The Naughty Sins Of A Saint (27 page)

“Does the money help?” Saint teased, cracking a smile.

“Bribe money? My daughter cost more than a hundred dollars. Gimme me another hundred, and we have a deal,” Pam teased back.

Saint laughed. “I’m here for the long haul, until the very end, Ms. Donnellson, so I hope you can accept me. If you can’t, oh well, but forever is a long time, and that’s how long we’ll be married. I can’t give you chocolate grandbabies, but I can give you a daughter who’s treated well and grandchildren who are loved.”

Pam looked up at him, her head still bowed as they continued to play. She nodded and cracked a smile.

“By the way,” Saint added, “I just won.” He put down his last card, “But the hundred dollars is all yours. I know you’re prideful, but consider it a belated token of my appreciation for creating such a wonderful person in Xenia. Think of it as a dowry. I’m your son-in-law now, we’re family. Guess who’s coming to dinner?” Saint smirked.

* * *

Two months later…

“Let’s stop right here,” Saint said as he pulled up next to the building with the black tinted windows. Xenia looked anxiously around as she rebuttoned her coat. Saint walked around to her side of the car, opening her door and helping her out. Xenia felt the cold wind whipping across her face as she tried to read the bright neon lights that continued to flicker on and off.

“Adult…Adult…oh! It says ‘Adult Toys!’ Saint, I know good and damn well you didn’t bring me to some place like this!” Xenia said, feigning shock.

Saint rolled his eyes, “Oh, please. Don’t try to act like the Virgin Mary tonight, please. You knew what you were getting into when you said ‘I do,’” he laughed. He took her hand and walked her inside. Xenia immediately wanted to run away. Far from a prude, she had never been inside of an adult store with a man before, let alone someone like Saint.

“Now look,” he said as he pulled her gently aside. “One thing for certain is your life will never be boring with me, especially your sex life. I always want to have surprises for you, introduce new things, and be adventurous.” He softly took her by the hand and led her down various aisles, explaining products and asking her opinion. Saint pointed to a bright pink strap-on dual penetrator dildo. He then removed a black hand-held vibrating masturbator. Xenia scrunched up her face, blushing every time he removed another item.

Xenia
immediately looked to her left as Saint was still explaining the benefits of vibrators and dildos. Her lips twisted as she stared intensely at a product. “What the hell?” she thought to herself. Saint followed her eyes and saw the object of her interest. He snatched it off the hook and shook it at her playfully. Xenia pushed it away, laughing.

“This is called a ‘Deep Throat Pocket Pal.’ It’s silicone, and as you can see here,” he pointed to the lips, “It’s supposed to be pretty close to how a blow job would feel,” Saint smirked as he watched Xenia chew nervously on her bottom lip.

“I want you to pick something out,” he said as he hung it back up. “There are so many things we could do, the possibilities are endless. I tell you what – maybe it’s me. Maybe because I’m standing here you feel self-conscious. I’m going to walk away and pick up a few of my own goodies, and you can get yours. I promise I won’t look.” He winked as he walked away towards the adult videos. Xenia looked down as she walked away, trying desperately to not make eye contact with any of the other patrons. A man with a dark-brown baseball cap looked at her sheepishly while he cradled a dirty magazine in one hand and a blow-up doll kit in the other. Two women that nearly passed for men caught her eye as they affectionately kissed one another. One of them was holding a red strap-on dildo as the other selected lubricants. Xenia looked from left to right, gravitating towards brightly colored vibrators with beads, massagers, and silver bullets. Her excitement began to grow as she looked behind her and saw Saint loading up his basket with an assortment of toys and trinkets.

“I wonder what he has in there?” she asked herself as she continued to look over her shoulder. She watched as he expertly picked items up, briefly studied them, and decided whether to take them. Xenia began to self-consciously place various items in her basket as well, until it was half full. Saint walked up to her a few minutes later, deliberately turning away from her basket as he spoke.

“OK, now, we don’t have to look at this until we get back home. Go up to the register, get it rung up and bagged, and I’ll pay for it. I’ll be standing right here,” Saint instructed. Xenia nodded, sighed, and did as instructed. Saint walked up, paid for his items, and grabbed her hand as they walked out together into the windy night air and drove back home.

Saint put his key in the door of his penthouse, allowing Xenia to walk in before him. She looked around and smiled as she noticed the scent of pumpkin and cinnamon in the air.

“You know your ass can’t cook. Where’s the bread at?” Xenia teased as she looked around for the source of the delicious aroma.

Saint laughed. “I make a mean bowl of cereal. Anyway, it’s just a candle.” He pointed over to the counter at a large Yankee candle with a burnt orange bow wrapped around it. “Stop trying to stall. Let’s head to the bedroom and dump all of our delights out.” He smiled as he walked ahead of her, like he was a kid on Halloween ready to sort candies after an evening of trick or treating. Saint removed his coat with one hand while he held his bag in the other. Xenia followed behind, holding her red, crinkly paper bag tightly as she stepped into the familiar bedroom that now had several of their wedding photos on display. Saint immediately removed his shoes. He then dumped his bag out on the bed. An avalanche of adult multi-colored novelties spread out in various directions. He picked up a blue box that lay in the middle of the pile.

“I’ll break the ice. Let me show you what I got, and then it’ll be your turn. This is called a ‘Good Head Kit.’ I got one for you and one for me. They’re flavored lubricants. Have you ever used anything like this before?”

“I’ve heard of ’em, but never used any,” Xenia said as she watched the show unfold.

“OK, well, they’re nice because they’re sweet and just enhance the oral sex experience. Next, I have a tongue vibrator. That pretty much is self-explanatory. I think you’ll enjoy this,” he smiled.

“You already make me black out! I highly doubt I need any further stimulation, thank you!” Xenia said as she cocked her head to the side.

“You’ll love it. Moving right along, I got you this rabbit vibrating kit. I like to watch you play with yourself. This can be thrown in the mix sometimes and make it even better,” he winked. “Here’s a ‘Finger Rimmer’ for ass play. I just put this on the tip of my finger and stick it in your ass.”

“What about your ass?” Xenia teased.

“I’d prefer not to,” Saint laughed. “I’m not into anything being put inside me. It’s just that I’d rather be the one doing the giving. I’m generous like that.”

Xenia
rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. “Men always want us to do it, but when we suggest you all do it, you resist,” she laughed.

 “I’d try almost anything at least once if it’d excite you, but hell no, I don’t wanna do that. Anyway, here’s a nipple clamp and chain.” Saint paused and then picked up the next item. “Here’s a paddle. I’m gonna really enjoy using this on you,” he laughed.

Xenia
burst out laughing, “Don’t do it too hard. You’ve been warned in advance.” She uncrossed her arms as she continued to watch Saint unveil his naughty delicacies.

“This is a doggie strap,” Saint continued. “It’s used to help elevate your body while I hit it from behind. It works better than our pillow method. This is a corset restraint, a blindfold, and handcuffs. You try to wiggle away sometimes or you scoot back a lot without realizing it when I’m eating you. Sometimes I like it, but sometimes I want you to be pinned down, but not with my own arms, I want my arms to be free to explore you so this holds you in place, keeps you where I want you.” He winked at her and licked his bottom lip. “Finally, I bought a couple of videos for you to watch. We should actually watch them together. This one is for anal sex, and this one is for Kama Sutra. OK, show me what you got,” Saint said as he excitedly waited for Xenia to empty her bag onto the bed. She walked closer and delicately removed her items from their containers, laying them out neatly before Saint. He bent down closer to the bed, placing his arms and hands on it as he reviewed her items like they were a blue print. He nodded in approval. “OK, I got a dildo here,” Xenia said shyly.

“I can do some things for you with that,” Saint smiled slyly.

“I got a music CD and some anal beads, too.”

“I’m surprised by that since you seem really tense about anal sex, but I appreciate your effort.” Saint grinned.

 “I got this silicone pleasure orb,” Xenia laughed.

“That’s a really good purchase. I can give you some good orgasms with that while I do other things. Not bad, Sweetheart,” he said as he patted her shoulder. “You did great. Xenia,” he said as he bit his lip and took off his shirt, “you’ve been acting awfully shy today. It’s kind of cute, but is something going on? You wanna tell me anything?” he asked as he continued to undress.

“I just miss you is all. This commuting back and forth is starting to eat at me, Saint. I want to be with you more than on the weekends, and sometimes you can’t even spend that much time with me because of your work – plus all the traveling and sitting around at the airport forever. It’s grating my damn nerves. Every time we have a good time, whether we’re just sitting around watching television together or making love, I never want it to end, and I get depressed knowing that come Sunday night or Monday morning, we have to part ways. I don’t want this anymore, but I don’t know what to do. Every time you touch me and you kiss me, I get more attached to you, as if that’s even possible. It’s starting to hurt,” Xenia grimaced as she hugged herself and looked away.

 Saint walked over to her, pulling her down onto him as he sat on the edge of the bed. The rustling of plastic was heard as the toys rolled around from the sudden pressure exerted from their bodies.

He held her tightly, moving his face close to hers as her back pushed securely into his chest. “I feel the same way, Honey. We’ve discussed this in the past, and you know it bothers me too. Look, I have a proposal, and I hope it’s to your liking. As you know, I have a lot of business here, and uprooting is impractical, but I think I could live in L.A. and still keep my home here for when I have to come into town for business. I’ve already been thinking about it, and I think it’ll help both of us. I’ll still need to come here probably about a week every month, but at least you’d have me with you the rest of the time. We can get a house together in California.”

Xenia
smiled and turned around, hugging Saint tightly around the neck. She kissed him reverently as he slid his hands under her sweater. Saint quickly lifted it up and cast it aside, exposing her lime green lace bra. He unsnapped it, allowing her breasts to fall free. Not wasting any time, he devoured each nipple, taking turns giving them each the loving attention they deserved. Xenia moaned lowly as she rubbed her fingers through his hair. Saint stopped, turned around, and filtered through the pile, searching for the anal probe and doggie restraint. He grabbed them and put them off to the side. They both finished undressing, staring at each other with deep longing and passion. Saint quickly removed the toys and ushered her body closer to the bed, laying her down on her stomach as he stood directly behind her. He opened up a bottle of lubricant, slathering it on his hard cock as he looked down at her. He hoisted her upward with the doggie strap, tying one end to the steel bed post while he held the other. Saint placed his hand on her lower back, allowing the tip of his dick to bump outside her asshole as he teased it. He then tied the other strap to the other bedpost, allowing his hands free motion. He opened the packaged anal probe and placed a dab of lubricant on it, then gently inserted the tip into her rectum. Xenia winced and grabbed her left breast as she looked down at the bed, eventually burying her face in the nearby pillow.

“Just relax, Baby. It’s me. Just trust me. If you relax your muscles, I promise you, you’ll like what I’m going to do to you.” Xenia tried to relax but continued to tense up.

“Do you trust me?” Saint asked after two more failed attempts.

“Yes,” she answered, wanting desperately to please him.

“OK, breathe. I want you to inhale slowly and exhale slowly. Keep doing it over and over,” Saint instructed as he leaned over her body and kissed her back. Xenia started to relinquish control. Saint gently reinserted the probe for a fourth time. This time it slipped inside successfully, allowing him to slowly rotate it back and forth.

“I’m just opening you up a bit,” he explained as he continued to move the vibrating instrument in slow circles to the left and right. He then inserted his bare index finger, moving it in and out repetitiously until he felt her opening up even further. Xenia sighed. The pain and pleasure surged up and down her body with each digital thrust. “Relax, Baby. Keep breathing,” Saint said as he felt her sphincter muscles contracting tightly around his sliding finger. He continued to exercise her muscles. Xenia braced herself as she felt him gradually slide his finger out. She looked over her shoulder and saw his hip and leg. She closed her eyes, gripping the sheets with all of her might as she heard him reapplying more lubricant to his love muscle.