The Playboy of the Western World and Other Plays (8 page)

PHILLY
(turning on
JIMMY). You're a silly man, Jimmy Farrell. He said his father was a farmer while since, and there's himself now in a poor state. Maybe the land was grabbed from him, and he did what any decent man would do.

MICHAEL (
to
CHRISTY,
mysteriously
). Was it bailiffs?

CHRISTY. The divil a one.

MICHAEL. Agents?

CHRISTY. The divil a one.

MICHAEL. Landlords?

CHRISTY
(peevishly).
Ah, not at all, I'm saying. You'd see the like of them stories on any little paper of a Munster town. But I'm not calling to mind any person, gentle, simple, judge or jury, did the like of me.

 

 

PHILLY. Well, that lad's a puzzle-the-world. JIMMY. He'd beat Dan Davies' circus, or the holy missioners making sermons on the villainy of man. Try him again, Philly.

PHILLY. Did you strike golden guineas out of solder, young fellow, or shilling coins itself?

CHRISTY. I did not, mister, not sixpence nor a farthing coin.

JIMMY. Did you marry three wives maybe? I'm told there's a sprinkling have done that among the holy Luthers of the preaching north.

CHRISTY
(shyly).
I never married with one, let along with a couple or three.

PHILLY. Maybe he went fighting for the Boers, the like of the man beyond, was judged to be hanged, quartered and drawn. Were you off east, young fellow, fighting bloody wars for Kruger and the freedom of the Boers?

CHRISTY. I never left my own parish till Tuesday was a week.

PEGEEN
(coming from counter).
He's done nothing, so.
(To
CHRISTY) If you didn't commit murder or a bad, nasty thing, or false coining, or robbery, or butchery, or the like of them, there isn't anything that would be worth your troubling for to run from now. You did nothing at all.

CHRISTY
(his feelings hurt).
That's an unkindly thing to be saying to a poor orphaned traveller, has a prison behind him, and hanging before, and hell's gap gaping below.

PEGEEN
(with a sign to the men to be quiet).
You're only saying it. You did nothing at all. A soft lad the like of you wouldn't slit the windpipe of a screeching sow.

CHRISTY
(offended).
You're not speaking the truth.

PEGEEN
(in mock rage).
Not speaking the truth, is it? Would you have me knock the head off you with the butt of the broom?

CHRISTY
(twisting round on her with a sharp cry of horror).
Don't strike me. I killed my poor father, Tuesday was a week, for doing the like of that.

PEGEEN
(with blank amazement).
Is it killed your father?

CHRISTY
(subsiding).
With the help of God I did surely, and that the Holy Immaculate Mother may intercede for his soul.

PHILLY
(retreating with
JIMMY). There's a daring fellow.

JIMMY. Oh, glory be to God!

MICHAEL
(with great respect).
That was a hanging crime, mister honey. You should have had good reason for doing the like of that.

CHRISTY
(in a very reasonable tone).
He was a dirty man, God forgive him, and he getting old and crusty, the way I couldn't put up with him at all.

PEGEEN. And you shot him dead?

CHRISTY
(shaking his head).
I never used weapons. I've no license, and I'm a law-fearing man.

MICHAEL. It was with a hilted knife maybe? I'm told, in the big world it's bloody knives they use.

CHRISTY (loudly, scandalized). Do you take me for a slaughter-boy?

PEGEEN. You never hanged him, the way Jimmy Farrell hanged his dog from the license, and had it screeching and wriggling three hours at the butt of a string, and himself swearing it was a dead dog, and the peelers swearing it had life?

CHRISTY. I did not then. I just riz the loy and let fall the edge of it on the ridge of his skull, and he went down at my feet like an empty sack, and never let a grunt or groan from him at all.

MICHAEL
(making a sign to
PEGEEN
to fill
CHRISTY‘
s glass).
And what way weren't you hanged, mister? Did you bury him then?

CHRISTY
(considering).
Aye. I buried him then. Wasn't I digging spuds in the field?

MICHAEL. And the peelers never followed after you the eleven days that you're out?

CHRISTY
(shaking his head).
Never a one of them, and I walking forward facing hog, dog, or divil on the highway of the road.

PHILLY
(nodding wisely).
It's only with a common week-day kind of a murderer them lads would be trusting their carcase, and that man should be a great terror when his temper's roused.

MICHAEL. He should then.
(To
CHRISTY) And where was it, mister honey, that you did the deed?

CHRISTY
(looking at him with suspicion).
Oh, a distant place, master of the house, a windy comer of high, distant hills.

PHILLY
(nodding with approval).
He's a close man, and he's right, surely.

PEGEEN. That'd be a lad with the sense of Solomon to have for the pot-boy, Michael James, if it's the truth you're seeking one at all.

PHILLY. The peelers is fearing him, and if you'd that lad in the house there isn't one of them would come smelling around if the dogs itself were lapping poteen from the dung-pit of the yard.

JIMMY. Bravery's a treasure in a lonesome place, and a lad would kill his father, I'm thinking, would face a foxy divil with a pitchpike on the flags of hell.

PEGEEN. It's the truth they're saying, and if I'd that lad in the house, I wouldn't be fearing the loosed kharki cut-throats, or the walking dead.

CHRISTY
(swelling with surprise and triumph).
Well, glory be to God!

MICHAEL (with deference). Would you think well to stop here and be pot-boy, mister honey, if we gave you good wages, and didn't destroy you with the weight of work?

SHAWN
(coming forward uneasily).
That'd be a queer kind to bring into a decent quiet household with the like of Pegeen Mike.

PEGEEN
(very sharply).
Will you whisht? Who's speaking to you?

SHAWN (retreating). A bloody-handed murderer the like of ...

PEGEEN
(snapping at him).
Whisht I am saying; we'll take no fooling from your like at all.
(To
CHRISTY
with a honeyed voice)
And you, young fellow, you'd have a right to stop, I'm thinking, for we'd do our all and utmost to content your needs.

CHRISTY
(overcome with wonder).
And I'd be safe in this place from the searching law?

MICHAEL. You would, surely. If they're not fearing you, itself, the peelers in this place is decent droughty poor fellows, wouldn't touch a cur dog and not give warning in the dead of night.

PEGEEN
(very kindly and persuasively).
Let you stop a short while anyhow. Aren't you destroyed walking with your feet in bleeding blisters, and your whole skin needing washing like a Wicklow sheep?

CHRISTY
(looking round with satisfaction).
It's a nice room, and if it's not humbugging me you are, I'm thinking that I'll surely stay.

JIMMY
(jumps up).
Now, by the grace of God, herself will be safe this night, with a man killed his father holding danger from the door, and let you come on, Michael James, or they'll have the best stuff drunk at the wake.

MICHAEL
(going to the door with men).
And begging your pardon, mister, what name will we call you, for we'd like to know?

CHRISTY. Christopher Mahon.

MICHAEL. Well, God bless you, Christy, and a good rest till we meet again when the sun'll be rising to the noon of day.

CHRISTY. God bless you all.

MEN. God bless you.

(They go out except
SHAWN,
who lingers at door.)

SHAWN (to PEGEEN). Are you wanting me to stop along with you and keep you from harm?

PEGEEN
(gruffly).
Didn't you say you were fearing Father Reilly?

SHAWN. There'd be no harm staying now, I'm thinking, and himself in it too.

PEGEEN. You wouldn't stay when there was need for you, and let you step off nimble this time when there's none.

SHAWN. Didn't I say it was Father Reilly ...

PEGEEN. Go on, then, to Father Reilly
(in a jeering tone),
and let him put you in the holy brotherhoods, and leave that lad to me.

SHAWN. If I meet the Widow Quin ...

PEGEEN. Go on, I'm saying, and don't be waking this place with your noise.
(She hustles him out and bolts the door.)
That lad would wear the spirits from the saints of peace.
(Bustles about, then takes off her apron and pins it up in the window as a blind.
CHRISTY
watching her timidly. Then she comes to him and speaks with bland good-humour.)
Let you stretch out now by the fire, young fellow. You should be destroyed travelling.

CHRISTY
(shyly again, drawing off his boots).
I'm tired, surely, walking wild eleven days, and waking fearful in the night. (He
holds up one of his feet, feeling his blisters, and looking at them with compassion.)

PEGEEN
(standing beside him, watching him with delight).
You should have had great people in your family, I'm thinking, with the little, small feet you have, and you with a kind of a quality name, the like of what you'd find on the great powers and potentates of France and Spain.

CHRISTY
(with pride).
We were great surely, with wide and windy acres of rich Munster land.

PEGEEN. Wasn't I telling you, and you a fine, handsome young fellow with a noble brow?

CHRISTY
(with a flash of delighted surprise).
Is it me?

PEGEEN. Aye. Did you never hear that from the young girls where you come from in the west or south?

CHRISTY
(with venom).
I did not then. Oh, they're bloddy liars in the naked parish where I grew a man.

PEGEEN. If they are itself, you've heard it these days, I'm thinking, and you walking the world telling out your story to young girls or old.

CHRISTY. I've told my story no place till this night, Pegeen Mike, and it's foolish I was here, maybe, to be talking free, but you're decent people, I'm thinking, and yourself a kindly woman, the way I wasn't fearing you at all.

PEGEEN
(filling a sack with straw).
You've said the like of that, maybe, in every cot and cabin where you've met a young girl on your way.

CHRISTY
(going over to her, gradually raising his voice).
I've said it nowhere till this night, I'm telling you, for I've seen none the like of you the eleven long days I am walking the world, looking over a low ditch or a high ditch on my north or my south, into stony scattered fields, or scribes of bog, where you'd see young, limber girls, and fine prancing women making laughter with the men.

PEGEEN. If you weren't destroyed travelling, you'd have as much talk and streeleen, I'm thinking, as Owen Roe O‘Sullivan or the poets of the Dingle Bay, and I've heard all times it's the poets are your like, fine fiery fellows with great rages when their temper's roused.

CHRISTY
(drawing a little nearer to her).
You've a power of rings, God bless you, and would there be any offence if I was asking are you single now?

PEGEEN. What would I want wedding so young?

CHRISTY
(with relief).
We're alike, so.

PEGEEN
(she puts sack on settle and beats it up).
I never killed my father. I'd be afeard to do that, except I was the like of yourself with blind rages tearing me within, for I'm thinking you should have had great tussling when the end was come.

CHRISTY
(expanding with delight at the first confidential talk he has ever had with a woman).
We had not then. It was a hard woman was come over the hill, and if he was always a crusty kind when he'd a hard woman setting him on, not the divil himself or his four fathers could put up with him at all.

PEGEEN
(with curiosity).
And isn't it a great wonder that one wasn't fearing you?

CHRISTY
(very confidentially).
Up to the day I killed my father, there wasn't a person in Ireland knew the kind I was, and I there drinking, waking, eating, sleeping, a quiet, simple poor fellow with no man giving me heed.

PEGEEN
(getting a quilt out of the cupboard and putting it on the sack).
It was the girls were giving you heed maybe, and I'm thinking it's most conceit you'd have to be gaming with their like.

CHRISTY
(shaking his head, with simplicity).
Not the girls itself, and I won't tell you a lie. There wasn't anyone heeding me in that place saving only the dumb beasts of the field.
(He sits down at fire.)

PEGEEN
(with disappointment).
And I thinking you should have been living the like of a king of Norway or the Eastern world.
(She comes and sits beside him after placing bread and mug ofmilk on the table.)

CHRISTY
(laughing piteously).
The like of a king, is it? And I after toiling, moiling, digging, dodging from the dawn till dusk with never a sight of joy or sport saving only when I'd be abroad in the dark night poaching rabbits on hills, for I was a divil to poach, God forgive me, (very
naïvely)
and I near got six months for going with a dung fork and stabbing a fish.

PEGEEN. And it's that you'd call sport, is it, to be abroad in the darkness with yourself alone?

CHRISTY. I did, God help me, and there I'd be as happy as the sunshine of St. Martin's Day, watching the light passing the north or the patches of fog, till I'd hear a rabbit starting to screech and I'd go running in the furze. Then when I'd my full share I'd come walking down where you'd see the ducks and geese stretched sleeping on the highway of the road, and before I'd pass the dunghill, I'd hear himself snoring out, a loud lonesome snore he'd be making all times, the while he was sleeping, and he a man'd be raging all times, the while he was waking, like a gaudy officer you'd hear cursing and damning and swearing oaths.