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“His Excellency the Seljuk of Rum.”
The porter clanged his grille shut and vanished; after a longish interval he reappeared and with much grating and grinding began to undo the iron bolts.
“Well, well?” cried the Seljuk impatiently when the gates stood open wide enough to admit the carriage, “what are you waiting for? Drive on, my good chap, fellow, old boy!”
“Two sides to that, I am thinking,” said the driver. “Hired to drive you to Caer Malyn, I was, not right into the castle. Sooner put you down here, I would.”
“Tush! Pshaw! Odds bodikins! In fact, fudge, my good man. Pray continue!”
Grumbling, the coachman climbed back on the box and drove the chaise across a paved courtyard. But when they came to an inner archway he stopped again.
“Come, come, come?” cried the Seljuk. “Proceed, my dear crony, I beg. There is yet another court, campus, quadrangle, beyond that archway, can you not perceive, remark?”
“Do nicely this one will,” the driver said. “Not keen to go any farther, I am, see?”
And in spite of all remonstrances he proceeded, with the help of the small servant, to unload the Seljuk's baggage by the inner gateway, and then assisted his passenger to alight with rather more haste than civility. Since at this moment two powerful men in the livery of footmenâthough they rather resembled prizefightersâappeared and silently shouldered the Seljuk's bags, the latter paid off his driver and followed them without further objections. The driver for his part hardly waited a second, so anxious was he to be gone; he swung his horses round and fairly galloped them across the outer court, through the gateway, and down the dangerous hill.
Meanwhile the Seljuk and his servant, following their
two guides, passed through a complicated maze of courts, cloisters, halls, and passages, all on different levels, due to the fact that Castle Malyn was built up the side of a steep hill, until they reached a luxuriously furnished set of apartments which had evidently been made ready for the guest. High-piled fires of sea-wrack blazed in the hearths, giving out green flames, hot water steamed in a gold bath, candles burned in golden sconces, while a polite but silent majordomo (all Lord Malyn's servants seemed either forbidden or unable to speak) handed the Seljuk a note which said: “His Worship the Marquess will be graciously pleased to receive you at six o'clock in the north tower.”
“Thanks, my good chum,” said the Seljuk when he had read this message. “Five o'clock is it now? Then you may depart, make tracks, hop off; I shall not require your services further.”
The major-domo bowed and retired, intimating that he would return just before six and escort the visitor to Lord Malyn's apartment. With the assistance of his own servant the Seljuk then rapidly bathed and exchanged his travelling-garments for satin pantaloons, a cambric shirt, a striped cummerbund and a sort of Eastern smoking-jacket, very gorgeous in plum-coloured brocade. Next he consulted a large timepiece and finding, with satisfaction, that it was still but fifteen minutes after five, he extracted from his valise a small compass. Bidding the small servant remain there, and murmuring, “Upsy daisy! All aboard! Tally ho!” he quitted the apartment and proceeded in a northerly direction, consulting his compass at frequent intervals, whenever he came to a choice of directions. He stopped from time to time, as well, to gaze about him in wonderâand
indeed, Castle Malyn was a remarkable place. Although situated a thousand feet above the Atlantic, subject to the full force of the wind, it was so strongly built that scarcely a hint of the gale blowing outside could be felt within its walls; in fact the air was oppressively warm and the Seljuk found himself obliged to give a twitch to his moustaches, which were beginning to droop. On account of this moist heat, the numerous large ferns planted in golden tubs prospered amazingly; many of them were well over six feet high. The granite walls had mostly been left in their natural state, unadorned, but the floors were everywhere carpeted with ankle-deep gold velvet, so that the Seljuk, who wore Turkish slippers of soft leather, was able to advance without making the slightest sound.
At last, after climbing several flights of steps, he arrived in what appeared to be the castle's main hall. This was some forty feet long, ornamented with boar-spears and sets of tusks; the heat here was even greater, and the potted ferns had grown to the size of young palm trees. Thanks to their protective cover the Seljuk, moving silently forward, was able to elude the notice of two or three footmen who were throwing dice by the main entrance, and to arrive unobserved near a doorway from which Lord Malyn's voice could be heard issuing.
This entrance was partially screened by thick, yellow velvet curtains. Moving so that these draperies would conceal him both from the footmen and from the sight of anyone inside the room, the Seljuk proceeded to gaze abstractedly at a grinning boar's head on the wall, while he listened with the closest attention.
“And you expect to be paid for
that?”
Lord Malyn was saying.
“Well, we done the prig, didn't we? We run the risk o' being cotched by the macemongers. Wasn't our fault the twangler was gone a'ready.”
“Indeed, a most remarkable tale,” the Marquess said silkily. “So, on the very night that you were to perform my errand, you will have me believe that by some bizarre coincidence, the curator's grandson had already made off with the object?”
“That's about it, gaffer. Beats cock-fighting, dunnit, how these things comes about? The young kinchin had left a note for his granfer, scribed very neat: “Dear Granda, sorry to prig your property but I'm off.” And that's the probal truth, your worship, sure as my name's Elijah Prigman, ain't it so, Bilk? Prigged the bandore, he had, before ever we got there.”
“By gar, that's so,” agreed Bilk. “Stole a march, he did, the miching young co. I'll lay the miserable sand-blind little foister is halfway to London by now.”
“Sand-blind?” the Marquess said sharply. “You have met this boy then? You know what he looks like?”
There came a suppressed grunt from Bilk; it sounded as if his partner had kicked him.
“Why yes, your worship, we seen him in Pennygaff while we was a-waiting for your worship to come along and tip us the office,” Prigman's voice said.
“And his name is Owen Hughes?”
“That's so, your honour; a little twiggy, black-haired kinchin, knee-high to a spadger-bird. He wears glazing cheatsâ'
“Spectacles, yampy-head! His ludship don't gammon our way o' talking,” Prigman cut in.
“It did not occur to you to bring along this letter he had left for his grandfather so that I could see it for myself?” the Marquess said abruptly.
“Whyâwhy no, your ludship.” Bilk sounded taken aback. “Asides,” he added righteously, “if we'd a done that, the poor old gager wouldn't a had no notion what had come to the boy!”
“But you say the note was neatly written?”
“Ah, to be sure! Uncommon tidy character, a Reverend couldn't a scribed it out neater, eh, Prig?”
“Then you would not say it was the same writing as this?”
The Seljuk, stretching his ears, thought he caught the crackle of paper. Then followed a silence. Then Prigman, clearing his throat in a embarrassed way, said,
“Why, yes, surely, gaffer. Reckon 'tis the same hand, eh, Bilk?”
“Aye,” said Bilk. “Odds bods, it fair makes you hurkle, dunnit, to think o' the young co lighting out wi” the bandore and then writing off so bold to his ludship and all the other worships, asking for a thousand mint clinkersâachâarrrgh!”
Evidently Prigman had kicked him again.
“You are quite sure it is the same writing?” Lord Malyn repeated. “Although the other, you say, was so neat, and this is so untidy and ill spelt?”
“Maybe he was in a hurry when he writ this one,” mumbled Bilk.
“As you say. But it seems singular, does it not, that his
writing should be shaky and hurried
after
he had made off with the harp, when he had all the time in the world, and yet the note written
before,
when he must have been in haste to be gone, was so tidy and careful?”
“Maybe he writ t' other one in school.”
“A likely theory! You are sure
you
did not write the notes?” Lord Malyn suddenly rapped out.
“Us? Whyâwhy no, gaffer! How could us? Your ludship knows neither on us can scribe!”
“How did you know that the boy had written to other people as well as to myself?”
“Hâhow d-d-d ⦠?”
Bilk was by now evidently almost paralytic with fright under this questioning. But Prigman said stoutly,
“Who don't? The tale's all over the countryside, your ludship, that he writ to you, and to the foreign worship, and to his royal highness.”
“Indeed? Are you so certain?”
“IâI think so, your worship.”
“You think so, do you? It is strange, is it not, that I have a letter here in the same handwriting, awaiting the arrival of his highness the Prince of Wales, which has not even been
opened
yet? How do you know what is in it? Shall I tell you what
I
think?” the Marquess said menacingly. “I think you are in league with this young boy, who is no doubt a seasoned thief. You bade him write the letters, you have him hidden away somewhere with the harp”â“No, no, gaffer, you got it all wrong!”â“and as well as coming to me with an impudent request for money you have not earned, you expected to make a handsome profit from the ransom as well. But you are wrong, my fine friendsâvery,
very wrong! I think you had better produce that harp without loss of time before I lose patienceâit would be a pity if, by the time you agreed to remember where you have it hidden, you were unable to fetch it because you had not the use of your arms or legs.”
There was a sort of squawk from Prigman.
“But, your worship, we doesn't know where the blessed bandore is! That's Ticklepenny's truth!”
A long, unpleasant silence followed. Then the Marquess said in a cold voice,
“Enough. You shall have till Wednesday to lay hands on it Provided you bring it by then, safely and secretly, you will receive the same fee I promised beforeânot that you deserve it. But if not, you need expect no mercy. I shall find you, wherever you are. I found you in London, did I not?”
“Y-y-yes, your honour!”
“Remember it, then. Now get out of my sight. Garble, see these men leave the castle without delay. Oh, and Garbleâsend for Mr. Owen Hughes, the curator of the Pennygaff Museum, will you? And his grandson too, if the boy is to be found. Also make sure that two or three dungeons are empty by Wednesday, be so good, and that the thumbscrews are oiled, and so forth.”
Prigman let out another terrified whimper; then the two men appeared in the doorway, pale and trembling, escorted by the impassive Garble. Bilk was heard to mutter. “I
told
you it were puggle-headed to play May-games with his lordship. Now you'll
have
to tell me where you put the bandore!”
The Seljuk remained motionless, half screened by curtains,
and they passed without observing him; then he moved forward as if, having stepped aside for a moment to admire a fine pair of boars' tusks, he was just continuing on his way.
At that moment the harassed major-domo came hurrying along the hall in search of him, evidently horrified at the thought of a guest left to roam the castle unescorted.
With a smile that almost curled his moustaches to his ears, the Seljuk allowed himself to be led into the presence of the Marquess, who was walking up and down a large apartment, languidly fanning himself. He did not look exactly ruffled, but there was a tightening about the corners of his fine, thin mouth, a yellow gleam in his eyes, and his long fingers held the gold-and-parchment fan as if, had it been a knife, they would gladly have stuck it into somebody. He was dressed very elegantly in velvet, black as night, but with a citron taffeta waistcoat.
Looking stout and gaudy by comparison, the Seljuk advanced to meet him.
“My dear sir! It is most affable of you to grant me the treat of visiting your stately nest, dwelling, domicile! And after such a short acquaintance, too!”
“On the contrary,” rejoined the Marquess with equal politeness, “it is kind of you, my dear Seljuk, to give me the pleasure of your company. Without it I should have been sadly dull, for his highness the Prince of Wales, whom I am also expecting, seems to have been unaccountably delayed.”
After several more civilities Lord Malyn led his guest into a dining-room which, like all the inhabited part of the castle, was furnished in black, gold, and velvet. A small
but sumptuous repast had been laid out on an ebony dining-table.
“And now, my dear sir,” said Lord Malyn presently, when they had eaten guinea-fowl glazed with honey, saffron rice, parsnips, pineapples, nectarines, and peaches, “let us take our coffee into the library, and pray tell me how I can entertain you? Would you like to see my tiger-fish? My golden orioles? Or my reptile collection? It is small but choice; for instance, I have just acquired two tiger-snakes, charming creatures, which are, as you know, reputed to have a stronger venom than any other species.”