Read The Traders' War (Merchant Princes Omnibus 2) Online
Authors: Charles Stross
The king sighed. ‘We cannot afford to ignore this affront. Our credibility will be deeply weakened if we are seen to ignore such a clear challenge by an agency of the French crown. And the
insult of using our former territory as a
test range
’ – his voice crackled with indignation – ‘cannot be other than intentional.’ John Frederick straightened
up in his chair. ‘Lord Douglass. This matter must be addressed by the Imperial Security Council. A new policy is required to deal with the affront. And a public position, lest panic ensue
when the Frogs announce their new capability.’ He drummed the fingers of his left hand on the intricately lacquered desktop. ‘Well. What else to keep us from our workshop?’
Farnsworth focused on the prime minister. Douglass might be old and withered, but there was still a sharp mind behind the wispy white hair and liver-spotted wattles. Moreover, to the extent
Farnsworth could claim to know the prime minister at all, he struck the equerry as looking shifty – and Sir Roderick was visibly sweating.
This is going to be very bad indeed
,
Farnsworth realized.
They’re using the French corpuscular test to soften him up. What on God’s earth could be
worse
than Louis XXII with super-weapons?
‘Your majesty.’ It was Douglass. Farnsworth focused on him. ‘This, ah, led me to question the diligence with which the Ministry for Special Affairs has been discharging its
duties abroad. And indeed, Sir Roderick has instigated certain investigations without prompting, investigations which are revealing a very frightening deficit in our understanding of continental
machinations against the security of your domain.’
‘We . . . see.’ The king sounded perplexed and mildly irritated. ‘Would you get to the point, please? If the situation is as bad as you say, it would be expedient to draw no
attention to our knowledge of it, and to reassure those who know something of it but not the substance – therefore one should depart to dress for the opening as one’s progression
dictates on time and without sign of turmoil, at least until after the next scheduled ISC meeting. So what exactly are you talking about?’
‘Sir Roderick,’ Douglass prompted.
Sir Roderick looked like a man about to be hanged. ‘Your majesty, it pains me to lay this before you, but in the wake of the disturbances in Boston three weeks ago I instigated certain
investigations. To draw a long story short, it appears that certain of our paid agents at large have been in actual fact accepting the coin of a second paymaster, whose livres and francs have added
color to their reportage – to say nothing of delaying vital intelligence. We are now trying to ascertain the extent of the damage, but it appears that there has been for some time a French
spy ring operating in our very halls, and this ring has suborned at least one network of our agents overseas. My men are now trying to isolate the spies, and discover how far the rot has
spread.
‘I believe that in addition to perverting the course of incoming intelligence – which they were unable to do with the petard, it would seem, because weather ballonets with
scintillation tubes accept no bribes – these enemy agents have been arranging for numerous shipments of gold to arrive in this country. Certainly more gold than usual has been seized on the
black market in the past six months, and it appears that certain troublemakers and rabble-rousers have been living high on the hog.’
‘The usual?’ John Frederick asked coldly.
‘Levelers and Ranters,’ Douglass said quietly. He looked sad. ‘They never learn, although this treason is, I think, unprecedented in recent years. If true.’
The king stood up. ‘We do not tolerate slander and libel and anarchism, much less as a front for that
bastard
pretender’s machinations!’ His cheeks shone; for a moment
Farnsworth half-expected him to burst into a denunciation, but after a while the monarch regained control. ‘Bring forward the next ISC meeting, as soon as possible,’ he ordered.
‘Sir Roderick. We expect a daily briefing on the fruits of your investigation. We realize you have had barely nine months to get to grips with your office, but we must insist on holding you
responsible for the progress of the ministry. Should you succeed in leeching it back to health you will find us a forgiving ruler, and we appreciate your candor in bringing the disease to our
notice – but if this pot boils over, it will not be the Crown who is scalded.’ He glanced round. ‘Farnsworth, attend to our wardrobe. Lord Douglass, thank you for bringing the
situation to our attention. We shall now proceed to appear our regal best for the state opening tonight. If you should care to seek audience with us after the recession of Parliament, we would
value your advice.’
‘I am at your majesty’s service, as always,’ murmured the prime minister. He stood, slowly. The minister for Special Affairs rose too, as Farnsworth moved smoothly to ensure
the king’s progress back to his dressing room.
*
That evening, after the state opening and the royal progress from Brunswick Palace to the Houses of Parliament at the far end of Manhattan Island, Farnsworth pulled on a heavy
overcoat and slipped out through a side door of the palace, to visit an old acquaintance in a public house just off Gloriana Street.
Wooden paneling and a brown, stained ceiling testified to the Dutch origins of the Arend’s Nest: the pub’s front windows looked out toward the high-rise tenements crowding the inner
wall of the bastion that had protected New York from continental aggression as far back as the late eighteenth century. Now a favorite haunt by day of city stock merchants and the upper crust of
businessmen who filled the new office blocks behind the administrative complex, by night the Nest was mostly empty. Farnsworth slipped past the bar and stood next to a booth at the back with his
coat collar turned up against the chill from the sea and his hat pulled down close to his ears. ‘You won’t fool ’nay-one like that,’ said a familiar voice. ‘You look
like you’re trying to hide and they’ll pay attendance on ye when the police come asking. And now what time have you?’
Farnsworth shook himself. ‘I’m sorry, but my pocket oyster’s broken,’ he said in a robotic tone of voice.
‘Then ye’ll just have to tell me what time it says?’ He hauled out his watch and flipped it open. ‘Ten to nine.’ ‘Jolly good.’ With a sigh and a rustle
his welcomer moved aside to let him into the cubicle. Farnsworth sat down gratefully. ‘I’ve taken the liberty of ordering your pint already.’ He was a plump, slightly shabby man
whom Farnsworth knew only as Jack. Farnsworth had studiously suppressed any instinct to dig deeper. Jack wore a dark suit, shiny at the elbows, and a red silk cravat that although clean was clearly
in need of ironing. Beside him sat another fellow, unknown to Farnsworth: a long-faced man in early middle age, but with a consumptive pallor about him and a face that seemed to chronicle more
insults than any one life should bear. Farnsworth removed his hat and scarf and placed them fastidiously on one of the hooks screwed to the upper rail of the booth. ‘Have you anything to
report?’
‘For whose ears?’ Farnsworth picked up his glass. A full one sat untouched before Mr. Long-Face, which seemed an unconscionable waste of a good pint of porter to him. ‘No
offense.’
‘This is, um, Rudolf,’ said Jack. ‘He’s from Head Office. You remember what we spoke about earlier.’
‘Ah, yes.’ Farnsworth shuffled uneasily in his seat.
Head Office
covered a multitude of sins, most of them capital offenses in the eyes of the Homeland Security Bureau. Far
more subversive than any bomb-throwing wild-eyed democrat or fly-by-night unlicensed desktop publisher spreading lies and slanders about her royal highness’s enthusiasm for tight-breeched
household cavalry officers . . . but the exchange of passwords had gone smoothly. Jack hadn’t used the
bail out
challenge. Which meant this was official.
‘Nothing new. His majesty is trying to keep a placid face but is mightily exercised over the continental despotism. They’ve exploded a corpuscular weapon months ahead of what our
spies said was possible. Sir Roderick is dusting under chairs and tables in search of a mouse hole, as if his head depends upon it – and indeed it might, if Douglass is of a mind to hold him
responsible. There is the usual ongoing crisis over precedence in the royal bedchamber, and My Lady Frazier is vexed to speak of creating a new post of – well, perhaps this is of no interest?
In any case, Douglass is exercised, too. He seems much gloomier than normal, and muttered something about fearing war was making virtue of necessity, and we must ensure the French use of the new
weapons – corpses, he calls them, a vile contraction – is subjected to prior restraint by a mutual terror of annihilation.’ With this, Farnsworth reached into an inner pocket of
his jacket and produced a small envelope. He slid it across the table. ‘Usual drill.’
Jack passed it to the stranger. It vanished immediately, and at once Farnsworth felt a load off his shoulders. He sighed and drained half his pint. Jack smiled sardonically. ‘Pass the
noose is what we called this game in Camp Frederick.’
The stranger, Rudolf, blinked his rheumy eyes, expressionless. ‘We require more detailed economic information,’ he said, in an unexpectedly educated accent. ‘The V1 and V2
treasury indicators, any information you can obtain about the prevalence of adulterants in the royal mint’s stock, confiscations of bullion, the rate of default of debt secured against closed
bodies corporate, the proposed repayment terms on the next issue of war bonds, and everything you can discover about the next budget.’
Farnsworth leaned back. ‘That’s the Exchequer,’ he said slowly. ‘I don’t work there or know anything. Or know anyone who does.’
Rudolf nodded. ‘We understand. And we don’t expect miracles. All we ask is that you be aware of our needs. Douglass is a not infrequent visitor to the palace, and should he by
mistake leave his brief unattended for a few minutes – well.’ The hint of a smile came to Rudolf’s face. ‘Have you ever seen one of these before?’ He slid a device
barely larger than a box of matches onto the table.
Farnsworth stared at it. ‘What is it?’
‘It’s a camera.’
‘Don’t be silly’ – Farnsworth bent over it – ‘nobody could build a camera that small! Could they? And what’s it made of, lacquered cardboard?’
‘No.’ Rudolf pushed it toward him. ‘It’s made of a material like foramin or cellulate, or a phenolic resin – even the lens. It’s waterproof and small enough
to conceal in a boot heel. It will take eight pictures, then you must return it to us so that we can remove the sketchplate and downlo – ah, develop it. You aim it with this viewfinder, like
so, and take a picture by pressing this button – thus. Yes, it will work without daylight – this is adequate for it. Keep it – no, not that one, this one’ – he
produced a second camera and handed it to Farnsworth – ‘about your person where it will not be found easily but where you can reach it in an instant. Inside your hat ribbon in
circumstances like this, perhaps, or in your periwig when paying attendance upon his majesty.’
‘I – ’ Farnsworth looked at the tiny machine as if it were a live scorpion. ‘Did this come from the Frogs?’ he heard himself asking as if from a great distance.
‘Because if so – ’
‘No.’ Rudolf flushed, and for the first time showed emotion. Anger. ‘We aren’t pawns of the Bourbon tyranny, sir. We are free democrats all, patriotic Englishmen fighting
in the vanguard of the worldwide struggle for the rights of man, for freedom and equality before the law – and we’ll liberate France and her dominions as well, when the time comes to
join in one great brotherhood of humanity and set the east afire! But we have allies you are unaware of, and hopefully will
remain
unaware of for some time to come, lest you jeopardize the
cause.’ He fixed Farnsworth with a gimlet stare. ‘Do you understand?’
Farnsworth nodded. ‘I – yes.’ He pocketed the tiny device hastily, then finished his beer. ‘Another pint?’ he asked Jack. ‘In the interests of looking
authentic . . .’
‘By all means.’ Jack stood. ‘I’ll just go to the bar.’
‘And I must make haste to the jakes,’ said Rudolf, nodding affably at Farnsworth. ‘We won’t meet again, I trust. Remember: eight, then to Jack. He will give you a
replacement. Good night.’ He took his hat and slipped away, leaving Farnsworth to sit alone, lonely and frightened until Jack returned with a fresh glass and a grin of conviviality, to chat
about the dog racing and shore up his cover by helping him spend another evening drinking beer with his friend of convenience. Jack the Lad, Jack be Nimble, Jack the Leveler . . .
*
The man Farnsworth knew only as Rudolf was in no particular hurry. First he took his ease in the toilet. It was a cold night for the time of year, and he was old enough to have
learned what a chill could do to his bladder. As he buttoned his coat and shuffled out the back door, through the yard with the wooden casks stacked shoulder high, he stifled a rattling cough.
Something was moving in his chest again, foreshadowing what fate held in store for him. ‘All the more reason to get this over with sooner rather than later, my son,’ he mumbled to
himself as he unlocked the gate and slid unenthusiastically into the brick-walled alleyway.
The alley was heaped with trash and hemmed in by the tumbledown sheds at the back of the buildings that presented such a fine stone front to the highway. Rudolf picked his way past a rusting
fire escape and leaned on a wooden doorway next to a patch of wall streaked with dank slime from a leaky down-pipe. The door opened silently. He ducked inside, then closed and bolted it. The
darkness in the cellar was broken only by a faint skylight. Now moving faster, Rudolf crossed over to another door and rapped on it thrice. A second later the inner door opened. ‘Ah,
it’s you.’
‘It’s me,’ Rudolf agreed. The sullen-faced man put away his pistol, looking relieved. ‘Coat,’ Rudolf snapped, shedding his outer garment. ‘Hat.’ The new
garments were of much better cut than those that he’d removed, suitable for an operagoer of modest means – a ministry clerk, perhaps, or a legal secretary – and as he pulled them
on ‘Rudolf’ forced himself to straighten up, put a spring in his step and a spark in his eye. ‘Time to be off, I think. See you later.’