Authors: Stewart Binns
Clemmie casts a knowing glance at FE and leans across to her husband.
âWinston, please don't become morose about the Germans again.'
âClemmie, my darling, I'm not morose, I'm anxious. We
are certain to be dragged into it if comes to a fight, and our army's not numerous enough to fight a major war in Europe. I've tried my damnedest with the navy, which is all-powerful, but I worry about our army. We have so few experienced men.'
âPlease, Winston, you'll give me and the kitten indigestion. You can talk war with the men later, when I've gone to bed.'
Winston has not really heard his wife's plea; he is staring out of the wardroom porthole, beyond Dieppe's harbour, into the English Channel.
âAt home, working people are on strike everywhere, mostly with just cause. Will those men fight if they are called to arms? In God's name, I hope so.'
FE tries to reassure his friend.
âThey will fight, Winston. We are a nation of fighters.'
âYou are a Birkenhead man, FE. Tell me, in truth, what is the mood on Merseyside?'
âWell, there's no doubt there's belligerence. We've had more than our share of strikes and some appalling violence. But the unrest is about pay and standards of living. If they are called to fight for the King and the Empire, they won't hesitate.'
âThat is comforting to hear; I suppose the same is true in my constituency, in Dundee.' His expression takes on an even more pained look. âNot that I'm there very often, poor buggers. I don't think I do a very good job for them.'
He turns towards a painting of Horatio Nelson, the hero of Trafalgar, which hangs on the wardroom wall.
âMy biggest unease is that we haven't fought in Europe for almost a hundred years â not since the days of that man and the redoubtable Wellington â and the German Army is formidable. I pray that French military elan is still what it was, that it can hold a German attack. Our army is pitifully small. It is used to confronting colonial mutineers brandishing swords and spears; it is too old-fashioned to support the
French in a significant way against a German attack. We need more heavy artillery and armoured vehicles, not cavalry horses and sabres.'
âWhy don't you ask Asquith for oversight of all our defences?'
âI have, FE, believe me, I have.'
Clemmie clutches her stomach, wincing at another assault by her unborn child.
âWinston, please don't be so melodramatic; this is a dinner party, not a meeting of the Cabinet.'
Churchill does not look up, even when his glass is filled with more Tuscan wine, but FE responds to Clemmie's plea for bonhomie. He raises his voice above the chatter of the dinner table.
âThe other day, a high court judge asked me what I would give a man who would let himself be buggered â¦'
âGrim news in
The Times
this morning, Father.'
âThere's always bad news in the papers; that's what sells the damn things.'
Despite his father's indifference, John George Stewart-Murray, Marquess of Tullibardine, known to the family as âBardie', the eldest son of the 7th Duke of Atholl, begins to recite the headlines.
â “Suffragettes burn Wargrave Church, Henley”.'
âI'd horsewhip the buggers!'
âQuite so, Father, if a little harsh.'
Despite his father's initial disinterest, which is now turning to irritation, Bardie continues his musings.
â “The Balkans in turmoil. Durazzo” â which I think you told me you visited once â “under siege”.'
âDurazzo, bloody awful shitty place, full of Albanian cut-throats.'
âWell, everyone seems to be fighting over it.'
âBardie, please; you are ruining my bloody breakfast. Where are your brothers? You can keep them amused with the headlines.' The old duke's bile has been well and truly stirred. âBloody Balkans. We need to stay well clear of all that. The world is in bloody chaos. That little bastard Welshman, Lloyd George, has put up supertax to a shilling and fourpence in the pound. The man's a damned communist. Everyone's on strike; even the buggers who make cricket balls walked out the other day. Bloody nerve! Some communist union will be at the back of that.'
As
his father's tirade against the world gains momentum, Bardie finally realizes his mistake and pushes his head deeper into the protection of his newspaper. Fortunately, just as the old man launches into the vexing question of the Irish and their âappalling' demands for independence, Bardie's two brothers arrive.
âMorning, Father.'
The two speak almost in unison to their father, John James Hugh Henry Stewart-Murray, Chief of the Clan Murray and Commander-in-Chief of the Atholl Highlanders, Europe's only surviving private army. As he does every morning, he inspects the attire of his two sons for its propriety and scrutinizes their shoes for the obligatory lustrous shine. Not that the boys have to polish their shoes, or prepare their clothes; that is all done for them by the valets belonging to Blair Atholl's regiment of servants.
âWhy the hell are you two always bloody late?'
âWe're not, Father; you and Bardie are early.'
The duke glances at the clock. It is two minutes to seven. The boys are right, but the old boy growls all the same.
âOh, very well, sit down. Bardie wants to tell you about how the world is going mad!'
Perhaps wisely, Bardie chooses not to reveal any more news and, with Blair Atholl's exemplary staff hovering around them, the four men consume their more than ample breakfasts. A few minutes later, the duke breaks the silence.
âI'm off to see Inglis about the gardeners. They've cut that bloody hedge by the greenhouses too low again, trying to save themselves work â lazy buggers!'
The three boys smile at one another as their father leaves. Forsyth, the butler, bows as the duke passes and the first footman, Dougie, rushes to open the dining-room door for him.
The old duke's gruff manner disguises a much kinder disposition than appears on the surface. He loves his family, is
loyal to his friends and is generous to those who work for his house and estate. Even so, his views about the health of the nation and the affairs of the world are somewhat blunt and his solutions to the ills he perceives in both are rather draconian, even by the highly conservative standards of the day.
As they are required to by their father â every morning, without exception â the three Stewart-Murray boys look immaculate in their Prince Charlie jackets and ties and the blue and green tartan kilts of the Murray Clan. Each learned Gaelic before English; they went to Eton in turn and then followed one another into the army. They are all decorated soldiers and veterans of the Boer War.
Bardie, the tallest and fairest of the three, is forty-three years old and Member of Parliament for West Perthshire. He served in the Royal Horse Guards and commands the Scottish Horse, which General Kitchener asked him to raise for the Boer War. Lord George, known as âGeordie', is shorter, darker and more solid than Bardie, and his younger brother by two years. He is in the Black Watch, was a defender at Ladysmith and served in India as aide-de-camp to its Viceroy, Lord Elgin. The youngest brother, Lord James, who goes by the name âHamish' (the Gaelic form), is more in the mould of Geordie than Bardie and is the youngest of the family, at the age of thirty-four. He is a major in the Cameron Highlanders and was mentioned in dispatches in South Africa.
All three Stewart-Murray boys have perfected that air of aloof charm so typical of the social graces of the well-mannered aristocracy, who can make an art form out of affable superiority. Their neatly trimmed âeleven a side' moustaches suggest order and discipline, but with a hint of rakishness.
Bardie, having finished with his newspaper, passes it to Hamish, who is keen to read the news â not so much to discern the details of the world's woes as to enjoy its latest scandals.
âI
see that Frenchwoman, Henriette Caillaux, is going to stand trial.'
Neither Bardie nor Geordie appears particularly interested, but the brothers politely inquire about the identity of the lady in question.
âYou two really need to take more interest in the world at large.'
Bardie sneers.
âYou mean its tittle-tattle!'
âCall it tittle-tattle if you like, but listen to this; it is so French. Madame Caillaux is quite a girl. She is married to Joseph Caillaux, the French Finance Minister. Three months ago,
Le Figaro
printed a private letter, written by her husband, which was politically very damaging; something about a dodgy tax deal, with him in it up to his neck.'
Bardie and Geordie are listening now; there is nothing like a political scandal over breakfast.
âSo Madame Caillaux is incensed and thinks her husband should challenge the editor of
Le Figaro
, a Monsieur Gaston Calmette, to a duel. Hubby thinks not; perhaps he's not a very good shot, or just a bloody coward. So Madame marches into the newspaper offices and asks to see Calmette, but he's out. So she calmly sits down in reception and waits for him for over an hour. There she is, sitting decorously, smiling sweetly at all who pass, but with a Browning pistol hidden in her fur muff! When poor old Calmette returns, she is shown to his office, where she tells him he's a scoundrel and bloody well empties the Browning's magazine into him. She puts six bullets in the bugger!'
Both Bardie and Geordie are open-mouthed.
âDead?'
âOf course he is, dead as a proverbial door nail.'
âBloody hell!'
âHang on, chaps, wait for the best bit. With pandemonium breaking out all around her, she doesn't try to make an escape,
but puts the pistol back in her muff, walks back to reception and sits back down again. When the police arrive, she confesses all, stressing that she used all six bullets to be sure that
le bâtard
was dead! She then refuses to be taken to the police station in a Black Maria but, with the police acting as escort, has her chauffeur drive her in her Daimler, which is still parked outside.'
Bardie is impressed.
âHell's bells, she makes our suffragettes seem like pussy cats!'
Geordie is not so sure.
âPerhaps, but it's enough to put you off the fairer sex for life. Imagine going home to her and having to confess to a little dalliance on the side and she opens her knicker drawer and pops you with a bally pistol!'
Bardie changes the subject.
âI'm going up to Glen Tilt this morning. Would you two slouches care to join me?'
Hamish declines, but young Geordie's eyes light up.
Bardie has been involved in a scheme for over six years that both his father and Hamish think is hare-brained, but which Geordie thinks is fascinating. It involves a somewhat eccentric character called John William Dunne, the son of wild Irish aristocrat General Sir John Dunne.
As a boy, Dunne became obsessed with the novels of Jules Verne, especially the imaginary machines he described. He started making paper aeroplanes by the score and flying them from the roof of his family home in County Kildare. By the time he was a teenager, Dunne, as bright as he was odd, was designing elaborate flying machines in the manner of Leonardo da Vinci. He was encouraged to continue by the author H. G. Wells, a family friend, whose vivid imagination was also a lifelong inspiration.
Bardie met Dunne during the Boer War, when Dunne was a lieutenant in the Imperial Yeomanry, but afterwards lost
touch with him for a while. In the interim, Dunne had got himself attached to a peculiar new military establishment, the British Army's School of Ballooning, on
Farnborough
Common. An American, William Samuel Cody, a man even more outlandish than Dunne, had a rather unique role at Farnborough: he was the army's Chief Instructor in Kiting.
Cody was extraordinary. Born William Cowdery in Iowa, he changed his name to âCody' after his hero, âBuffalo Bill' Cody, and came to Europe in the 1890s with the âKlondike Nugget' a Wild West act in which he displayed his horse-riding, shooting and lassoing skills. His long goatee beard, cowboy hat and leather chaps were laughably ostentatious, but huge crowds flocked to see him all the same.
Cody became fascinated by balloon flight while performing in Paris. He duly discarded the cowboy outfit and transformed himself into a leading expert in and exponent of balloon and kite flying. However, he retained his flamboyant whiskers, showman's persona and, significantly, a personal collection of rare photographs he had bought at an auction in New York.
The photographs illustrated the use of surveillance balloons by the Union Army during the American Civil War, images so striking that they convinced a few of the more enlightened souls in Britain's War Office that there might be something worth pursuing in this peculiar phenomenon called flying.
Cody proceeded to design several two-man âwar kites', one of which towed a small lifeboat across the English Channel. He also flew a manned observation kite from the deck of HMS
Revenge
, a feat witnessed by several gawping senior figures at the Admiralty.
When William Dunne heard that the grandiose American's latest fad was gliders and powered aeroplanes, he rushed to Farnborough to meet him. Dunne begged to be involved, then demanded to be. Fortunately, after each weighed the
other up, one madcap inventor recognized a fellow eccentric and Dunne was accepted.
Cody later left Farnborough to pursue flying as a private enterprise. After setting many records and twice winning the Michelin Cup and several
Daily Mail
Round Britain Races, he was killed in an accident in 1913. His funeral at Aldershot Military Cemetery was attended by 100,000 people who witnessed an interment that took place with full military honours and generated national headlines.
Dunne had remained at Farnborough, but when it was realized that his experiments were readily visible in the local vicinity and were thus easily observable by Britain's enemies â especially the spies of Germany's new Imperial Air Service, the
Fliegertruppe
â he approached Bardie.
The Atholl Estate has many remote valleys and Dunne asked Bardie if one could be used for a secret development programme. Bardie discussed it with his father, who was very sceptical, especially when his son described Dunne's latest scheme. He hoped to develop a prototype aeroplane based on the aerodynamic characteristics of the winged seeds of the zamonia plant. At first, the old duke, a cavalry man first and last, was speechless, but he finally conceded when he was reminded that he had also thought electric lighting, motor cars and telephones were ludicrous ideas.
Glen Tilt, a few miles to the north of Blair Castle, was chosen for the clandestine work. Hangars and workshops were built and good progress made, with better and better versions of Dunne's designs being produced. However, in 1909 the sceptics prevailed at the War Office and Dunne's funding was withdrawn. So Bardie, undaunted, enlisted the support of his friends, Hugh âBendor' Grosvenor, the 2nd Duke of Westminster, one of the country's richest men, Baron Nathan âNatty' Rothschild, the renowned Jewish philanthropist, and William âBilly' Wentworth-Fitzwilliam, 7th Earl Fitzwilliam, the owner of Wentworth Woodhouse,
the largest private house in Europe. After a little arm-twisting, each agreed to join with Bardie and take over the financing of the project.
Dunne's prototype development in Scotland began with âDunne (D) 4', which was dismantled at Farnborough, transported in secret to Scotland and reassembled at Glen Tilt. The project is now up to âD8', which has already been flown successfully, persuading the War Office to place an order for two of them to be built for use in military manoeuvres.
While Bardie asks Forsyth the butler to prepare some lunch and organize wet-weather clothing, Geordie asks Bardie about future plans.
âIt's costing us a fortune, but Churchill has written to me privately, encouraging me to press on, so we're very heartened by that.'
Hamish, about to go off shooting, is eavesdropping. He is not a Churchill fan.
âIf the First Lord is so keen, why doesn't he write in an official capacity?'
âHe's a politician, Hamish, so he has to be circumspect with his opinions, especially about a secret scheme, financed privately.'
âIsn't that so typical of Churchill? He wants it both ways.'
âOf course he does; he's a politician. And, if I may remind you, so am I.'
âI rest my case, m'lud!'
âOff with you, Hamish. Go and shoot something; preferably something edible. My partners are coming up for the weekend, they'll be on the four o'clock from London. You need to be at dinner tonight; it's a three-line whip from Father.'