the Viking Funeral (2001) (32 page)

Very few people could be seen standing outside, as the oppressive midday heat pushed into triple digits.

They bounced around a curve and saw a Colombian military garrison located on the east end of town, protected by a nine-foot-high razor-wire fence. Two white-helmeted gate guards stood in the sweltering heat but paid no attention as the five truckloads of contraband rattled into town.

They entered the business district, which Shane thought was even more depressing than the slum housing they had just encountered. The first and most remarkable thing about this section of Maicao was the prodigious amount of discarded packing material. It was everywhere.

It seemed that the boxes full of contraband, once opened, had simply been shucked out onto the street. Bubble wrap, as well as old wood and cardboard from broken-down containers, covered everything. A layer of white Styrofoam popcorn was blowing over it all. It scattered in the trucks
'
wake, finally piling up against the curbs. In a curious example of urban eco-balance, human waste ran in the gutters, rotting the packing material from the bottom, slowly making room for next week's load. Concrete lane dividers, once intended to be planters to enhance city beauty, were now just catch basins for old cardboard boxes and rusting metal banding tape.

The trucks slowed to ten miles an hour as they drove down Calle 16.

The few men walking on the heat-shimmering sidewalks turned to watch as the five
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truck caravan with its Toyota SUV escorts rumbled into town.

Shane noticed that there were no women, and the men he saw were all packing dangerous
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looking weapons. Pistols were stuck into webbed canvas belts. Machine guns of every make hung by faded leather straps.

They drove past the Heda Hotel, where there was supposedly a cantina called the Corraleja. The guidebook said it was named after a particularly dangerous bullfight where the spectators could come down from the stands, enter the arena, and take their chances with the bull.

The center of town was more of the same, except as they got closer to the warehouse district, the refuse and garbage grew in height, overflowing the curbs. The Styrofoam popcorn now dominated the landscape, swirling over everything, drifting like Rocky Mountain snowbanks.

They finally turned off Calle 16 into the warehouse district, and it looked like no place Shane had ever seen. Most unusual and out of place were the half a dozen or so untended and underfed cows that wandered aimlessly in the street, grazing on God knows what, blowing the popcorn aside with angry snorts to get at the rotting garbage below.

Each of the five San Andresitos families had magnificent warehouses there. The first one they drove past was located at the mouth of the street: a large, paranoid building that seemed designed to repel an invasion force. The windows resembled gun ports. Castle-type exterior doors were banded with heavy metal. CORTEZ LTD was written in silver letters across the side of the building.

Farther down, Shane could see four more mammoth buildings, two on each side of the street--one to each square block. In front of every warehouse was a modern, architecturally designed showroom that displayed the San Andresitos families' black-market products.

Santander Cortez's showroom followed his castle motif: steel and granite walls with narrow slit windows, each containing spotlit radios and watches. The glass looked thick enough to be bulletproof.

Emilio Hernandez had gone for a massive French Provincial showroom. For Octavio Ramandi, it was Colonial. Greek Orthodox for Spartico Sococo. Paco Brazos had really gone fishing. His showroom was a black and red
Japanese pagoda-style building, with Macy's
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size front windows filled with merchandise. The glass was protected by silver alarm tape.

The canvas-backed trucks began to peel off, each one heading to its respective family headquarters.

The truck Shane was in stopped halfway down the street, and the engine shut off. He waited while the tailgate was dropped and his two teenage celadores jumped out, then Shane picked his way through the shifted cases of cigarettes and dropped down onto the street. He landed on two feet of compressed packing wrap in front of Emilio Hernandez's French Provincial showroom.

From where Shane stood, he could see the other four trucks parked in front of their respective warehouses. Paco Brazos was standing a block away in front of his large pagoda monstrosity, grinning broadly.

Jody was just getting out of Paco's black Toyota as Tremaine jumped down from Sococo's truck farther up the street. Two blocks ahead, Shane could see Lester Wood was already making his way carefully down the street toward Jody, his boot heels sinking in the muck.

"Que esta alia'?" Shane asked one of the teenage guards, who just turned and walked away without answering. "Eat me," Shane muttered softly.

Suddenly a door opened on the side of the warehouse, and a dozen more armed teenagers jogged out to stand in a semicircle around th
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ruck. They weren't packing the old Mendozas. These guys were strapped with shiny blue-steel auto-mags, which they held at port arms. A pair of elephant doors on the warehouse clattered up behind them, and two battery-powered yellow forklifts hummed out and parked nearby.

"No es necesario que usted quedarse> " Emilio said, dismissing Shane. His sweating round face showed disdain.

Shane could see Jody waving for him to come over. " Ok&y ..
. B
ien. Adios" Shane said, then turned his back on the hate-filled eyes of fifteen heavily armed teenage boys and made a slow, treacherous journey across the garbage-filled street to join Jody and Paco and the other two Vikings in front of Brazos International.

He walked carefully past a dozen more celadores who were protecting Paco's two truckloads of cigarettes. They watched him like prison guards until Shane finally pushed open the two-inch etched glass door and joined Jody, who was standing just inside. Entering the showroom was like stepping back into air-conditioned sanity.

The room was cooled to sixty-eight degrees, and Shane's sweat-soaked shirt immediately began drying ice-cold against his skin. The stench of Maicao was left behind, and a sweet lilac scent of an expensive room deodorant took its place.

"Some little township they got here," Jody said softly.

"Jesus, I didn't know there was this much bubble wrap on the planet," Shane answered.

"You see Santander Cortez's place?" Jody asked. "From those gun-port windows on the second floor, he could control the whole street with less than ten guys. What's that about?"

"They got a whole new take on commerce out here," Shane answered.

"I don't like the way this feels. We need to complete our business and get the hell outta town before Santander gets back."

"Back from where?" Shane asked. "I thought he was up here, layin' in the cut, waiting to slit our throats."

"According to Paco, he had to go to Medellin on business."

"Quieren mirar a mi tienda?" Paco interrupted them as he entered the showroom.

Jody cocked a questioning eyebrow at Shane.

"He wants to show us his store."

"Yeah, bueno," Jody said. "But let's not take all day."

Paco led them through his magnificent showroom with its glass cases full of radios from Motorola and TVs from GE. Electronic conveniences glittered under recessed lighting, each one on its own Japanese-style jade marble stand. Tremaine Lane and Lester Wood trailed behind, their eyes flickering across the incredible display of goods.

Paco walked them through the appliance room with its ultra-size Sanyo, Panasonic, and Sony TVs. Dishwashers from Westinghouse, microwaves from Revel, refrigerators and washer-dryers from Maytag and Kitchen Aid. Almost every make and brand imaginable was represented. The cigarette and liquor display was in a hallway about forty feet long that stretched between two appliance rooms. The corridor was walled with glass cases full of every U
. S
. cigarette brand. Bottles of Russian Stoli sat next to carved decanters of Chivas Regal--all of this twinkling merrily under recessed product lights.

From there, they walked out into the warehouse.

Shane didn't know how long they were in the cavernous concrete-block building, but the tour was a definite mind bender. The three
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story, open-spanned structure was so full of goods that they had to often walk sideways to get down the aisles. Men in straw hats driving forklifts whizzed past on the center aisles, moving things around in the massive air-conditioned building.

It was hard to determine how much product was stored there, but if Shane guessed several hundred million dollars, he couldn't have been too far off.

Paco kept talking as he led them through his black-market kingdom, keeping up a fractured-English spiel worthy of a Disneyland river
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boat guide: "General of Electric, aqui. Packard Bell, alii" But he saved the best for last. "Y la plata esta al todo derecho adentro. "

Jody shot Shane a look off the last sentence.

"I think he's saying the money is inside." Shane smiled.

"I like that. Let's go see the money." Jody grinned back.

They climbed a flight of stairs. Paco opened a door, and they entered a plush suite of offices. For the first time since arriving in Maicao, Shane saw women--all young and pretty. Each sat in front of a computer, furiously clicking their mouses and scrolling inventory screens. Paco Brazos was thoroughly enjoying the effect his tour was having on them, and he had obviously saved the best for last.

He punched a code into a very sophisticated computer lock, swung open a three
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foot-wide metal door, and turned on the lights; then all of them entered.

The room was about sixty feet square. There were several upholstered chairs, and in the center a computer monitor sat on an antique wooden table. The screen showed the peso exchange rates all over the world. Banded bricks of every kind of currency imaginable were stacked on the shelves that lined the walls, overpowering the room with the sweet, musty smell of paper money.

Each section had a label indicating the currency stored below: U
. S
. dollars, Swiss francs, Greek drachmas..
. C
olombian, Venezuelan, or Mexican pesos. Floor-to-ceiling displays of cash dominated every inch of wall space.

"Es mi cambioy" the short, fat black marketeer beamed proudly. "My... How you say? Exchange for todo de business, no?"

"Yeah, yeah," Jody said, his eyes locked on the fortune in the room, his breath suddenly short with envy.

"Time to go. We must to meet others," Paco said, looking at a diamond-encrusted Rolex Presidente. "For to get delivery receipt. Then maybe senorita, some fucky-fucky, no? Entonces vamonos a la Maracaibo antes de que Santander vuelva."

"This jerk-off thinks if we hurry, we might have time to get laid before Santander gets back," Sawdust drawled.

"Tell him we'll take a rain check on the pussy," Jody said.

"St, si," Paco chirped, getting the gist of that. "No senoritas. Lo siento." He led them out of the room, carefully shielding the lock with his body while he reset it.

"You believe this, Salsa?" Jody whispered.

All Shane could do was shake his head in wonder.

"Tengo sedy " Paco said. "Bebemos tan fuerte como los otros San Andresitos. "

"He's thirsty," Shane said. "He wants--"

"I got it," Jody interrupted, looking at his watch. "Only one beer while we get the delivery receipts, and then, adios."

"Siy siy esta bieny mis amigos. " Paco grinned, showing teeth the approximate color and texture of an old wooden fence.

Paco led them to his Toyota, then they got in and drove up the street.

Five minutes later they were parked next to the three other Toyota Land Cruisers in front of the Corraleja Cantina--the very bar Shane had read about in the guidebook.

It was just past two in the afternoon and the businesses in town had closed for siesta, but nobody seemed to be sleeping. Inside they could hear laughter and Mexican music playing on what sounded like an old scratchy forty-five. Then a glass broke, followed by hoots of laughter.

"AndalePaco said, grinning, as he led them into the cantina. The Vikings took their gym bags with them as they got out of the Toyota and cautiously walked through the door.

Even though it was named after a Colombian bullfight, Shane thought the place looked more like the bar from Star Wars. Adrenaline and beer were being mixed in dangerous quantities. Sweating men were talking loudly.

Forty pairs of angry eyes swung toward them.

Suddenly the room went deadly silent.

Chapter
41.

THIS JOINT DON'T feel too friendly
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Jody said, one hand on his gym bag, the other fingering the hard place under his jacket where he kept his chambered Heckler & Koch.

"Hola, mis amigos," Paco shouted expansively to the other San Andresitos, who were in a booth at the back of the cantina. Paco led the way through the bar full of Colombian misfits, to where Spartacos Sococo, Emilio Hernandez, and Octavio Randhanie were perched on hard, butt-polished vinyl, grinning like three hungry vultures on a split-rail fence.