The Mane Squeeze (9 page)

Mitch rolled his eyes. “Don’t be such a wuss! They found Caramelli after, like, eight hours. He was a little dehydrated, but he was alive.”

L
ock parked his SUV in front of his parents’ New Jersey home and got out. If this had been the weekend, when he spent most of his time in his workshop, he would have been more rushed to get in and get out. But on this lovely October morning, he found he was in no rush. Besides, he enjoyed spending time with his dad. The old man could be quite entertaining in his own wacky way—unless you were some poor guy trying to fix the plumbing and move on to your next job.

Using the same set of keys he’d had since he was nine, Lock entered his parents’ home.

“Dad? You around?” When Lock didn’t get an immediate answer, he closed the door and headed through the sunroom into the living room, through the dining room, and straight in to the kitchen. A big bowl of berries sat on the table and he grabbed a handful. He could hear sounds coming from the basement, so he entered the tiny hallway, which had a doorway to the right that led out into the backyard and to his parents’ two-car garage, and a set of stairs to the left that led to the basement.

Lock barely had his foot on the first step when he heard a, “No, no, no, don’t!” Followed by a “woosh!” and a definitely girlish squeal that he refused to believe came from the old man.

Lock charged down the stairs but stopped when he hit the last step. He simply wasn’t in the mood to get his boots wet.

He watched his favorite childhood stuffed dog float by before looking in the corner to see his father standing there, looking typically guilty and holding a giant wrench. Beside him stood…

Lock blinked, not sure he was seeing correctly.

“You,” he said, too shocked not to show it. Then he did something he rarely ever did—he laughed. Bent-over-at-the-waist laughing. He couldn’t help it. Not a day had gone by when he hadn’t thought about her. Part of him still ashamed he’d left her alone, part of him mad she’d made him care one way or the other. But he never thought he’d see her again. At the very least he never thought he’d see her again in his basement, with his dad, drenched from her knees to her boots from whatever fuck-up Brody MacRyrie had managed to get himself into.

“Lock?” his father asked, most likely shocked at the laughter coming from his only boy. “Are you all right?”

Lock couldn’t answer. He was laughing too hard, which did absolutely nothing but piss off the little feline with the hospital phobia. And even though she clearly didn’t appreciate being laughed at, she decided to take it out on Brody rather than Lock.

Yanking the wrench from Brody’s hand, Gwen shook it at him—although Lock would be eternally grateful she didn’t use it to bash the man’s head in.

“What did I say? I said
don’t touch!
”

“I was just curious.” And that only made Lock laugh harder. He’d lost count of how many bad days with his parents began with the sentence, “But I was curious!” It was true, almost all bears were curious by nature, even Lock, but Brody took it to an extreme that made those who knew him love him and want to punch him all at the same time. “I merely wanted to see—”

“
Out!
” the little feline roared, the sound a bit more frightening as it seemed to combine the roar of a territorial lion with the warning growl of a pissed-off tiger.

“But why? I didn’t do—”

“Dad.” Lock stood up, wiping tears from his eyes. For a moment he thought that wrench would come right at his head. “Upstairs.”

“I’m your father, boy. You can’t tell me—”

“Up. Stairs. Or I’m calling Mom.”

“Traitor,” Brody mumbled, but he mumbled while moving, so Lock didn’t bother arguing with him. “And you’re both being unreasonable.”

Lock waited until his father marched up the stairs and back into the kitchen, then he focused on Gwen.

“
You’re
the plumber?”

Those gold eyes narrowed dangerously. “What does
that
mean?”

“It means I’m having a hard time believing you can fix my parents’ plumbing.”

“Why? Because I’m a woman?”

“No. Because you’re you.”

The wrench slapped into her left palm with a “swack!” “First my brother and now you. What a perfect fucking day.”

He sloshed over to her, grateful he’d worn his work boots rather than his sneakers. “I don’t know your brother. Just the half-brother of your half-brother, which I still find entertaining.” He took hold of her left hand and lifted it. “But these are not the nails of a plumber.”

“What’s wrong with my nails?” She snatched her hand back and studied them. “The polish isn’t even chipped.”

“Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?”

“A smart one.”

Lock took her hand again, studied her nails. “Are these the colors of the Philadelphia Eagles?”

Once more she snatched her hand back. “I support my teams. You got a problem with that, too?”

“If they’re the Eagles.”

“At least we have a team,” she shot back. “And just because I have style and my nails look good, doesn’t mean I’m not the best plumber you’ll ever know.”

“Is that right? Are you even licensed in Jersey, Mr. Mittens?”

“As a matter of fact, I am.”

“How did you manage that? You have to live in Jersey to get a license.”

“What are you? The plumber police?”

“Only for the Tri-State area. And how come you won’t answer my question?”

“Because I don’t have to! And—” she threw the wrench to the floor, water spraying the front of his jeans “—
you left me!
”

And there it was. He couldn’t describe how satisfying it was to know that she had cared he’d left that day and that she
still
thought about him. He’d hate to think he was obsessing all on his own. “I had to leave. They called the Park Rangers.”

“Who did?”

“I’m guessing the half-brother of your half-brother—and can I call him that for eternity?”

“No. His name’s Brendon. And you let some cop force you to leave me when you promised you wouldn’t allow the organ thieves to get me?”

“The organ thieves didn’t get you, and yes, I just said that out loud. And it wasn’t some cop or some ranger…it was Toots.”

“Who the hell is Toots?”

Embarrassed, Lock didn’t answer her right away, and Gwen put her hands on her hips. “Well?”

“He’s a polar. Okay? Seven-seven, almost four hundred pounds, and he beat me up once.”

“He beat you up?”

“We were only fifteen at the time, but it was lasting damage.”

“Physical?”

Lock cleared his throat. “Emotional.”

“
Emotional
damage?”

“It can be just as devastating, Mr. Mittens!”

“Yeah. I can see it. You look completely devastated.”

“At least I can admit to my fears, She Who Is Stalked by the Organ Thieves of America.”

“That’s it, I’m leaving.”

Lock started laughing again. “Why? Because I’m rudely suggesting you have issues?”

“I don’t have issues.” She bent down and picked up her wrench. “I’m fine.”

“You snuck out the window when no one was looking so you could get away from your doctor.”

“I’m not talking about this.”

He grabbed the wrench from her. “You brought it up.”

“I brought up the fact you left me in that mortuary to die.”

“You call a medical center a mortuary and you don’t think you have issues?”

Snarling, she reached for the wrench, but he kept it from her by lifting it over his head. “You have to fix whatever damage my father’s done before my mother gets home.”

“Find someone else.”

“Please. I promise I’ll keep him upstairs and out of your hair.”

“Another promise? You sure do toss them around.”

“This one I can keep as long as the half-brother of your half-brother doesn’t show up and ruin everything.”

“Stop calling him that.”

“No need to hiss, Mr. Mittens.”

“And stop calling me that!”
She leaped up and snatched the wrench from him. “Get out of my sight!” she ordered after she’d landed.

Unable to keep his smile under control, Lock pointed at the stairs. “I’ll be upstairs if you need me.”

“Yeah. Sure you will.”

Lock went back up the stairs and found his father in the kitchen—sulking.

“How about some coffee, Dad?”

“I don’t see why I can’t observe.”

“Dad,” Lock asked sincerely, “do you even know the meaning of that word?”

His father shrugged. “Sometimes.”

After a solid fifteen minutes of uninterrupted time, Gwen discovered three things. One, the MacRyrie family needed a new water heater. Two, she’d need to get the pump out of her truck to deal with the water on the floor that wasn’t going anywhere in that concrete basement. And three…that deserting idiot was even cuter than she remembered.

Marching back up the stairs, leaving a trail of water behind her, Gwen walked into the kitchen and stopped. Father and son sat at the table, their elbows on the wood, their hands gripping extremely large coffee mugs, the same expression on their faces. So much father and son, Gwen felt this weird tug at her heart.

“Well?” the grizzly son asked.

“Do you need some help, dear?” the grizzly dad eagerly offered.

“No, Dad.”

“But—”

“No.”

And all that anger she’d been carrying around since her argument with Mitch that morning washed away. They were just so damn cute, she couldn’t stay mad at either one of them.

Biting back her smile, Gwen said, “You need a new water heater.”

“That sounds expensive,” the older bear said, his brow furrowing. “Your mother isn’t going to like it if it’s expensive, Lock.”

“Mom has no choice.” He shrugged at Gwen. “I’ve been trying to get them to get a new one for years. I did what I could.”

“It lasted longer than it should have, so you did really well. But it’s time to put her out of her misery and to get you folks up to the here and now.”

“Of course, of course.” Brody MacRyrie put his coffee mug down. “I understand.”

Eeesh. Twenty minutes ago, she was ready to charge this guy out the ass simply for being a pain. Now she didn’t have the heart. “Don’t worry, Mr. MacRyrie. I got ya covered.” She winked at him and the older bear’s face turned red.

“Well…uh…um…would you like some coffee, my dear?”

Gwen grinned. “I’d love some.”

By the time they were finished installing the new water heater, hauling out the old one—helped along by Lock being able to simply pick it up and carry it out—and ensuring the basement was dry, it was late. Nearly seven o’clock.

Gwen sat on the curb behind the MacRyrie family home. She watched the company truck driven by one of her employees head off down the street while she checked in with Blayne.

“How did your job go?” Blayne asked after complaining for nearly ten minutes about her own.

“New waterless water heater installed and working fine.”

“Water heater installation. Ka-ching!”

“You’re not going to believe whose house this is, though.”

“Whose?”

She smiled, thinking of Lock keeping his father busy and out of her hair anytime the man even
glanced
toward the basement. “The bear’s.”

“What bear?”

“The one from the infamous Labor Day weekend fiasco. The one who left me at the whim of organ thieves.”

“Stop saying that! I told you what happened.”

“Yeah. Whatever. He apologized, anyway.”

“You made that man apologize?”

“Yes! As a matter of fact, I did.”

“You’re unbelievable.”

“I was owed an apology.”

“I’m not arguing with you on this. I’ve gotta go.”

Gwen’s eyes narrowed. “Oh? Where to?”

“To…uh…”

Gwen’s eyes narrowed more until they were nothing but slits. The wolfdog was up to something, had been for weeks, and Gwen was determined to find out what. “To…” she prompted.

“To the hospital.”

Gwen’s back went straight. “What the—”

“As a volunteer.”

“A volunteer?”

“Uh-huh.”

Blayne was lying and they both knew it. “That’s where you’ve been going after work the last few weeks?”

“Uh…huh.”

“To a hospital?”

“Yuppers!”

“As what? A therapy dog?”

Blayne’s gasp of outrage came through the phone. “Low blow, O’Neill!” Yeah. It was. But she hated when Blayne lied to her. Still, that was too low, even for Gwen.

“Blayne, wait. I’m sor—”

Not surprisingly, the phone call abruptly ended, leaving Gwen to stare at the “disconnected” message on her screen until she heard something breathing beside her.