The Monkey's Raincoat (23 page)

The guard's eyes never moved.

I said, “Look, Sarge, either you call Mr. Fein now or Mr.
Rice is gonna call him when I bring this thing back, and then my ass won't be the only one in the grinder.”

We stared at each other. After a while his mouth tightened and he picked up the phone and pressed three buttons. One of the doormen had come inside and was looking at us. The guard put down the phone and scowled at me, not liking it that I'd showed him up.

He said, “You think I'm letting you upstairs with the piece, forget it.”

He was good. The way I'm built, most people never see the gun under the light jacket I wear. I grinned and spread the jacket. He reached across, fingered it out, and put it under his desk. “It'll be here when you come down,” he said.

“Sure.”

“When you get out of the elevator, turn right, then right again.”

I took the elevator up to six, got out into the H-shaped hall, turned right, then right again by a little gold sign that said 601 & 603». Blue-gray carpet, white walls, cream light fixtures, Italian moderne artwork. It was so hushed and so clean and so sterile, I wondered if people really lived there. Maybe just androids, or people so old they stayed in bed all day and fed from tubes. I thought of Keir Dullea as an old man in
2001
.

At the end of the hall a blond man stood in the door to 601 waiting for me. He was blond the way straw blonds are blond, so light it was almost white. He wore a white LaCoste shirt and white slacks and white deck shoes, all of which made his dark tan look even darker. On the young side, maybe 24, with a boyish face, and built the way you're built when you lift for strength rather than bulk. Like Pike. Unlike Pike, he was short, not over five-eight.

“Mr. Fein?” I said.

“I'm Charles. Are you from Mr. Rice?” His voice was higher pitched than you would've guessed, and soft, like a sensitive fourteen-year-old's. Five-eight was short for this kind of work.

“Yeah. I'm supposed to give this to Mr. Fein.”

Charles took the envelope, opened the door, and stepped to the side to let me in. The first two knuckles of each hand were large and swollen, the way they get doing push-ups on them and pounding sacks of rice and breaking boards. Maybe five-eight wasn't so much of a problem for him.

We went through a blue-tiled entry, down two steps, and into a room not quite the size of Pauley Pavillion. It was very
bright, the outer wall all glass and opening out on a balcony lush with greenery. The glass was open and, very faintly, you could hear the cars below like a whisper. The place was done in pastels: gray and blue and raspberry and white. The tile gave way to carpets, and ultramodern Italian furniture sprouted up out of the carpet. Barry Fein was sipping cognac at a hammered-copper bar. The copper clashed horribly with the pastels. So did Barry. He was short and skinny and dark, with close-to-the-skull hair and furry arms and furry, bandy legs. He was wearing red plaid Bermuda shorts and a dark blue tee shirt that said
RKO Pictures
. There was a hole in the shirt on his left shoulder. He was barefoot.

He said, “You the guy from Gary?” Charles gave him the envelope.

“Indiana?”

He looked at me, cocking his head. “Garrett Rice, stupid. Gary. Jesus fuckin' Christ.”

“Well, not really.”

“Whattaya mean, not really?” He finished the cognac, then refilled the snifter from a bottle of Courvoisier. There was a hard pack of Marlboros and a heavy Zippo lighter beside the bottle and a large marble ashtray filled with butts. Maybe I could introduce him to Janet Simon and they could have a smoke-off.

Barry Fein opened the envelope and looked in and saw Ronald McDonald. “What the fuck is this?”

I said, “Can I get my wallet out and show you something?”

Charles put his fists on his hips and stared at me thoughtlessly. Barry said, “Aw, shit, you ain't a cop, are you?”

“Unh-unh.” I got out my wallet, went over to the bar, and showed him my license. “It's very important that I find out if Garrett Rice has tried to sell you two kilograms of cocaine.”

Barry grinned at me and looked at Charles. “Is this guy serious or what?”

Charles smiled benignly. Perhaps repartée was beyond him.

I said, “Listen to me. I'm sorry I used a ruse to get up here, but I didn't think you'd see me if I played it straight. I'm not here to bring you trouble. Garrett Rice may have stolen two kilograms of lab-quality cocaine from a very bad man. Now that man wants it back and he's holding a little boy hostage. I think if Garrett stole the dope he'll try to move it. You're a guy he might move it through.”

Barry Fein shrugged and jerked his head at Charles. “Get rid of'm.”

I looked at Charles. “I'm in a rush here, Barry. He won't be able to do it.”

Barry shrugged again. Charles whistled sharply between his teeth, and a moment later another Charles walked in from the balcony with a watering can. Five-eight, blond, muscled, white shirt and pants and shoes. Twins all the way down to the big knuckles.

Barry said, “Jonathan, we got some trouble here.”

Jonathan set the watering can down and came over to stand a little in front of me, Charles a little behind. They stood with their feet spread for balance and their hands loose at their sides. Jonathan had the same perfect skin and vacant eyes as Charles. Idiot angels. The two of them reminded me of the kids down in Westwood who thought they were tough. Only these guys weren't down in Westwood. And they probably were tough.

“Attractive, Barry,” I said. “Bet they're great in bed, too.”

Charles said, “It's time to leave,” and stepped in to take my arm. I threw Barry's snifter of Courvoisier on Charles. Jonathan hit me hard twice, not as hard as he should've because I was moving, but hard enough to hurt. I shoved Barry off his stool, making Jonathan hop back to keep from getting bowled over. Charles was coming at me sideways and planting for a spin kick when I grabbed the big Zippo and set him on fire. The Courvoisier went off with a blue alcohol whoosh. Charles screamed and slapped at his face and dropped to the carpet. Jonathan yelled, “Hey!” and forgot about me. He tried to turn Charles onto his belly to smother the flames. I broke one of the barstools across Jonathan's back. He was tough. He tried to get up, tears leaking down along his nose, then fell over and moaned.

Barry was down on his hands and knees where he'd fallen, staring at me, saying, “Jesus fuckin' Christ” over and over. I grabbed his hair and pulled him up. He said, “Jesus fuckin' Christ.”

I shook him. “You think I'm playing with you, Barry? Tell me about Rice.”

Barry looked at me with eyes like pissholes in fresh snow and tried to scramble away. I slapped him. “Stand still!”

“Jesus fuckin' Christ, you set the sonofabitch on fire.”

“What about Rice?”

“No, no. I ain't heard from Rice in a couple of weeks.”

“He hasn't tried to sell any dope to you?”

“I swear to Christ.”

“He ask you where he could?”

“No. No.” He looked over my shoulder at Charles, then at me, then back to Charles again. “Jesus fuckin' Christ.”

I shook him again. “Your card key.”

“What?”

“Your card key. What you use to open the gate downstairs. Give it to me.”

We went to the near end of the bar and took the card key out of a brass tray where it sat with keys and change and a black alligator wallet.

I said, “Rice had two keys of lab-quality cocaine. Not all that common, so if he tried to shop it around, people would remember. Ask around. I'm going to come back here tomorrow, and you're going to have something for me. Right, Barry?”

“Jesus fuckin' Christ.”

I bent down and checked Charles. His shirtfront was browned and his hair was singed and he was starting to blister in a couple of spots, but that was about it. Cognac burns off fast. His eye flickered open and he looked at me. His lashes were gone.

“You've got to be a lot better than you are to get away with a spin kick, Charles. They look great on the mat, but in real life they take too long.”

I stood up.

“Remember this, Barry,” I said. “Don't fuck with the Human Torch.”

Barry said, “Jesus fuckin' Christ.”

I went back along the hall, down the elevator, and collected my gun from the guard, who nodded and told me to have a nice day.

Until I heard from Barry Fein, there weren't a whole lot of options left for me to pursue. I could go back to my house and brood about things there. I could cover ground I had already been over and brood. Or I could go to my office and brood, and maybe be there when the Eskimo or Duran called. I drove to my office.

The fourth-floor hall was empty. Office doors were closed the way they always were; none was cracked open, no one peeked out of the broom closet. I went down the hall as quietly as I could, not even making the little shushing sound shoes will make on carpet. I took my gun out, held it down along my thigh, and keyed the office lock with my left hand. Wouldn't this be a sight for the insurance secretaries across the hall.
Oh, look, Elvis is scared someone's going to shoot him again!
When the knob turned I pushed open the door and went in low. No one shot me. No one was pressed along the ceiling, waiting to drop down. The Eskimo wasn't crouching under the desk. Safe again.

There was one call on the answering machine. The auto parts clerk, telling me that if I didn't want the shifter skirt he knew plenty of guys who did. I turned off the machine, opened the balcony doors, and sat at my desk to wait. Sooner or later Duran would call or send the Eskimo. He'd have to. He lost two men last night and the woman and he wouldn't like it. Maybe Poitras was right and he'd like it so little he'd just say
aw fuck it
and send somebody to blow me away. Or maybe he'd just say,
Give me the dope
now
or I'll kill the kid
. Then what would I do?

The air was warm and moist and a small breeze was blowing in from the south. Down the coastline, toward San Pedro and Newport Beach, there were a couple of dark cumulus out over the water. Looking at them, I smiled. Where I grew up, there was much rain of the beating, pounding, falling-in-sheets variety that Southern California almost never enjoys. I missed
it. Rain was a Good Thing. If there were more rain, there would be less smog.

I took out the Dan Wesson, checked the load, then laid it on the desk. If the Eskimo came in, maybe he'd think it was one of those fancy office lighters and ignore it.

I settled in and I waited.

Three hours later the phone rang. “Elvis Cole Detective Agency, we find more for less. Check our prices.”

The Eskimo said, “You made a very bad mistake, Mr. Cole.”

“Would it help to say I'm sorry?”

He said, “We know the woman is at your home and we know a man wearing a sidearm is staying with her. Mr. Duran trusted that you would do as you were told, but you didn't.”

“That couldn't be helped.”

“We still have what we have.”

“I know that.”

“Mr. Duran still wants his property. Go home now.”

He hung up. No mention of a trade, no demand for an explanation. I called the house. Pike answered on the second ring.

I said, “I just heard from the Eskimo. They know Ellen's at the house and they know you're with her.”

There was a pause. “Spotter. They could have found out your address, then put someone up the hill or in an empty house across the canyon.”

“Better keep her away from the windows and the deck.”

“No reason. Guy with the right weapon could have taken us any time he wanted. I get into that with her, we'll have to pull all the drapes and lock her in the bathroom. Be worse for her.”

“The Eskimo told me to go home. He's got to have a reason for wanting me there.”

Pike grunted. “Maybe pulling the drapes isn't so bad an idea after all.”

“Do it without alarming her.”

“Unh-huh.”

“We need anything?”

“Unh-unh.”

“I'm coming in.”

When I got to the house, the drapes were pulled across the sliding glass doors and Pike was making dinner. Ellen was wearing her cleaned Ralph's clothes and was standing by the counter, watching him cook. She looked uncomfortable,
probably because he was in the kitchen and she wasn't. I put the bag of her fresh clothes and makeup on the stairs.

“What's for dinner, girls?” Mr. Nonchalance.

Pike said, “Red beans and rice, ham hocks, cornbread.” He was still wearing the sunglasses and the gun.

“He wouldn't let me help.” Ellen took a sip of iced scotch from a short glass. The glass was sitting in a puddle of condensation. She'd probably been taking little sips all day. Just enough to keep things manageable.

I nodded. “He's very territorial about his kitchen.”