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Authors: Jeff Vandermeer

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The Time Traveler's Almanac

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Title Page

Copyright Notice

Ann & Jeff VanderMeer/

Rian Johnson/

Charles Yu
Top Ten Tips for Time Travelers


Richard Matheson/
Death Ship

Geoffrey A. Landis/
Ripples in the Dirac Sea

Robert Silverberg/
Needle in a Timestack

Ursula K. Le Guin/
Another Story
A Fisherman of the Inland Sea

Alice Sola Kim/
Hwang’s Billion Brilliant Daughters

Eric Schaller/
How the Future Got Better

Michael Moorcock/
Pale Roses

William Gibson/
The Gernsback Continuum

C.J. Cherryh/
The Threads of Time

Michael Swanwick/
Triceratops Summer

Steve Bein/
The Most Important Thing in the World

Cordwainer Smith/
Himself in Anachron

H.G. Wells/
The Time Machine

Douglas Adams/
Young Zaphod Plays It Safe

Stan Love
Time Travel in Theory and Practice


Ray Bradbury/
A Sound of Thunder

Henry Kuttner & C.L. Moore/
Vintage Season

John Chu/
Thirty Seconds from Now

Harry Turtledove/
Forty, Counting Down

David Langford/
The Final Days

Connie Willis/
Fire Watch

Kage Baker/
Noble Mold

George R.R. Martin/
Under Siege

Steven Utley/
Where or When

Ellen Klages/
Time Gypsy

Garry Kilworth/
On the Watchtower at Plataea

Rosaleen Love/
Alexia and Graham Bell

Kage Baker/
A Night on the Barbary Coast

Elizabeth Bear/
This Tragic Glass

Georges-Olivier Châteaureynaud/
The Gulf of the Years

Max Beerbohm/
Enoch Soames: A Memory of the Eighteen-Nineties

Genevieve Valentine
Trousseau: Fashion for Time Travelers


Edward Page Mitchell/
The Clock That Went Backward

Theodore Sturgeon/
Yesterday Was Monday

Kim Newman/
Is There Anybody There?

Joe Lansdale/
Fish Night

Gene Wolfe/
The Lost Pilgrim

Peter Crowther/

Karin Tidbeck/
Augusta Prima

Barrington J. Bayley/
Life Trap

Greg Egan/
Lost Continent

Adrian Tchaikovsky/
The Mouse Ran Down

Langdon Jones/
The Great Clock

David I. Masson/
Traveller’s Rest

Vandana Singh/

Tony Pi/

Dean Francis Alfar/

Norman Spinrad/
The Weed of Time

Eric Frank Russell/
The Waitabits

Jason Heller
Music for Time Travelers


Isaac Asimov/
What If

Tanith Lee/
As Time Goes By

Geoffrey A. Landis/
At Dorado

Karen Haber/
3 RMS, Good View

Harry Turtledove/
Twenty-One, Counting Up

Bob Leman/

Tamsyn Muir/
The House that Made the Sixteen Loops of Time

Gene Wolfe/
Against the Lafayette Escadrille

Carrie Vaughn/
Swing Time

Richard Bowes/
The Mask of the Rex

Nalo Hopkinson/
Message in a Bottle

Adam Roberts/
The Time Telephone

Kristine Kathryn Rusch/
Red Letter Day

Rjurik Davidson/

E.F. Benson/
In the Tube

Molly Brown/
Bad Timing

Pamela Sargent/
If Ever I Should Leave You

Charles Stross/


About the Editors and Nonfiction Contributors

Extended Copyright



“I gave a party for time-travelers, but I didn’t send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came.”

Stephen Hawking (from an interview with
Ars Technica


Time travelers, as you will soon discover, are often too busy to attend parties – and the parties they attend are only those they know in advance are going to be good ones. Just because you travel through time does not mean that you can take time out from saving the universe, preserving history, finding your true love, or hunting dinosaurs just to confirm a famous physicist’s theories. Indeed, the shadowy Preservationists Guild,
founded in 2150, would argue that the worst thing for time travelers would be to show up at such a party.

Thus, most of us are left with the stories, the speculations – some of them based on facts and personal experiences – offered up by a variety of fiction writers. Which is not such a bad place to be. Because one thing we chrononauts know for sure: for more than a century, readers have been enthralled by time travel stories with classics from writers like H.G. Wells, Ray Bradbury, Richard Matheson, and Isaac Asimov becoming fixtures of modern fiction. Whether thrilling, cautionary, or adventurous, these imaginative
tales transport us to other worlds, most often right here on our own planet.

Today, time travel is as familiar a concept to readers as space travel. Such stories are more popular than ever, including such recent bestsellers as Stephen King’s
Charles Yu’s
How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe,
and Audrey Niffenegger’s
The Time Traveler’s Wife.
The resurgence of iconic TV series like
Doctor Who
has fed into this trend. In addition, time travel often incorporates elements of such hot subgenres like steampunk and historical fiction, further extending its appeal. Time travel has also been popular with teens ever since the publication of such classics as Madeleine L’Engle’s
A Wrinkle in Time,
extending to the present-day and such popular youth novels as
When You Reach Me
by Newberry winner Rebecca Stead. Meanwhile, movies like
The Terminator, Back to the Future, Time Bandits, Donnie Darko,
Safety Not Guaranteed
have shown the cinematic range of such tales.

Oddly, however, never before has there been an anthology that demonstrated the full depth and breadth of the time travel story. Perhaps this has something to do with the Preservationist Guild’s Fifth Dictum: “Diffuse, disguise, confuse, obfuscate, deny.” Most prior attempts have zeroed in on excellent yet decidedly science-fictional tales in which the focus has been on the dreaded “time paradox” – otherwise known as either “And Then I Found Out I Was My Own Father” or “Will I Be Kissing My Grandmother By Mistake?” That may be the bedrock of time travel fiction, but there is so much more: tales of fantasy and horror that involve travel through time like Kim Newman’s “Is There Anybody There?,” E.F. Benson’s “In the Tube,” and Rick Bowes’s “The Mask of the Rex,” – in addition to such truly strange science fiction as “Traveller’s Rest,” by David Masson, “Loob” by Bob Leman, and “Hwang’s Billion Brilliant Daughters” by Alice Sola Kim.

Not all effective stories of time travel focus on epic consequences or seismic shifts in the course of history, either. What would you do if you could go backwards or forwards in time? Perhaps you might do what Christine does in Karen Haber’s “3 RMS, Good View” – use that ability to find a better apartment. Maybe you’d use it to escape a war-torn country, as in Greg Egan’s “The Lost Continent.” Perhaps you’d even try to use it to get better grades in school (“The Most Important Thing in the World,” Steve Bein), win an election (“The Final Days,” David Langford), or, for that most delicate and yet powerful of reasons, for love (“If Ever I Should Leave You,” Pamela Sargent).

You don’t even need a time machine, believe it or not. Time machines are expensive to build and notoriously unpredictable – jury-rigged and perhaps even tampered with by the Preservationist Guild. That dial you spin to pick an era is always either stuck or spinning too fast or subject to variation from the slightest encounter with a paradox pebble while in the space-time corridor. You might wind up exiled forever making fungi spaghetti for yourself and a squirrel-like distant ancestor in a lonely shale cave at the butt-end of the Cretaceous Period if you’re not careful.

So, no time machine? That’s okay. You can time travel via the Devil’s Intent, like Enoch Soames in Max Beerbohm’s accurate historical account of the same name or by eating a special plant like Dr. Phipps’ patient in Norman Spinrad’s “The Weed of Time.” You might even travel by means of magic, as in Tamsyn Muir’s “The House That Made Sixteen Loops of Time.” That might not seem very scientific, but you should see what the propaganda wing of the Preservationist Guild calls “magic” as opposed to “science.” But the ways are myriad, and the Guild’s members finite – they cannot be everywhere, suppress everything. Black holes, the telephone, mutation – any of these might suffice to move you from the twenty-first century to, say, Leonardo Da Vinci’s bedroom as he secretly dressed up and painted himself in the mirror for
Mona Lisa.

Obviously, the sheer variety of time travel stories has created some organizational challenges. Therefore, we have divided
The Time Traveler’s Almanac
into four distinct sections, each corresponding to some major strand of time travel endeavor. (Each section is also bookended with nonfiction: educational palate-cleansers for your enjoyment.)

– Stories in which individuals or organizations are experimenting with time travel or are subjects of experimentation.


Reactionaries and Revolutionaries
– Stories in which people are trying to protect the past from change or because they are curious tourists or academicians and want to accurately document different times.


Mazes and Traps
– Stories in which the paradox of time travel is front-and-center, and characters become trapped in those paradoxes.


– Stories about people trying to get a message to either someone in the past or in the future – out of their own time.

These categories may seem stable and grounded in time-honored tradition. But we must, as a public service, point out that time travel stories are devious narratives. While we have managed to lock each tale into a particular category, we cannot guarantee that some anomaly or future temporal attacks by rival anthology editors will not mean that the copy you hold in your hands fails to match up exactly. There may even be wormholes and rifts that warp the very nature of the pages. (We cannot recommend the eel-skin 2040 edition, for example, nor the “cheese cloth” edition of 2079.)

For this reason, we hope you will dive deep in these sections, but do so while attached to a rope or bungee cord. Because some of these stories will pull you into other times and other places so immersively that you may find it hard to get back to your era after reading them.

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