The warrior's apprentice (6 page)

Between opening his mouth, and speaking, the plan possessed him. The result was that he forgot what he’d been about to say, and sat with his mouth open a moment. Count Vorkosigan raised his eyebrows in courteous inquiry. What Miles finally said instead was, “Has anyone heard from Grandmother Naismith lately?”

Count Vorkosigan’s eyes narrowed. “Curious that you should mention her. Your mother has spoken of her quite frequently in the last few days.”

“Makes sense, under the circumstances. Although Grandmother’s such a healthy old bird—all Betans expect to live to be 120, I guess. They think it’s one of their civil rights.”

Miles’s Betan grandmother, seven wormhole jumps and three weeks travel time away by the most direct route— via Escobar. A carefully chosen commercial passenger liner might well include a layover at Escobar. Time for a little tourism—time for a little research. It could be done subtly enough, even with Bothari hanging over his shoulder. What could be more natural than for a boy interested in military history to make a pilgrimmage to the cemeteries of his Emperor’s soldiers, maybe even burn a death offering? “Sir,” he began, “do you suppose I could—”

And, “Son,” Count Vorkosigan began at the same moment, “How would you like to deputize for your mother—”

“I beg your pardon,” and “Go ahead, sir.”

“I was about to say,” continued the Count, “that this might be a very opportune time for you to visit your Grandmother Naismith again. It’s been what, almost two years since you were to Beta Colony? And while Betans may expect to live to be 120—well, you never know.”

Miles untangled his tongue, and managed not to lurch. “What a wonderful idea! Uh—could I take Elena?”

There went the eyebrows again. “What?”

Miles swung to his feet, and shuffled back and forth across the room, unable to contain his outpouring of schemes in stillness. Give Elena a trip off-planet? My God, he’d be a hero in her eyes, a sheer two meters tall, like Vorthalia the Bold. “Yes, sure—why not? Bothari will be with me anyway—who could be a more right and proper chaperone than her own father? Who could object?”

“Bothari,” said Count Vorkosigan bluntly. “I can’t imagine him warming to the thought of exposing Elena to Beta Colony. After all, he’s seen it. And coming from you, ah, just at the moment, I’m not at all sure he’d perceive it as a proper invitation.”

“Mm.” Shuffle, turn, shuffle. Flash! “Then I won’t invite her.”

“Ah.” Count Vorkosigan relaxed. “Wise, I’m sure...”

“I’ll have Mother invite her. Let’s see him object to that!”

Count Vorkosigan emitted a surprised laugh. “Underhanded, boy!” But his tone was approving. Miles’s heart lifted.

“This trip idea was really hers, wasn’t it, sir?” Miles said.

“Well—yes,” Count Vorkosigan admitted. “But in fact, I was glad she suggested it. It would—ease my mind, to have you safe on Beta Colony for the next few months.” He rose. “You must excuse me. Duty calls. I have to go feel up that rampant creeper Vordrozda, for the greater glory of the Empire.” His expression of distaste spoke volumes. “Frankly, I’d rather be getting drunk in a corner with that idiot Ivan—or talking to you.” His father’s eyes were warm upon him.

“Your work comes first, of course, sir. I understand that.”

Count Vorkosigan paused, and gave him a peculiar look. “Then you understand nothing. My work has been a blight on you from the very beginning. I’m sorry, sorry it made such a mess for you— “

Mess of you, thought Miles. Say what you really mean, damn it.

“—I never meant it to be so.” A nod, and he withdrew.

Apologizing to me again, thought Miles miserably. For me. He keeps telling me I’m all right—and then apologizing. Inconsistent, Father.

He shuffled back and forth across the room again, and his pain burst into speech. He flung his words against the deaf door, “I’ll make you take back that apology! I am all right, damn it! I’ll make you see it. I’ll stuff you so full of pride in me there’ll be no room left for your precious guilt! I swear by my word as Vorkosigan. I swear it, Father,” his voice fell to a whisper, “Grandfather. Somehow, I don’t know how...”

He took another turn around his chamber, collapsing back into himself, cold and desperately sleepy. A mess of crumbs, an empty wine bottle, an open full one. Silence.

“Talking to yourself in an empty room again, I see,” he whispered. “A very bad sign, you know.”

His legs hurt. He cradled the second bottle, and took it with him to lie down.

CHAPTER FIVE

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“Well, well, well,” said the sleek Betan customs agent, in sarcastic simulation of good cheer. “If it isn’t Sergeant Bothari of Barrayar. And what did you bring me this time, Sergeant? A few nuclear antipersonnel mines, overlooked in your back pocket? A maser cannon or two, accidentally mixed up with your shaving kit? A gravitic imploder, slipped somehow into your boot?”

The Sergeant answered this sally with something between a growl and a grunt.

Miles grinned, and dredged his memory for the agent’s name. “Good afternoon. Officer Timmons. Still working the line, are you? I thought for sure you’d be in administration by now.”

The agent gave Miles a somewhat more courteous nod of greeting. “Good afternoon, Lord Vorkosigan. Well, civil service, you know.” He sorted through their documents and plugged a data disc into his viewer. “Your stunner permits are in order. Now if you will please step, one at a time, through this scanner?”

Sergeant Bothari frowned at the machine glumly, and sniffed disdain. Miles tried to catch his eye, but he was studiously finding something of interest in midair somewhere. On the suspicion, Miles said, “Elena and I first, I think.”

Elena passed through with a stiff uncertain smile like a person holding still too long for a photograph, then continued to look eagerly around. Even if it was only a rather bleak underground customs entry port, it was another planet. Miles hoped Beta Colony would make up for the disappointing fizzle of the Escobar layover.

Two days of records searches and trudging through neglected military cemeteries in the rain, pretending to Bothari a passion for historical detail, had produced no maternal grave or cenotaph after all. Elena had seemed more relieved than disappointed by the failure of their covert search.

“You see?” she had whispered to Miles. “Father didn’t lie to me. You have a hyper imagination.”

The Sergeant’s own bored reaction to the tour clinched the argument; Miles conceded. And yet...

It was his hyper imagination, maybe. The less they found the more queasy Miles became. Were they looking in the wrong army’s cemetery? Miles’s own mother had changed allegiances to return to Barrayar with his father; maybe Bothari’s romance had not taken so prosperous a turn. But if that were so, should they even be looking in cemeteries? Maybe he should be hunting Elena’s mother in the comm link directory... He did not quite dare suggest it.

He wished he had not been so intimidated by the conspiracy of silence surrounding Elena’s birth to refrain from pumping Countess Vorkosigan. Well, when they returned home he would screw up his courage and demand the truth of her, and let her wisdom guide him as to how much to pass on to Bothari’s daughter.

For now, Miles stepped after Elena through the scanner, enjoying her air of wonder, and looking forward like a magician to pulling Beta Colony out of a hat for her delight.

The Sergeant stepped through the machine. It gave a rude blat.

Agent Timmons shook his head and sighed. “You never give up, do you, Sergeant?”

“Ah, if I may interrupt,” said Miles, “the lady and I are cleared, are we not?” Receiving a nod, he retrieved their stunners and his own travel documentation. “I’ll show Elena around the shuttleport, then, while you two are discussing your, er, differences. You can bring the luggage when he gets done with it, Sergeant. Meet you in the main concourse.”

“You will not—” began Bothari.

“We’ll be perfectly all right,” Miles assured him airily. He grasped Elena’s elbow and hustled her off before his bodyguard could marshall further objections.

Elena looked back over her shoulder. “Is my father really trying to smuggle in an illegal weapon?”

“Weapons. I expect so,” said Miles apologetically. “I don’t authorize it, and it never works, but I guess he feels undressed without deadly force. If the Betans are as good at spotting everyone else’s goods as they are at spotting ours, we really don’t have anything to worry about.”

He watched her, sideways, as they entered the main concourse, and had the satisfaction of seeing her catch her breath. Golden light, at once brilliant and comfortable, spun down from a huge high vault upon a great tropical garden, dark with foliage, vibrant with flowers and birds, murmurous with fountains.

“It’s like stepping into a giant terrarium,” she commented. “I feel like a little horned hopper.”

“Exactly,” he agreed.”The Silica Zoo maintains it. One of their extended habitats.”

They strolled toward an area given over to small shops. He steered Elena carefully along, trying to pick out things she might enjoy, and avoid catastrophic culture shock. That sex-aids shop, for example, was probably a little too much for her first hour on the planet, no matter how attractive the pink when she blushed. However, they spent a pleasant few minutes in a most extraordinary pet store. His good sense barely restrained him from making her an awkward present of a large ruffed Tau Cetan beaded lizard, bright as jewelry, that caught her eye. It had rather strict dietary requirements, and besides, Miles was not quite sure if the 50 kilo beast could be housebroken. They wandered along a balcony overlooking the great garden, and he bought them rational ice creams, instead. They sat on the bench lining the railing to eat.

“Everything seems so free, here,” Elena said, licking her fingers and looking around with shining eyes. “You don’t see soldiers and guards all over the place. A woman—a woman could be anything here.”

“Depends on what you mean by free,” said Miles. “They put up with rules we’d never tolerate at home. You should see everyone fall into place during a power outage drill, or a sandstorm alarm. They have no margin for—I don’t know how to put it. Social failures?”

Elena gave him a baffled smile, not understanding. “But everyone arranges their own marriages.”

“But did you know you have to have a permit to have a child here? The first one is free, but after that...”

“That’s absurd,” she remarked absently. “How could they possibly enforce it?” She evidently felt her question to be rather bold, for she took a quick glance around, to be sure the Sergeant was nowhere near.

Miles echoed her glance. “Permanent contraceptive implants, for the women and hermaphrodites. You need the permit to get it removed. It’s the custom, at puberty—a girl gets her implant, and her ears pierced, and her, er, um—” Miles discovered he was not immune to pinkness himself—he went on in a rush, “her hymen cut, all on the same visit to the doctor. There’s usually a family party—sort of a rite of passage. That’s how you can tell if a girl’s available, the ears...”

He had her entire attention, now. Her hands stole to her earrings, and she went not merely pink, but red. “Miles! Are they going to think I’m—”

“Well, it’s just that—if anyone bothers you, I mean if your father or I aren’t around, don’t be afraid to tell them to take themselves off. They will. They don’t mean it as an insult, here. But I figured I’d better warn you.” He gnawed a knuckle, eyes crinkling. “You know, if you intend to walk around for the next six weeks with your hands over your ears...”

She replaced her hands hastily in her lap, and glowered at him.

“It can get awfully peculiar, I know,” he offered apologetically. A scorching memory of just how peculiar disturbed him for a moment.

He had been fifteen on his year-long school visit to Beta Colony, and he’d found himself for the first time in his life with what looked like unlimited possibilities for sexual intimacy. This illusion had crashed and burned very quickly, as he found the most fascinating girls already taken. The rest seemed about equally divided among good Samaritans, the kinky/curious, hermaphrodites, and boys.

He did not care to be an object of charity, and he found himself too Barrayaran for the last two categories, although Betan enough not to mind them for others. A short affair with a girl from the kinky/curious category was enough. Her fascination with the peculiarities of his body made him, in the end, more selfconscious than the most open revulsion he had experienced on Barrayar, with its fierce prejudice against deformity. Anyway, after finding his sexual parts disappointingly normal, the girl had drifted off.

The affair had ended, for Miles, in a terrifying black depression that had deepened for weeks, culminating at last late one night in the third, and most secret, time the Sergeant had saved his life. He had cut Bothari twice, in their silent struggle for the knife, exerting hysterical strength against the Sergeant’s frightened caution of breaking his bones. The tall man had finally achieved a grip that held him, and held him, until he broke down at last, weeping his self-hatred into the Sergeant’s bloodied breast until exhaustion finally stilled him. The man who’d carried him as a child, before he first walked at age four, then carried him like a child to bed. Bothari treated his own wounds, and never referred to the incident again.

Age fifteen had not been a very good year. Miles was determined not to repeat it. His hand tightened on the balcony railing, in a mood of objectless resolve. Objectless, like himself; therefore useless. He frowned into the black well of this thought, and for a moment even Beta Colony’s glitter seemed dull and grey.

Four Betans stood nearby, arguing in a vociferous undertone. Miles turned half around, to get a better view of the speakers past Elena’s elbow. Elena began to speak, something about his abstraction. He shook his head, and held up a hand, begging silence. She subsided, watching him curiously.

“Damn it,” a heavy man in a green sarong was saying, “I don’t care how you do it, but I want that lunatic pried out of my ship. Can’t you rush him?”

The woman in the uniform of Betan Security shook her head. “Look, Calhoun, why should I risk my people’s lives for a ship that’s practically scrap anyway? It’s not as if he was holding hostages or something.”

“I have a salvage team tied up waiting that’s collecting time-and-a-half for overtime. He’s been up there three days—he’s got to sleep sometime, or take a leak or some goddamn thing,” argued the civilian.

“If he’s as hopped-up crazy as you claim, nothing would be more likely to trigger his blowing it than a rush. Wait him out.” The security woman turned to a man in the dove-grey and black uniform of one of the larger commercial spacelines. Silver hair in his sideburns echoed the triple silver circles of his pilot’s neurological implant on midforehead and temples. “Or talk him out. You know him, he’s a member of your union, can’t you do anything with him?”

“Oh, no you don’t,” objected the pilot officer. “You’re not shoving this one off on me. He doesn’t want to talk to me anyway, he’s made that clear.”

“You’re on the Board this year, you ought to have some authority with him—threaten to revoke his pilot’s certification or something.”

“Arde Mayhew may still be in the Brotherhood, but he’s two years in arrears on his dues, his license is on shaky ground already, and frankly, I think this episode is going to cook it. The whole point of this bananarama in the first place is that once the last of the RG ships

foes for scrap,” the pilot officer nodded toward the bulky civilian, “he isn’t going to be a pilot anymore. He’s been medically rejected for a new implant—it wouldn’t do him any good even if he had the money. And I know damn well he doesn’t. He tried to borrow rent money from me last week. At least, he said it was for rent. More likely for that swill he drinks.”

“Did you give it to him?” asked the woman in the blue uniform of shuttleport administration.

“Well—yes,” replied the pilot officer moodily. “But I told him it was absolutely the last. Anyway...” he frowned at his boots, then burst out, “I’d rather see him go out in a blaze of glory than die of being beached! I know how I’d feel if I knew I’d never make a jump again...” He compressed his lips, defensive-aggressive, at the shuttleport administration.

“All pilots are crazy,” muttered the security woman. “Comes from getting their brains pierced.”

So Miles eavesdropped, shamelessly fascinated. The man they were discussing was a fellow-freak, it seemed, a loser in trouble. A wormhole jump pilot with an obsolete coupler system running through his brain, soon to be technologically unemployed, holed up in his old ship, fending off the wrecking crews—how? Miles wondered.

“A blaze of traffic hazards, you mean,” complained the shuttleport administrator. “If he makes good on his threats, there’ll be junk pelting all through the inner orbits for days. We’d have to shut down—clean it up—” she turned to the civilian, completing the circle, “and you’d better believe it won’t be charged to my department! I’ll see your company gets the bill if I have to take it all the way to JusDep.’

The salvage operator paled, then went red. “Your department permitted that hot-wired freak-head access to my ship in the first place,” he snarled.

“He said he’d left some personal effects,” she defended. “We didn’t know he had anything like this in mind.”

Miles pictured the man, huddled in his dim recess, stripped of allies, like the last survivor of a hopeless seige. His hand clenched unconsciously. His ancestor, General Count Selig Vorkosigan, had raised the famous seige of Vorkosigan Surleau with no more than a handful of picked retainers, and subterfuge, it was said.