The Sheep Look Up (20 page)

Alan pulled a face, "Sure, a great husband! Home at midnight, out again at seven…Hell, that's not the point. The point
is
"-and his new drink emptied at the second swig-"Phil, I need help. I need someone who understands the administrative side of a business. If you want to buy in, ten thousand bucks' worth, even five, I'd like you for my new partner. I've got my eye on something I know I can't handle on my own."

He hunched forward and continued before Philip could speak.

"You think of what's going on all over the country-all over the world, come to that. You've been to LA recently, for example. How's the water?"

"Makes you want to puke," Philip said.

"Did you go down to the beach?"

"Who'd want to?"

"Exactly. Who'd want to? Masochists with a yen for pharyngitis and bowel upsets! Who goes swimming any more except in a private pool?

It isn't safe. Hell, I know girls who won't wash their faces except with bottled water, in case it runs into their mouths."

Philip glanced at Denise, who gave a firm nod. "I use it for the kids,"

she said. "To be on the safe side."

"Well, then, look at this-shit, I thought I brought my bag in with me!" Alan stared around him.

"Under your chair," Denise said, pointing.

"Ah, thanks." He drew out a black portfolio and from it produced a pack of brightly-colored brochures.

"There, that's the latest of Mitsuyama's gadgets. A home water-purifier. Rechargable cartridge system. Cheap-I figure a hundred sixty bucks installed. Cartridges five bucks, last the average family a month, sell 'em in packs of six, lots of repeat business. Recondition them by boiling in a solution that costs fifteen cents a gallon-though naturally you don't tell the clients that. Hell, given the right promotion we could have 'em in every home in Denver inside the year, go on and cover the state!"

"A hundred sixty bucks?" Philip frowned, turning the shiny bright pages of the brochure. "Doesn't sound like it leaves much margin for profit, what with labor costs."

"Hell, I could install one of those things in thirty minutes from the moment I came in the front door!"

"Ah. You're after the city franchise." Philip felt his heart suddenly hammering on his ribs. Alan was right; something like this did have immense commercial potential.

"I'll take the state franchise if I can," Alan grunted. "And what's more I think I have it sewn up. My ex-partner Bud-well, I persuaded him he owes me a favor, and he's not so stupid he's forgetting that he may need a favor himself one of these days. He has good contacts at Colorado Chemical. I've been to see them, they like the idea, and if I can convince them I can handle the volume of business they'll back me to a bid five per cent higher than anyone else."

He sat back with a satisfied grin.

"Well, I don't know they'd approve of me," Philip said after a pause. "I mean, Angel City aren't going to give me the best references in the world, are they?"

"Oh, shit on Angel City!" Alan waved his hand airily. "I explained my publicity gimmick to them, and they like it so much I could hire Fidel Castro for all they'd care."

"What is it?"

"Remember that black cat who made like a hero because of the Towerhill thing? The policeman-what's his name? Oh, yes: Peter Goddard."

"But isn't he paralyzed?" Denise demanded.

"Right now, he's on the mend. Walking already, like from one side of the room to the other. Well, more hobbling, I guess. So naturally they won't take him back on the force. But I was down at the hospital a while back, talking to a doctor I know, and I met the uncle of those kids he saved. Stinking rich bastard, rolling in it! Bee importer. And he was going on about this poor bastard who can't go back to his old job, and getting his hospital care paid for but you can't like have permanent pensioners on your roster for the one favor, and I thought Christ, a hero
and
a black man, what more do you want? And now this comes up, and bang, inspiration! We shame those fat white cats-like you and me for example-into buying our filters, and we get everyone else trailing right along." Alan rubbed his hands gleefully.

"Oh, yes! Doesn't it all go click-click into pretty patterns?"

SUMMARY: In the presence of Dr. Michael Advowson, the observer appointed by the UN, samples were taken from the batch of

"Bamberley Nutripon" allegedly reclaimed from the collapsed cellar in Noshri. These were not from a sealed container and therefore the possibility of later contamination cannot be excluded. Portions were triturated in a variety of solvents and the solution in each case was assayed by standard paper chromatography techniques (Hanson's Analytical Paper Type III). Traces were found in all samples of the same complex alkaloid as had previously been isolated from the urine and blood-serum of human beings from Noshri, resembling certain hydrolyzed derivatives of ergot. Administration of this substance to laboratory animals engendered muscular spasms, aberrant behavior, irrational panic and bloodstained stools. It appears in the highest degree probable that this substance was the causative agent of the Noshri disaster; however, it has not been possible to determine at what point it was introduced into the foodstuff.

-Paris, at the
Institut Pasteur
:

L.-M. Duval
(D. Méd., D. Chim.)

The small neat secretary, a girl in the smartest of advanced fashionable styles including a skirt slit up to the waist to display at her crotch a tuft of shiny steel wool attached to her panties, listened to the ultramodern intercom on her highly-polished desk. The sound was directionalized, of course. It was cool and quiet in here because instead of windows there were cosmoramic projections, latest of late devices to prevent the intrusion of untasteful exterior reality. Nearby the chimneys reeked a twenty-four-hour day yet the view was of clean white clouds, blue sky, yellow sun not so bright that it dazzled. Superior to the natural article, yes.

Also birds flew or perched between two layers of glass on real branches in air-conditioned environment. It was not ordinary to see birds. Very yes.

"Mr. Hideki Katsamura," the girl said. Mr. Hideld Katsamura rose from the plastic seat, faultless imitation of natural fur without risk of disease or perhaps pejorative associations owing to demise of so many regretted species. Solid family man, well-established, excellent command of English, correctly clad with sober fabric. Unflighty. Not excessively anxious to please and bowing to secretaries as some.

The wait had been long but one understood: the pressure of urgent business.

Very modern, the girl opened the door to Dr. Hirasaku's office by pushing a hidden button.

Later, when Dr. Hirasaku and his co-directors had clearly given instructions for the visit to America allotting the franchises for new water-purifier, also many lists of competing products to be explained inferior and amounts of bids recorded so far and further details to be studied with care, Mr. Katsamura went home to new house in suburb of Osaka where the honey-carts called promptly and the center of the street received replenishment of other household waters in landscaped rivulets arched at one-block intervals with highly artistic ancient Chinese-pattern bridges, typical of supermodern pedestrian-precinct city planning must not be jammed uptight with cars. All excellent. All nylon.

The flight they put Michael Advowson on from Paris to New York was routed via London. Subsonic; he insisted. A minor but regular feature of his practice at home had been dressing the scalds of people who had been startled by a sonic boom when picking up the kettle from the fire.

The plane was scheduled to depart Orly at 2129. It was ninety minutes late. There was a bomb scare and they had to search the baggage.

He was in first class, since he wasn't paying the fare himself. When he came aboard he was the only passenger ahead of the dividing curtain. First class kept getting smaller and smaller, harder and harder to fill, and the airlines were always pleased when some large international organization, or a major corporation, lashed out with the higher rate by way of compensating somebody for sending him or her to a place they didn't want to go.

But then there weren't many people in second class, either. People didn't fly the Atlantic any more if they could help it, except from bravado. Even if your plane wasn't sabotaged or hijacked, it was certain to be behind schedule.

Not that there was much to be said for ocean travel either, since the sinking of the
Paolo Rizzi
last summer and the drowning of thirteen hundred passengers in a sea made foul by a hundred and eighty thousand tons of oil from the tanker she'd collided with.

Moral, definitely: stay home.

When they shut off the appalling Muzak, he tried to doze, and nearly made it, but was awoken by the order to fasten his seat belt for the landing at London, which effectively put paid to his chances of sleeping for the moment

Here, two new passengers took the seats across the aisle from him.

In the nearer there was a pretty blonde girl with a drawn, sad expression, and in the window seat a dark-haired man some years her senior who was snoring almost before the plane took off again.

In the vast dim insulated cabin, feeling like Jonah in the belly of the great fish, Michael sat railing against fate.

Why me? Why pick
me
from the quiet fields of Ireland and pitch me into the horrible battlegrounds of the world?

Oh, intellectually he knew very well the reasons for his being selected. Irishmen had often been the mainstay of a UN peace-keeping force; as ex-MO, still on the reserve, who had recently come to the attention of a wide public because he had kicked up a noisy fuss over the slaughtering of cattle which were not in fact suffering an infectious disease…Everywhere there had been the gantlets of reporters to run, incompetently aided by minor officials of WHO and/or the Commission on Refugees. He detested public life, which was why he had opted for a quiet country practice instead of the posts he could have had his pick of in major city hospitals, advancing to consultant rank before forty, but condemned to involvement in hospital politics, subservient to committees of civil servants-
no thanks,
he had said, very firmly.

But this he hadn't been able to turn down.

Now when he closed his eyes he saw that poor child Eileen who had nearly lost her toe, multiplied over and over and turned black. He'd never before understood, in the guts where it counts, the misery a modern war could cause.

They had shown him the state people still were in at Noshri, victims of mindless terror, dazed, incapable of concentrating on the simplest tasks, often unable to work out how to feed themselves. Then they had flown him back to Paris, to meet the handful of other victims being cared for in good hospital conditions because Professor Duval was studying them. He had taken with him, in a portfolio chained to his wrist, a sample of Nutripon which, during his stay at Noshri, had been discovered in a cellar-a hole in the ground, really-half-filling a shell-case, a hoard perhaps put away by someone who did not believe there would be more food tomorrow, and who had gone insane or died before returning to eat the rest of what he had been given. He had taken part in the examination of it, watched the analysis, supervised the administration of minute doses to laboratory rats and monkeys…There could be no doubt any longer; the food was poisoned. But it remained to be determined how, when, where.

So now to New York, to the UN. When he had never been further from Ireland before than on visits to relatives in Glasgow, Liverpool and London. Often, during the army service which entitled him to his rank of captain and the uniform he was currently compelled to wear since he was traveling on official business, he'd talked to people who had served with peace-keeping forces, sensed the vague pride they felt at being recruited to a cause that had as yet barely been invented, that larger and wealthier countries seemed to despise.

He had tried to encourage that pride in himself. He hadn't had much success.

"What's the uniform?"

An unexpected question from the girl across the aisle as the plane settled to its cruising altitude.

"Ah…Irish Army, miss."

"Do they approve of foreign soldiers invading America?" There was a hard bright sneer on her face, a hard bright edge of sarcasm on her voice.

He sighed, and turned his jacket-hanging from a hook at the side of his seat-to display the green-and-white UN brassard on its arm. The world-map symbol was becoming better known as the people of the planet became more frightened of themselves.

"Are you going to the UN, then?"

"Yes."

"Me too. What for?"

"I'm testifying before the inquiry into the Noshri disaster."

"So am I."

He blinked at her in surprise.

"You don't believe me?" Her tone was mocking. "Then you don't know who I am. I'm Lucy Ramage. I'm a nurse. I was working at Noshri.
I
saw what those devils did." The words had an eerie quality in the thrumming twilit cylinder of the plane. "I'm going to tell the world about it, too. You know they locked me up to try and stop me? Said I was crazy and dumped me in a mental home. Well, maybe it's true.

What I went through would drive anybody insane. This is the guy who got me out, snoring beside me. Without him I'd still be behind bars.

Senor Arriegas, that's his name, but he lets me call him Fernando. He's from the Uruguayan Embassy in London." The mention of her name had struck a chord in Michael's memory; he'd heard about this girl from one of the doctors at Noshri, a big Swede called Bertil or something.

But the reference to Uruguay altered the whole perspective. What in the world could have interested the Tupamaros in a nurse from-wasn't it New Zealand?-who had been working in Africa? Purely because they didn't want to miss another chance to foment anti-American feeling? They were, everyone knew, embittered; when they seized power in the midst of the chaos their sabotage and Robin Hood-style attacks had created, the United States had kicked Uruguay out of the OAS, like Cuba, and then attempted to banish them from the UN as well. Thanks to a brilliant
coup
by the Secretary-General, who whistled up the support not only of both communist blocs but of all but a handful of the nominally neutralist nations, the motion had been overwhelmingly defeated.