I zigzagged through the empty lounge chairs. “I'm sure the captain would like nothing more than for you to get off the ship.”
“That's what
you
think,” he replied, as if he'd never asked.
Once again the woman was clutching his forearm, her small shoes pattering across the tile floor by the hot tubs.
He told her, “Watch. They'll make us cough up more money to get on land.”
Following me all the way to the elevators, he punched a tight fist into the Down button six or seven times and continued bolstering his crazy theoryâ“Notice how they even charge us for soda?” I was looking around for an escape route when my cell phone started playing “Ode to Joy.”
I pulled it off my belt clip and stared at the caller ID. It was the ship's head of security. The bad feeling in my stomach tightened, and the elevator
bing
ed open. The angry man and timid woman stepped inside. Once again he held the door. “Aren't you coming?” he asked, annoyed.
I shook my head.
As the door closed, I sensed a sad certainty.
My vacation was officially over.
“What happened?” I asked.
Geert van Broeck only shook his head. It was a bald head, shiny and pink. Perhaps to compensate, he had grown an extravagant mustache that consisted of two long handlebars the color of snow. With the bald pate, his mustache made him look like a vandalized pumpkin.
“No questions here,” growled the ship's head of security.
We had walked away from the elevators and now headed into the Salt Spray restaurant. A buffet-style eatery, it was perched on Deck Fifteen, the ship's top floor, and it smelled of scrambled eggs and fried ham, onions and potatoes. My stomach growled but otherwise I kept quiet and followed the man who had taken my gun from me at the Seattle dock. Ship rules. No firearms. Not even for FBI agents, though Geert assured me my Glock would be returned whenever we came to American soil. I was going to retrieve the gun this morning. I promised my fiancé I wouldn't hike without protection. Already DeMott had left three messages on my cell phone, worrying about aggressive bears.
But then, DeMott worried about most everything these days.
“It is not good,” Geert said, when we emerged from the restaurant to the open deck. His thick Dutch accent made him sound perpetually angry. Maybe he was, stuck on a cruise ship. “We got a passenger missing.”
“Missing, as in, fell overboard?” I asked. “Or missing, you suspect foul play?”
“Is this how they train FBIâask stupid questions?”
Three days ago, when Geert took my gun, I learned that he had been trained by the Dutch elite police, the Royal Marechaussee. That tenure infected him with an enflamed sense of superiority, and his “stupid question” comment was his fourth dig at the FBI since Sunday. I tried to stop counting, but not hard enough.
“Do you have an identity for the missing person?” I asked, teeth clenched.
“Woman.” The word sounded derogatory with his accent. “Husband reported it.”
The white handlebars of his mustache twitched.
“You don't believe the husband?”
“This is not my first trip through the tunnel of love. Husbands, they are trouble. Once, I find the wife did it. Some woman hurrying the death-do-them part.”
I was ruminating on my next stupid question when his large face suddenly broke into a radiant smile. The skin around his blue eyes crinkled, the mustache rose like a biplane.
“Nice sun we got, yah?” He stopped dead in his tracks, greeting an elderly couple coming toward us.
“Whole lot nicer if we landed on shore,” the old man said. He had a curved spine and stabbed the teak deck with a pronged cane. “What happened, somebody take a leap off their balcony?”
Geert's forced smile completed his head's jack-o'-lantern appearance. “We gonna get to Ketchikan, not to worry. Not to worry!”
The elderly woman leaned forward. Her navy windbreaker was from the Phillumenists of Philadelphia.
Burning with Brotherly Love
. “Are they serving breakfast?” she asked.
From the chest pocket of his white officer's uniform, Geert pulled out a piece of paper and scrawled his name on it, handing it to them. “Bloody Marys. Free.”
The old man narrowed his eyes. “Must be bad, whatever happened.”
Geert gave a chuckle. “Nothing, nothing is wrong.”
“Now I'm really worried,” the man said.
“Coffee, danish, sunshine. Enjoy the day. We talk later, yah?”
Giving a quick wave, Geert hustled across the deck. When we were out of earshot, he muttered, “Big-time cruisers, gotta keep them loyal to the line.”
“This missing woman,” I said, redirecting. “I take it she's an American.”
“Yah. American.”
“American” sounded worse than “woman.”
He stood at a door next to the blinding-white smokestacks and tapped a numbered code into the security keypad, pulling the heavy latch.
“We looked everywhere,” he said. “Every deck. Fore and aft. Port and starboard. We checked their cabin, their friends' cabins, the open bars. Now we gotta turn around.”
I knew enough about the situation to know it had its own acronym, MOB. Man overboard. And I knew the laws were fairly straightforward. As soon as a passenger was officially missing, the cruise ship must immediately return to its location corresponding to when the person was last seen.
I asked where that was.
“In the bar,” Geert said.
“You know what I'm asking.”
He was walking down a long narrow corridor of painted steel. It was gunmetal gray with curved cabin doors marked by single digit numbers. Officers' quarters, I assumed.
“Until midnight, she was in the bar with the husband,” Geert said, finally. “He stayed. She went back to their cabin.” The mustache twitched. “The husband stumbled back to their cabin around 3:00
AM
. Wife not there. He went back to the bar. For a drink.”
“It was still openâat 3:00
AM
?”
“Open all night. Nobody's driving, yah? Husband has another drink,
then
comes to the concierge.” His white eyebrows were as snowy as the mustache and they lowered with contempt. “Four this morning, we start looking. Look and look. Can't find her. I call the captain, tell him MOB, then I remember. We got FBI on board.”
His last sentence dripped with sarcasm. I waited silently as he tapped two codes into two separate security pads. The sign beside the door read Captain's Bridge, Authorized Personnel Only.
“Does this mean I can have my gun back?” I asked.
“No way.” Geert pushed open the door to the bridge. “I don't trust Americans.”
Oliver Roberts, the captain, was English. His teeth proved it.
I extended my hand. “Raleigh Harmon, special agent, FBI.”
Captain Roberts gave a brisk shake, then clasped his hands behind his back and rocked on his heels. “Geert told me we had an FBI agent on board. Rather excellent luck, that. The Coast Guard and Civil Air Patrol have been alerted as well.”
The bridge had floor-to-ceiling windows and as we headed out of Ketchikan, the sun-dappled ocean looked like liquid silver. Up ahead, where mountains sliced into the pool of molten metal, three Coast Guard tugboats chugged down the channel toward our ship in a triangular formation. From ten stories above, they looked like toy boats in an enormous bathtub. Two of the tugs shifted to each sideâone starboard, one portâwhile a third bobbed out of our path, waiting to follow aft.
“The helicopters should be joining us momentarily,” the captain said.
“You were able to pinpoint the location where the woman went missing?” I asked.
Hands still clasped behind his back, the captain strode to a bank of computers split into two sections and watched by four crew members. Between the counters, a white-shirted officer stood and lightly touched the ship's wheel. I looked at the thing twice. Its diameter was no more than eight inches and seemed much too delicate for guiding a vessel whose length extended nine hundred feet. Under my feet, I felt the engines rumbling.
“Twenty-two knots, Captain,” one of the crewmen called out.
“Tell them to keep it there until we clear the channel,” replied the captain. “Then pull back to fifteen.”
The crewman picked up a black telephone and murmured something as the captain pivoted like a soldier. He pointed to a nautical chart displayed on the largest monitor. Alaska's rugged coastline glowed like a radiated snake, bulging and shrinking around the deep coves and carved fjords of the Inside Passage. The ocean was represented by a wash of black while our ship was a small red rectangle, blinking south along the bright-yellow coast.
“The husband claims he last saw her at twenty-four hundred hours,” the captain said.
“Midnight,” Geert said, for my benefit.
“At that hour, we were in Canada, not the United States.” The captain turned to look at me. He had rheumy English eyes, clouded by years at sea. “That circumstance brings some rather complicated jurisdictional issues to this situation. Are you aware of that, Agent Harmon?”
“Yes, sir.” I felt another ladder-drop of emotion. Either nautical laws were simpleâsuch as
MOB, turn around
âor they were as tangled as beach kelp. Suddenly I could smell the seaweed. If a person went missing within three miles of the US coastline, the case went to that state's trooper division. But within one mile of the Canadian coast, the Mounties rode in. The FBI was supposed to investigate any missing Americans, whether in foreign or domestic waters, but our field offices were known to squabble over which city the case belonged toâport of departure; port nearest the disappearance; or the city where the missing passenger claimed residency.
And over all of it, the ship's captain had ultimate and absolute authority. He even had authority over the United States government.
Staring at the bright flashing sea, I felt a headache coming on. “Which state is the woman from?” I asked.
Geert said, “Caw-lee-for-knee-ya.”
California sounded no better than “woman.” Worse than “American.”
“Los Angeles, specifically,” the captain said. “She's the wife of a rather famous movie star. Milo Carpenter.”
My blood went cold.
“He's on board shooting a movie,” the captain continued. “Are you familiar with his films?”
I nodded. More than familiar. Milo Carpenter was my ticket on this ship because my aunt was hired by . . .
oh, Lord, no .
. . Mrs. Carpenter hired my aunt. The woman. The MOB.
I turned to the captain, preparing to unravel the complications one at a time, but the bridge suddenly erupted with a loud squawk. It came from near the computer consoles.
“All stations, all stations, all stations! This is the Alaska Coast Guard, come in,
Spirit of Odysseus
. Over.”
The captain lurched, yanking a radio from the computer counter and squeezing the side button. “This is the captain of the
Spirit of Odysseus
. Over.”
“Captain, we see your MOB.”
“Stop the engines!” the captain yelled.
The crewman grabbed the black phone again.
The captain squeezed the radio button. “Coast Guard, exact location please. Over.”
I stepped closer to the picture window and felt the engines losing power until the sound dropped to a low growl, almost inaudible. Down below, to the port side, the Coast Guard tugs bobbed in our wake. A guardsman stood on the snout-nosed deck wearing an orange search-and-rescue suit. He held a set of binoculars to his eyes, then turned, yelling toward the tug's small cab.
The radio crackled.
“Captain,” the Coast Guard said. “The MOB is not in the water. Over.”
“Say again? Over,” the captain said.
“I say again, MOB is not in the water. Over.”
The captain frowned. “Specify, over.”
“The MOB is hanging off the top rail, Captain,” the voice said. “And she's in a noose. Over.”