some pace past a fenced-off compound:
COMMUNICATIONS AND COMMUNITY CENTER
ACCESS THROUGH SECURITY GATE ONLY
Within, Maggie glimpsed huddles of tents, a few permanent buildings, and disparate-looking groups, some gathered around campfires, some singing songs, one lot mounting some kind of demonstration up against the wire. All on the inside of the fence. Marine grunts, blank-faced, wearing heavy body armour and carrying blunt-looking weapons, stood outside the fence and stared back in.
âHeavy containment for a “communications and community” operation,' Maggie murmured to Cutler.
âYeah. I'll loan you my Lieutenant Keith; she turns out to be good at dealing with the wackos . . .'
â “Wackos”, Ed?'
âProtesters against the project. We've had to do some security screening; we stopped a couple of bombs. Oh, and some who love it all a little
too
much, on the other hand. They turn up here at random â that's stepping for you â and we just have to round them up from all over the Thinker site, and that's a big area, believe me. They're in a cage in there, whether they know it or not. We “officially” interview them, and we have a closed-circuit comms system so they can make their little video programmes and jabber and scribble away to each other. But they are in a cage, and that's where they'll stay. As long as they stay calm, and keep back from the fences, everybody's happy.'
She thought she heard distant music, a gentle, lulling singing, as if by some vast but distant choir . . . She tried to focus. âWhat kind of protesters?'
âYou name it, we got 'em. UFO nuts. Conspiracy theorists who think it's all the Communists making a comeback from the stars.'
âOr Hitler,' said Sheridan with a grin. âOld Adolf's a candidate too.'
âI'd be disappointed if he wasn't.'
Cutler said, âThen you have Christians wondering about the state of grace of these people in the Galaxy who sent the message, whatever they are, and some Islamists who fear the Thinker is blasphemous â maybe we're building some kind of image of God. On the other hand there are some Christian cultists who believe we should build it precisely because it will destroy the world and bring on the Coming of Christ. Take your pick.'
âTo be fair,' Roberta said, âmany of the Next express similar views, at least concerning the unquantifiable threat the project poses.'
Cutler said, âIt's more serious than that, Maggie. These egghead Next are no more united than we are. There's a faction of them here â I told you â call themselves the Humble. They can call strikes, walk-outs, go-slows. But they're not just agitators. They're a kind of . . .' He waved a hand, searching for the word. âA
cult
.'
Roberta smiled. â
Cult.
Actually I think that's quite an appropriate word, Admiral. They claim to be following Stan Berg's teachings â are you familiar with Berg, Admiral Kauffman? I myself attended the Sermon Under the Beanstalk . . .'
Maggie raised her eyebrows at Cutler, who shrugged.
âBut they are perverting Berg's words.
Be humble in the face of the universe.
That's translated by the Humble as â be humble before me!
Do good.
Sure. As long as the good is what I say it is, as long as it's good for
me
.
Apprehend
â'
Cutler snorted. â
Philosophers
. We got a zoo of 'em here. You know how you can tell a philosopher? By how many words he uses when he beefs about the john being blocked. Ah, it's all hot air. But you need to keep a watch on them, Maggie.'
âI can see you have it all under control, Ed.'
He eyed her, evidently unsure if she was mocking him. Indeed, she was unsure herself.
They drove on from the compound, and Maggie saw they were heading for another fenced-off area, this one much more extensive. The fence itself was enormously long, running from horizon to horizon; she was reminded of the supposedly rabbit-proof fences that they used to build across Australia. Everything about this project seemed to be on a monumental scale, even the fences. Looking through this latest barrier, she saw more activity. Wide, sprawling buildings. Watchtowers where supervisors, or maybe guards, peered down at the action. Big components being manhandled by teams of hefty workers â hell, no, they were too massive for humans . . . And she heard that singing â rich, detailed, an unending round.
âTrolls,' she breathed. âYou've got trolls.'
âNo,' Ed said gleefully. â
You've
got trolls. You always did like the damn hairies, didn't you? Well, be careful what you wish for. It's like the UFO types in their tinfoil helmets. These beasts just turn up, and you got to put them somewhere. So we built this fence to keep them out of the more fiddly stuff. Not just trolls, actually. Some of those other humanoids have come wandering in. The kobolds, the ones that can speak a little English. Hell, they speak it better than the average marine.'
Jane Sheridan put in, âHey, don't knock the kobolds. If not for Fingers's swap meets I'd have run out of underwear long ago.'
â
Join us
,' said Roberta Golding, with a smile. âThe Invitation wasn't just for us, you know. Not just for humans or Next. And it was broadcast on more channels than just the radio spectrum. Which is why the humanoids are showing up here.'
Maggie goggled at all that. âRun that by me again? . . . No. Later. We need to talk, Professor Golding.'
âOf courseâ'
âDown!'
Suddenly Ed Cutler had his hand on Maggie's neck, and was forcing her over, sideways and down into her seat in the vehicle. Around her she heard weapons being drawn, triggers cocked.
And then she heard a gruff bark, like a big dog, or a wolf.
Maggie grinned. âI know that bark.'
âStay down!'
âLet me up, damn it, Ed! Nobody shoot, and that's an order.'
A certain natural authority worked in her favour, as usual. Ed, nominally her superior, backed off and let her straighten up. The rest, Jane Sheridan and Ed's officers and guards, lowered their weapons warily.
Something was running at the fence, from the far side. A huge, vigorous body, on four legs: a wolf, unmistakeably, a huge one. Even Maggie flinched when it reached the fence.
But it pulled up and stopped, panting. Then it raised itself up on its hind legs â not like a dog standing for a trick, more like a human straightening up, a male, low of chest, short in the legs, but standing comfortably. Now it could be seen that the beast wore a kind of jacket, replete with leather rings and deep pockets. And it carried a wrench in one paw-like hand.
Maggie got out of the vehicle, went to the fence and pressed her hand against the wire. âYou too?'
âWe hear-hhrd.
Join us-ss
. . . We r-rrhode the twains-ss . . . I saw you-hrr ship.'
âGood to see you, Ensign Snowy.'
âAnd you, Add-hrr-mirrh-al.' And the beagle snapped a brisk salute.
âGive me strength,' murmured Ed Cutler.
H
ER FIRST FEW
hours' dash around the Thinker facilities in this remote footprint of Ohio left Maggie overwhelmed, exhausted. All she wanted was to retire to her cabin on the
Duke
, and drink some single malt, and chew over her impressions so far with Joe Mackenzie â or, failing that, since good old Mac was long dead, with a compatible soul like Jane Sheridan.
But that wasn't an option, it seemed.
As the light of day began to fade, the electric cart returned them to the central landing area where the
Duke
was still tethered. And alongside it now hovered another ship she didn't recognize, sleek, jet-black, very expensive-looking, obviously private. Lights gleamed from an extensive observation deck built into its lower hull.
âThat's where we'll be guests for dinner,' Cutler said smoothly.
âGuests? Of whom?'
âAn old friend.' He glanced at her. âDon't worry, you'll get a chance to freshen up. We had spare uniforms shipped aboard earlier. You do smell a little of dog. And we're going to take a ride. A proper view of your new domain, from the air.' He grinned at her, almost evilly. âYou ain't seen nothing yet, Kauffman.'
Maggie had pulled long watches before. She rolled with the punches.
And maybe it helped that her capacity for surprise had already been so dulled when, a couple of hours later, in a glittering observation lounge crowded with guests, she met her host, in his wheelchair. A servant, a young man who looked as massive as a troll, stood stolidly behind him.
âDouglas Black,' she said, staring.
He grinned, almost elfin, his face a crumpled but suntanned mask. He was totally bald, his scalp covered by huge liver spots, and his eyes were large behind thick glasses. âThe same.' He held up a spindly arm, a bony hand.
She tucked her peaked cap under one arm, and had to suppress a childish shudder of revulsion at the prospect of taking that claw-like hand, but when she did so the flesh was leathery but warm. âI haven't seen you sinceâ'
â2045,' he said without hesitation. âWhen you deposited me on Karakal.'
âEarth West 239,741,211.'
âWell remembered. My Shangri-La. My refuge against illness and ageing. And it worked, as you can see.' He lifted up his arms, looking oddly like a clumsily worked string puppet. âI'm a hundred and six years old. Yet, I think you'll agree, I don't look a day over ninety-eight. And
that
joke is even older than me. Welcome to my humble vessel.'
With a soft shudder, the airship began to rise.
Looking around, Maggie saw that immense windows and transparent panels in the floor offered a wide view of the receding ground. The setting sun cast long shadows across a carpet of Thinker components. Her view expanded further as the twain rose. There was the ârabbit fence', the compound of the trolls and beagles, itself a vast expanse, but, she could see now, even that was an island surrounded in the further distance by more of the Thinker construction . . .
âHere.' Ed Cutler stood by her; he handed her a glass of champagne. âI suspect you need this.'
Black raised a glass of fruit juice. âTo health, long life and a fruitful cooperation.'
Maggie smiled. âI can hardly not drink to that.' The champagne was exquisite, delicate â but too refined for her tastes, she knew. She'd swap a bucket full of it for a measure of a decent single malt . . . âLook, Mr Black, I'm new to all this.'
âI know.'
âYou said
cooperation
. Cooperation over what?'
Cutler growled, âYou can blame Professor Golding and her collaborators in Messengers, Inc. for that. The Next were worried that the project wasn't progressing as well as it could â the development's been patchy. The industrial concerns they're consulting with on the Low Earths either don't have the capacity or can't deliver the quality. Shambolic organizations like the Long Earth Trading Company, for instance.'
âAnd so they came to me. Naturally,' Black said. âThe Black Corporation has set the standard for high quality, high capacity, rapid delivery and innovation for eighty years already. I could hardly refuse such a challenge as this, Captain Kauffman!'
âAdmiral.'
âAlthough I admit to some concerns. Principally that we don't actually know quite what it is we're building, do we?' He smiled coldly at Cutler. âYou see, I'm a sceptic too, Admiral Cutler. If I left my ship, you would no doubt lock me up in your compound with the millennial catastrophists. As for myself, I believe one should hope for the best but prepare for the worst, always. Admiral Kauffman, I'm sure we'll have many fruitful conversations on the subject in the days to come . . .'
But Maggie was increasingly distracted by what she was seeing, as the transformed landscape opened up beneath the rising twain. In amongst the vast carpet of machinery there were still patches of bare earth, even stands of forest, and the lapping technology stayed away from river courses and standing water. But otherwise it covered the land. And Maggie started to see patterns emerging that were nothing to do with the local geography: round structures, larger circles enclosing nests of smaller ones.
Cutler stood at her side. âAs we get further up, it's easier to see the whole thing. Even though it's obviously incomplete.'
âWhat's with the circles?'
âThat's the dominant design element, that we can detect anyhow. The smallest are around ten paces across â the size of a small apartment, maybe. Then they scale up, clusters in rough powers of ten. A hundred yards, the size of a city block â a thousand yards. The poindexters think this is something to do with distributed processing. The whole thing's a kind of computer, remember. You get some problem broken down into pieces that are worked out in these circles and subcircles, and then it's all gathered together at the top level.'