The Zombie Adventures of Sarah Bellum

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The

ZOMBIE ADVENTURES

of

SARAH BELLUM

Lisa Scullard

The Zombie Adventures of
Sarah Bellum

© Lisa Scullard 2012

Category: FICTION/PARODY.
Any similarity to real persons or events is coincidental. Original
characters featured
(O.C.s)
© Lisa Scullard 2012

All rights reserved. For
permissions, contact [email protected]

Cover design © Lisa
Scullard

Artwork mash-up ©
Brenton Lonkey 2012

The moral rights of the
author & the artist have been asserted.

Formatted and edited with
U.K. spelling

Also by the author:

LIVING HELL (eBook &
paperback)

ISBN 9781461055877

TALES OF THE
DEATHRUNNERS series:

DEATH & THE CITY:
Book One (eBook & paperback)

ISBN 9781460954294

DEATH & THE CITY:
Book Two (eBook & paperback)

ISBN 9781460954379

DEATH & THE CITY:
Heavy Duty Edition (eBook)

DEATH & THE CITY: Cut
to the Chase Edition (eBook, paperback edit)

THE ZOMBIE
CHRONICLES OF OZ:

THE TERRIBLE ZOMBIE OF OZ
with L. Frank Baum (eBook & paperback)

ISBN 9781456514099

CONTENTS

INTRODUCTION

ABOUT
THE AUTHOR

CEMETERY
~ FILTHY SHAVINGS OF GRAY MATTER

NINE
AND HALF REAPS

NINE
AND A HALF REAPS, CONTINUED

BODY
OF CONDIMENTS

PRETTY
WARM ONE

SCAR
WARS

PHANTOM
OF THE OPERATING THEATRE

TOMB
BATHER

DANGEROUS
LACERATIONS

BADMAN

BLADE
RUSTER

E.T.
~ HOMER LONE

THE
GROANIES

RADIALS
OF THE LOST ARM

GOBBLINGS
OF THE LARYNX

NECROMANCING
THE BONES

SLIPPED
DISCLOSURE

THE
COCKERELS OF HERNIA

STARGRAVE

DROOL
OF THE NILE

REFLEX
OF THE JEJUNUM

QUIM
OF THE DAMNED

PRUDE
AND PREPUTIUM

THE
GRANULATE

PUMP
FRICTION

DIRTY
HARRIDAN

PYGANGLION

UNDEATH
ON THE NILE

OCTOPULPY

THE
MAGNIFICENT SEPTUM

THE
LIFE OF BRAINS

BIG
TROUBLE IN RECEPTACULUM CHYLI

THE
MEN WHO STARE AT GLUTES

THE
LOST BONES

INDEFINABLE
BONES & THE TEMPLES OF GLOOM

CROUCHING
TIBIA, HIDDEN DUODENUM

THE
MALPIGHIAN'S NEPHRITIS

SHALLOW
GRAVY

THE
LEG OF EXTRANEOUS GENITO-URINARY MEDICINE

THE
HUNT FOR RECTAL OEDEMA

CREMASTER
TIED

20,000
LEGS UNDER THE SEA

SPLAT

THE
UVULA STRIKES BACK

ILIUM
RESURRECTION

GNASHER
NAIL TREASURE

BEETLEJUGULAR

HAIRY
PALATE & THE CHAMBER OF SECRETIONS

LOBULES
OF AREOLA

SECTS
AND THE CITADEL, TOO

CASABLADDER

DIURETIC
13

CARUNCULA
ROYALE

SORE

FERMAT'S
WOMB

PARANODULE

MEDIASTINUM
IMPOSSIBLE

GURNEY
TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

A
TOWN CALLED PANCREAS

JURASSIC
PRICK

DEATH
FACE

MENOPAUSE
IN BLACK

M*A*S*H*E*D

GOOD
MOANING, VERAMONTANUM

DAD
'
S
ARMLESS

FULL
METACARPAL JACKET

APOPHYSIS
NOW

IT
AIN
'
T
HALF ARSED, MUM

CHYME
BANDITS

THE
WONDERFUL WRISBERG OF OESOPHAGUS

SCARDUSK

THE
TOURNIQUET

CHYLE
& THE CHOCOLATE FASCIA

TOMB
BATHER ~ CRADLE OF AFTERLIFE

COWBOYS
AND ILEUMS

FRANKENMINKY

IRON
MANDIBLE

TRANSMOGRIFIERS

PROSTATES
OF THE CARIBBEAN

THE
RIDICULES OF CHRONIC

BIG
KNOBS AND BROOM CLOSETS

TRUE
LICE

DÉJÀ
VOODOO
~ FIFTY SHALLOW GRAVES

BONUS
SECTION ~ GREY MATTER, THE CTRLVQUEL: CHAPTER ONE

GREY
MATTER: CHAPTER TWO

ROLL
CREDITS…

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